Let's see how Lincoln can spend one whole day with the dreaded Radio Demon, and see if there are some things in town he might be interested, why? Just because you're old fashioned doesn't mean you have to hate a lot of the modern age shit. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Somewhere in Franklin Avenue.)
The folks there are taking in some peace and quiet, and also getting ready for the incoming season of winter. They have wood ready to chop, and have chains ready to apply to their vehicles for when the road starts to ice up.
Mr. Grouse checks on his snow plow and sees it's a bit bent. "Looks like I need to go and buy a new one, dang it. I guess you served 25 years and now done for old friend." He then places the bent snow plow back into the shed.
Then a portal is made at the front of the hell house, and coming through is Lincoln Silva Hound, and Bumper Yates Sr. sees him. "Howdy there Lincoln, you here to check out the neighborhood?"
Lincoln smirks. "Not exactly, just here to spend a whole day with someone special."
Stepping out of the portal from behind him is none other than the dreaded Radio Demon himself, Alastor. The radio demon looks around with his signature smile. "Well, this neighborhood really does remind me of when times of the seasons to be jolly are coming, I do so love the smell of autumn leaves and the color they repre… And the leaves are all gone."
He's not wrong, a lot of the trees have no leaves anymore. The season of autumn is gonna come to an end, winter will be inbound. "Huh, didn't think today is when the fall season ends. Well, it makes sense since it is November now" replied Lincoln.
Alastor snickers. "Indeed, at least the season of the end of life arrives. As you should know that the sign of winter back in the very olden days was said to be the sign of things to come to an end, or in this case: Death. But times change and now winter is the sign of good will and merriness."
"Now, I recall that we are going to spend a marvelous day strolling around the town and seeing whether I might be into liking most of the modern day things."
Lincoln smiles. "You know the plan too well Alastor, let's get going."
They both walk down the neighborhood and pass by folks who spot th tall and red demon, the Yates are shocked at what the Radio Demon said then Beatrix sees them. "What the heck is that guy doing here? And was that Lincoln?"
(Somewhere along the neighborhood.)
Lincoln and Alastor soon arrive to the one place that was closest to just walking or by bike and Alastor notices it. "Aren't you going to show me into that establishment?"
Lincoln sees the place and is wide eyed. "Umm, I don't think you'd wanna go there. The arcade has too much bring lights and games and I don't think you'd like it."
Alastor smiles looking at the place. "Only one way to find out." He crosses the street and he walks towards the building, with Lincoln following.
They both enter and Alastor looks around the arcade known as Gus' Games n' Grub and the Radio Demon looks around to the modern day form of childish entertainment. "So, this is what children do these days when they have no need for studying of when the school day has ended. You come here often boy?"
"Well, not much. I mean, I do come here sometimes, but I do have my own video games to play at home. But most of the times, I come back after school just to help with mom and the others, even though video games are cool to play and all, I have changed and the rush of killing someone is a new way to keep me entertained" replied Lincoln.
Alastor snickers. "You're not wrong there my boy, also you're friends heard what you just said."
Lincoln sees Rusty, Zach, Artie, Lance and Trent. "How much have you guys heard?"
"Quite a lot, and understand man. You got a job, and that makes you pretty much cool and awesome, even though the gigs are all assassinations and junk" replied Zach.
"Be lucky it's just us here. Been a slow day for the arcade, obviously because everyone else is getting ready for Christmas, which is next month and days away" replied Rusty.
"So, what the heck is the smiling guy here?" asked Trent.
Lincoln then sees Alastor, he managed to get some tokens and he's tossing basket balls into hoops with no trouble at all. They all gather around and watch as he scores each one like a pro. Alastor just smiles as he does this, then he snickers at an idea.
Alastor turns around and he tosses the balls and he even covers his eyes and throws them and aces with bank shot after bank shot after bank shot.
Lincoln chuckles and he claps at the way the Radio Demon does this and the others watch as the score keeps going and going and the tickets keep on coming out. Artie faints seeing this while Lance counts each one that comes out.
Soon, the timer runs out and Alastor throws one last ball just as the whole thing is close to end. Alastor chuckles. "I heard this in hell once, so; Hoop there it is. Did I say it right?"
Lincoln chuckles. "That was awesome, and you beat the high score too." They all see that one who once had the highest score was Lynn Loud Jr. Alastor's eyes glow and his score has his name on it. "Nice one."
Zach and Lance stack up the tickets. "Dude, you just got more than 50,000 tickets" said Lance. "What the heck are you gonna do with them?"
Alastor smiles and looks to the prize wall. "Perhaps there is something I could make use of them. Let's see what suits my taste."
(Later.)
Lincoln and Alastor both walk out of the arcade and what did Alastor use his tickets for?
Sitting atop Alastor's microphone is a plush demon pig that also acts like a key chain. It's cute and trying to look menacing.
"I can't believe they have that here" replied Lincoln.
"I noticed it when we went into the place. Now, even though walking seems like an essential way to enjoy things, perhaps we should take it to a more fast level."
They spot the bus stop and wait there, while they're waiting someone else is there as well also waiting for the bus. Alastor notices the girl with brown hair and the blue dress. "Lincoln, I believe an old flame you once admired is here."
Lincoln is on his phone checking he text from Loona. "I know, I'm just not gonna bother." They remain silent and wait for the bus.
Cristina Éclair, on the other hand is nervous. She recalls what her mother said, that Lincoln and his demon family came and saved her from being raped by some scum bag. Cristina feels as if she owes it to Lincoln for what he did. She lost her dad, she did not wanna lose her mom and she knows her mom's looks are gonna get her into trouble.
'Lincoln, I wanna say thank you. But I don't even know how to do so, I turned you down from the video contest and after everything you've been through….. You look so cool, and so nice too. What the heck was I thinking?'
Alastor can tell Cristina is troubled. 'Well, well. It seems the boy's hellhound dominance trait is working once more. This should be interesting, for the future.' Soon, the bus arrives and all of them board it.
Lincoln and Alastor take the seats by the left side on the third window near the bus driver, while Cristina takes the right side and is near the back of the bus. She feels too nervous being around the kid who once had a crush on her.
Alastor knows that something is gonna happen and it's gonna be when Lincoln encounters her again, and he can feel it could end in an unexpected way.
(A few moments of driving.)
The bus stops and Lincoln and the Radio Demon get off and are now somewhere in the town and they see the local stores and shops the town has.
Alastor smiles at the sight of this. "The next phase of the plan is to show me around the local businesses of the town, businesses that could make me feel more comfortable and remind me of some things from the past I once lived in. smart move boy, smart move."
Lincoln chuckles. "Well, chances there could be some local places that might suit to show you some modern day stuff isn't so bad. I mean, you did just score it high back at the arcade."
"True, perhaps there could be some things I might find amusing here. Let us see what Royal Woods has to offer for me to be entertained, besides the local Burnt Bean I now like."
Lincoln and Alastor then walk around the town, to check out the local places that might make the Radio Demon feel happy to be part of. This should be interesting.
(Town sightseeing montage.)
the first place they go to is a place where they sell suits and of course Alastor asks if they have red suits and good timing they do and a new kind of style, the red suits have some sort of illusion that it has some blood stains, and the color is just what Alastor is looking for, and at a great deal as well.
They go to a place where they sell eye glasses and Alastor asks if they have any monocles that are in red color, and they do. How convenient.
Alastor does see a dress Shoppe and he is fascinated with the lovely red and velvet dress, to him it would suit his good friend, Rosie and he makes the purchase and he knows her size, they have danced quite a lot to know each other well. No, he did not have sex with her! They danced, literally.
They go to the Burnt Bean once more for a nice little break, they could use some rest and relaxation.
A pawn shop catches the eye of Alastor and they go to the placed and he speaks to the man on if he has any old fashioned radios and sure enough, Alastor finds tons of them and he also asks if they have any items from radio stations long ago and what do you know, they do have some of that stuff.
Alastor even goes to the nearest store where they sell some Christmas items that would make the Hotel feel festive, Lincoln does the same as well. The Holidays are coming, so best be prepared for the whole event.
They go to the nearest butchers shop and there Alastor orders the kind of meat cut choices he prefers and he is impressed at the hospitality they have, which is better than the one in hell and they even slice the meat to exactly as he wants it. Lincoln does order some meat as well, mostly pork.
They both go back to the Burnt Bean for another round of peace and serenity, they do listen to the deep and somber poems from Maggie and her emo friends, and even Alastor find the poems to be quite intriguing.
Alastor and Lincoln then head to the last place for them to hang out, and that place is….. The Royal Woods Music Store, known as "The Spin Cycle." Alastor is amazed to find out they have Vinyl's of old music he once heard and played long ago when he was a radio host, and of course he purchases them and they would go great with the record player he got from the pawn shop.
(End montage.)
The duo walk down the street and Alastor feeling a bit more cheerful than his usual self. "Well, I must admit, I am impressed at the things this town has. Truly a town I can live with, and appreciate."
"Yeah, all we did was go to places that seemed more you, we barely went to any locations with new modern stuff, but at least we had fun and I can't believe they have old time music" said Lincoln.
"Neither did I and I will surely cherish the items I have bought, and I know Rosie will love the dress. I think she's look dazzling in it."
"I have never met any of your other associates Alastor, I know Nifty and Husk are kinda your pals and all. But I don't know who the heck is Rosie, or anyone else you know" replied Lincoln. "When can I meet them and do they know about me?"
Alastor snickers. "My child, they do know and I don't think you're ready to see them yet. You can say, that my associates are my eyes and ears all over hell. Whatever happens, they confirm to me and I will see to what the problem is. But they mostly keep their sites on the three Wretches, who think they can surpass me!"
Lincoln knows who he means, the three V's, who are the overlords of the modern time. Valentino, Velvet and Alastor's most hated enemy, Vox. Lincoln knows he must be careful, he cannot let them take advantage of him, and he has seen one of them.
Just then he sees Alastor has stopped walking and is looking at the TV store and what's on the news. "Sorry my boy, but I must see what is the news on the picture show here, for this could be very entertaining."
Lincoln watches with him.
"Katherine Mulligan here with the news you all need to know. A young child known as David has discovered an endangered species here in Royal Woods very own Tall Timbers Park, the species is a fish variety known as Lake Sturgeon, with that news being known the Mustard company will have to build someplace else."
"To all fans of Ace Savvy, creator of the comic Bill Buck has been hospitalized after a car accident, but fear not, the man has not fallen to critical and is currently recovering."
"The Royal Woods Red Squirrels are making another successful win today, as the last baseball game of the season and who is their ace player? Well, it certainly isn't Lynn Loud, but the best they have and the best to join, Paula who has made multiple home runs and pitches with a cast on her leg and she looks forward for next year when the games start for soccer."
"Royal Woods local racecar driver, Bobbie Fletcher will make an incoming arrival to town on the 2nd of December to reveal the special promo. So, to all of you racing fans out there, I suggest you all make a pit stop to the Burpin' Burger on the 2nd day of next month."
"Big time Hollywood manager of music, Katie Crest will arrive to town soon, no clue what she might want, but chances she could be looking for some musical talent."
"The parents of the Fox Quintuplets have been victims of a deadly car crash, the parents were reported dead on arrival, and this leaves the four children to be given to foster care. We hope whoever is keeping an eye on them, to be safe and stay sane. Those four are a hassle to deal with."
"Christmas Trees from the local Mall have been reported stolen as of lately, they plan to sell them when the month of December comes, but now someone is stealing an early batch. We may have a cat burglar on the loose."
"Father Chisel has just announced, that the day before Christmas, they will begin to reveal the new Christ Statue that will be held above the doorway of the church itself and they seek donations so they can be able to give gifts to the local children from the orphanages around Royal Woods, Hazeltucky, Beaverton and Great Lakes City."
"And this news is something no one has expected: The local restaurant know as Something Fishy has been sold, but no one know who bought it, but the one who purchased the place has sent a message in social media saying that they will commence in making the restaurant when Spring comes, the person goes by the username….. Bl!tz0Rod30. Well, all of Royal Woods will be looking forward to this person and the restaurant to come soon."
"Yesterday at the Women's Prison in south Dakota, a riot blew out as an explosion was made and a few inmates have made it out. Local bad parent, Rita Loud was not reported as an escapee and remains in the place still."
That is all for the news today, and now we go to the weather with Patchy Drizzle.
Alastor looks to Lincoln who is unhappy. "Child, do not do anything I wouldn't do. Not now, I know you hate that woman and you wouldn't want her to…"
"She even thinks about breaking out, I'll slit her throat!" Lincoln then walks away with what he has bought and Alastor follows him.
Alastor then snickers to himself. 'The month of December is about to get very interesting folks, I suggest you all stay tuned now.'
Lincoln then stops and realizes something. 'Wait a minute, Bl!tz0Rod30? That's Blitzo's instagram account back in Hell! What the fuck?!'
To be continued…..
A/N: Alastor is not wrong, more is to come and chances it's gonna be either good, or pretty much very bad. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Yep, it's gonna happen, Blitzo is soon to make his restaurant dream come true, soon. Any ideas on the name of the place.
Date made: 11/19/20.