An unexpected thing will happen in this chapter, which also involves one of the last episodes to season two of the Loud House. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(December 2. I.M.P Headquarters.)
Sitting at the table of the receptionist's office is Lucy, and she's just reading her book and going through some stuff she wants to know more about hell. Then she sees the elevator open and comin through are the rest of I.M.P.
But something seems off, why the hell are they nearly scorched?
"We're back!" said Blitzo. "And we got paid, in double!" He then carries the safe with the cash and brings it away to his office.
Moxxie and Millie go over and grab some fresh towels to clean themselves. Lucy is confused and she puts her book down. "Might I ask, what the hell happened?"
Luna also cleans up some of the black scorch marks. "We came with the target the client wanted, the client was knocked out and the demon dude was planning to fuck her up for cheating on his money and making him look like a fool on earth."
Luna tosses the towel to Lincoln. "Then he said that he doesn't intend to pay us and it turned into a free-for-all cluster fuck when he had friends who had flamethrowers and we had to fight back and let the led fly."
Loona dusts off some of the scorch marks on her and she sees she has no tears on her clothing. "We also had to get close and rig their flame tanks with bombs and boom, they all died and some of us nearly got caught in the inferno."
"We then took down our client and he was sent running with the target he wanted, he left his turf and so we took the privilege to raiding it for the cash he promised us" replied Millie as she helps clean her husband's horns.
Moxxie wipes some of the scorch marks on his arms. "We found a safe and it has the cash we were asking for, or chances more and we also found some weapons to put into good use, and then we called someone to handle the location."
"That turf is now Cherri Bomb's Turf. She owns it and now runs it, and through this she can be able to hold the whole of the west side of Pentagram City, she nearly rules 59 percent of all former gang turfs" replied Luna.
"We made the right call in telling her to take the turf" replied Lincoln. "And now that that's done. We can sit back, relax and wait for Blitzo too…"
"I got it opened!" Blitzo brings out the safe. "Now let's see what this bitch has for us." when he opens the safe, tons of cash pour out and knock Blitzo back. The others back away and watch as lots of money is now out of the safe and piled up at the corner of the wall.
Blitzo then emerges from the pile. "We're fucking rich!"
This shocks them to see how much fucking dollar bills have been inside the safe the whole time. "Do we even have time to count all of this?!" asked Mollie.
Moxxie faints seeing this, Lucy removes her bangs and is wide eyed from the cash. "Whoa. Did not see that coming, also how the hell did all of that fit in there?"
Loona sees a note in the safe, along with a hand gun and she reads it. "Says here the cash is emergency funds and is all more than….. Nine-hundred thousand dollars?! What the fuck?! Also, nice gun."
"Dudes! We're close to a million with that one!" said Luna. "How much moolah do we even have for the whole company?"
Blitzo then recalls. "Hang on." He grabs his phone. "Okay, so we have more than twenty-five grand in the I.M.P account, so that makes us sorta millionaires all together."
Moxxie then wakes up thanks to Millie. "Sounds to me this is the time for all of us to be celebrating!" said Millie.
Lucy helps Lincoln grab all the cash and put them in one pile all arranged. "That does sound like a plan, and thank god the school day is over" said Lincoln.
"But where the heck do we go to celebrate this awesome score?" asked Luna.
Loona smirks. "Everyone get cleaned up, and also clean all of this up. I got just the place for all of us to go to."
"Is it a stripper bar? Or some kind of drinking place where we can fight bikers?" asked Blitzo.
(Burpin' Burger.)
The portal from hell opens and the crew of I.M.P come out, and all of them in winter clothing and looking ready to celebrate the big cash score they got. Lucy does notice the snow falling, which cannot be good.
Lincoln smirks. "Nice call mom, I recall that the Burpin' Burger has a new kind of burger that is worth the try and buy and also someone is coming to the town to introduce this new burger and a promo as well."
"You mean like the crowd over there?" said Lucy. They all see the crowd and they go over to them and see what the heck is going on. They see some of Lincoln's friends from school and a few from the high school as well. That is one big crowd and they also see, Mr. Grouse?
"So, what the fuck is going on here anyway? Looks like a rally for someone whose rebelling" asked Blitzo. They then see a red racecar arrive and the voice of an announcer.
"Ladies and Gentlemen and all you racing fans out there! Please welcome Royal Woods Burpin' Burger representative and racecar driver, Bobbie Fletcher!"
The racecar makes it on stage, the door opens and the racecar lady comes out and she removes her helmet to reveal, Bobbie Fletcher and everyone cheers seeing her and also take some pics.
Bobbie Fletcher – Around her early 30's. Long brown hair, three pairs of eye lashes, freckles and eye-bags under her eyes. She's wearing a red and yellow racecar outfit and red shoes.
"Huh, so who's the thicc chick?" asked Blitzo. But he gets elbowed by Loona to shut the fuck up.
Lincoln then looks around, he has this strange feeling that someone is watching him. Someone is watching him and she's small and two year's younger than Lucy, and is looking to Lincoln with a happy expression. 'He made it, Lincoln made it here. I knew he would come and see the promo thing.'
"Thanks for coming out racing fans. I wanna give a huge thanks to my sponsor, Burpin' Burger and let me tell ya, you can't get past the starting line without quality fuel and mine is right here, The Big Belcher with Extra Pickles." Bobbie Fletcher then takes a big bite out of the burger.
Everyone cheers and some are hungry for the very big burger she's eating.
"I can't wait to have one of you folks on my pit crew. All you folks gotta do is look fo the burger wrapper that looks like this." Bobbie Fletcher shows them the burger wrapper with the name "Winner" and some tire marks that look like it was run over.
"So, without further ado. Ladies and Gentlemen." Bobbie Fletcher then has a green flag. "Start you're stomachs!" The sound of a horn goes off and everyone goes to the Burger joint.
Lincoln then sees some of his friends also going to the place like they desperately need to. "Wow. Everyone wants to be in the pits with Bobbie Fletcher."
"Or they're just big fans and wanna be close to the lady" replied Luna. "I mean, she is an attractive woman and from what most of us know, racecar folks are hot and good looking."
"She's not wrong" replied Millie. They all walk towards the burger joint to eat the new burger, but then they stop when Loona signals them with her hand to halt. "Something wrong Loona?"
Loona looks around. "We're not alone guys."
"Lincoln!" The white haired boy and his sister and the Goth girl are frozen in place hearing that voice and they hear the footsteps coming closer and closer. "Lincoln! Luna! Lucy!"
They did not wanna turn around, then someone grabs her. "Whoa there kiddo, the surprise wasn't supposed to be now. Step on the breaks and back up a bit, Lana."
That name was something Lincoln did not wanna hear, and Lucy and Luna can see he was feeling really tense and wasn't happy. Loona and the rest of the demons turn around and they see the little girl and how happy she looks to see Lincoln.
Loona looks to the racecar woman. "We need to talk."
Bobbie Fletcher sighs. "Yeah, I saw this one coming." She looks to her daughter. "Lana, please stop. Behave, I know you wanna see him but…"
"But, I wanna talk to Lincoln. I wanna tell him how much….."
"She said stop Lana! Behave for once in your god damn disgusting, trash hopping life would you just behave!"
They're all shocked at Lincoln's outburst and this made Lana a bit fearful, but it also got the attention of the patrons inside the Burpin Burger and Katherine Mulligan who was there for the big news, the camera is still rolling and now all of Royal Woods sees, that Lana (Former Loud) is back and has been adopted by their own racecar driver, Bobbie Fletcher.
The demons walk in, with Lincoln leading the group and they fall in line with the customers and Bobbie Fletcher and Lana come in next and the racecar woman can see all the people whispering to each other, she can see that this has gone a bit over the edge of the racetrack. 'Well, this is bad.'
They also fall in line, behind Stella and Hassan who are keeping Lana from Lincoln, Lucy and Luna.
Lana wants to talk to Lincoln, but she knows she has to behave otherwise things won't go so well.
Soon the I.M.P guys order some food and each of them orders The Big Belcher with Extra Pickles, though Moxxie wishes for his to have less pickles and Lucy wants to have fries with it. They even get some hot chocolate served with their meals.
They go over to their seats and wait for the other two to finish and soon enough Bobbie Fletcher and Lana go over with their food and as well and Lana is once again excited to see Lincoln.
She wants to sit next to him, but she notices that he's in between Luna and the hellhound, and Blitzo is next to the hellhound. Moxxie, Millie and Lucy are right next to Luna, which means any seating near Lincoln is off limits.
Lana and Bobbie Fletcher take their meals to a seat and table near the one where the demons and three kids are. Lincoln is on his hellphone and now that Lana and Bobbie Fletcher are here, they begin to eat what they bought.
"So, Lincoln. It's been a while huh?" asked Lana. But Lincoln does not respond.
"Well, I heard that you and the demons are now the big talk of the town and along with Luna, and I also heard that Lucy's part of it too. That's kinda cool, I mean you have two members of the family close to you."
"Three members short stack, the blonde one with the shades is also adopted into hell, by some good demons we know and care about" replied Blitzo.
"Barely care sir" replied Moxxie. "We're not really fans of that hotel they have."
Lana is shocked to hear this. "What? No way. Leni is now close to you guys, dang." They don't know Jackie and Mandee hear this and are shocked to know that Leni is back and is adopted with some demons, which means they wanna have a talk with Lincoln, very soon.
Bobbie Fletcher needs to stop this. "Lana, stop. Let me talk now."
Loona then asks. "So, what gave you the second brain to take her in?"
Bobbie Fletcher feels kinda intimidated by the hellhound, but she replies. "After the whole court incident I recalled who Lana is and so I took it upon myself to adopt her. She's the little girl I met last year who helped me with my pit crew when they didn't know what the engine problem was."
Luna swallows her food. "Yeah, little grease monkey, along with lady blinded by science and Hubbie Halloween scared pants were there and so was I and I wasn't into the whole racecar stick."
"Yeah, well when I came to adopt her she was kinda a mess, even with the dog she was able to keep who somehow ran away" replied Bobbie Fletcher. "I went to an orphanage in the town of Dawson Chicago, and so I said I wanted to adopt her and through the months she's been with me, she has changed quite a bit."
While this goes on, Loona hands Millie some money to go and buy some burgers to go. Something tells her that they're not gonna wanna linger here longer.
Lana looks to Lincoln. "Yeah, I don't eat in the trash anymore and I'm not much of a mud kinda girl, but I do like working on stuff that needs fixing. I have to make sure that what I fox doesn't need some gum to patch it up, otherwise things could get clogged real fast, and I only have Charles and only allowed to have Charles."
"When Charles came back, we were issued a warning not to let him out of our sights, and we also noticed he seemed very agitated to come to Royal Woods and not stay in the shelter while we were gone" replied Bobbie Fletcher.
"Good. I don't want that pervert dog anywhere near me" said Loona, she is pissed off and so is Lincoln and Luna.
Bobbie Fletcher can see that this is the very reason about Charles not being allowed to come with them. She fears that dog could do more damage if he doesn't go to Royal Woods. "Well, we decided to come here and thought we'd see how you guys were doing. Lana said she wants to speak to Lincoln."
Lana then looks to the white haired boy who was once her brother. "Lincoln, I know things have gone bad for all of us, and I wanna say I'm sorry for…"
Lincoln gets up. "I'll be outside." He finished his food and then Millie arrives with the takeout.
Loona looks to the others, they all managed to finish their food throughout this talk. "Good, we're all done. Let's go." They all grab their hot chocolates and leave the place, this shocks Lana and Bobbie Fletcher.
Lana then gets up and goes after them. "Lana! Stop, wait!" Bobbie Fletcher goes after her.
Outside, Lincoln gets his medallion and opens the portal back to hell. "Lincoln! Stop, don't go please!"
Lincoln doesn't turn around and just looks to the portal to his home. "Lincoln… I knew we screwed up and I screwed up too. I… I don't know what to do anymore, I mean…. I don't have Lola, mom and dad aren't here and everything is so different…. I know I try and be happy but, I can't."
"Linc, guys…. I messed up, I was just trying to be with the others and….. And not fail when that whole luck thing happened… I didn't wanna lose."
That part made Lincoln pissed off and his eyes are now glowing red and this makes the others back away slowly.
Lana looks down and cries and she tries to wipe away her fresh tears. "I didn't wanna lose what I w-was doing, and yet I did lose….. I lost my family, my home and… And my brother. Lincoln i…."
Lana raises her head and is startled to see Lincoln in front of her with his eyes glowing red, his claws active and his teeth as sharp as a wolf's and his white hair has extended on the sides and his ears seem pointed.
"Seriously? Lose? Lose? You lost a family, and yet you won that fucking alligator match, the same fucking alligator match that got me bleeding killed!"
Lana backs up in fear. "But I should thank you, if it wasn't for that alligator attack, then my new mom wouldn't have donated her blood into me and let's just say, it feel so dang good to have my inner demon just go wild on the place."
This makes Loona smirk. "That's my boy, my pup with the blood of a hellhound."
Luna smirks. "Truly related by blood."
Lincoln walks slowly to the little blonde girl. "And just so you know and I know that camera is running, after that court thing, all events that you and the rest of those bitches were part of are either cancelled or now have strict age rules to be allowed. So, even if you think about going back to Alligator wrestling, it ain't gonna work. Because sure as shit there's no way you or the rest of the old family are gonna have a good life and future, because you gave mines to hell and I am proud of that new life."
Lincoln looks to Bobbie Fletcher who is afraid of the kid. "You're next race is next week, and I'm sure the crew chief will see the new changes to the laws of having folks by the pits when the whole thing begins, so good 'Luck' trying to have a kid with ya as the race goes on."
Bobbie Fletcher is confused, now she has to call her crew chief to know more and now the people inside look at their wrappers and are now regretting being there.
Stella and Hassan are just there for lunch and that's it.
Lincoln then walks away from Lana, but then he stops. "FYI Lana, when the time comes. Then I'll be back, but not to forgive you. I got something else more hellish planned."
Then his shadow moves. "And It's not gonna be anymore happy for you either." The shadow looks like Lincoln, looks like the Radio Demon has helped with Lincoln's shadow in coming to life. The boy needs a shadow to keep an eye on him after all.
Lincoln and the rest of I.M.P walk through the portal, but Lucy stops. "Lana, don't ever come back or think about trying to get Lincoln's forgiveness, not when you of all the old siblings left him for dead."
Lana gets up. "B-But, what about you? What about Luna?! Leni? Why is he forgiving you guys?!"
Lucy turns around and Lana sees her eyes. "Because he has spent more time with us, even when you were around and we're the ones who have shown how much we have improved and how much we mean to him."
"Luna is the sister who looked after him and inspired him to be a good big brother. Leni was the sweet hearted girl who Lincoln was always patient with, and me? I'm the little girl who Lincoln did what he could to help inspire me to be as good as he is, and I am. What about you?"
Lana wants to say something, but she doesn't know what to even say, the only time she bonded with Lincoln was the beauty pageants thing, that was it. She has no idea if there are even good memories of when Lincoln and Lana felt closer than anything.
Lucy sees there is no answer. "And that proves my point." She then walks through the portal and it begins to close.
Lana begins to run after the portal. "No! Lincoln, no! Please, I'm sorry!" But the portal is gone and Lana falls and lands on the snow.
Bobbie Fletcher goes over and helps her up. "Lana, are you okay?"
Lana cries as she hugs her mom, Bobbie Fletcher does what she can to comfort her daughter. 'It was a bad idea to do this, now what do we do?'
Katherine Mulligan and her news crew leave, they then drive off ready to show this to everyone. That another loud has not been forgiven and possibly, never will and also news about the racecar driver taking in one of the meddlesome former louds as her kid.
The patrons of Burpin' Burger all take their leave, they're not hungry anymore and then someone walks up to Bobbie Fletcher, it was Jordan. "Here, I don't want this." Lana and Bobbie see the winning wrapper lands in front of them.
Jordan then walks away, along with her parents and everyone else.
Grant sees that things are not looking good, especially since the Burpin; Burger sponsors Bobbie Fletcher and so he closes early and leaves before the snow storm begins and is also getting ready to make a job resume for when he decides to quit working there.
Bobbie Fletcher helps Lana back to the racecar. Lana sighs and she buckles up. 'Lincoln… I will get your forgiveness and I will regain your trust, whatever it takes Lincoln. No matter what it takes, I will be the sister you love once again.'
To be continued…..
A/N: Not what you guys thought would happen huh? Well, his bleed out from "Helluva Loud Luck" was caused from the alligator Lana wrestled and all she cared about at that time, was how the suit was doing and not the one wearing it. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Something tells me, Lincoln will get a talk with two teen girls who the fans love. You know who these two 16 year old girls are.
Date made: 11/21/20 – 11/22/20.