Now we'd normally have to handle the issue at hand at what Lincoln is trying to sort out, but I think it's time he spent the day with another of hells demons and that demon is none other than the fast clean demon, known by one name, and we're gonna get another hit on someone else to kill. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Royal Woods Elementary School.)
Lincoln along with his friends walk out of the school and talking to each other. "So, this whole thing with your mom is still ongoing?" asked Zach.
Lincoln sighs. "Yeah, and I'm glad I told you guys. I really needed some advice when it comes to moral support with an investigation of the epic proportions."
"Well, say no more man. My dad and I watched some awesome old fashioned detective movies, and the best advice I can give ya, is that when you need information you gotta talk to the one person who may have been or have known something about the situation that happened at the scene of the crime, they have the answers" replied Rusty.
All of them are confused at what he just said. "When the heck did you get a brain?" asked Liam.
Rusty scoffs. "Oh ha, ha Liam. But that's the best I got for ya man, any leads?"
"There are two, but one of them would be a bust since my grandpa has no clue as to where my mom went on the month of March" replied Lincoln. "But the only one who would know, is the one who hung out with her the most and that would be my aunt Via."
"Is she the owl demon?" asked Zach.
Lincoln nods. "The very same one and has been a good friend of my mom for some time, probably since Blitzo met Stolas. She's the one bestie in hell for Loona, and she may have the answers I seek and maybe she's also the one who went with Loona during that time on March, but I need an actual date on when it happened and the location."
Clyde also thinks about this. "Normally I'd give you some advice on detective stuff, but this is no Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack. So, some small advice, try to wait for the right moment to ask your auntie and then she can tell you what you need. But again, you never told us what this whole thing is all about."
They then make it out of the school. "All I can tell you guys, is that my mom went somewhere, something bad happened to her and I need to know who and what happened, the rest is not easy to explain."
"Speaking of which, you guys made headlines when you attacked that cult place" said Zach as he shows them his phone and the news about cops and the government attacking a cultist group, with the help of some demons and they took them down with ease and saved the hostages held there for so, so long.
Lincoln chuckles. "The best thing that has happened to us, was siding with the law and making the client happy with the deaths of those wretched cultists." Lincoln then calms down, his hellhound power was close to unleashing.
As they are now outside of the school, Lincoln sees someone walk into the bus and he waves at her, that person is Cristina Éclair and she waves back, then she goes into the bus.
Clyde looks between Lincoln and the girl who left. "Linc, which one is it? Jordan or Cristina?" This makes the others laugh a bit, and Rusty a little bit jealous.
Lincoln chuckles. "Guys, I'm not looking for a permanent relationship, I just wanna stick with the new life I've got and trying to adapt to it still. I also need to try and get over the shadows of the past that follow me, and that one is not an easy thing to do."
"Well, at least try and get through this new life and maybe when the time is right, then you can find the special lady for ya" said Rusty.
"Thanks for the support guys…"
"Hi Lincoln!" They all are startled and back away from the one-eyed creature that came out of nowhere.
"Oh, sorry about that. I've been waiting here all day and I helped clean the cars in the parking lot." They all look to the cars and see the teachers waving at her and thanking her for removing some of the frost and dirt from their rides.
We know who she is.
Niffty – 22 year's old. She is the housekeeper to the Hazbin Hotel and an associate to Alastor and a good friend to Husk, also she's obsessed with men. A small one-eyed demon, akin to a Cyclops, with her eye being made up of a hot pink and orange sclera with a light yellow iris. She also has short yet fluffy pink hair with a yellow undertone.
Her teeth are sharp and light yellow, and she has pink dots at each end of her mouth. Her attire is themed after the 50's, as she wears a dark pink scarf, a white shirt with pink dots (which appears to have a slight dripping design) along with a pink skirt with a poodle design and yellow dots. She also has small limbs of dark pink coloration.
Date of death: Around the 1950's.
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Lincoln and the others go towards her. "Niffty, what the heck are you doing here?"
"Well, here's the thing, Charlie and Vaggie said that I have been working for a long while in the hotel and they talked with Alastor and said that I needed a break, and then I asked what broke, but then they said that I needed a break or some time off from doing work in the hotel and that confused me and so…"
"Niffty!" yelled Lincoln.
The one-eyed demon looks to him. "What?"
"Niffy, calm down and tell me why the hell are you in town" said Lincoln.
Niffty then smiles. "Right, well they said I needed a day off, which is weird because I don't wanna have one, but they told me to do so anyway to clear my mind. But my mind is clear and the last time I had a day off was a night off and that was last month with the gals' night out."
Lincoln sighs. "And I suppose that you're here to have me chaperone you around town?"
Niffty nods. "You betcha you're white hair on that one, so come on, let's go."
Lucy then walks by Lincoln and opens the portal back to hell. "Have fun Lincoln." She then walks through.
Lincoln sighs and he looks to his guy pals. "See you guys around, I gotta escort this little lady around town." He then walks with Niffty as she skips next to him.
The guys are confused. "So, how old is she?" asked Liam.
"From what Lincoln said, she's 22. The short form is because she came from hell" replied Jordan. "She's the housekeeper of the Hazbin Hotel and is one helluva jack-of-all-trades kinda demon, er sinner."
"Man, she sure is fast" said Zach. Then he realizes something. "Wait, guys, did the bus just leave without us earlier?"
Yes, yes it did Zachary.
(Somewhere in town.)
Lincoln walks alongside Niffty. "So, where do we go first little lady?" asked Lincoln.
Niffty looks around the new town and sees everything. "Wow! Look at this place, there's so many things that I don't even know about, even though some of this stuff seems awfully familiar in Pentagram City! I don't even know where else to begin!"
Lincoln chuckles. "Well, clam down and pick which one first, I know you're gonna love what the town has to offer, kinda like how Alastor came here and saw everything."
Hearing that makes her smile and she grabs Lincoln's hand. "Then let's go!"
Some part of Lincoln is having so many fucking regrets doing this shit. Hang in there kid, it's gonna be one wild and Niffty ride!
(Niffty Montage!)
They go a thrift store and pick out some dresses and clothing and Lincoln has to judge them and he is impressed, all the attire is the clothing that matches her style and timeline, though the employees are confused as to why this little demon customer wants clothing that has been in the back since 1950.
They go to a nearby pawnshop and Niffty explores for anything that reminds her of the past and the manager shows her the items from 1950 and she manages to explain the story of each one and saying how much they costed back then, the manager is impressed and is planning to change the price of the items now that he knows how much they truly costed back then.
Niffty does make a purchase, a pair of golden earrings that make her feel like she's back home around the 1950's.
They go to a cleaning store and the Cyclops demon purchases so many cleaning materials and some are brand new kind that she has never seen, and she plans to use them all. But she likes buying the colorful and stylish feather dusters.
They then spend the next 30 minutes looking at the TV's at the nearby store, which Niffty is just watching commercials! What the hell?!
They do make a pit stop to a music shop and Niffty shows that she is good at the tambourine and the guitar and she buys both instruments, but Lincoln mentions Luna has some of that stuff she can borrow. But Niffty wants what she wants and not borrow what others already have, she finds it rude.
They go to a Japanese restaurant for lunch and Niffty is quite the expert on the language, she can speak in Japanese and enjoys the food they have.
They head for the nearby homeless shelter outside of town, and they help serve food to the homeless and for some reason Niffty helps clean them up to look nice.
They go to the pet store and Niffty helps in washing and feeding the animals.
They help with the community service on the road, what? Lincoln does avoid the two folks who are picking up trash, Howard and Harold McBride. Fuck! But, they seem okay with Niffty since she seems to be into the cleaning thing as they do. They hate demons? Now they're okay with one of them, what the hell?
They go to the retirement home and Niffty helps with the cooking, cleaning and also joins in knitting clothing. Lincoln is glad to hang out with Pop-pop, but he has to keep an eye on Niffty.
They go to another thrift store and look for more clothing from the 50's and also check on some clothing that Alastor might like, something that speaks Serial Killer Radio Demon.
Is this even a day off for Niffty, or is this an errand? Answer: This is her way to take a break from work of cleaning.
Throughout the journey, Lincoln does what he can to keep the Cyclops demon at bay from her obsession over men. Especially from this muscular man named Brandon, who is a former friend from Rita.
Thank god Hugh is not there, or it would mean total madness and chaos.
(End montage.)
Lincoln and the very fast Cyclops demon are now in the park, Ketcham Park and they're both sitting onto the bench that Niffty tidied up before they sat down.
Lincoln places down all of the clothing and stuff the Cyclops demon bought.
"This has been such a fun time Lincoln, thanks for letting me hang out with you and see the rest of this town, so much like back in my days!" said Niffty. "And I like seeing children so happy."
They see some kids playing in the snow and they're all kindergarteners and they do see Elena D. Pingrey with Lily, both enjoying some warm chocolate milk and watching everyone play.
"No problem, god that was one day for me" said Lincoln. "You really are one fast demon."
"Thanks, it's one of the many things I can do. Next to cooking, cleaning, knitting and bilingualism" replied Niffty. "And I can't wait to tell the others what I did today, and the things I got."
Lincoln chuckles. "Yeah, the whole cleaning stuff and old fashioned clothing."
Niffty looks through the clothes that are folded in the bag. "You call it old fashioned, while I call it my style and brand new. Because I recall all the clothes I wore when I was alive, but these clothing, is brand new to me."
Lincoln chuckles, then gets a text from Loona. "Huh, looks like we got another target."
Client: Patrick Garrison – The ex-husband of Celia who left her 6 years ago after finding out her true self. 6 years later became a CEO of a profitable company and Celia approached him asking for some cash and his Tesla Model Y. When he denied her, she murdered him and framed him as a suicide. She took custody of the cash and his car.
Why is he in hell? He did make a small crime when he was in high school and it was vandalism on private property along with drinking at a young age. He changed year's afterwards.
Target: Celia Monroe – A single mother to an 8 year old girl. Is arrogant, manipulative and thinks she and her daughter knows better than anyone else. Has caused many commotions in her home city of Tetherfield, but only got slaps on the wrist for her actions, even if she's tried to steal stuff for her daughter, destroyed property or even tried to discipline children who aren't hers.
Results: Kill the bitch the same way she killed him, by throwing her off a tall building, alive. If possible, bring the client his Tesla Model Y as extra compensation.
Lincoln smiles seeing this. "Looks like we know what to do tomorrow."
Niffty sees this as well. "Wow. Looks like you got your hands full, you guys have fun with the kill when it comes. When are you guys gonna do it?"
Lincoln thinks. "Maybe tomorrow, who knows. Gonna have to ask mom when we do the attack, or Blitzo."
They enjoy this moment of peace and quiet, then Niffty leans onto Lincoln and rests her head on his shoulder and this makes him confused. "Niffty, what the hell are you doing?"
"Sorry, just so peaceful and you're so nice and cute too." Niffty just remains like this. "This is nice, also this is not the Alpha Gene talking, and this is just me relaxing. Onto the one human I can see as a true friend."
Lincoln smiles and lets her do this, then he realizes why she's doing this. 'Leni. She must've told Niffty how patient I can be with someone like her, because Leni was once dumb and I was patient with her, and I'm patient with someone like Niffty. Wow, smart move Leni, smart move.'
Then Niffty asks. "So, any leads on the demon who gave Loona syphilis?"
Lincoln goes wide eyed hearing this. 'Wait, how the fuck does she know?!'
Then Niffty looks to Lincoln. "Maybe I can help, I recall seeing Loona at a bar somewhere during the time of March, and she was with Octavia and then they walked out drunk, Octavia went someplace else and then Loona walked to another location, with this hellhound guy with red bat wings and dark fur, almost similar to Husk if he were a hellhound."
Lincoln is shocked to hear this. "Wait what?"
Looks like he doesn't need to talk to Auntie Octavia after all, or does he?
To be continued…..
A/N: Some of you have been asking for Lincoln to spend some time with this one-eyed speed demon (Get it?) well here it is and no I am not pairing them together, even though it does seem cute. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Thanks again to "Emperor Void" for the client and target. Thanks man.
Date made: 12/2/20.