Time to fucking kill this son of a bitch and put his soul down to the fiery crucified pits of hell for fucking good! This is gonna be wicked awesome and I damn right enjoyed this one! Blood, gore and a whole lot of hell raising fucked up murder! They are I.M.P after all, and they either take down the target, or slaughter them to the point of total massacre!
We're also going to see how they intend to plan on the whole Christmas Dinner, to the assisting those who have suffered from the same condition Loona was once in, also they have to get ready to vacate hell before Krampus Day begins, otherwise it won't end well. Enjoy reading folks! Because I sure did!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(Somewhere in Cheboygan.)
A man runs through the forest in the cold day of the area and he's on the run from cops with their dogs who picked up his trail.
"Over here! He's running!"
"I see him!"
The man's name: Richard G. Uest – Literally a maniacal kinda guy, has been spotted doing so much vandalism and has been racist to tons of folks, abandoned at the age of 15 and went to a life of crime, this guy has lost his mind after more than 10 drug overdoses and has gotten way from the murder committed.
From robbing convenient stores and killing everyone there with his pistol, murdering the elderly in a retirement home and setting it on fire, breaking into a high school and shooting everyone, breaking into an elementary school and stabbing every teacher and student, even the kindergarteners. Worst of all, kidnapped a baby and for his own joy, dropped the kid off the building and then went after the grieving parents.
Went to restaurant to eat, shoots and bail and then leave letters criticizing how much he hates the place, committed animal abuse, buys drugs and kills the guy selling them, broke into a family's home and shoots everyone and it was on Thanksgiving too, and set the church in the town on fire.
Has caused some serious damage to properties and has also been seen killing foreigners and African-Americans. Took down a lady who did nothing wrong, raped her and then butchered her body to a bloody pulp. Even attempted to kill the governor of Michigan when he came to visit.
Dangerous and insane and still haunts the innocent folks of Cheboygan.
And right now, he is running and not happy to the fact he could either be spending lots of jail time or getting the death penalty, but either way he does not wanna be caught by the law!
The man runs past so many trees that he scratches himself on the branches of a fallen tree, therefore he leaves some blood as a trail, and this helps the dogs keep up with his scent.
But then he sees something is wrong, the cops and dogs have stopped and watch him run. Some of them wave goodbye towards him. 'What the fuck? What the fuck are they doing?' Then he snaps out of it and keeps running from them, he doesn't care. All he wants is to not get caught by the law.
Well, wish granted mother fucker!
He makes it out of the forest and ends up at some darkened area in the woods. "Yes. Finally lost those fucking cops, fuckers. I hate cops."
But then something moves past him at great speed. "What the fuck? What the fuck was that?"
He looks around for anyone, anything of a sign for whatever is out there. He then pulls out his knife and he looks around some more. "Could be an animal, I fucking hate animals. What the hell?"
Then something comes up from above and everything turns black.
He slowly opens his eyes and he sees some folks are surrounding him. He knows who they are. "Fuck. The demons, the demons caught me? Really? What are you fuckers gonna go to me, huh?"
Lincoln growls. "Get up you son of a bitch."
Richard gets up and smirks, he then grabs his knife and he gets his gun, but he doesn't find it. "What in the fuck?"
"Looking for this asshole?" Luna has the pistol and she empties the clip and then breaks the gun in half.
Blitzo smirks. "We may have the job to do, but after what the client wants…. Well, I think we're gonna relish each moment of killing you on the spot, also I just realized when we combine you're name it sounds like, Richard Guest."
Richard is pissed off at that. "Stop saying that!" He lunges forward only to have the left side of his body scratched by Lincoln and his claws.
The man stumbles forward and holds his side. "You fucking asshole!"
Luna smirks and she has her swiss knife and she quickly moves past the man and repeatedly stabs him on his legs and arms and he drops his knife and this allows Luna to kick him in the face.
"Dang. That felt good."
Moxxie and Millie then use their knives and they stab him on his shoulders and then his arms and legs once more and Millie slashes the right arm making some flesh and bone appear.
Blitzo goes in and he begins to kick the guy in the back, he grabs a hand full of salt and he puts it onto the man's sounded areas, making him scream in pain. "Fucking demons!"
Blitzo chuckles. "Why thank you prick."
Richard coughs up blood and looks to them in anger. "What the fuck do you guys intend to do huh? Send me to hell so I can do whatever the fuck I want? I'll come after all of you, and then I'll go after the bitch who wanted me dead!"
Lincoln smirks. "That's the thing asshole, you are gonna go to hell, but sure as shit you're not going to do whatever you want. We intend to make you suffer, for the rest of your miserable life."
"So what? Send me to jail? I don't give a fuck, I can bail out!" said Richard. "I will get out and I will kill all of you, and then I'll kill every man, woman and child in Royal Woods! Then the rest of the state!"
Loona scoffs and she looks to her daughter. "Lunes, time to test out the blood shed within you."
Luna smiles and she looks to the target who is laughing like a maniac. "With fucking pleasure, mom."
She then lunges forward and she grabs both of the man's arms and she rips them right off and the blood spews out and scatters on the snowy ground, the man stumbles back to his feet and cries in agony from this.
Luna's eyes glow red and she has razor sharp teeth and her hair is becoming a bit sharp and spiked up, she turns around and she kicks the man to the ground and she grabs both his legs and she pulls them off their sockets to the knees.
The guy is now immobilized and can't do shit to move or do anything. He slowly struggles to move away using his chin.
But then Luna pierces his back and she yanks out a large portion of ski and rips it off, and they see his spine and flesh and muscles, and through this Blitzo is recording and all members of I.M.P are glowing red eyes and grinning at this slaughter.
Luna then turns him around and all Richard can do is cough up blood from this hellish fucked up torture of a massacre. Luna then has her swiss knife and she pierces his gut and she begins to rip it open and she pulls out his innards and they scatter all over the place and for extra inner pain, she slashes the stomach letting all the acid go into the rest of Richard's body and causing tremendous pain within and they reach the lungs.
Luna chuckles and grins evilly. "Time, to finish it!" She looks to the dick head of a man. "Any last words?"
All he can do is cough up blood and try to speak. "Didn't think so."
Luna then places her foot on his head, she then grabs the rest of his torso and she pulls it right off and the whole body has pulled off of the man's stupid fucking head and leaving only his head and spine connected.
Luna sees some blood veins are still connected and extended to the body and so she pulls the heart out and she crushes it and it stop beating, Lincoln goes over and grabs the head which is now lifeless. "If you're still there, then this is the moment you become brain dead."
He uses his claws and he rips the head in two and impales the brain and he puts it in the bag with the rest of the man's innards and heart. "Alastor will surely like this and also give this to his cannibalistic friends in hell."
Millie snickers. "He might give them to Rosie."
They then look at the remains of the man and they pile them up, and light it on fire. Loona then grabs the walkie talkie and calls the Cheboygan police. "Target lost, he ended up killing himself. If you know what I mean."
County sheriff: Confirmed and we'll be sure to inform the rest of the town and city that the threat is gone and that we can finally live in peace. Thanks for the help guys, we owe you for this one.
"Nothing to it chief, we just came here to finish the job." Loona then puts the walkie talkie away.
Loona then grabs her phone. "Guys, got his sinner form?"
Angel Dust: We did and boy is he pissed off. We're waiting for you guys at the river of lava, and you're client will be here soon. We getting paid for helping right?
"Of course, and also fuck up the son of a bitch if he gets annoying in there" said Loona. She then hands up. "Alright guys, let's go and say hello to the client."
Lincoln then opens a portal and he has the note. "You guys go on ahead, I need to do something for the client first." They all know what he has to do and they let him be. Lincoln then walks through the portal.
(Cheboygan Hospital.)
The portal opens and Lincoln walks through, he has a camera strapped to his head so he can record what he's doing. He sees a woman on a hospital bed and is stable, and at the nearby chair is a man who is asleep.
They are the parents of Vince E. Void. Lincoln pulls out the note and he goes to the unconscious woman and he places it in her hands and he whispers. "Your son is fine, and wherever he is, he'll be happy to know that the monster who killed him will do no more harm to your home and all the folks. He will always love you, always."
He then opens a portal back to hell, he wipes away some tears from doing this and he goes through the portal. Back home.
(I.M.P Headquarters.)
They all make it back home and Blitzo carries a large sack of gold. "Okay, so I don't know what the fuck do we do with this shit" said Blitzo.
"We got two options, we get Stolas to help us make something of the gold to cash, or we do that at the pawn shops on earth" said Moxxie. "Either one will be helpful."
Lucy smirks. "But we all know what happens when we speak with Stolas." They all look to Blitzo who knows what would happen if they make this deal to the Goetia demon prince.
"You know what, let's go to earth and pawn the gold there" said Blitzo. "Because we are not going to Stolas, I already have to have him suck my dick when I have to let him use the fucking book, not gonna make him do it again and I also don't wanna have to deal with his wife, wow she is a total fucked up anger bird!"
Lincoln then thinks. 'What the heck did make Stolas wanna fuck up with Blitzo anyway?'
They all go back to what they were doing and Loona checks on Lucy at the computer. "So, any word on new targets to kill or take down?"
"Nope. I think we're clear for the rest of the week, no one to kill or slaughter or capture. We're good" replied Lucy. "But I did get this notification back in Royal Woods."
They all check the phone and see the news about the mysterious disappearance of Christmas trees has been dealt with, and the ones who have been stealing them have been captured and arrested.
"Meh, I don't give a shit much about earth news" said Blitzo. "Now, before we do go and make the whole turn the gold to cash thing. Moxxie and I need to come up with the best Christmas dinner ever!" He pulls Moxxie to his side and he has the cook book that once belonged to Lynn Sr.
Moxxie sighs from his annoying boss. "This is the one thing I don't like, and it's cooking with you sir, but since we are going to have a big Christmas feast at the former Lo-ud house, might as well go with it."
"That's the spirit Moxxie! To the kitchen!" He picks up Moxxie and he takes him there.
Millie chuckles. "I'll go with them so they don't do anything messed up." She follows them to see if they need help, or to stop them if they have an argument.
Lincoln, Luna and Loona go to the meeting room, which means Lucy is alone in the receptionist's office. "Okay, this is fine with me." She then opens her new book on demonics history and she reads more about the Old Gods and where they are now. "Wait, one of the old gods is a retired bank owner in hell?"
Next to Lucy, are all they're bags that they packed up for when they have to stay at the former Loud house, for one night.
Lincoln, his sister Luna and they're mom, Loona are now at the meeting room and then Lincoln has the case that has Syphilis and his mom has the note book with the names and Luna pulls out the map of Pentagram City and Imp City.
"Alright, so where are we at in helping the female demon dudettes and their fucked up disease?" asked Luna.
"We managed to help five of them, but we got more than 68 more to go" said Loona. "And Lincoln said he helped that cat whore, summer. So, when do you guys think we should do the rest?"
Lincoln thinks about this. "Christmas dinner will be tomorrow night and we might have guests in the form of those we know on earth, because sure as shit the guys in the hotel will be busy with their own Christmas feast, and the whole place is gonna be under the defense of Alastor when Krampus arrives."
"Not wrong baby bro, we packed up all we need for an overnight stay at the old shack we called a home" replied Luna. "Also, I got some Intel from the Princess of hell, that Krampus is gonna be busting down ten towns on earth. Mostly some parts of Russia, and a few in China and Nevada. Looks like some kids don't like the Christmas they're having."
"But when he's done with that, then he goes after hell and does his work. Leaving gifts to the vile and fucked up and beating the shit or taking away the goody-goody hell bringers" said Loona. "I am not letting Krampus beat you kids up, and Lucy. You guys may have sinned, but he can see that you guys aren't demons and he'll kill you three to turn you into demons."
"That's not gonna happen, not while we remain hidden from his watchful eyes on the night of…. Christmas eve?" Lincoln then realizes. "December 25!"
Loona and Luna are confused. "What about December 25?"
"That's when we begin to give the cure to the others in hell, we go around Pentagram and Imp city when it's December 25 and through that we have enough time and a way to show some Christmas miracle of sort of shitty joy to all of hell, well to the female sinners of hell" replied Lincoln.
"That plan sounds kinda messed up, but I'm in on it bro" said Luna. "We might need some help to spread the cure to the others faster."
"Which is why Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Lucy are with us" said Loona. "We might ask the others at the hotel to help, like Angel. Surely he wants to help the others who were victimized into sex and syphilis."
"And that's the plan, we go around both cities when the day comes and we deliver the cure to all on the list." Lincoln then chuckles. "Holy shit. This suddenly makes us Santa Claus' for some reason."
Luna also smirks. "No kidding dude."
They then leave the meeting room, with the plan finally done and made. Now they can first focus they're task on the Christmas Dinner, which means Loona and Luna are gonna see who they can invite to that kind of event.
Lincoln heads back to his room, and he also has to clean his claws, but then he gets a text, but he does not like who it's from.
Valentino – Hello Linc, I would like to thank you so much for the cure on Syphilis. Though I had to close my studio to the fact almost the whole staff got a side effects which was the fever and muscle cramps. But they are greatful that insufferable disease is gone, because no one punishes and inflicts pain onto my staff but me.
Vox – Hello boy, we were wondering if you'd wish to chat with us soon. I have so much more questions to ask and I am truly curious about some issues and wish to know if you do still seek our vengeance upon those who wronged you.
Velvet – Hi Linky! I was wondering if you wanna chill with us again, as you should know I am good at baking and I can make you a nice batch of brownies, or cupcakes or a whole fucking cake! No, they will not be spiked with anything, just a pinch of love and chances gore and blood. Okay, BRB!
All three V's – Also, Merry Christmas and a Happy Krampus Day.
Lincoln smirks. "What a bunch of dicks." He then puts his phone away and he sees some messages from this friends on earth, now that makes him happy and he checks on what they have planned for the holidays.
To be continued….
A/N: The blood, gore and massacre! That motherfucking cunt killing bitch of an asshole is gone and will enjoy the rest of his sinful life crucified and chances, mutilated when the next extermination commences, oh yeah! Making that part felt so fucking good! Justice dealt in a blood bath! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Thanks for the voting guys, because it is official. Christmas Dinner will be held at the former Loud House, now named the Hell House, or we could call it the I.M.P House, since they own it, I guess. Thanks for the voting guys, and stay tuned for the next chapter.
December 25: Merriness Curing in Hell.
Date made: 12/9/20 – 12/10/20.