The votes were made and here it is, the big Christmas Dinner is here now! We're gonna be celebrating the whole thing from what you guys have voted, sorry for the rest of you who wanted the hotel, but the votes were made and they were a lot, mostly in the PM. Enjoy reading folks.
Helluva Loud Adventures.
(December 24. The Hell House or I.M.P House.) – Whatever.
The snow slowly falls onto the neighborhood of Royal Woods at Franklin Avenue and at the moment everyone is dang busy with the decorations and the food being made.
Right now, Blitzo and Moxxie are hard at making the food and it is looking good. Also, the whole kitchen has been upgraded days before the whole event was gonna be planned, so there are more stoves in the house than there was and a brick oven for pastries, but mostly for pizza.
Moxxie and Blitzo place the chicken into the stove. "There, now we just set up the timer and we wait for the bird to finish up cooking, and thankfully we have enough time before the guests get here" said Moxxie.
"This is so much fun!" Blitzo then adds some spices to the soup he's making. "Look at us, even though I tend to spy on you and Millie and dream of fucking the both of you, I am enjoying this moment of family cooking with one of my employees of the month!"
Moxxie is busy chopping up the meat for the roast beef. "Thank you sir and….. Wait, what?!"
Millie then pulls out the pie from the other oven. "Oh calm down now Moxxie, Blitzo was just kidding, you know how he is."
"Yeah Moxx, I was joking about wanting to fuck you and Mills up one day" replied Blitzo. "That kind of joke makes me happy and is why I am a pretty cool and funny boss."
Moxxie is confused. Is he joking or is he for reals? Because everything he just said raises so many red flags.
Millie then begins making the next pie, then someone else comes into the kitchen. "Hey guys, need some help?" asked Myrtle.
"Sure thing, the more the merrier" replied Blitzo as he chops the carrots with such speed. "Oh, I forgot your name too. What was it again?"
Myrtle chuckles, and she helps Millie make another pie. "My name is Myrtle Blitzo, and there's no need to be like this, well not tonight. We're all here to be happy and merry that you all get to be part of this big Christmas Dinner."
"She has a point sir" said Millie. "All of us are part of this, and we're gonna have some guests too!"
"The Rosato's will be here soon" said Moxxie. "And chances they also brought some food with them."
"Which means we're gonna need some empty stomachs to make that dinner possible!" said Blitzo as he begins to chop up the potatoes and he goes through the book and then he slices up the onions and wears a gas mask. "Also, has anyone even gotten word on that asshole who got out of jail?"
Myrtle is confused and looks to Moxxie. "He means Lynnard former Loud, the long nosed one."
"Oh, well I don't think he can even come to Royal Woods. The roads to town are snowed in and even though he did do wrong, I do feel bad that he didn't do a thing to help keep the family together" replied Myrtle.
"He wanted a big family, and he got it" replied Millie as she finishes the pie. "He just didn't know how to be a responsible man and put his foot down, he let them girls walk all over him."
"She has a point Myrtle" replied Moxxie. "Chances he might not even make it to Royal Woods."
Blitzo then tastes the soup, and he adds some sliced up cooked meat. "If he's dead then we'll see him in hell and if he is there, then we fuck him up to the point we torture him for the rest of his miserable life."
Myrtle had no clue what to say about that, but she does recall something. "I do recall that Albert told me this motto they said once, and that was, Louds never quit."
Moxxie then puts the roast beef into another stove. "The man is not even Loud anymore, from what we recall he's pretty much disowned from his family."
"Glad he won't be here to ruin this night" said Millie. She then helps Moxxie with the rest of the food. "Also, are we making fruit cake?"
They all think about this. "Nah!" they then go back to making the rest of the food. Then Blitzo goes through the book. "What the fuck is coriander?"
(Living Room.)
Loona, Lincoln, Luna, Lucy and Albert take a step back and look to the place. "This is nice, this is looking really nice" said Lincoln.
The whole living room is decorated with Christmas ornaments and of course, it wouldn't be much without the Christmas tree and the stockings by the fireplace. Though, the stockings for Blitzo has the patterns of knives and why is Loona's stockings knee length?
"Gotta love that tree, and I really question where Blitzo got some of the ornaments" said Albert. There are some ornaments that literally look like Moxxie, Millie, Blitzo and Loona. "They're quite accurate of the crew. I like it."
"From what I recall, Blitzo ordered some of that stuff made, no clue why, but he said he wanted them made anyway" said Loona. She then gets a text from Octavia. "Well, looks like Aunt Via is having not much of a blast with her big family Krampus dinner night."
They see the image of Octavia with tons of Goetia demon relatives, and she seems less than amused to be there, and to celebrate with them.
"Is this normal for her?" asked Lucy.
"For Octavia, yes" replied Loona. "But she has to be part of it, it's her family after all."
"Glad we have our own family to be with" said Luna. "And glad we're not in hell to deal with Krampus."
Albert is still shocked. "I still can't believe the Krampus stories my mom teased to me and Ruthie back then, is real! Does he really destroy Christmas for all?"
All of them nod. "Which is why we're here, so we don't get our asses whooped or end up double dead in hell" said Lincoln. "Now, let's get ready for the rest of the guests to come.
They all get to making the place look festive and also help the others in the kitchen, while Loona goes to the upstairs bathroom to make sure everything is in order and also check on the outfits their gonna wear for the occasion.
Lincoln then goes to the fireplace and he looks to all the stockings and then he sees the snow globe that looks like the I.M.P Headquarters. Then he sees the portrait above the fireplace, is an image of the whole I.M.P family: Lincoln, Loona, Luna, Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie.
Lincoln smirks. 'Sure is glad to have this family on the wall instead.' But then he thinks of something else. 'Maybe when the time is right, I'll go and ask mom if we should check and talk to Lana, and possibly Luan and then check on the others.'
(Later.)
The food is done and they all set up the table for the guests, and also place down some gifts for gift exchanging with each other and Lincoln has a present for the girl who's coming over as well. Also, they all had to change their outfits for the occasion.
Lincoln – light green sweater with the image of a snowman with an orange snow hat, dark blue jeans that has snow flake patterns at the edge of the bottom and white and black sneakers.
Loona – red and white off shoulder crop top with her signature pentagram strings holding it up to her neck with white fur on the trims of the top, a black and white choker, red and white skirt with black toeless stockings, and red fingerless gloves.
Luna – purple sweater with a wolf logo howling at the full moon on a snowy night, purple skirt, black shorts and purple boots with red and white straps, black and red bracelets and a red choker.
Lucy – white shirt with a snowy skull logo, black short jacket with the I.M.P logo in the back, black skirt, black and white socks and black shoes. Her left eye is now visible.
Blitzo – Why the fuck is he dressed like thin Santa Claus?!
Moxxie – Why is he dressed like an elf?!
Millie – Why is she dressed like an elf?
Albert – red sweater with the image of Santa and brown trousers with white and red shoes.
Myrtle – red sweater with the image of Rudolph and red skirt with white heeled shoes.
Moxxie and Millie place down the large chicken onto the table, though someone doesn't seem happy with his attire. "Why are we dressed as elves?" asked Moxxie.
"Because! I am Santa and you're my elves, so deal with it." Blitzo then goes back into the kitchen.
Millie goes over to her husband. "Oh, come on Moxxie. I think you look adorable in that." she then kisses his cheek, which makes him smile.
Then they hear the door ring. "That must be them." Lincoln goes over and he opens it and smiles at who he sees. The guests: Jordan, Rick and Jesse: The Rosato's and Sam, Simon, Amy and Reginald: The Sharps.
"Hey guys!" said Jordan. "Glad we made it, and we also brought some food."
Albert goes over. "Come on in gang, there's enough space for everyone. Also, Santa's here."
"Santa!" Simon goes to the dining room and sees him. "Oh, it's that demon guy, this is fine too."
Luc sighs. "Believe me kid, I even question why he wants to dress like this. It's been bugging me and my dad for a while, and thank goodness I ain't wearing that stuff."
Luna and Sam share a small kiss to each other. "Good to be here Lunes, this place looks so festive and are those leggings on the fireplace?"
Luna chuckles. "Sorry about that, my mom doesn't wear much in socks unless they're her leg length. Also, place your gifts down by the fireplace, we even have gifts for Jordan, Simon and you as well, babe."
Hearing the word presents gets Simon's attention and he sees them, well he sees his gift and he couldn't wait to open them.
Lincoln and Jordan share a small hug. "Thanks for coming, I mean I would've had Clyde come over, but he had plans with his family. Same goes with the rest of my pals, all busy family Christmas dinners."
Jordan giggles. "Surprised you didn't get anyone else to come, and I thought Lily would be here. Where is the little girl anyway?"
Lincoln sighs. "Sorry to say, but Lily had to be with her parents to attend a big Pingrey Family Christmas dinner, but chances we can have this again with them next year. But what matters, is that Lily gets accustomed to the big family she'll come to know and love, and not the loud ones."
Jordan giggles and she kisses Lincoln on the lips, which catches him off guard and blush, and soon he kisses her back. Unknown to them that Loona, Blitzo, Luna, Sam, Rick, Jesse and Myrtle are taking pictures and recording this.
They then break away from the kiss. "W-What was that about?" asked Lincoln nervously.
Jordan points up and he sees the mistletoe. "Sorry, I had to do it. I saw it and I had to go in for it."
Moxxie and Mille fist bump each other. They put it there. Blitzo sees what they did and smirks. "Nice one M and M."
Lincoln chuckles. "Well, that is one thing I wouldn't wanna stray away from and at least the whole mistletoe thing isn't a luck thing. You're a good kisser Jordan."
Jordan blushes hearing this. "Thanks, you're a good kisser too." The two 12 year olds blush and chuckle nervously, while looking away, and to the others this was an adorable sight.
Loona smiles seeing this. 'Something tells me that no matter what girl Lincoln meets, this one seems more into making him more vulnerable and nervous. Even though he did say he wasn't looking for a relationship, I can tell one is gonna start up sooner or later.'
Then Amy goes to all of them. "Alright guys, dinner is ready. Let's eat."
They all go the table, and see the tons of food that might as well make this whole thing a buffet table.
"Wow! This suddenly looks like a dinner for more than just three families" said Sam.
"How much food did the rest of you guys bring?" asked Lucy.
Blitzo then does a count on the food. "Let's see: So, we made soup, a roast beef, chicken, duck stuffed in the chicke and a shit ton of pies. Then the Rosato's came with cookies, eggnog and a cake. Finally we have the Sharp's who brought in some barbequed ribs, biscuit and a large homemade salad. So… this is an all-you-can-eat style dinner right here folks."
Rick claps. "Wow. Good way to keeping track of what each family brought."
"Well, with all that being said. Let's eat!" said Luna.
They all go over and begin to eat, but first they do a prayer to the lord on this Christmas night. While they all pray, the ones who don't seem to pray are the demons themselves and even though they are now residing in hell; Lincoln and Luna pray with them, except for Lucy.
As soon as the prayers were over they all enjoy this lovely Christmas dinner, and also enjoy tome talk.
Jesse then passes the chicke to Blitzo. "So, when are you planning to open the restaurant of yours?"
"Somewhere next month, no clue when….. But maybe, around the last week of the month?" said Blitzo. "I don't know, I gotta figure that one out, but construction continues next week."
"You know, if you want, you could have my wife be hired, alongside her team from her cooking class. They can help make great staff" said Rick.
Blitzo thinks about this. "Let me think about it…. Okay! You got a deal, besides, I can't trust anyone from hell to work for me. Except for most."
Loona scoffs. "Still trying to get Alastor to give you the recipe to his mother's cooking?"
"The hell I am! He just can't even understand the meaning of franchise" said Blitzo.
Lincoln and Jordan chuckle. "This is gonna be one lively Christmas dinner." While they both eat, Jordan does scooch closer to Lincoln and she places her hand next to his and he secretly intertwines his fingers with hers.
Something is starting up, and it's between these two kids.
Then Sam asks Loona. "So Ms. Silva Hound, you guys got any plans for tomorrow?"
Loona drinks her wine. "Yeah, we're gonna go around Imp City and Pentagram City to deliver the cure for syphilis to those who got it from the hellhound who made it happen."
They all stop eating and look to her. Lincoln and Luna look to them. "She's not wrong dudes, and it was all Linc's idea" said Luna. They all remain silent, they did not know they were gonna do that.
Blitzo looks to all of them. "What? Was it something she said?"
(Nighttime.)
As night has fallen, and the night of midnight closes in. Everyone is fast asleep.
Albert and Myrtle are fast asleep in bed together at the room that once belonged to loud parents.
Blitzo is passed out and still dressed as Santa with a bowl of eggnog in the bedroom that once had Lisa and Lily.
Moxxie and Millie are in their sleepwear and in the large bed that was once the room of the loud twins.
Lucy is asleep in her old room and is resting peacefully with Fangs next to her on her bed.
Loona is in her room and asleep with both Lincoln and Luna on either side of her, they decided to sleep in one bed together for the night, it makes them feel closer as they were always when they became a family.
But as they all are asleep, after one awesome Christmas dinner. Something goes into the chimney and is now in the house. This little creature smiles and goes around the house and smiles seeing how a bunch of demons made the place look marvelously festive.
The little elf looking creature then goes to the tree and sees the nice gifts they have ready for each other and so she adds some more gifts and some treats in the stockings, though she replaces Loona's stocking with a smaller one.
The creature then smiles and giggles at her work and then prances towards the chimney and disappears through the snowy winds leaving the house.
But she had no clue Lucy saw her, she was coming down for some water. "Huh, so Jingle did come. Whatever." She then goes to the kitchen.
And the spirit of Christmas, Jingle goes around town and is ready to spread some joy to Royal Woods with the season spirit of Christmas Eve. Happy Holidays guys.
To be continued…..
A/N: And thus, I have made thy Christmas Dinner…. Okay, I did it. I made this and with the help of the votes you guys wanted, thanks dudes. We're gonna be closing in for the big Syphilis cure delivery across hell, if they can find any clients who might be alive after their disease, and they will see what they have in their gifts, soon. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Jingle is from the animated series called "Holidaze" go and check that out, on YouTube.
Have a Happy Holidays everyone.
Date made: 12/10/20 – 12/11/20.