This chapter, is based off of the episode from Helluva Boss known as "Loo Loo Land" but in a different perspective, so I hope you guys enjoy this. I did the best I could to make it match up with how I make this story. Enjoy reading folks.

Helluva Loud Adventures.

(I.M.P Headquarters.)

As usual, a slow, slow day for everyone at I.M.P.

Loona has headphones on and is going through the computer on anything good on the internet.

Lincoln, Luna and Lucy are reading anything else on anything about hellish beings in Lucy's book and they chuckle at the sight of what imps looked like back then, but then were a bit unhappy with the information on how imps were treated.

Moxxie and Millie are in the break room and are discussing their own plans for when New Year's Eve does come, which means they all have to have a meeting soon on where they have to celebrate the event.

And Blitzo? In his office. What's he doing? No idea, and none of us wanna know.

Just then they hear a megaphone with his voice, even Loona can hear the voice of her adopted dad.

"Everyone, get in here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!"

Moxxie opens the door confused at what he just said. "Loo Loo Land?"

Then Millie excitedly busts through the office door's class. "Loo Loo Land!"

"Loo Loo Land!"

Then Loona yells. "Shut the fuck up!"

Blitzo then tosses the megaphone away. "Alright, let's get packed up for some body guard work people!"

Lincoln is confused. "Body guards? But, this is an assassination and capture style company? We're paid to kill or take down, what the fuck are we body guarding for?"

"Yeah, and what the heck is a Loo Loo Land?" asked Luna.

Lucy then recalls. "Oh my Satan. I have heard of it, it's a cheesy rip off from the one that Lucifer made in Pentagram City called, Lu Lu world."

Loona removes her head phones and goes over to them. "What the fuck are we even doing there?"

"Stolas called, and he's taking his little girl to the place for some father and daughter time. So he wants us to body guard them" said Blitzo as he hands them some shades and black suits to wear, even to Lucy for some reason. "So, he's gonna pay us big bucks if we do this fucking job!"

Then he realizes something. "And maybe some of us can spend some of our own family time. I mean, the kids here have never been there, and we should bring them along and show them how….. Fun it is."

Deep down, Blitzo is pissed off. Why? He used to work there!

"So, what do you say gang?!"

They all look to each other. They all decide to go with it, even though Lucy thinks this is stupid.

"Great! I'll get the new ride!"

This confuses them. "New ride?"

(Loo Loo Land.)

A dark gray van arrives and it has the decal of I.M.P. The ride pulls into the rather empty parking of the place.

Moxxie opens the door for them and so does Loona, they then come out and look to the place.

Lincoln, Luna and Lucy are wide eyed at this amusement park. "Dudes! This is Loo Loo Land? Dang! Also, I didn't know hell had this kind of ambience where I don't see a red sky" said Luna.

"Well, this should be interesting" said Lincoln.

Lucy sighs. "This is so degrading."

Octavia is next to her and seems more moody. "Ugh. Fucking tell me about it kids." She then sees her dad, Stolas put on an apple-themed hat and motions them to come to the gate of the place.

Octavia groans and she pulls her hat low over her face. Loona knows, that this is embarrassing, she then puts on her shades and follows them.

All members of I.M.P, and even the kids are wearing suits and shades. Though, Loona still has her shorts and her black toeless leggings, Luna just has a black skirt on with her black boots, and they all have weapons. From guns, knives, swords, claws, daggers and a crossbow, that one is for Lucy to use.

They all walk into the place and make sure the two members of the Goetia family are safe from anyone who wants they're money….. And they're bodies.

Blitzo stands next to Stolas while the others follow behind. "Now remember. This is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?"

Octavia is disgusted by all of this. "Hey dad, do we have to- - "

Blitzo then interrupts her. "Okay yeah, hold on right there sweetie." He then goes back to Stolas. "If you try to fuck my little ass in that park, I swear to- - "

Stolas then boops the nose of the imp assassin boss. "You are so cute when you are serious!"

Octavia sighs. "I'm literally goin to be sick from this shit."

Loona scoffs. "You me both, girl." they both high five and fist bump.

Lincoln and Luna also agree. "This is kinda messed up, but the fact we're here seems kinda appealing" said Luna. "This place kinda does remind us of Dairyland Amoosement Park."

"This Dairyland Amoosement Park, I hope it's better than this place. I'm not five anymore, and yet my dad had the fucking nerves to drag me here." Octavia then goes over to follow her dad.

Millie then goes to her husband and the others. "Wooooooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot!" They see the large letter from the sign gall and crush a teenage imp.

"It hasn't changed one bit!" She then sees something. "Oh! Look! It's Big Lovely!"

The others look to what she's gesturing, which is a hideously malformed animatronic dinosaur, which opens its mouth and lets out a terrifying, demonic shriek.

Moxxie is shocked to see that thing. "That is deeply upsetting."

"Yeah" said Lincoln and Luna. They don't even know what that thing is anymore.

But Lucy seems happy to see that one. "Now that is wicked."

"I was here once, just never really liked the place" said Loona. "No fucking clue what was wrong with everything here, or why the fuck folks even came here."

Millie then hugs her husband and Lucy/ "Come on guys, this is gonna be fun!" She then looks to her husband. "You've never been here, Moxxie?"

Moxxie then breaks away from the hug. "No. Theme parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots."

Then the park's mascot greets them, which is a really, really messed up apple-looking mascot with a smiling set of teeth and some are missing, that thing is very unsettling to lookat. "Well hey there!"

This makes Moxxie scream and also freaks out Lincoln and Luna.

"I'm Loo Loo! Welcome folks, to Loo Loo Land! If ya'll get hurt here, just try and sue us!"

Stolas is excited and goes to his daughter. "Look Via, it's Loo Loo!"

Octavia looks to the messed up mascot. "I have a question."

And so the mascot looks to her, in a creepy manor. "Well ask away little girlie! It then chuckles with its left eye just dangling loosely.

Octavia looks around the park, and then back to the mascot with a smirk. "Is it true that this park is just a really shameless spin-off of the Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?" Stolas is a bit shocked she would ask that.

Loo Loo then stops and seems a bit, nervous and upset. "No?"

Octavia doesn't seem so pleased by the place anymore. "This place reeks of insecure corporate shame."

Lucy whispers to the others. "This place is a retarded land."

Stolas chuckles, slightly embarrassed at this and he drags his daughter away from the mascot. "Why don't we go and check out the rides?"

"That chick is creepy, huh?" asked Loo Loo.

Blitzo sighs and walks away. Ah. Just wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes."

Loo Loo looks to the others. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Dude, you don't wanna know and it gets messed up real fast" said Lincoln. He and his mom, Luna and Lucy walk off to follow Blitzo and the rest.

But Moxxie points to the mascot. "Don't talk to us! I know you're a pervert under there!" He then walks off with the others.

Loo Loo then looks down with regret. "Yeah….. That's true."

They then make it down the path and then Moxxie looks to Millie. "You really like this place, huh?"

Millie smiles. "I love this place! My parents would bring me and the siblings here, when they could swing it. Money-Wise."

Moxxie and the others see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow of piled to the brim money into the nearby gift shop and they all go to the window and look at the merchandise there.

"Yeah, the prices do seem rather criminal" said Moxxie. "I mean, that much for a novelty cup you use one time?"

Millie on the other hand is happy. "Cause it's Loo Loo Land!"

"Yeah, I never really wanted anything from this shitty scammed up place, but Blitzo did the most in getting stuff, but also avoiding some places and keeping his face hidden from something" said Loona.

Lincoln also looks to the prices. "This place is so messed up, Dairyland didn't have this in over priced items."

"This place is a perfect stomping ground for Flip" said Lucy. "I'm surprised we haven't met him here, yet."

Then Blitzo walks up to them and he has a lot of the park's merch on him. "Listen to your ho, Mox." He then drinks from the cup he bought. What the fuck?! That thing costed more than 750 bucks!

"Listen gang, how about I take the first watch while you guys have a little fun."

Millie cheers and she grabs Moxxie and Lucy. "Oh! We gotta go do my favorite ride!"

Moxxie seems nervous. "Oh yeah? Whi-Which one?"

They then see the name of the ride called "The Lawsuit" and see an imp riding it get lit on fire from the sheer 90-degree drop with great speed.

Moxxie is shocked to see this. "Oh crumbs!"

Lucy is shocked as well. "Oh good god." She then has the book and makes a spell on herself to survive this fucking thing!

(Later.)

Lucy and Millie pat Moxxie's back as he vomits, and a demon family walks by them in anger and are covered in vomit. Oh. Good. Lord!

A large dragon looms overhead and Lucy pets the beast. "I like this place, I take back all I said about it."

(With Blitzo and the others.)

Lincoln, Loona and Luna decide to go off with Stolas, Octavia and Blitzo. They keep watch for anything or any demon coming for the royal family.

Blitzo takes up multiple sniping positions and now I question how he's staying still and following them in the background.

A bunch of imps see them and are ready to strike at the Goetia demon father and daughter, but then Lincoln lunges into the shadows and he beats them up, he tosses one imp to Luna who slams the little fool to the ground and she steps on his head making it go splat.

Loona chuckles. "Nice on kids."

"Thanks mom." Lincoln and Luna continue to follow them.

Blitzo manages to shoot some imps who arrive to the park in a white van. "Taken care of, you sons of bitches."

Stolas looks to the imp boss. "You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job. Blitzy."

Blitzo groans from this annoying gesture. "Save it bitch. I'm working."

Octavia is embarrassed and disgusted by this. "You both need to get a room."

Loona then chuckles. "Or get a motel." This makes Lincoln and Luna snicker.

Blitzo then looks to Octavia. "Hey I am not a day-hooker!" But this makes a nearby imp woman glare at him and walk off. "What? I just said I'm not one, you prude!"

Stolas then sees something and brings his daughter close to him to see it. "Look, Via! You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!" They see the circus tent and the signs that are all about the main attraction and star "Robo Fizz!"

Octavia has panic in her eyes. "Oh no." She then has a flashback of her childhood and she was scared to see that animatronic clown. Blitzo was there too, in the background….. Dressed as a clown, scowling.

And we're back to the now and both Blitzo and Octavia hate that place, and both speak at the same time. "I hate that fucking clown."

"Excuse me!" They all turn around and see Stolas is about to get kidnapped by some imps. "Oh Blitzy, u need my bodyguard, please!"

Blitzo shoots one of the imps who try to steal Stolas's wallet. Lincoln and Luna go in and begin killing the imps and Loona chases one down and tears the little bastard apart. The other imps scatter away from this and then Blitzo carries Stolas to the circus tent, with Octavia following.

Lincoln, Luna and Loona also follow and they look to the image of "Robo Fizz."

"Hey mom, who the heck is this Fizz guy and why is he the main star of this joint?" asked Luna.

Loona sighs. "That's a complicated thing to mention and has a lot to do with Blitzo and to the fact he used to be part of this circus land shit. I don't wanna tell you guys, and neither does Blitzo. So, kids. Leave the questions be and maybe when the time is right, he'll tell you."

Lincoln and Luna can tell this is a major issue and decide not to ask any further.

They make it inside and see some imp kids also there to watch and they all take their seats next to Octavia, and then Blitzo comes in and he places Stolas next to his daughter and then Octavia removes the bag on her father's head.

"Well, might as well see where this goes" said Lincoln.

"Trust me kids, this guy is a fucking bitch of a sex toy clown." Blitzo then walks off with his sniper rifle to watch the surrounding area.

Then the curtains go down and the show begins, and on stage is the one the only. "Robo Fizz!" He sparks and he seems like a messed up animatronic, and he has a voice that seems awfully familiar to Beetlejuice.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, implings! It's me, the robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Mammon's Factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land (spells with O's to avoid lawsuits!) Hit it!"

The show then begins and the music plays and everyone cheers at the performance by Robo Fizz.

Lincoln and Luna are a bit unsettled with the very song of this bullshit place. "What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit?"

Loona sighs in annoyance. "You have no idea how long I've heard anyone say that before, also I said it once when I came here."

She then sees Octavia who is not amused or even happy to be there. Loona can tell why. 'When she's like this, it has something to do with her mom and dad and also involving the fucked up affair. Fuck it.'

(With Moxx, Mills and Luce.)

Moxxie, Millie and Lucy walk around the park and then Millie sees something. She hears from the carnie about winning "A thing."

Millie sees it and has stars in her eyes. "Oh look Moxxie! A thing!"

Lucy is confused. "Mom, dad. What am I looking at?"

Okay, so this is what I found out about this, thing?

Plush: THING? – is some sort of purple stuffed penguin creature with imp horns, wearing pink overalls and the label on it says "THING?" What the fuck is that thing even supposed to mean?

Lucy is confused. "I still don't get it, but that makes sense." She sees the teddy bear that seems to resemble Alastor for some reason. Wait, what?!

Moxxie smirks. "You girls like those things?"

Millie is excited seeing that thing. "YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is, but I want that thing!"

Lucy sighs. "Whatever works around here, plus it reminds me of Alastor and he's a cool kinda demon of a guy."

Moxxie feels happy for this. "Finally, something I can handle." He gives the cash to the demon carnie. "Okay, One game please!"

The carnie gives him the toy gun and Moxxie fires it and hits the target and feels happy.

"Oh, strike one little man!" said the carnie imp.

Moxxie is upset from this. "What?! But I hit it!"

Lucy just watches as her dad, keeps trying to knock down the target, which it doesn't go down. "Yup, this is just like how Flip back on earth would do it. Make the folks look like idiots for something they want. This could be a while."

(Back at the circus tent.)

Lincoln and Luna are still not feeling the happy vibe from the performance and Loona looks to Octavia who feels like this is some fucked up torment. Stolas is just clapping at the song.

"Oh, how delightful, right my little Owlet?"

"I don't get it" said Lincoln and Luna.

Then an imp who is about to skewer Stolas is shot, and the kids in the place run away. Stolas is amused by Blitzo and what he did. "Oh! My, what aim you have, Blitzy!"

Octavia has had it. "Ugh! I can't do this anymore!" She then runs off which gets the attention from Lincoln, Luna and Loona. Also, there are three dead imp thugs under their feet, they killed them earlier.

Stolas sees his daughter run off and he goes after her. "Octavia!"

Blitzo, Loona, Luna and Lincoln also begin to follow them. But then they hear the voice of Robo Fizz.

The robot jester demon laughs seeing him. "Ha, ha, ha, hoho-oh! Is that Blitzo my sensors spot up there? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh?"

Blitzo is not happy by this robotic jester demon. "The 'O' is silent now!"

"Uh huh! Just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here!" Robo Fizz chuckles at his insults to the imp boss and this makes Lincoln, Luna and Loona very much ticked off. Blitzo may be a pain in the ass, and migraine to the head, but he means well.

Blitzo then tosses away his glasses and looks to the robot in anger. "Bitch. I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo-ripoff of an overrated sell-out jester!"

Robo Fizz is unfazed by those words. "Oohoohoo! Someone's Salty! Real or not though, people love me! Does anyone love you BLITZO?"

"People do love him and that's us you snarky fucked up clown!" said Lincoln.

"We're his family and even if he is a mess in the head, he's okay with us!" said Luna. "Unlike you and that retarded voice of a fucker that you even call a song! I heard better from an earth amusement park, bitch!"

Loona is also taunted by this clown. "Blitzo is my family, and I'm not gonna let some fucked up machine talk back to him like that!"

Robo Fizz looks to them and smiles evilly. "W-Well, well. Didn't think Blitzo got the taste for casted out freaks. Not my type to be entertaining the outcasts. Especially the mutts."

That was the big boiling point. Lincoln has his claws out and so does Loona and Luna has her swiss knife turned into a katana. "You wanna say that to our faces you fucker!"

Blitzo then has his gun. "Now, I know my jokes aren't that good anymore, but I am good with guns!" The others also decide to grab their guns and shoot at the robot jester. "Dance, bitch!"

Robo Fizz rapidly spins like a wheel and he rolls up the stair and he coils around Blitzo and he launches him out through the top of the tent. "Fuck meeeeee….!"

"Blitzo!" The others then go after Robo Fizz, who then manages to get away from their shots and attacks and tries to go after them.

Loona manages to grab the robo jester and throw him away, only for Robo Fizz to land safely and laugh, then they see the tent starting to light upon fire. "What the heck?! Kids, we're getting out of here, now!"

They all follow Loona out the tent, and the whole fire was started when Blitzo landed onto a man selling torches.

Coming out of the tent are the test of the robots and all of them melt up, then Robo Fizz appears and cackle with demonic glee at the destruction everywhere.

(Back with Luce, Moxx and Mills.)

Six hundred bucks spent and Moxxie is pissed off that he couldn't make the target go down. Then Lucy has an idea, and she hands her dad a revolver she hid.

Moxxie and Millie see this and snicker. Moxxie looks to the carnie. "Another round, I know I can nail this one."

The carnie takes the cash and snickers. "Alright little man, but I know that when folks like you suck, then you suck."

Moxxie chuckles. "Not this time, asshole!" He then uses the revolver and he shoots all six targets and are now destroyed. "How's that for down?"

Millie squeals and she hugs Moxxie. "That was amazing darling!"

Lucy smiles. "Way to go dad."

They don't even see Blitzo being tossed around by Robo Fizz in the background and then Linc, Lunes and Loona tackles the robot and begin to beat him up.

The carnie is angered by this. "Now wait just a darn minute here- -" Blitzo lands onto the demon carnie.

Moxxie, Millie and Lucy are kinda surprised by the sudden thing. "Sir?"

Blitzo then gets back up and he pulls the knife out of the dead carnie's head. Ha!

"Hey guys, you should go and check on Stolas and his kid." They then see Linc, Lunes and Loona trying to finishes off the robot jester who then leaps away and lands in the fire and his right robotic eyes is revealed.

"I got some unfinished business to take out!" Blitzo then shoots the bullet from his flintlock pistol, but the impact makes Robo Fizz's head spin and he spits out the bullet. "Oh, what a mouth!"

Moxxie, Millie and Lucy race off to where Stolas and Octavia are, but Moxxie does go back and he grabs the two plush toys that he was trying to win for his wife and daughter.

Blitzo then dodges the rolling attack of Robo Fizz and a fight breaks out!

Blitzo grabs another flintlock pistol and he begins to shoot at Robo Fizz who keeps evading the attacks, then Loona comes in claws ready, but he grabs her by the tail and tosses her to Blitzo.

Luna picks up Blitzo's sniper rifle and she sets it to automatic and she goes rapid fire on the robot jester, seeing the teen do this, Robo Fizz rolls towards her, but he's halted by some claws to his arms. The claws belonging to Lincoln. "Let's dance, you and me!"

"Whoa Oh-oh-ho! It's on kiddie!" Robo Fizz and Lincoln clash in melee combat. Lincoln with his claws and Robo Fizz with his….. Well, whatever robotic claws he has, I honestly dong know.

Loona and Blitzo get back up and she tosses Blitzo a shot gun and they head back into the fight, but Blitzo does grab a burning metal pole and brings it with him.

Loona then shoots at the robot but he dodges the bullets, even the ones from Luna is being evaded. "Dudes, how do we kill this freak?"

Blitzo then throws the burning metal pole, and with robo Fizz distracted, he's struck on the shoulder, but continue to fight Lincoln. The boy is unfazed and doesn't stop clashing with Robo Fizz, a duel between robot and human, steel vs angelic steel, a kid vs a machine and this ain't no tap battle either.

Soon; Moxxie, Millie and Lucy come back, after they helped Stolas who just wanted Blitzo to help save him earlier.

They spot the others having a hard time trying to kill this son of a bitch. "We need to find some way to kill that robot clown!" said Moxxie.

Millie has something in her jacket. "How about some grenades? Or C4!"

But Lucy smiles at something else, something big, winged and fiery. "I got a better idea."

Back with the others; Lincoln and Robo Fizz continue to fight, but then he twirls around and has Lincoln wrapped up in his clutches like a snake.

Robo Fizz laughs as he has Lincoln. "Th-This has been f-fun kid! B-But my fight is with BlitzO and not w-with you!" He then spins around and he tosses Lincoln to Luna, and she manages to catch him. Loona has an axe and tries to strike down the robot clown, but he grabs the axe, tosses it aside and then picks up Loona by her tail and throws her towards the two kids.

Robo Fizz then begins to roll back into the fight and towards Blitzo. Blitzo gets ready to take cover, but then, Robo Fizz is caught in the leg by a draconic beast and he's tossed into the air and then swallowed whole. This is the same draconic beast from when Moxxie threw up after the ride.

Riding the creature is Moxxie, Millie and Lucy. "Are you alright sir?" asked Moxxie.

Blitzo sighs in relief. "Okay, that was way too close, and I could've had it to that fucking fucked toy clown!"

Lucy then pets the head of the draconic beast. "This guy is wicked, can I keep him?"

Moxxie sighs. "We'll talk about this later."

Loona, Lincoln and Luna go towards them. "Where's Stolas and Octavia?"

They then spot the father and daughter walking by them and he's carrying Octavia and both seem happy.

"Looks like they talked it out" said Loona. Then they hear a small explosion. "And we have to get leaving, now!"

As they begin to flee from the place, the draconic beast throws up what's left of Robo Fizz. Blitzo sees this. "You guys go on ahead, this bitch is all mine." They all race off, and Blitzo sees the dropped satchel bag from Millie and he picks it up.

Blitzo then goes towards the shattered remains of Rob Fizz. "Any last words, bitch?"

The Robotic clown is now losing its sense of direction and looks to the imp boss. "This….. Th-Th-This is….. This is…. Is-Is-s, isn't… Wha….. Wh…."

Blitzo smirks. "That's what I thought, you retard." He shoves the satchel bag into the mouth of Robo Fizz as fire closes in and Blitzo walks away, but then he realizes. "I should be runni….."

A massive explosion is made and the others are all outside of the theme park. Loona, with Lincoln and Luna. Moxxie, Millie and Lucy riding the draconic beast and Stolas carrying his daughter.

"So, what would you like to do now?" asked Stolas.

Octavia then has an idea. "Oh, can we go to the Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there."

"Count me in" replied Lucy as she pets the draconic beasts head.

Stolas reluctantly responds. "Hmmm. Okay."

Octavia chuckles. "Thanks, dad. You're okay sometimes."

He then hugs his daughter and she hugs him back. "Thank you, Via. Thank y—"

Blitzo lands in front of them and is smoking from the blast. "Whoa! What the heck?!" said Luna. Loona goes over to Blitzo and helps him back up.

Moxxie and the others go to him. "Way to ruin another good thing, sir."

Blitzo is in a daze. "Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Coming!" He then passes out.

Lincoln then has an idea. "You guys wanna go to Dairyland Amoosement Park next time?"

They all think of this. "Yeah."

They all walk back to the I.M.P van. "I hope it's as good as Lu Lu world" said Octavia. "Maybe we can have mum come with us." Hearing that made Stolas a bit, concerned.

Then Lincoln, Luna and Lucy get a text from their hellphones.

Leni – Guys! I did it! I passed! I'm going back to High School next month!

This makes them shocked, and then smile. 'Way to go Leni.'

To be continued…..

A/N: This has been quite fun to make, and even adding the parts where Loona, Lincoln, Luna and Lucy are with them. I still don't know what would happen if they go to Dairyland Amoosement Park, and what will happen with Lucy keeping that large draconic beast. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

This is based off the Helluva Boss Episode "Loo Loo Land."

Date made: 12/13/20 – 12/14/20.