I could manically laugh right now, literally would, but not really. But, this is going to be one hell of a beat down, a burn out and a very embarrassing way to die too. Thank you my good friend, thank you so much "Marvelomac1010" he came up with this and damn, this is gonna be something I am never, ever, ever and from the words of WWE Superstar Chris Jericho "Eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer" forget, again.
Enjoy reading this, folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures!
(I.M.P Headquarters.)
Just a seemingly normal time here at the local home of the deadly assassin's team, and right now Delilah Silver is busy going through the many other letters and requests for anyone else to slaughter in cold blood.
She then goes through her phone and she smiles at the selfie pic that Hope sent her from the Sinners Pertland mansion. Then she thinks of something. 'I wonder if… I wonder if I can go and check on my mom and dad. I'd like to know how they're doing. Should I ask the others if I can go and see them?'
Lucy walks out of the meeting room and is with her best friend Haiku. "Alright, so we go to the service this Friday and help make the whole thing look nice for the Sanderson's" said Lucy.
"The man who killed him while drunk driving will surely pay for what he did to the man" replied Haiku. Then she realizes. "What are the odds that Harrison Sanderson will call your family?"
"Already did!" Delilah has the paper. "And he wants that man dead as shit."
Lucy smiles. "Payback is a bitch indeed." They both go back to setting up the funeral plans for this Friday, they already have the rest of the Young Morticians Club helping as well.
Just then, the portal opens and walking back are the assassination crew of I.M.P. and they look happy at what they have been doing today and some of them are chuckling and laughing.
Lincoln is covered in blood, and has tons of stains of that blood on his clothing and he checks his claws and they too are coated in blood.
Luna chuckles and she carries the bag filled with guns and other weapons, and she also has the flamethrower that they got, the brand new one too.
Moxxie and Millie are carrying a body, and that body is someone who smells slightly burnt, the imp couple have these sick smiles on their faces, they really did enjoy what they did to the woman.
Blitzo is carrying this toy light saber which is covered in blood, and he also has his sniper rifle and his flint lock pistol and he has one helluva grin from what they did.
Then coming next is Loona, also covered in blood and smirking at what they did. She also has a bucket with the remains of the man they slaughtered.
"Holy shit!" yelled Luna. "That was the best blood shed ever and it felt like we did the world a dang good favor too! That felt so good, kinda like Linc's comic book heroes, who was that guy?"
Lincoln chuckles. "His name is spawn and sure to shit he's got way more guns than we do."
Loona puts the stuff away. "Yeah, but still, I have never felt that kind of feeling before. To kill others is a normal thing because it's the job, but when we killed those two jackasses… Damn, I feel like we did something."
"I agree with her, for once" replied Moxxie. "I mean, seeing that woman suffer from all she has done, was all so fucking worth it!"
"Dang right!" said Millie. "It felt so good that she was gonna get one fucked up burn-side to the face! That felt so good to see her burn and glad we're fireproof." She kisses her husband and he kisses her.
Luna then recalls. "Sure does feel good to reminisce what shit we did to that bitch,"
(Flashback.)
The woman known as Geneevee tries to move away as the demons come at her, she can't walk well because they shot at her legs and she tries to crawl away. "Get the fuck away from me!" Who is this woman? G3n33v33
The lady tries to run away, but then Moxxie and Millie use their knives to stab at her legs and drag her back. "Nowhere to run bitch!" yelled Millie.
She drags the woman back and then with Moxxie they lift her up and they hand cuff her and she's now kneeling in front of Luna who is carrying a flamethrower and the teenager smirks.
"So, tell us bitch. How do you like your skin? Tanned? Bleached? Crispy, or well done?"
G3n33v33 growls at her. "Fuck you!" she struggles and spits at Luna, but misses.
Luna smirks. "Fucked up lightly roasted it is then! "Fire it up bitch! Fire it up!" She then lights the woman up slowly, Moxxie and Millie hold the woman close to the fire as she can feel her skin beginning to get burnt and turn black from the flames.
Moxxie and Millie aren't affected because they're demons. (From the Murder Family episode.)
G3n33v33 screams and she begs for them to stop, and then she starts yelling for Trump to save her and this makes Luna laugh. "That son of a bitch isn't here to save you now!" She turns up the heat and she points it to the woman's crotch and this makes her panic and scream as the pain is intense.
Moxxie and Millie snicker at this and soon after five minutes of lightly roasting this bitch, they let her go and G3n33v33 falls the ground and passes out, her skin burnt from the results of the flames and her crotch now exposed and also burnt. Ouch!
Luna chuckles and she turns off the weapon. "Now that was spicy." Moxxie and Millie place the woman in the duffle bag and they make sure she's handcuffed and chloroformed. The client will love torturing this bitch in hell.
Luna then puts the flamethrower away and she with Moxxie and Millie with the bag carrying the unconscious G3n33v33 go to check what's Blitzo and Lincoln doing, and Loona has the whole thing recorded.
(End Flashback.)
The very memory still goes on. Loona then speaks. "I got the whole thing recorded and you did a damn good job making her suffer. Never thought we'd be using that new flamethrower, yet."
"And I made the right choice to let Luna use it" replied Moxxie.
"Thanks" replied Luna. She then looks to Lincoln and Blitzo. "But you two, damn you two made sure that dude was fucked up and straight out destroyed. Sure, that did seem kinda embarrassing to be dressed as his favorite retarded character and then get blown to smithereens…"
"But the level of gore was intense!" said Millie.
Lincoln and Blitzo chuckle. "Thanks." They high five and then fist bump each other and chuckle a bit.
Moxxie snickers. "Even I have to admit, hearing that man suffer and die horrible… Good Satan, that felt good to hear and when he screamed…" They all chuckled. "Fucking hilarious!"
Blitzo laughs from the memory. "I still can't forget what happened to that asshole!"
(Flashback.)
The man known as Sn0k3 looks to himself and sees that he's dressed as the bastard dumb ass puppet villain from Star Wars the Force Awakens and the return of the Jedi. The man is confused and he sees two figures looking at him.
Blitzo and Lincoln. They both smile and have some long and very sharp weapons ready. "So, what's it gonna be retarded clone of Palpatine, you suck like shit" replied Lincoln.
Blitzo snickers. "The one thing I did learn from that Star Wars shit, that this villain from the new film franchise was nothing more than some lame asshole who had no idea how to be a villain, that asshole was nothing more than a dog and sucking Palpatine's cock."
Lincoln snickers. "I'm sure Palpatine bangs his ass every night and I doubt Snoke is a man."
Sn0k3 is enraged by this and he grabs his toy light saber. "I'll fucking kill you two!" He charges at the two and is pissed off. What a motherfucking cock sucking bitch!
The man goes forward to attach, but then Lincoln and Blitzo wait for the right moment, as soon as Sn0k3 was close enough, the duo dashed forward and the man stops and realizes something.
Lincoln and Blitzo then look back to the man. Lincoln has his claws out and the claws have extended too, while Blitzo has a machete with him.
Sn0k3 falls to his knees and he sees that his stomach has been split open and his guts are spilling out, he then coughs out some blood and then Blitzo goes towards him and holds him. "Stay still fucker."
Blitzo takes his sniper rifle and Lincoln uses his claws to rip the man's pants. "This might get dirty by whatever this man has in his fucked up ass, but so worth it!" He then gets ready. "Scream for me, bitch!"
Blitzo shoves the gun into the man's ass and Sn0k3 screams like a woman and Lincoln laughs. "I knew he was a lady the whole time!"
Blitzo smirks and then he points his flint lock pistol to the man's head. "Go and fuck yourself, Snokey." He pulls the trigger on the sniper rifle and the flint lock and the bullets blow the man's head to smithereens and also decimate the rest of his body.
Blitzo used a high velocity armor piercing round for his sniper rifle.
Which is why when the sniper rifle fired, the man's innards spilled out faster, the top of his torso blew up and then his head popped at the same time the Flint lock was fired and the bullet is now up at the ceiling and stuck. The man's remains are everywhere.
From his brain, blood and guts, organs and what's left of his heart and skull, and parts of his ribs are also scattered. Damn!
"Whoa! That was bloody!" yelled Lincoln. He then looks to his clothes. "I need to get cleaned when we get back, but first." He has the bucket and uses the vacuum cleaner to suck up all that remains of the mother fucking, dick headed, bitch man, named Sn0k3.
Loona snickers at what they did and has the camera and is done recording. "This shit is so gonna get us a shit ton of cash from the client and more when we tell the law guys that we… Dealt with them."
(End Flashback.)
Blitzo and Lincoln laugh a bit and so did Loona. "I got the whole fucking thing recorded and the clients are sure to shit gonna pay us fucking triple for what we did."
Delilah then sees a message from the computer. "Clients are waiting outside of the building."
"Let me deal with this guys, Moxxie and Millie, with me." Loona walks to the elevator with the camera of the whole thing, the bucket of the remains of Sn0k3, Moxxie and Millie have the bag that has the unconscious form of G3n33v33 and the elevator goes down.
Luna then carries the flamethrower and the others guns. "I'm gonna pout these things away and get myself cleaned." she walks to the shooting room to put the weapons back in place.
Lincoln looks to himself. "Same here. My clothes look bloody and I am bloody and I fucking loved what we did." He goes back to his room to get changed and then take a shower.
"And I gotta clean my sniper" replied Blitzo. "Smells like someone's retarded ass was in here." He walks to his office to clean his weapon and get himself cleaned too. A bit of intestine is on his horn.
Leaving Delilah, Lucy and Haiku along in the receptionist's office. Delilah then gets up. "I don't know about you two, but after what they said, I am feeling hungry. Want something from the break room?"
Lucy complies. "Two blood sausage sandwiches please. I saved some for myself in the box with my name on it."
"You got it Luce." Delilah heads to the break room and leaves Lucy and Haiku to themselves.
Lucy looks to her friend. "You okay?"
Haiku only had this to say. "That. Was. Awesome!" She then grins and looks to Lucy. "Any chance I can come along and see them kill someone?"
Lucy smirks. "We'll see Haiku. We'll see."
To be continued folks!
A/N: Well, that happened and sure to fucking shit! That felt good, oh yeah! Hell to the fucking yeah, people! Oh god, and thank you again to my good pal "Marvelomac1010" for the names of the targets, they won't be getting back up, ever again. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
So, should Delilah go and visit her parents? PM or review me the vote guys.
Date made: 1/23/2021.