Crime and Punishment

"Hello Chas," Kira said with a smile as she walked out into the main area of the airport, giggling slightly when she saw the sign he was holding up with her name on it. She shifted Kimi, who was looking about with wide eyes at the airport. "That is a rather nice way to be greeted."

Chas blushed. "It was supposed to be a regular sign til Chuckie saw me working on it and decided to help."

"Well, I like it," she said, letting her eyes linger over the little handprints that dotted the sign, one half covering the A in her name. "Where is Chuckie?" she asked as they moved towards the baggage terminal.

"I left him with my friends Stu and Didi… Chuckie is a bit sensitive so I like to try to no over stimulate him."

"Kimi has the opposite problem," Kira said, Kimi beaming when she realized they were talking about her. "She gets bored very easily. I think its because we spend so much time traveling for work."

"Well, then she'll fit right in with Chuckie's friends. They are all pretty adventurous. Stu and Didi said they're more than happy to babysit… if you don't mind. I understand if you don't want to-"

Kira reached up and pressed a finger to Chas' lips. "Its okay, Chas. That's why I'm visiting. So we might have some time, just us."

~MC~MC~MC~

"Kira this early?" Melinda asked, looking over the scripts that were piled up in the creator's office. "I thought she didn't show up til after Dil was born."

"And that would mean your husband married a woman he only knew for, at most, a month, considering Dil didn't develop in the slightest," the blond man said. "Nope, new timeline, more practical courting."

"Courting," Lucifer said mocking as he strolled over, looking down at the world. "Give me an orgy any day of the week."

"…why is the Devil here?" Melinda asked, staring at the man in the elegant and highly expensive dark suit in horror.

"He's my Dil replacement," the Creator stated. "I revoked his banishment. It was stupid and wrong so he can come up and visit any time now."

"The Devil… is the replacement for Dil?"

"Pretty much. Both are arrogant entitled assholes."

"Oh, I'm far more than that," Lucifer said, looking at Melinda, eyes flashing. "Tell me… what do you-"

The creator shoved a bottle into his mouth.

"And you can shut them up with one of those."

Normally Lucifer would have complained but it was a VERY nice cognac that the Creator had put in the bottle so he decided to finish that first.

"Hello son," God said… from the closet he was trapped in.

"Eat a dick, dad!" Lucifer said.