The Wild Wild West

"Now this here is one of my favorite stories," Lou said to Chuckie and Tommy. "Its about all the lawmen and bandits in the Old West! Course they aren't all that tough when compared ta me. Why, I met most of them when I was workin' as an artifact rangler. Always was some rich fella that needed us ta get him some fancy golden box or a mystical whatsit. Why, one time I even met a young Henry Jones Jr… gave him my hat after he got upset I took a cross back that he'd stolen from me. He was a good pup-"

~MC~MC~MC~

"Wait, so Lou is now the reason Indiana Jones exists?" Melinda asked.

"Don't look at me!" the blond haired creator complained. "This was already canon!"

Melinda turned slowly towards Trixie.

"What can I say, we were both good at our jobs!"

~MC~MC~MC~

"I wish I could have brought my Cynthia Safety Scissors," Angelica complained, pausing from playing jump rope.

Lou though shook his head. "Scissors aren't a good toy for the park. They are better inside… wouldn't want'em ta get dirty, would ya?"

Angelica gasped. "No grandpa!"

"Exactly. Now then-"

"Coupons!"

Lou perked up, seeing a man dressed as ice cream waving for people to come on over. He lifted Tommy up, holding him close while Susie took Chuckie's hand. "Come on kids, let's go get some coupons!"

Angelica, Susie, and the babies happily followed along with Lou, all of them delighted to get a free ice cream cone.

"Careful there Tommy," Lou said as Tommy licked at his treat. Tommy slowed down a bit and Lou smiled. "That's my big ol' cowpoke!"

In Tommy's mind he was a proud cowboy, riding on his horse with all his friends.