Angelica For A Day

"Hey guys," the blond creator said, walking up to Tommy and Stu. "Congrats, BOTH of you were competent this episode."

"Episode?" Stu asked, confused.

"Right… Fourth Wall." The creator snapped his fingers. "Okay, now you understand you are in a show. So you were both component so I am going to reward you… I was thinking we could do another award-"

"We're fictional!" Stu screamed in horror.

Mr. Chaos paled. "Uh oh."

Stu dropped Tommy on the ground, the baby let out a cry of shock and pain. But Stu didn't care, instead he clawed at his head. "Nothing is real! My entire existence is a lie!"

"crap," the creator said before looking at Tommy. "Okay, I can-"

Tommy looked up at him with big wet eyes. "This… this means I'll never get to be a big kid? I'll be stuck having to take naps, and being in the playpen, and being in diapees and never getting yummy food FOREVER?!" Tommy's lip trembled before he began to sob.

"Crap!" Mr. Chaos exclaimed. "Calm down! Calm down!" He picked Tommy up. "You DO grow up."

"I… I do?" Tommy whimpered.

"Yeah! There is a Spin Off. All Grown Up!"

"That's right!" Pre Teen Tommy declared, walking up to them.

Tommy sniffed. "Oh… I guess that's okay-"

"Wait," Pre-Teen Tommy said, eyes going wide. "The show is canceled. I never grow up. I never become a famous director or get married and have kids… I'm stuck as an emotionally stunted teenager!"

Both Tommys began to cry.

"So like every writer other than me in the Rugrats Fandom," Mr. Chaos joked before trying to soothe the two. "Its okay, its okay! They do a reboot!"

"They… they do?" Pre-Teen Tommy asked.

"Uh… of the original show," he admitted as a new Tommy crawled over to them.

"Hi! Yous twos sure are biggie!"

"WHY DOES HE LOOK SO HIDIOUS!?" Pre-Teen Tommy screamed in horror.

"Oh, that's the CGI."

"Wait… why am I walking all funny?" Tommy asked as CGI Tommy wobbled and fell before crawling the rest of the way.

"Uh…"

"Have you three seen Spikey? I wanted ta take a night night nappie with him!" CGI Tommy asked.

"Spikey?" Tommy said. "Why are ya calling Spike that?"

Chaos grimaced. "The… standard belief… is that this Tommy… is younger than you."

Both Tommys began to sob, realizing they were stuck being a baby forever.

"Its not that bad! Fanfic writers give you adult lives… when celrock isn't having Tommy die of the Blue Plague…"

"WAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Come on, its okay! I'll just remove your ability to know about the 4th wall-"

At that point an armored car roared up to them, Howard driving while Stu played a flaming guitar.

"LIFE IS MEANINGLESS!" Stu roared. "ALL THAT MATTERS IS THE PLEASURES OF NOW!"

"MY WIFE IS A LESBIAN IN THE REBOOT!" Howard called out.

"…well… this escalated quickly," Mr. Chaos admitted as he turned to see the city on fire behind him.