Where's Grandpa
"How are things back there, pop?" Stu asked as he made sure the van was all ready for the last leg of their journey.
"Fine and dandy!" Lou said. He was seated next to Tommy and Chuckie, because it was FAR safer to actually ride in the van with a seatbelt then lying in the back. "I'm gonna go use the little grandpa's room… we should probably check on the boys as well. Make sure they are dry."
"Good idea," Stu said as he finished up, Lou picking up Tommy.
~MC~MC~MC~
"…that was, uh, very short," Trixie said.
"Because this episode was stupid!" the creator snapped in frustration. "Seriously, Lou told the BABIES to wait for him? Didi and Stu didn't make sure everyone was there? THREE HOURS to replant a dwarf banana tree? Do they know NOTHING about trees?!"
"...the tree thing bugs you that much?"
"YES!" the creator roared. "And Stu and Didi being stupid and Lou too! The babies were the most competent! I mean, sure, Tommy should have begun screaming his head off so Didi and Stu thought he needed a change but he tried his best and… screw it!" He thrust his hands out.
~MC~MC~MC~
Tommy and Chuckie gasped out in delight as the van was overtaken by a caravan for a circus. There were trailers hauling elephants and monkeys and even lions! They saw a clown car zoom by (Chuckie closing his eyes at that one) and a flatbed with cannons! They babbled happily to themselves, Lou chuckling as he told them about the time he beat up some men that were turning naughty boys into donkeys and returned all the kids to their homes.
The boys cheered and laughed the entire ride back.
~MC~MC~MC~
"There, they were rewarded for being smarter than their parents!" the creator snapped. "Might even let Tommy go on an adventure."
"No you won't."
"No I won't," he admitted. "But I will punish Dil… that always makes me happy. And it will punish Didi so that's a bonus!"
~MC~MC~MC~
In the womb Dil let out a hiccup as the van hit another bump, groaning in pain. He didn't know what was going on but he didn't like it! He began to thrash, trying to stop the bouncing.
It didn't.
~MC~MC~MC~
"We are going to have a long conversation about your unnatural hatred for babies," Trixie said.
"Its only one baby and it isn't unnatural. Actually good for the babies. Right Dr. Lipschitz?"
"That is correct," the baby doctor stated. "It is well known that babies, if not tormented, will become evil little parasites taking advantage of their parents. You must BREAK them, like one breaks a stallion."
"Thank you," the creator said. "Now back to hell you go."
Lipschitz frowned at that. "I thought I could stay-"
"You wanted to take a bath in front of babies. Into the hellfire you go." He snapped his fingers and Lipschitz was consumed by flames.