Hair!
"Gee, if my grandpa thinks being bald is bad… it must be," Tommy said nervously, rubbing his head.
Angelica frowned as she listened to her cousin. She was tempted to mess with him… but during her sessions with Dr. Jasper recently he'd pointed out that she should be excited her cousin was getting older, as it meant he could do more things. And thinking about how Dil was with his drooling and his pooping and his spit ups she had to admit that it would be nice for Tommy and his friends to hurry up and be big kids so she only had to deal with one disgusting baby.
"Well, of course it is!" Angelica said before Tommy could work himself into yet another one of his stupid baby panic attacks. "But that's why you should be excited that you're gonna get hair soon."
"What do you mean?" Tommy asked, still rubbing his bald head.
"When Chuckie was your age he only had a few strings of red hair," Angelica stated. "And Phil and Lil barely have any hair either." She reached up and lightly tugged on the few stray strands of purple hair that were beginning to grow on Tommy's head. "When you get more hair you stop being a dinky little baby and become a big kid! That's why Chuckie is only a baby because he keeps calling himself that!"
"I'm… not a baby anymore?" Chuckie said, eyes going wide at that.
"Wow!" Tommy said, excited. "So when I gets more hair I'll be a big kid!"
"And you definitely have more hair than you did before," Angelica pointed out.
"Oh boy! I can't wait to not be bald anymore! Then I can do so many amazing things! Thanks Angelica!"
"Don't sweat it," she said as Stu brought Dil in and set him down in the playpen. Dil, for his part, merely sat there before he began to drool. "Of course some people might never stop being dinky little babies. "
Dil wasn't for sure what he was missing but he glowered at her all the same.
"Oh no guys!" Tommy said suddenly. "What if that means my grandpa is turning into a baby again!?"
Angelica sighed. She should have known it wouldn't be that easy…