The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

1194. Found Guilty

Title: Found Guilty

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Ianto, OAC.

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 448: Frame(d) at tw100.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Some people shouldn't try to talk their way out of trouble…

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

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sandysan2013: Of course it had to be Jack! Everyone else has to fill in a requisition form if they want something, but Jack just pulls out the Torchwood credit card ;)

Thank you!

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"I wuz framed, I tell yer!" the wizened little alien insisted. "I din't do nuthin'!"

Ianto winced. "A double negative makes a positive. If you didn't do nothing then you must've done something."

"Whut yer talkin' about?"

If he was honest, Ianto was starting to wonder that himself. "You ran when you saw us; that's a sign of a guilty conscience, Hargle."

"It wun't me whut painted yer flashy car, but I seen who dunnit."

"Do tell."

"It wuz kids, but they on'y dunnit cuz they thought it were mine."

"And why'd they think that?"

"Cuz I were drivin' it."

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The End