What's Your Line

Angelica grinned as she looked over at Dil, who was giggling up a storm at her joke. "Huh, I always thought you were just a dumb little potato… but maybe you actually have some brains in that jellybean head of yours."

Dil tilted his head. He didn't really get what Angelica was saying… other than the words potato and jellybean, which he knew were food and he hoped that meant it was time for him to eat. He did like the funny noises Angelica was making with the strange toy she was holding though!

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" she asked, focusing on Dil. "To get to the other side!"

The baby threw back his head and squealed in delight, kicking his little feet even as Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil gave weak laughs.

"That's it, I'm practicing with Drooly," Angelica said, grabbing the wheeled baby bouncer Dil was in and pushing him away from the sandbox. "You babies wouldn't know comedy if you hit ya in the face!" Dil, who missed hitting people in the face with things, clapped and cheered. "Heheh, that was a good one, wasn't it?"

Tommy and his friends merely looked at each other before shrugging going back to playing in their sandbox. Stu, Chaz, and Drew finished working on the fence in peace. And Angelica found herself actually spending time with Dil and NOT getting annoyed with him.

It was… odd… how everyone was happy.

~MC~MC~MC~

"MMMMPF!"

Cassie sighed. "There, episode fixed. Thanks for helping, Melinda." She looked over at the creator, who was tied up and gagged. "Now, since we have some free time, someone explain why you KIDNAPPED THE GOD OF THIS WORLD!"

"Intervention," Aria said sweetly.

"I thought it was funny," Lucifer admitted.

"MMMMPFFF!" Mr. Chaos snarled through the ballgag.

Cassie frowned. "I hope you washed that."

Aria wagged her finger at the creator. "No, we will NOT release you until you stop plotting genocide! You already murdered Butters' parents."

Trixie looked down at the blond little boy who had been happily adopted by people OUTSIDE of South Park, Colorado. "He does seem happier…"

Cassie pinched the bridge of her nose. "I don't think its that bad."

"Look at his script for Planting Dil," Aria said, handing over the edited script.

"Okay, so the babies hear that they are planting dil plants… think Dil was harvested too soon…" Her eyes slowly went wide. "TOMMY BURIES HIS BABY BROTHER ALIVE?!"

The creator just sat there.

"Fine, intervention," she said.

"I'll get the booze!" Lucifer called out.

"For the last time that's not how interventions work!" Amenadiel complained.

Melinda frowned. "if we are doing this whose watching the Earth?"

Cassie shrugged. "I'll call up some extra help. Lucifer, pour me a double!"

~In London…~

"That's odd," Aziraphale said as he sorted through his mail. "We've got a summons from Heaven."

"We?" Crowley asked.

"Yes… we." He read over the letter. "Something about not killing babies?"