Just a simple visit to Great Lakes City, and they run into some ordeal trouble in the form of the dang parrot that we all know, and though some of us love that bird, some others don't love the fucking shit of that flying rat with colored wings. Yeah, I said it. Enjoy reading this folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.

"Snack, Bird and the cook."

(July 14, Great Lakes City.)

The portal from hell opens and coming out is the ride the Silva Hounds own, and it comes out at full speed, it makes a hard turn and a screeching halt and then parks safely behind the car of Maria Santiago.

Luna takes a moment to catch her breath and she looks to Loona. "So, how was that for hardcore high speed and fast and furious?"

The passengers: Loona, Lincoln, Jordan, Sam, Angel Dust and Velvet. They take the time to catch their breath and they seem excited from what Luna did. "Wow! That was so fucking awesome!" cheered Velvet. She gets out of the car and skips around after what happened.

Angel dust gets out. "Well, gotta hand it to ya, rocker. That was some Grade-A crazy driving back there and parked safely without even touching the sidewalk, nice one kid."

Loona and Lincoln come out. "Lunes, that was insane and crazy, but you did well. Would be useful when we race off from some demented dangerous client, or handle in chasing someone" said Loona.

"If this were a movie set, then chances you would've made the cut as an ace player in the whole thing" said Jordan, she then fixes her hair. "Still that was pretty dangerous and yet, cool."

"You were like Need for Speed, but in real life, with some action speed from Hobbs and Shaw" said Lincoln with excitement. "Also, way batter than a roller coaster, what about you Sam?"

Sam comes out of the car and she feels like collapsing, but then Luna helps her. "Whoa, there babe. You doing alright in the head, Sammy?"

Sam chuckles and then cheers. "That was so awesome!" She then stumbles, but she maintains her balance. "Yeah, I think I'm fine. That was so cool, and you were so awesome babe." Sam then kisses Luna's cheek and Luna returns the favor.

"Alright, time to go and see how the other people are doing" said Angel Dust. "Would be nice to try the cooking from the old lady."

They all walk towards the apartment building, and they walk inside and they head up the stairs. They do greet some of the folks who are busy with their own thing, and Loona shoves the dog Nelson away from her, and then they spot the Casagrandes door. "Alright, time to…" Lincoln then hears something. "Wait a minute."

Loona, Luna and Lincoln can hear an outcome going on inside of the room. "Alright, something bad to shit is going on in there." Loona then opens the door and what they see surprises them. "What the hell is going on here?"

They see the Casagrandes are trying to take down Sergio, and he seems to be avoiding them from being captured, Rosa is there and waiting for an explanation. They see Carlos and his son Carl are stuck on the wall.

"Oh, we didn't know you guys would be coming" said Rosa.

"We sent Ronnie Anne a text, well Lincoln did" said Luna.

Ronnie Anne checks her phone. "Huh, I got it. Sorry, we were busy trying to send some little flying painted rat to Peru."

Angel Dust looks to Sergio. "Yeah, I can tell which rat you mean, kid."

Velvet goes over and takes a piece of the white stuff and she licks it. "These are marshmallows!" She then pulls the duo off and then she sees the marshmallow gun and she points it to her mouth and she's stuffed with marshmallows and goes down.

Velvet gives them a thumbs up to show that she's okay. Lincoln looks at the mess. "Guys, what happened here?"

Ronnie Anne and the others tell them, about the tamales truck and the concern they were having if Rosa found out, and then Sergio blackmailed them for services and they couldn't handle it, because he was wasting cash.

Jordan listens to everything they did and ordered and she uses her phone's calculator to calculate the whole amount of cash spent on what Sergio wanted. Rosa is surprised and then she tells them something.

"Mi familia, the tamales you were eating, were mine." This make them gasp and Velvet slowly gets up and she swallows all the marshmallows and then she grabs a Tamales and she eats it.

"Huh, this is the same as she cooks it. How the hell did you morons and idiots not know this was her cooking? And you call yourselves a family!" She then eats it again and then she grabs another one and eats it. "This is really good."

Rosa nods. "Thank you Velvet." She then looks to the others. "As you see, I made a swap for something. The husband of the owner of the food truck owns Jack's Hardware store. So, she gets the recipe she could sell, and I get a discount recipe on tools."

"Huh, just like when ya let Blitzo have a copy of the tamales and let him cook it, as long as you get credit." Angel Dust eats a tamales and hands one to Luna and Sam. "These are still good. What the heck are you doing?"

They see Velvet plunging some marshmallows into the tamales she's eating. "What? I like to do this because this is how I work." she then shoves another and then eats it.

Jordan then sees the finishing calculations. "Alright, so the amount of cash Sergio had wasted from his dumb and pointless orders is more than ten grand and five hundred bucks." This makes Hector faint. "Also, added one thousand for the service he made them do as well. I know business, and my dad taught me."

Lincoln chuckles. "Dang she's smart and beautiful." He kisses her cheek and she returns the favor.

Sergio us now nervous at this. "Rawrk, happy ending. Well, I'll be in my room."

Rosa then grabs Sergio. "Blackmailing you're family! Shame on you Sergio, and I thought I taught you better than doing this, and you wasted so much money for some pointless items from the TV!"

Then Velvet hands Rosa six grand and she takes the marshmallow gun. "I'll take this!"

Rosa looks sternly to her pet parrot. "You will be paying back to us for all that you have bought, and even be doing service to us for the rest of the day."

"What?! But why?!"

Sam grabs all the stuff the parrot has. "Because nobody likes an annoying flying colored rat who thinks he can get away with it, and you pal aren't a parrot. You literally are nothing more, than the worst of the worst and an actual flying rat painted to look like a parrot."

"And post." Carlota posted what was recorded. "Looks like social media is gonna be talking and chatting about the twisted and delusional flying painted rat."

Then Carl blurts out. "Well, Sergio does have a mad stack of cash hidden somewhere in the apartment near the room of Abuela and Abuelo… Like, at the back of his painting!"

"What?!" Sergio squawks in panic. "Why would you tell them that?!"

Ronnie Anne watches as Rosa drags Sergio to his hideout of cash, the others also follow to get the cash as well. Ronnie Anne looks to the others. "Let's talk someplace else."

(On the roof.)

Lincoln, Jordan, Angel Dust, Luna, Sam, Loona, Velvet and Ronnie Anne are now on the roof and they take the time to calm down from what happened.

"You know, the whole ordeal of your grandmother acting like that from better food is ridiculous" said Jordan. "Sounds like an ego-maniac cook with no trust on other cooking."

"She's not wrong" said Lincoln. "I mean, Blitzo knows he is a good cook, but even he has to admit that others have good cooking. He even said that the Burpin' Burgers has some delicious burgers, and then he rigged Moxxie's with tons of hot sauce for fun."

"Your granny sounds a lot like me, when someone says that my sweets and food ain't that good, then I go berserk, and kill them." velvet balances as she walks by the edge of the apartment. "Wait, you're abuela is nothing compared to me."

"You're abuela is deranged and unstable when thinking her cooking is being bested and not cooking for them" said Loona. "Blitzo doesn't seem to mind, he can even admit when Moxxie has good cooking too."

Ronnie Anne sighs from their words. "I know, I know. It's just, my abuela takes great pride with her cooking, and I don't even know where this overzealous pride of her skills in cooking even came from. She seems way too motivated if her cooking is told to be the best, when it is amazing."

"But everyone else has amazing food, and if I do try something new, then I'd like it. But once my abuela starts to act up hearing that the food we tried I amazing and delicious, then she becomes some freakazoid who won't cook for who knows how long, she's like… Loco in the head."

"We noticed" said Sam. "Let's hope you're Abuela can see through this before it turns unstable and into a heaping mess. Also, from the whole court ordeal. Didn't you ask your mother to move someplace else?"

Ronnie Anne nods. "Yeah, I recall that. The plan was to go and live with my dad at his place, and my mom is thinking about it as well. It would also help so we can spend time with both mom and dad and I was also going to tell Sid to see if her family wants to tag along too."

"From what I know, my dad is alone in the apartment building owned by Mr. Scully. He seems alright on his own and he knows how to keep his room well-cleaned and nice. He's a good dad."

"Sounds like daddy Santiago sounds better than being here." Angel dust shoots the marshmallow gun and Velvet catches it, and then Loona uses her hand to grab one and eats it.

They don't know that Rosa is hearing this and now she's concerned. 'No. No, I must not let this happen, I can change and I have to make sure that… That I won't act crazy with my cooking ego. I will change, for mi familia!' She then heads back inside.

Sid hears this as well. 'Ronnie Anne wants to move, and she wants me to come along? Dang, well sign me up baby! I should tell Adelaide about this and then my mom and dad and then to meat ball!'

"But the choice is something you all have to think about" said Loona. "Chances that the rest of the family will come along, I mean the one thing annoying from you're old lady family member is her damn to hell superstitions, she's as nuts as EveLynn was before."

"Yeah, and all because of her dumb horoscope guy on TV" said Ronnie Anne, she then grabs the incoming marshmallow and eats it. "You guys have that in hell?"

Angel Dust tries to recall. "Yeah, we do and he cons folks for their cash and other valuables, and it sure is shit crazy. I saw one horoscope guy get fucking slaughtered after he conned Vaggie."

Ronnie Anne chuckles, but then she thinks. 'That dork on TV, if he dies one day, does he go to hell?' Then she asks. "So, what's up with you guys back at Royal Woods?"

Lincoln tells her. "Tourists coming to town and Blitzo is busy treating it like it's the jackpot from the casino for him and his staff. He's gone bonkers with it."

Loona chuckles. "He thinks he can score it big with the cash he can dice and then make himself a name to be well-known around the dang state."

"Chances folks will be talking about it for a long, long time" said Luna. She then puts on some headphones. "Things are changing and Royal Woods is getting caught into an epic one."

Ronnie Anne chuckles and then she has an idea. 'Maybe if they plan to go to the beach, I can come along with Sid. Would be nice for some beach time summer fun.'

They continue to talk and they don't even notice the family van drive by and it has the license plate that says. C4R-S0NS. The family inside are headed for Royal Woods.

To be continued folks!

A/N: From the Casagrande episode "Snack Pact." But with some changes to let Rosa not go overboard with her ordeal of not cooking for her familia just because someone else has better cooking, seriously, this is like Kitchen Nightmares. Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks!

Date made: 6/11/21.