Maybe it wouldn't hurt.
Okay, it would definitely hurt. Inuyasha and Koga had never gotten along even during the best of times. But she had been away for three years, and it had seemed only right to invite him to the wedding...and gently disabuse him of the notion that she harbored any feelings for him.
Kagome had prepared herself for constant sniping and not-so-backhanded complaints, whining, and general immaturity on their part. It would be a long week or so, and she found herself missing aspirin.
She walked in on them clutching at each others' arms and sobbing.
Koga was wiping his eyes on Inuyasha's robe. Inuyasha's nails were digging into Koga's back.
Kagome pinched her arm.
"Y-you better take good care o-of her, you got that, mutt?" wolf boy wailed.
"Of c-course I will. W-what do you think I am?" Inuyasha sniffled and roared at once. It provided for an interesting vocal effect.
She pinched her arm again. It didn't work.
"MUTT!"
"STUPID WOLF!"
"If someone tries to hurt Kagome, call me, okay? I'll rearrange their face!" Koga hollered.
No one was interested in indoor voices today...
"Of c-course I will. Together, we'll kill everyone, no, we'll d-disemBOWEL everyone..."
"We'll rip them to shreds if they try to do something to Kagome!"
"YEAH!"
"They'll wish they never came across us!"
"I'll rip one half of them and you'll rip the other half! Deal?"
"Deal."
At this juncture, Kagome turned on her heel and left.
The world was full of surprises.
She needed aspirin.
A/N: Ahaha, a bite-sized one-shot based on a headcanon I have!
Let me know what you think! :)