Chapter 1

It was nice day in Patch. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. A drunk guy half-naked on a tree branch.

Qrow:*sleeping* πŸ’€

And a man tending his garden of roses and sunflowers.

Tai:*finishing up* And there, all done!*hands on hip* Now for a glass of ice cold lemonade!

Tai goes inside his to get a drink and sees his second wife Summer in the kitchen cutting strawberries.

Tai:*finger guns* Hey babe!

Summer:*finger guns* Hey babe!

Tai: So, I heard you have a mission from Oz tomorrow?*opening the fridge to the lemonade* What type of mission is it?

Summer:*putting the strawberries in a bowl* Oh that mission? Well...

Tai:*pours a glass of lemonade* Well? *about to drink lemonade*

Summer:*putting knife in the sink* I denied it because it too dangerous and it looked like it was a trap. And it was. Thanks to an anonymous source. And Qrow.

Tai: I see.*drinking lemonade*

Summer: And I also want another kid or more.

Tai spit takes.

Tai: WHAT?!

Summer:*whispering in his ear* I want sloppy thirds Taiyang Xiao-Long~

Tai: Wa-wait! Summer!

Summer:*heart eyes😍 & drooling * Come here lover blonde boy~

Tai: Wait! Big Brain!
Tai: Wait Summer, I got a better idea!

Summer: Oh~

Tai: We could adopt!

Summer: Adopt?

Tai: Yes, we can adopt at that orphanage in Mistral!

Summer:*with a "Are for real?" look* Mistral?

Tai: Yeah!

Summer:...

Tai:...

Summer:...Who's going to watch Ruby & Yang?

Tai: Qrow.

Summer:...

Tai:...It's either him or Raven. And we both know what happened when we let her watch the house.

Summer: Oh...

Flashback

Tai and Summer were just coming home from a nice dinner date.

Summer: I hope Yang's alright.

Tai: Don't worry she'll be fine.

As they got to the front door.

Tai:*entering home* Guys, were ba-

Tai couldn't finish his sentence as he and Summer see Raven & Yang trying to put out a fire in the kitchen.

A/N: Raven divorce Tai, but still hangs out and visits them from time to time.

Tai was very confused now.

Raven:*looks at them calm* Oh hey, guys.

Yang:*running around in circles* Runaway! Runaway from the fire!

Raven:*calm* Yang wanted pizza and I wanted pasta.

Tai:*still trying to figure what's going on* And?

Raven:*embarrassed* I didn't know how to cook it. And now I know how to set a kitchen on fire.

Yang:*stopped running* I helped!

Raven:*to Yang* I should have ordered that pizza. *hair catches on fire* 0_0!

Yang: 😱!

Tai: 0_o?!

Raven & Yang:*running around in circles* Runaway! Runaway from the fire!

Tai is now shocked at this.

Tai: o_o I can't even get mad, I'm just confused.

Summer:πŸ’’ But I can.

Raven:*stops running* Oh no!

Yang:*stops running* Oh no!

Tai:*looks at Summer* Oh no!

Qrow:*on the window* (in bird) Oh no!

Summer:*activating sliver eyes* OH YEAH!

End of Flashback

Summer: I was really mad that time.

Tai: Yes, you were.

Summer: What if Qrow is not available?

Tai: Don't worry I still have plan C!

Summer: Who's plan C?

Two hours Later~

Tai: And that's all you need to know Glynda.

Glynda:*glares at both of them*πŸ’’...Your team still owes me my 2,500 Lien.

Summer: It was only a car and bike.

Glynda:πŸ’’ That MYSELF and MY teammates are still paying off the damages.

Tai:*whispering to Summer* Again, how DID you crash that car into Ozpin's office?

Summer:*shrugs and whispers back* Idk? One of Remnant's greatest mysteries.

Glynda:πŸ’’ And my mystery is how far I can shove my shoe up your-

Summer:*her and Tai leaving out the door* Okay! Good luck! And don't damage the house! *closes the door*

Glynda:*crossed her arms* What does she mean don't damage the house?

Yang comes out and answers her.

Yang: My mom and uncle.

Glynda:...Wut?

Ruby:*behind her sister* Yep!

Glynda:...*pulls her scroll out* You two want stuffed crust pizza?

Yang & Ruby: Yea!

Meanwhile on the Bullhead heading to Mistral.

Tai and Summer were sitting together on the Bullhead. As they were riding, Summer asked an important question.

Summer: Just out of curiosity. What is the name of the orphanage?

Tai: I believe it is called the Children's Home?...Whoever came up with that name was not sober.

Summer: Or on PCP.

Tai: Yeah-wait what? How would you know?

Summer:*deadpan* Bart.

Tai: Oh yeah. I thought it was the coffee.

Summer: Same.

Tai: You think he's still-

Summer: Yes.

Tai:*chuckles* Yeah.
Tai: By the way how many kids we should adopt?

Summer: Hmm depends.

Tai: Depends on what?

Summer: How the orphanage take care of them. And if someone is planning on adopting them and has bad intentions or using them I-no we will make sure to treat them like they were our flesh and born.

Tai: Okie-dokie.

Pilot: *intercom* Attention passengers. We will be landing in Mistral's Bullhead Docking Bay 2 in just 15min. Please check your luggage and personal belongings and have a safe in the city.

Tai: Looks like we're almost there.

Summer: Yep!

Timeskip at the Children's Home Orphanage

?: Hey! Wake up!

?:*rubbing the sleepiness from her eyes* Hmm? What is it?

We see two children whose names are Cinder and Emerald.

Cinder: Someone arrived to adopt us.

Emerald: Really?

Cinder: That's what I heard. Plus, I we think should get Mercury, Neo, and Riot. Especially Riot.

Emerald: Yeah!

The two of them went to the area where kids meet their adoptive parents.

Emerald: Hey, Mercury!

Mercury: Hey, Emmy.

Cinder: Hi, Neo!

Neo:*waves "hi" to Cinder*πŸ‘‹

Emerald:*looking around* I thought Riot would be here too?

Cinder: Yeah, where is he?

Mercury:*sighs* You know, the usual. On every time someone comes to adopt.

Cinder & Emerald:*sad* Oh...

Cinder: I guess that means he will be stuck with them.

Emerald & Mercury: Yeah...

Neo:*nodding*πŸ˜”

Cinder: So, who is adopting-

?: Shut up and get in line you four!

All four of them flinched hearing that voice. That voice was the owner of the orphanage. Lady Kite.

Lady Kite: I said get in line!

All of them got in line in fear.

Lady Kite: Now. Try and look your best. The person that is adopting you four is from Atlas and is an owner of a luxurious hotel. *threatening* So do not do anything stupid. Got it?

Cinder, Emerald & Mercury:*scared* G-g-g-g-g-got i-i-i-i-it.

Lady Kite:*pissed* EXCUSE ME?

Cinder, Emerald & Mercury:*really scared* Got it, Lady Kite!

Neo:*nodding furiously in fear*😣

Lady Kite:*to Neo* And you. Hide your neck. Unless you want another accident?

Neo:*shaking her head "No!" fast*😰😰 *hides her scar with a scarf*

Lady Kite: Good. *clears throat and breathes in & out*

Lady Kite:*cheerful* You may see them!

In enter the person that will be adopting them.

She was a tall, middled age woman, with dirty blonde hair, blue eyes and an arrogant expression on her very punchable face.

Madame:*overly friendly* Why, hello there! Aren't you all looking lovely? *smiles*😁

Cinder: This woman is giving me bad vibes.

Mercury: This smells like trouble.

Emerald: Why does it look like she is putting up a friendly face?

Lady Kite: Aren't they? *whispering to them threateningly* Smile you little brats!

Cinder, Emerald & Mercury:*smiles* Hello!/Hi!πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„

Neo:*smiles and waves*πŸ˜πŸ‘‹

Madame: Hmm, that one is a mute. Oh well. I do need four to do all the demanding work. So would you four like to-

Tai:*sticking his head out the door* Is this where we meet the kids?

Madame:*flinched* Monty Oum!

Lady Kite:*jumped a little* What in the?!

Tai: Oh, sorry for the intrusion.

Lady Kite:*calm* Oh it is no problem for a handsome man like you~

Summer:*sticking her head out the door as well*😠 He's married.

Lady Kite: Oh... Shit!

Summer:*sees the kids* Oh aren't they adorable.

Madame:*agreeing with her* Yes aren't they. Would you two leave I am trying to get some new hire here.

Summer:*ignoring her* We're also here to adopt.

Lady Kite: I see. May I have your names please?

Summer: Summer Rose.
Tai: Taiyang Xiao-Long.

Lady Kite: Wut?

Madame: Oh, you two are huntsmen?

Tai & Summer: Yes.

Madame: Shhhhhiiiiiit...Well, I seem to be in the wrong place and I was just browsing.

Lady Kite: Wait what?

Madame: So long!*leaves*

Lady Kite: Wait!

As Lady Kite was having a meltdown. Summer looked at the kids who had a 'please help us' look.

Summer: I like to adopt these four, thank you.

Lady Kite:*deeply breathes in* I will get the paperwork & documents ready. Dammit all.

Cinder: Wait?! What about Riot?

Lady Kite:*whispering* HUSH! You little shi-

Tai: Who's Riot?

Lady Kite:*sweating* Nobody.

Summer: Yes, who is Riot? And why he's not here?

Lady Kite:*sweating bullets* Like I said. Nobody.

Summer & Tai:*narrowing eyes*...

Lady Kite:*sweating bullets & eyes going different directions*...

Tai:*narrowing eyes*...I wonder if Ozpin is available?

Lady Kite:*panicking* HE'S IN THE BACK! AND YOU CAN ADOPT HIM! THESE FOUR TOO AS WELL!

Summer & Tai: Thank you! 😊

Cinder, Emerald & Mercury:*happy* Yay! Freedom at last!

Neo:*clapping her hands*πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

The two parents head to back of the orphanage followed by Lady Kite, as four kids begin to pack their things. Lady Kite opens the backdoor to where there is a large open field of green grass and large walls for protecting the orphanage from Grimm. Near the wall, sat a lone boy with a blue hoodie, brown cargo shorts, white slip-on sneakers, Dark-Brown with Blonde tips hair & silver eyes cutting logs.

Lady Kite:*yelling to him* RIOT!

Riot:*gets jumpscared & accidently throws the axe* AHH!

Lady Kite:*sees axe heading to her* EEEP!*ducks*

Summer & Tai:*shocked*😨 Sweat Sister...

Riot:*gasps and runs to check on Lady Kite's condition* Lady Kite!😱 I'm so sorry! Are you okay!?

Lady Kite:*shaking in fear cause her life flashed before her very eyes* I-I-I-I-I'm fine.*pointing to Summer & Tai* These two want to meet you.

Riot look up at the two as he was kind of confused as to way these two wanted to meet him. Was he special? Was his friends(Cinder, Emerald, Neo & Mercury) going to be adopted by these two? Just why?

Riot:*to Summer & Tai* Yes?

Summer:*smiling sweetly at him* Hi! I'm Summer! What's your name? And how old are you?

Riot: Hello Summer. My name is Riot...Just Riot. And I'm 8 years old.*looks at Tai* Who's he?

Tai:*smiles at him* Names Taiyang. Tai for short. And guess what?

Riot: What?

Emerald:*sticking her head out the door* Hey Riot! I packed your stuff for you! Cause we're getting adopted by two hunts-*sees the three adults*-oh here they are.

Riot:*surprised*😲 What?

Summer:*patting his head* That's right. We're your new family!*smiles sweetly at him*

Riot: Family? I have. A family?

Tai & Summer:*smiles at him*😁 Yep!

Riot:*looks down still surprised*...*looks up at them* When do we leave?

Summer:*narrowing her eyes at Lady Kite* As soon as someone gets all paperwork & documents ready.

Lady Kite:*now afraid of Summer* R-Right! Of course!*leaves*

Timeskip to late evening on the Bullhead back to Patch

On the way back to Patch. As they were riding, Emerald, Neo & Mercury fell asleep on Summer's lap. While Riot and Cinder stayed awake. Thinking what their new lives are going to be like.

Tai:*checking the documents* Huh? Neo's the same age as Ruby.*to Cinder* And you, Emerald & Mercury are the same age as Yang.

Cinder & Riot: Who's Yang & Ruby?

Summer: Your new sisters.

Cinder: So, Yang is 7 and Ruby is 5?

Tai: Yep.

Riot: And I'm the older brother.

Summer: And Neo's the baby sister as she's 2 weeks younger than Ruby.

A/N: I have no idea when's Neo's birthday is.

Cinder:*chuckles* As always is.

Tai:*realization* Shoot. We need more beds.

Cinder & Riot: Oh...

Summer: Or...?

Tai, Cinder & Riot: Or...?

Summer:*singing* Bunkbeds!

*window crack*

Emerald & Mercury:*waking up* Are we there yet?

A/N: This "" means sign language.

Neo:*waking up* "What happened?"

Tai:*not knowing sign language* Wut?

Riot: "Just Summer's bad singing. Go back to sleep."

Neo:*silent yawn* "Yeah, nighty-night."

Riot: "Nighty-night."

Neo falls back to sleep in Summer's arms as the 2 adults looked at Riot with amazement.

Riot:*looking at both of them* What?