Just some talk, such as telling someone close about what is going on at the home of Christina Éclair, and obviously we know who this someone is for Lincoln, and some of the others have to know as well. Then comes in something for tomorrow, the birthday of Luna's babe. Enjoy reading this chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"What the Shark did..."
(November 9. Silva Hound House.)
School is done for the day and Principal Ramirez is gonna be in the hospital due to an accident with the janitor, the local soccer team and the Tech club, and there's a lot of hurt folks from the collision, and Stella Zhau is sent to be treated for her injuries, but I think I'm getting off topic here.
We go to the backyard, and this is where Lincoln is talking with the gal of his life, Jordan Rosato. Jordan is in a total cluster. "Dang, Vark is now mating with Ms. Éclair? Belle Éclair? Also known as one of the top supermodels of Royal Woods? Christina's mom? Holy cow! Vark, what the hell?"
Lincoln nods. "Yeah, I know. We all couldn't believe it either, but Vark nailed it way better, and he makes Ms. Éclair feel happy and comforted and I am chill with it, and I am surprised that Christina is fine with it... I mean, she knows that her mom has gone through so much since the loss of her husband."
Jordan also nods. "Yeah, that does sound about right. I mean, I guess I am alright with this as well. Just as long as we keep this secret between us and..." She then looks to the neighbor. "Is Mr. Grouse there?"
Lincoln shakes his head in denial. "Nope, Grouse said that he is going to spend the rest of his month with his family somewhere else, to spend Thanksgiving, So we're safe from his eavesdropping, at times he does that and he tries to stay out of our business."
Jordan nods and then she asks. "Vark is a good pet, and friend. I think he should have this... I mean, has he ever had a time like that with some lady in hell?"
Lincoln recalls from Velvet. "No... He hasn't. Because he doesn't give a shit about the strippers and porn stars, and he always liked being with Vox, and trying to please him, and at times he didn't like it when Vox would ignore him and always go for Valentino... So, Vark might have been a virgin, the first time he had sex with Belle Éclair... I guess that makes sense, right?"
Jordan nods. "Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Glad you could share this with me, and I will keep this a secret." She then kisses his cheek.
Lincoln smiles and he shares a small kiss with Jordan, and while they do this Taylor is they're next door neighbor and she is behind the tree in her backyard and is a bit surprised. 'Holy. Fucking. Shit! That Shark demon pet, had sex with the hottest woman in town? Dang, lucky...'
'I'm not telling anyone, they have my trust. I am not gonna let anyone else know about this. I am they're friend and sure to shit that I am not breaking that trust from Silva Hound... After all, he changed me into who I am now, and though I lost family... I managed to find someone who could guide me.'
(Inside the Silva Hound House.)
Right now, Blitzo is having a talk with Loona and also with them are Moxxie and Millie, oh and Lucy and EveLynn and the hellhound is telling them about what had gone down the other day. Moxxie then asks. "So, Vark is gonna be the sex pet of Belle Éclair?"
Loona nods. "Apparently she is fine with the big guy and the rest of us are as well. We didn't think we would ever figure out what the fuck does Vark do when he is not around, but now we know and he is fucking it up with a human lady, at her home on her bed..."
Millie is surprised. "Oh wow... Well, do they use a condom?"
Loona nods. "From what she told me, yeah they do. Also, Vark is something I did not see coming, I mean we all know he is a natural wildlife from hell, a natural hellborn beast, but to just do that and mate with... Sorry, fuck it up with a human is something else."
Lucy is speechless. "Wow. At least she won't be pregnant with his offspring, though I doubt she could sustain such infants or eggs inside of her."
EveLynn pinches the bridge of her nose. "Luce, a bit too much there and dang, Vark is wicked epic. I didn't think he would nail it with a female or mate, and yet he got laid with an actual woman, a woman from earth, from our town of Royal Woods! Hot dang, right guys?"
Loona chuckles. "Yeah, but I do need to know. Are you guys chill with this and not gonna tell anyone else about this shit?" She looks to all of them sternly and so they all comply.
Moxxie. "Well, as long as it makes Ms. Éclair happy and comforted, then I guess it doesn't seem to be my business to intervene. She made this choice herself and her daughter is fine with it and so are the others. So, I guess this is "Chill" with me."
Millie. "As long as nothing bad is happening, then I am alright as well."
Lucy. "Seems fine to me, I am just glad we aren't keeping this from each other and that you told us. Vark is family to us as well, and Edmund's Card Playing buddy..." they are all confused and look to Lucy. "Sometimes I see them playing cards and betting stacks of fresh meat."
EveLynn. "Well, I guess I am alright with this shit. Heck, Vark is someone I would cheer on because he got it good and nailed his life. I mean, a demon shark getting laid with a human woman? Dude, he is the luckiest demon alive."
They then look to Blitzo and he seems stern and then Loona asks. "Blitzo?"
Blitzo then stands up. "I am gonna go to the kitchen... And make Vark a celebratory for getting laid fucking dinner and cake! That's what I like to see, our own doing something that makes us proud!" He then goes to the kitchen to make the food and the others chuckle at this. Classic weirdo Blitzo.
(Sharp Residence.)
Right now, Luna Silva Hound and Sam Sharp are both strumming some tunes and also Luna told her about what went down with the Éclair's at their own house and this surprises Sam to the core. "Whoa! Lunes, that is... Whoa, Vark?"
Luna nods. "Yup, Vark has himself a sex life, well a sex life to comfort someone who is in need of comfort because he shows the same comforting views as her husband from long ago, and it is quite sad that she is still haunted and mourning over the loss of her husband."
Luna then looks out the window. "Ms. Éclair may have her daughter to spend time with, but finding someone who would give her comfort and treat her not for her outside beauty is something she would seek, someone she could love and enjoy and..."
Sam then asks. "Is she gonna marry Vark?"
Luna is surprised to hear this. "Whoa. Whoa, what?! For reals, Sammy I doubt that can even be possible. I mean, he's from hell and Ms. Éclair is from earth, and... Vark is more of a pet, and something that is..." She then thinks about this. "Huh, I don't know if Vark is a sinner, or if he is a... Is he a hell born being?"
Sam snickers. "Well, calm down there, Lunes. Perhaps some real answers can come soon. Now, I wanna ask something..." she then blushes. "When you saw the footage... How did Belle Éclair look?"
Luna blushes and she recalls how the woman looked and smirked. "Sammy, let me tell ya this, babe. We have seen that sexy lady on magazines and on TV, but to just watch a footage of her gating naked and having sex, now that sure was something... Sam, you should've been there with me..."
Sam smiles. "Oh, I wish I would. I mean, every once in a while I spot Belle Éclair on magazines and TV, she is smoking sexy hot, she has the hips, the waistline and the legs to make it worth the whole and her body just gets me feeling like a rockstar on stage and dancing like god damn crazy."
Luna also recalls. "Just seeing her bare chest, I have never seen something that luscious and incredible and I know you would've loved to see them and her bare naked below... God, I wish that was me with her in bed and rockin' it all night long."
Luna and Sam just imagine how they would be with Belle Éclair at night. "What I would fucking do to rock out and spend one god damn bed of romance with that sexy supermodel lady." the two teens look to each other, blush and chuckle at what they just said in unison.
Luna smirks. "Yeah, we're both all fucking crazy all over the place, huh babe?"
Sam smirks. "Damn right, babe and we both wanna rock the body of Belle Éclair, I mean a lot of guys do as well, right? Heck, I think I recall one of our teachers looking at a magazine of her, at the back of the school!"
Luna gasps hearing this. "Dude! What did you do?"
Sam smirks. "Reported him for fapping at the back of school property and he doesn't know who I am. I had to do to the right thing or someone else is gonna see this, and luckily my name is not known by the teacher and he's gonna be enjoying his suspension until December starts, sucks to be that asshole."
Luna chuckles, and then the duo go back to strumming onto their guitars, and then Luna recalls something else. 'Right, tomorrow is all about Sam Sharp and from what I do recall... Her 'rents have the whole thing staged at the local place we go to sometimes... Bangers n' Mosh.'
'I already got the gift for Sammy, and I know she's gonna love it...' she then blushes. 'She might have an awesome birthday in the day time, but I am gonna give her one rockin birthday night and it's gonna be all about her, all night fucking long.'
Then Luna recalls something. 'Wait, Delilah's birthday is the day after Sam's...'
(I.M.P Headquarters.)
Right now, we see the loyal receptionist and new book keeper, Marcy and she is handling incoming calls and other stuff, and she is done checking on any emails and most of it seems like the usual shitty junk mail and she manages to dump that retarded shit.
Delilah sighs and she checks on her phone, and then she notices the calendar and what it says. 'Tomorrow is the birthday of Samantha Sharp, the girlfriend of Luna Silva Hound and the day after is... the day after is supposed to be my birthday party but...'
'There doesn't seem to be any reason for me to even celebrate it. I mean, I am a sinner and I am not a demon or hellborn, I am forged from sin and came to die here and be... Oh fucking shit... There'd be no reason for me to even celebrate my birthday, it's a huge waste of time and... I wish there was...'
'No, Delilah. You are a sinner and that's how it always has to be. No chances for me to even celebrate something that is meant for those who have ages, I can celebrate others birthday's, but not the birthdays that are mine... I just, I gotta accept who I am and who I always will be, Delilah Silver: Sinner, receptionist and Book Keeper, of I.M.P.'
Delilah then goes through some messages and notifications from the others she sees as her friends, the other sinners, and then she sees something. 'What the heck?! Velvet, that is disturbing, a cake made of other demons?! Ah, shit that is twisted! Yet again, she is crazy...'
To be continued in the next chapter folks!
A/N: Looks like all of them are alright with the whole ordeal of Vark, and coming tomorrow is the birthday party, the 17th birthday party of Samantha Sharp, and after that is... Delilah, her birthday... Does it even count to celebrate it? Guess we'll have to find out. Leave a review and tell me what you all think folks!
FYI: This is for THE-LOGO, I don't need to hassle with another annoyance, I got TexasRanger1996, and I'm still trying to ignore the bastard. Because I know Blocking him is not gonna do shit to shut him up.
How the hell did that renegade from the West even find ny stories? I mean, where did he come from?
Date made: 9/10/21 – 9/11/21.