Time for Alastor to do what Lori requested, a special birthday gift extraction for dear Leni Magne, and it'll be very entertaining for the radio demon. Something he hasn't done in a long, long time when it comes to folks who make things... Personal and messing with the two daughters of Magne is a personal thing for the Radio Demon. So, enjoy reading this Alastor chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Alastor's Hunt."
(The Hazbin Hotel, Pentagram City Pride Ring, Hell.)
Another day has come, and for the Radio Demon within the hotel, he is already dressed for the day in his usual attire, and he fixes everything about him and he appreciates what Niffty did to some of the wears and tears on his clothing, he just wishes she didn't sneak into his room a lot.
Alastor hums and then fixes his tie, but then Lady G Valentine comes over and she helps him. "Going somewhere, hon?"
"Indeed I am. A personal business from an ally whom requested of me to handle, and I managed to get the information I needed to find this fellow that I am hunting. It feels so good to hunt once more, and you can come along as well, my dear." Alastor turns around and he shares a small kiss with his beloved.
Lady G smirks. "As fun as that hunt would sound, I am afraid I have to decline my dear. I have to help prepare the plans for the birthday of Leni tomorrow, and Charlotte trusts me with the plan, as well as Vagatha and Lori. But, do go and make sure that the hunt goes well."
Alastor snickers. "I always do, my dearest beloved Georgia." He then checks the time. "In which I should be going, I have a friend to meet and pay him for giving me this information..." He then grabs the bag, but then he looks angered. "But if this information is false, then there is nowhere in hell where he can hide from me!"
Lady G snickers and she kisses Alastor again and then she speaks. "Go, and make sure Sir Pentious is brought in, dead or alive. Like old dang times."
Alastor is not surprised that his beloved knows who he is after and he just snickers. "He shall not escape what I have intended for him. I can assure you that." Alastor then heads to the door, but then he stops. "Oh, and one more thing my dear. I might run late when coming back here, so I will not be doing my usual radio announcement this afternoon."
Lady G smirks. "I'll handle that one, I know how you handle the systems and the works, now go and hunt down the former kingpin and fucking tear him a dang new one. South style."
Alastor chuckles and he leaves the room and he pays no attention to the other sinners or even Vaggie who walk by him, he is too focused on one thing and that is to find and capture the serpent sinner and former kingpin, Sir Pentious.
Lori Magne leaves her bedroom and she sees Alastor walk by and he seems quite serious in his grin, and deep down she knows why. 'He did it. Alastor found Sir Pentious, and he has to be going after him. Well, as much fun as it would be for me to come along and kick that sinner's ass... I should let him do this business, chances he might have something else in mind, for that son of a fucking asshole bitch!'
(Somewhere far from Pentagram City and Imp City.)
Now, not many folks would wander away from the safety and security of the two cities, but the Radio Demon doesn't mind. He is powerful enough to fend off any wranglers out here who would kidnap and do heinous acts to weary travelers, and some marauders see the radio demon, but dare not to attack him or else they will suffer the consequences.
Alastor then stops in place and he looks around. "Hmmm, I do recall that my informant said that the location of Sir Pentious should be around here, and yet there is nothing." He seems quite annoyed. "I am starting to think that the informant is messing with me, well when I find this fool I shall... What is this?"
Alastor sees a hooded figure with a long striped tail and horns sticking out, and the figure has four limbs and a scythe and the figure waves and then comes down and then speaks through the plague mask he is wearing. "Radio Demon, glad you showed up. Where's my payment?"
Alastor hands him the bag, and inside is the cash. "There it is, down to the last dollar. I believe this should cover up what I needed, my good man."
The sinner looks inside and his mask zooms in the lenses and then he closes the bag. "This will do, now the location of Sir Pentious' base is over the mountain, we can make it on..." Alastor snaps his fingers and both are sent through a portal below and are now on the other side of the mountain. "Huh, well that was fast. Look yonder, Radio Demon."
Alastor takes a look at the giant observatory base of Sir Pentious and Alastor knows this place. "I see that serpent fool has taken refuge inside of the old observatory that was once used for the purposes of seeking the earthly blood moon and the harvest moon, and also once used to see through the veil and find out what the heavens are up to. The telescope doesn't work and I doubt he can fix it despite his cunning and intelligence."
"Trust me, the observatory telescope hasn't moved, but the only activity there seems to be raw materials such as metal and other random stuff going inside the place, stolen stuff and that means Sir Pentious is up to something in there, something big and I am not sticking around to know what that kind of shit is." the sinner then takes his leave. "You know what you're doing, right Radio Demon?"
Alastor grins wickedly. "Don't be concerned about my well-being, my good man. Go on your way and I shall go onto mine, between me and that sinner... This will be very entertaining... for me." Alastor then walks towards the place.
The sinner smirks and then walks away. "Sir Pentious, prepare for a mother fucking ass whooping."
(Inside of this new Sir Pentious Lair.)
We now see the serpent mastermind villain, with an eye patch and a sinister laugh as he is preparing his latest invention, and all of the Egg Bois are scrambling (Get it?) with the materials needed for this to work, and the vile serpent former kingpin snickers at the electric sparks going everywhere and not even concerned that some of his Egg Bois are getting killed from the blasts.
"Yes! Yes! My latest creation is workin!" He then stops yelling. "Well, half of it." The serpent sinner slithers over and he checks his machine, which is a building sized arm and he sees it glowing and making some humming sounds. "This is going all too fucking good for me! When the rest of the parts are working, then Pentagram City and even Lucifer will suffer by my hands!"
Current appearance. Sir Pentious still has the same clothing and appearance, but he is missing a tentacle on his serpentine form, he is also sporting an eye patch to the left side and has plans to replace it with a robotic one, but he has other plans to handle and he is missing a fang.
Sir Pentious then pushes a button and a crane arm comes over and brings the large arm, to be welded onto the giant Egg Bois robot, which is incomplete on the left arm and the legs, but the torso is being built and the head is being constructed still.
All of this makes Sir Pentious snicker and laugh. "This is going all too well! My victory is assured and no one will stop me!" He then thinks about his plans again. "Alright, so before I do wreck some havoc across all of Pentagram City, I must seek the end of that little bitch who always got in my way, Cherri Bomb. Perhaps I can own her, and tame her to be my bitch!"
"Then I shall go over and devastate that striped freak of a porn star, and then destroy his dance club, then that damned hotel is next! Afterwards I will capture and take control of those precious human blonde bitch daughters of Magne, and possibly see if I can tame the princess and..."
"You shall do no such act, you heinous fiend."
Sir Pentious is surprised by this voice, and he turns around and sees that it is who he knew. "Alastor?! What the fuck are you doing here?!"
All the Egg Bois back away as Alastor walks forward. "My treacherous foe, I am here to bring you in for the crimes you have committed. After all, what you did to Lori Magne and almost did to Leni Magne..." The Radio Demon's eyes glow. "Is all too personal to me."
Sir Pentious growls and he slithers to the head of the mech and then the head turns online. "You shall not stop me from my plans and you are not taking me in, because I am taking you out!" sir Pentious laughs evilly and the machine's eyes glow and look down to the Radio Demon. "I am so fucking evil, and you are so fucking dead!"
Alastor snickers. "Seriously, that will not do. Because apparently, you're too afraid to face me... One on one."
Sir Pentious should be taunted by this, and he feels like going after the radio demon and strangling him, but Sir Pentious holds his own. "Not today, Alastor! Those words of yours won't hinder me down, and you will suffer for entering my domain! Now, die!"
The robot then fires a laser beam from the eyes and all the Egg Bois scramble to find safety, while some arm up with weapons and attempt to shoot Alastor, but he sees all of this coming in a slow motion manner and he just snickers and grins. "Such tomfoolery from you little wretches."
Alastor's eyes glitch up and show static, and then they glow red and he blinks and they are normal, but in deep blood red color and he grins wickedly and snaps his fingers.
A portal opens and the beam goes through, another portal opens and this one is above the mech and the laser comes through and strikes the machine, the robot then loses control and the right arm falls and fires a hailstorm of missiles attacking the Egg Bois who are all being wiped out.
Sir Pentious is knocked out of the mech and he looks around and sees the damage his new lair has taken, in less than 4 minutes. "No! No! Not my new and awesome lair! I worked hard to make this look nice and my statue too!" He sees his statue falls apart and has killed some of the Egg Bois.
The whole place is starting to go ablaze from the fire that was sparked from the overloaded generators and fuel tanks. Then some portals are made and coming out are tentacles that grab all the Egg Bois and they are all dragged inside.
"Boss! Save us!"
"Boss, help us!"
"Boss, you haven't shot me with your ray gun, do it now before I go!"
All of the Egg Bois have been taken, and none of them left to escape and continue to survive.
Sir Pentious doesn't know what to do and he is confused and doesn't know how this went down so bad, then he feels the presence of someone behind him. "Alastor!" He turns around and he uses his claws to attack, Alastor, but the Radio Demon whacks the serpent sinner in the head with his staff and Sir Pentious falls to the ground and groans in pain.
Alastor then stands before Sir Pentious. "You little, little fool. Did you really think that you could still beat me?" Sir Pentious sees the menacing glare from the Radio Demon, and this drains the color from his body. "Also, to be honest with you. I don't think we have met before, which questions why you didn't like me. But then again, I am a very intimidating being."
Sir Pentious whimpers and tries to cover his face, but this makes Alastor grin and snicker. "Such cowardice, even from you, Sir Pentious." Then some tentacles grab the serpent sinner, and they punch him in the face and slam him around, then they force him to look upon Alastor.
"Now, seems like this business is over and you are coming with me. Because surely the lord of hell and his family would be pleased to see you, again. It will be very entertaining, for them." Sir Pentious gulps and he screams in horror at what he is about to endure tomorrow, but then tentacle shuts him up, and he is sent through a portal for safe keeping.
The last thing Sir Pentious sees is Alastor the Radio Demon waving at him with his signature sinister smile. Along with some final words. "Stay tuned, folks."
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Alastor has done it, he has found and taken down the Serpent sinner and former kingpin, Sir Pentious and all ready for the birthday of Leni Magne, tomorrow. I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 12/29/21.
