Thank you again towards "Marvelomac1010" for the concept of this and I look forward to what you have in store for the next one, and of course this is about a new problem and he is based off of an OC which I have made from "A Sparking Relationship" and then ranged towards "Family of Two." Time to see how the Silva Hounds deal with this jackass. Enjoy reading this new chapter folks!

Helluva Loud Adventures.
"The Rich-Moron."

(May 12. Silva Hound Residence.)

Just another normal day and the hellhound Loona has been given the day off, and she already has plans with her kids today, and their school day is almost done too. The back of her car is loaded with picnic stuff, and all she has to do now is wait for her kids to come through the portal from their schools.

'Alright, I have everything here and ready, and Lincoln and Luna will be home soon. Blitzo is busy ate the restaurant and sooner around this month Verosika Mayday will be back. Kinda fucking surprises me that she will not be going through her summer tour, well she might be part of the last month of summer tour.'

Then the portals open and coming through are none other but her kids. One portal has Lincoln Silva Hound and the other portal has Luna Silva Hound, and this makes Loona smile and she goes over and embraces her kids, and they too return the hug. "Glad you kids made it, now before we go..." they then depart from the hug. "Any homework or school stuff to deal with?"

Lincoln is the first one to speak. "Nope, no homework and everything seemed kinda chill today. Can't say much about Zach, he got hurt when he didn't see the wet floor sign."

Luna speaks next. "Nope, not a single hint of school work on me, mom. The only thing I got to deal with is the gig this Saturday at the local Burnt Bean, but that can wait."

Loona smiles. "Good to know, well we should get going and..." She then sees a limo arrive, a white and silver limo. "What the fuck is this shit?"

Lincoln is confused. "That doesn't look like a limo from anyone around town, and definitely not from Verosika either, I do recall that Gretchen Warwick is now a student here, but her limo is not that kinda color. Something doesn't seem right here."

The limo is then followed by some black cars, and the bodyguards come out and one of them opens the door of the limo and a rich man comes out and he sees the Silva Hound family, Luna then speaks. "Dude, you may have been lost. Because the snobby rich dumb place is not even in this town."

Lincoln on the other hand didn't like this. 'I am getting major bad vibes about him. He reminds me of Tetherby, and Leslie Silver. This all doesn't seem right, and who the heck is he anyway?'

The man smirks and then he asks. "My name is Edmund L.K Richmund, one of the richest men in the world. I am here to speak with Loona Silva Hound."

Loona scoffs. "Well, you're looking at her, weirdo stalker. Speak what you gotta say jackass and then get the fuck off of our property. We were about to have our own family moment here, punk." She then secretly uses her phone, and she messages some friends to come because a rich jerk is here, by the name of Edmund L.K Richmund.

Edmund L.K Richmund is impressed by the hellhound humanoid and then he speaks. "You see, I have seen and heard about who you are and what you have done, and also the skills and power you have within. I am here to make an offer, I have a job opening for a personal secretary within my ranks and I am here to tell you that you have made..."

"No!" Loona glares at the man in anger, and so does Lincoln and Luna. They know what that means, and to fucking hell it wasn't gonna happen. "I was the secretary for the whole assassin's gig we had, I am not looking forward to being a personal one, because I am no one's fucking mutt! Do you hear me dumb fucking jackass retard?!"

Richmund is surprised by this and then he calms down and speaks. "Now, now. I don't think we are on the right terms here, and perhaps you have misunderstood what I have spoken. Now, name your price and it shall be done, you will gain much more in being my personal secretary..."

Loona then has her eyes glow red and she talks back at this turd. "No. I know what kind of rich dumb fucker you are, and that kinda jackass dick shit is something I will not, and shall not be involved with. Because I have no means or fucking plans to be some rich assholes little slut."

"No fucking amount of zero's on the check is gonna make me give up what I have or even side with some small dicked piece of Spanish shit hole. I am alright with the life I have, and I don't need to be with some fucker like you. Besides, I have a life and it's with my kids. I would never abandon them, I will always be there by their side and you are not gonna make me do shit!"

Lincoln and Luna are touched to hear this, Loona always loves her kids and they are so motivated to help her kill this man, Loona then yells. "Now get the fuck out of here before someone ends up crucified in Lucifer's Palace!"

Those words were not pleasing Richmund and his guards were ready to attack, but he calls them off. "Look, you are making a mistake in not taking my generous offer, you will be making more cash if you become my personal secretary and a better life than this... far better than being with these useless children." Those words were fighting words and this is making the Silva Hounds pissed off.

"Now, you shall accept my offer and become my personal secretary and leave this Podunk town and these little wretched children. You will be what I desire and shall not refuse, because I am Edmund L.K Richmund and I always get what I want, or we can do this the hard way." He snaps his fingers.

The guards all get ready to attack, but this doesn't scare the Silva Hounds, and Lincoln growls and has his claws ready and so does Luna and Loona. Loona then speaks. "This shit doesn't scare us, we can kill these assholes, and then that fucker is next!"

Then something large flies by and it was a large recycled Combat Chinook and bailing out is Athena and she has a battle axe in hand and she is armed and ready. Then a portal opens and Velvet comes through and she has her great knife and a mace.

Then another portal opens and Blitzo comes through with his sniper rifle and flintlock pistol, then the Demonic Wyvern Edmund lands down and roars and onboard is Lucy with her knives, Moxxie with a mini-gun, Millie with a katana and EveLynn with a baseball bat with nails and barbed wire.

Another portal comes through and Cherri Bomb comes out with a Tank, with Angel Dust and he has his arms ready with his Submachine Guns, even Vortex showed up and he has brass knuckles and a bazooka, and then Vark breaks from the manhole and he roars and is ready to kill.

Richmund is surprised seeing these demons, and then Loona opens the car and she grabs the MG42 and then she tosses a G43 Sniper rifle to Luna and a Bren LMG to Lincoln and they point their weapons at the rich guy and his guards and this scares them. The guards just have pistols and these demons are armed with other stuff.

Lincoln smirks. "Make your move, reindeer games. Make your fucking move." The combat chinook lowers down and then shows a compartment revealing dual armour piercing machine guns and Tannins is piloting this aircraft.

Loona growls. "So, what's it gonna be jackass turd?"

Richmund didn't like this. He then snaps his fingers and all of the guards head back into the black cars, and Richmund returns to his limo, and then he looks back to the others. "This is not over! I will get what I want, and I always get what I want. Nobody denies me of my rights, because I am Edmund L.K. Richmund!" He then gets into his limo and he drives off.

They all watch as the rich guy drives off, and with his guards following, but then Loona uses the book and one of the black cars falls into a portal. "And he's smoking it down in the magma pits at Wrath Ring." The others all cheer and laugh at what went down.

Luna then looks to the others. "That guy was a total jerk, and we showed him that we don't need no rich snob education."

Loona then speaks. "Thanks for the help guys, even though we could've taken them."

Blitzo smirks. "We're all family here, and friends. We weren't gonna let some rich turd get to ya, even though you three can kill them all with no problems."

Cherri Bomb then reverses her tank. "Would've been fun if we blasted them, but making them scared is better. Tell us when he comes back, then we'll destroy him." Angel Dust and Vortex hop onboard and head back to the Hazbin Hotel.

Loona then thinks about this and she looks towards Tannins. "Try and get anything you could know about him, chances he'll be back and we also need to know where he is holding out."

Tannins nods. "Seeing that he showed up, I shall do as you request. Chances he might be somewhere outside of the town."

Loona nods and then she looks to the limo that is no longer in view. 'That fucker is not done yet, and if he does come back, then we have to be ready for what he has planned next.' Lincoln and Luna stand with the hellhound and she pulls her kids close to her, even they know that this thing is not over.

Blitzo is now concerned about this. 'Shit. This is what I was kinda afraid of, a teenage Goth girl who will have a lot of freaks drooling all over her, but knowing that we are here, and living life with the good folks, seems like either human or hellhound, freaks still wanna drool all over her, even the rich ones. Well, there is no fucking way am I gonna let some asshole get to my family.'

Velvet then comes over and she has a tray of brownies. "Anyone want some? I made them earlier."

They don't know that Merris noticed this and she calls her partner to look into the man known as Edmund L.K Richmund, because she knows that Loona might be right. That rich guy won't give up and he will return to get what he desires.

"To be continued in the next chapter folks! "

A/N: The rich guy showed up and wanted the hellhound, and fled telling that this is not done, and if he does come back, then what the fuck does he have planned next? I hope you all enjoyed reading this new chapter folks!
Date made: 3/11/22.