Now, I did accidentally bailed out on what was supposed to happen, and so I believe the time has come to make what could possibly the best, and ultimate of the grandpa contests ever! An epic and ultimate clash, from the ones from Great Lakes City, from Royal Woods and one from Hell. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Grandpa Clash Royale."
(November 28. Somewhere in Tall Timbers Park, Royal Woods Michigan.)
We arrive to this location, and a motorbike arrives, with a sidecar, and who are they? Danny Puga, and Hector Casagrande. The two old guys are wearing sunglasses and walk slowly, but then Hector trips and falls face first to the ground, but he gets back up and he continues to walk with Danny, slowly.
They then meet with the folks they wanted to see, and they are: Albert (Pop-pop) Willard, Blitzo and Lucifer M. Morningstar, and the lord of hell smirks seeing them, and he also recorded the whole thing.
The two old guys from Great Lakes city smirk seeing them and then Danny speaks. "Looks like the Lord from Hell showed up? Well, this should be interesting. I am surprised you did show up."
Lucifer smirks. "I am surprised someone like you still needs wheels to maneuver, and for a second I thought you needed a walker for that one."
Everyone is surprised by those words, and then Lilith calls out. "That is how it is done!" she is with Charlie, Myrtle (Gran-gran), Verosika Mayday, Lincoln, Loona, Luna, Lori, Leni, Lucy, EveLynn, Lana, Lisa, Lucy and Luan, and of course, Velvet. They didn't expect Lucifer to talk back like that, and with such an attitude too. Charlie feels bad about this.
Danny snickers. "Whoa, man. Nice come back, I am impressed." He then looks to the others. "You two old guys ready for this thing?"
Albert chuckles. "As ready as I'll ever be."
Blitzo then speaks. "I might not be old, but that grandpa name is something I hold true and dear to me, so fucking hell I am so ready for this bullshit!" Then he looks towards Hector. "What about you Bodega man?"
Hector smirks and removes his sunglasses. "That sounds like a cool name, and I am as ready since the day I learned to tie my shoe laces on my own!" He says that with pride, and Danny face palms at how dumb that sounded, and everyone else is confused by his comeback.
Then Lincoln calls out. "Hey, where the heck are the others from Great Lakes City?"
Hector then explains. "Busy with stuff, they couldn't come and wished they could, but I promised that we would record the whole thing, kinda like a sports game thing."
"Then in that case!" Velvet is now wearing a dress that looks like her usual clothing, but is in the pattern of a sports Referee and she has a microphone. "Alright you old farts, and Lucifer. I want a nice, clean and calm clash of the old guys and no other cheating, or else someone is losing their hands!"
They all are confused by those words, and they let the battle of the grandpas, commence. Deep down, Loona is grateful for one thing. 'At least Stolas, Stella and Octavia aren't here, or else they might mention, Paimon. We don't wanna have him here, on earth.'
(Grandpa Battle Royale Montage!)
First Round: Fishing! We go to the Tall Timbers Lake, and Hector throws a net and he manages to snag a lot of fish, and Albert does the same, and he gets a lot of fish. But then Danny comes out from the water, and he carrying two nets with fish. But then a portal opens from beneath the waters and a giant dead demon salmon surfaces and Blitzo is on top, but then a giant dead Crucible Crab surfaces and Lucifer is onboard.
Point to Lucifer.
Second Round: Arm Wrestling! Where Danny manages to beat both Albert and Hector, then it goes to Lucifer who beats Blitzo. But the lord of hell beats Danny, and he does so while blindfolded and facing the other direction.
Point to Lucifer.
Third Round: Drinking Prune Juice! Albert and Hector manage to hold it in after five bottles of Prune Juice, but Danny can't take it after three bottles, but everyone sees Blitzo and Lucifer are still going, and are at the fifteenth bottle, but then both stop and need the bathroom, but Lucifer needs his bathroom, why? It won't end well if he is on a human toilet.
Point is a tie between Lucifer and Blitzo.
Fourth Round: Strength of the old guys! Hector only manages to carry Lalo, and a large wheelbarrow filled with tamales, Albert carries the bench with Lincoln, Lucy, Lana and Lisa. But Danny carries two benches that have the others, but Lucifer is lifting a bus filled with old folks. Something the others cannot do, but Danny sorta manages, well for two seconds before getting crushed, someone get him some medical help please!
Point goes to Lucifer and Danny.
Fifth Round: Amazing Cooking skills! Hector attempts to make Tamales, and that doesn't go so well. Hector really wants to know how does Rosa do it, but Albert makes some delicious chicken omelets, while Danny knows how to cook it good with a Calzone, but they see that Blitzo and Lucifer take it to a whole new level, as Blitzo makes three dishes from his restaurant, and Lucifer makes three apple based dishes, and they are delicious and amazing.
Point goes to Lucifer and Blitzo.
(End Montage!)
As the clash of the elderly comes to a closing, we now see who can survive with the most extreme thing they can ever do! Starting with, Danny Puga.
Danny is on his motorbike, and he revs up his ride, and he takes off and is driving on a bumpy and rocky road, but then he kicks up the speed and he sees the ramp, he makes the jump and he goes over one football field of tires and old cars, he is jumping over the dump and he nails the landing and everyone cheers. "Heh, and that is how extreme I am, baby."
After that, Albert Willard showed his extreme side, by using a paintball gun and he does this blindfolded as he goes through the whole paintball battle location which is somewhere outside of Royal Woods, and he defeats everyone there, even Rick Rosato was there. "And that is how extreme I am!"
Now, Hector seems ready for another bull ride, but this time he takes it to the extreme and paid cash to ride the angriest cow in all of Michigan, and he lasts pretty long riding her, and even after being kicked off, he manages to get out of the way, and lasso's the mad cow. "This is how the grandpa makes it extreme!"
Blitzo on the other hand, he is taking it to his extremes and he races around on the back of a fire horse, blindfolded and he shoots with his sniper rifle, and Verosika Mayday volunteers as the target with the apples, and he doesn't miss or even hit her with the shots. "That is how I am fucking extreme losers!"
They all watch, as the Lord of Hell shows them what he can do, and he is wearing his singlet swimming attire, which Lilith whistles too, and Charlie sees this as embarrassing, and they watch as Lucifer dives into the sea of burning magma and suffering, and he doesn't seem fazed by the demonic sea beasts that lurk there, in fact he punches one away and that is enough to scare the others.
They watch as Lucifer makes it to the other side, and this surprises everyone and they all cheer at what they have seen.
Velvet then blows the whistle and she makes the announcement. "After seeing who has become the dominant one, the winner is none other than Lucifer Morningstar!" Everyone else claps and cheers, and Lilith, Charlie, Lori and Leni go over and hug him, and Lucifer cheers as well, he won.
Blitzo smirks and claps. "Yup, he knows how to make it better. That, and he is the lord of hell and has powers beyond everybody else."
Albert also smirks. "The devil himself knows how to be a better and awesome grandpa than any of us."
"He did stuff we couldn't do, and did insane and yet awesome stuff we can't even keep up with, and you know what, I am alright with this" replied Hector as he claps.
Danny chuckles. "Gotta say, for someone who is way older than any of us, he sure can make things extreme. Heck, I bet he can ride a bike upside down, and this just came to my head. What if we did this once a year?"
They liked the sound of this idea, and then Lucifer speaks. "My elderly friends, I am sorry for wining, but I did want to show that I am amazing. But, you four have proven yourselves as well, and that just goes to show that you four are as good and awesome grandfathers as I am, and today we are all winners. But, what you suggested sounds like a good idea, next year we shall see who is far better than the rest!"
Blitzo, Albert, Danny and Hector smirk, and then with Lucifer they cheer. "Grandpa's for life!" then all five of them wear sunglasses, and they walk away slowly from everyone.
The others are confused from this and then Loona speaks. "So, now what?"
Lilith smirks. "Seems like those four have become friends, and that means I need friends, from earth."
Lincoln sighs. "Something tells me, that those five are going to be doing more than just what they did when the next year comes. This is... This sure is gonna be something, something insane."
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Just something that is advanced after the whole grandpa showdown many, many chapters ago, and yeah they will have another one. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 9/12/22 – 9/13/22.