The Torchwood Drabble Files

by badly-knitted

A collection of Torchwood drabbles that continues to grow. Thanks to everyone who's making this possible. You're greatly appreciated, so I'm reinstating an old game - the writer of every 100th review gets to request a drabble/ficlet of their choice. Still using a T rating to cover anything I might write, just to be safe.

1922. No Means No

Title: No Means No

Author: badly-knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto.

Rating: PG

Written For: Challenge 630: Naughty at tw100.

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: Jack is being a nuisance.

Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Double drabble.

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"Jack, stop it!" Ianto batted his lover's hand away.

"Stop what?" Jack was all innocence.

"Don't give me that; you know what! I've got a ton of work to do and the last thing I need is you trying to distract me!"

"Trying?" Jack gave a wicked smirk. "I thought I was succeeding."

"This isn't some kind of game!" Ianto was really becoming annoyed now, dodging Jack's groping hands.

"Of course it is. I want to play, you play hard to get, but we both know I'll win in the end."

Ianto caught Jack a stinging slap across the back of his hand. "Not now! I mean it, Jack; if I don't get this finished today you can forget about 'playing' for the foreseeable future! No means no, it's not a invitation to try and change my mind!"

"Since when?"

"Since forever! If you weren't my boss I'd report you for sexual harassment."

"But I'm your boyfriend!"

"Therein lies my problem."

"You really mean 'no'?"

"I really mean it."

Jack wilted.

"I'm sorry. Don't be mad."

"Honestly, I sometimes wonder why I put up with you!"

"Because I'm like a cream cake; naughty but nice."

Ianto couldn't argue with that!

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The End