Continuing off from previously, and this is where the conflict ignites, and everything falls apart, and the truths will be revealed. Thanks again to "Marvelomac1010" for the concept to the total change from the episode "EXES and OOHS" Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"Of Exes & OOHS part 2."
(June 07. Knolastname Mansion. NotaMafia Town, Greed Ring.)
The next day, and we see Moxxie is headed for his father, but then he meets with Millie. "Hey Moxx, have you see the girls lately?"
Lincoln looks around. "We have been looking for them, and there doesn't seem to be any trace of them anywhere, and we can't seem to pick up their scent."
Blitz then speaks. "Has to do with the new floor wax, their stupid butlers and fuckers waxed the floors this morning before all of us even got up."
This confuses Moxxie, and also fills him with concern. "Hey, hey. There he is, the man of the hour. I wanna speak with ya about something, Moxx and it is very private." The others didn't quite like this, but then Moxxie speaks.
"Guys, go and find the girls. I need to have a word with my father." they can tell that he's got this, and so they head off to look for Lucy and EveLynn, and Moxxie follows his father into the meeting room of the family.
Chaz is with Crimson and he grins, and then Crimson speaks as he lights his cigar. "Today is the big day son, and soon everything will be..."
"I'm not doing it, sir" replied Moxxie sternly.
"What was that?" Crimson doesn't sound pleased. "I couldn't hear what those words were, over the count of you being such a whiny little bitch."
Moxxie then grabs the cigar, and the champagne bottle and he throws them away. "I said I am not doing it, sir." He then looks to his father sternly. "I have spent my whole life being afraid of you, but I am not gonna give up the only good thing that I have just so you could keep your fragile little sense of control over everything, because mom did teach me right, and I have never ever forgotten her words ever."
"I have a wife, a beautiful and loving wife, two amazing part-time jobs, to which one that makes me normal and the other that makes me feel like a total bad ass and mostly, Millie and I have two daughters, whom we love a whole lot and would be there to help them through problems which you have never helped me. Because I am a father, a far better dad than you ever would have been, and mom would've been proud of me and the children which we have adopted."
"I am leaving dad." Moxxie gets up. "And if you and this shit faced clown over here try to stop me..." He then goes closer to his father, with an aura of intimidation. "You will learn first-hand just how good that I have gotten from my job, and my life..." but then he is grabbed by one of the goons and tazed, and knocked out.
Crimson scoffs and Chaz just grins, and then Crimson looks to his henchmen. "Now, take care of the others and don't let them try and call for help."
(At the front yard.)
We see Blitz, Loona, Millie, Lincoln and Luna looking for the girls, and then Loona hears something. "Guys, over here." they go to the car of Chaz and they break it open, and there they see Lucy and EveLynn.
"Girls?!" Millie is surprised, but then they hug her and she hugs them back. "What are you two doing in there?"
Lucy then explains. "Mom, this whole thing has been a setup and all of us are in danger!"
This confuses them and Luna asks. "Wait, wait. Hold it there, what do you dudes mean?"
EveLynn then explains. "Moxxie is gonna get married today, forced into marriage to Chaz so he can be part of the family, but here's the real kicker Chaz isn't even rich he lied! This is proof!" She shows them the receipts, the other papers and the plan he made.
This shocks them and Millie is now filled with so much anger, she then throws her knife to one of the goons who were coming for them, and then she throws an axe to another and this alarms the others. Blitz then throws a shuriken which he kept, and then he pulls out an M1 Garand Rifle, and he shoots some more goons who are coming out. "Oh, we are so fucked!"
Loona then grabs a car and throws it onto four goons, to which Luna throws a grenade and it blows up the car, and then she ducks from another goon, and then she pulls his throat out, and then punches away another, for Lincoln to impale with his claws, and then he throws this guy to the other goon, and then he leaps over and slices the guy's head off.
"We need to get Moxxie out of here, now!" yelled Blitz, they head to the front door, but it is locked. "Shit!"
Luna tries the gates to the side of the house. "They're locked too!"
Loona then sees the car of Chaz. "Guys, let's go and fucking crash that wedding!"
(At the back of the mansion.)
The car breaks down the blockade and runs over several goons, and they come out and see the reception is filled with seats and they have moving plastic dicks, Moxxie is in a wedding dress and tiedup and taped at the mouth and they even see Chaz and Crimson are here, but they are confused.
"Hey, what the heck is with the priest?" asked Lucy.
"I think the guy is some kinda preacher" replied Loona.
Blitz then yells. "We object!"
Millie has a look of murder in her eyes. "You want my husband, you're gonna have to try harder than that shit!"
EveLynn has her baseball bat, and Lucy has some potions, and her knives. Crimson sighs, and he snaps his fingers, and some goons show up to attack and the others also charge in to engage these guys.
Loona grabs her two kids and she throws them to two goons and they rip their heads off, and even shoot some in the heads, five of them in a straight row. Loona grabs a goon, and she rips his head off, and she uses the head and teeth to kill the other one. Loona then leaps over and she has a chainsaw and she splits one of the goons in half.
"Pays to have the special bag from Tannins!" Blitz then pulls out a mini-gun, and he opens fire on the other goons coming. He even throws some grenades using his tail and it is doing so much damage to the place, and then EveLynn dashes past him and she strike each enemy she sees, and makes sure they're bleeding all over.
Lucy is not threatened by all of this and she throws potions everywhere, and each one is either poison, angelic acid or something to turn the goons into something harmless, like paper. Lucy even throws a small wooden cube, and it traps the demonic goons inside, and then blood spills out. Millie, she is going to work and killing every single last one who gets in her way.
This upsets Crimson and he yells. "What the fucking hell are you idiots doing?! Kill them all! How fucking hard is it to kill a bunch of assassins?! What am I paying you assholes for?!"
Millie grabs one of the fake dicks, and she impales one of the goons with it, another one shoots at her, but she uses this odd weapon to spin and bounce the shots away from her, and she even catches a bullet with her mouth, and she spits it out killing that goon. Millie then gets hit by a chair, and she hits the car, she gets back up and she grabs Blitz and uses him as a weapon with his horns.
"Wow, ummm what the fuck?" Millie then throws Blitz and he has two knives, and he stabs two more goons, he throws the knives into the air and Millie leaps and catches them and she lands back down and slashes at the necks of two other goons. The preacher sees that this is all turning to shit, and so he leaves while flipping them off.
Millie grabs the lights from the party, and she strangles one of the shark demon goons, she then gets into the car, and she drives the vehicle and runs over and slaughters every single good coming, and the others leap over and get onboard, and they open fire and kill every single last goon that Crimson has sent, and he is running out of body guards.
The car heads for the altar, but it makes a screeching halt, and this scares Crimson and Chaz, but Moxxie finds everything to be amazing, and seeing his wife enraged is hot for his look. Millie comes out, and they all surround the altar. Millie then grabs another goon, and she grabs his face, and rips it right off, and then she shatters the skull and brain.
Millie then grabs Moxxie and she looks to Crimson, and he sighs and signals for her to leave with him. Millie snarls and she walks away, EveLynn then speaks. "Also, you are the worse parent in the world, asshole." she then throws the crowbar, and it shatters the window of the mansion, but it acts like a boomerang and shatters every single window in there, to which horrifies Crimson.
Chaz then speaks. "Hey, what about my wedding..." Lucy shoves one of the fake dicks into his mouth, and they take their leave.
Millie turns around and looks to the two demons in anger. "This ass, is mine!" She slaps Moxxie in the ass, and this makes him yelp a bit.
Then Lincoln throws a duffle bag to Crimson, and he catches it. Then Lincoln calls out. "By the way, you should know that Chaz is not rich. He's planned this whole thing to con you out of everything, so all of this is all his fault you pathetic easy to fool mafia wannabee inbred retarded fuck face."
They then take their leave, and they commandeer the helicopter and then head back to their home base.
Crimson looks into the bag, and he sees the unpaid bills, the overdue papers, rental receipts and the plan which Chaz made, and this causes Crimson to slowly look to Chaz with one menacing and stern glare.
Chaz manages to get the thing out from his mouth, but then he sees Crimson glaring at him and he nervously chuckles. He is in deep shit trouble.
(Royal Woods, Michigan.)
The portal opens, and it is above the Royal-Hela Outpost, and the helicopter lands and the group come out. Moxxie sighs. "Thanks guys, I just... Wow, that was intense and you all just trashed my father's home, which has never been done before."
"Yeah, well we fuck things up a lot and ruin a lot of shit" replied Luna, and she high gives with Lincoln.
Blitz then pats Moxxie on the back. "Hey, I have been down that road, but not the marriage part. So, we're both the same with one issue, we got daddy issues. You hate you're mafia dad and I fucking wanna kill my retarded father. So, I wanna say that I am glad we met and kinda became friends back then." This makes Moxxie smile, and he shakes Blitz's hand.
Then Millie, Lucy and EveLynn hug Moxxie, and he hugs them back. All of them happy that everything is back to normal, sorta. "Next time tell us if your dad is a psychopath, because we can handle it."
Lucy then asks. "We won't ask any more about your personal life dad."
Moxxie then speaks. "Perhaps, when the time is right. I will tell you girls, about who my mother was, and how she would be so happy to have met all of you." He then hugs his family again.
Lincoln then has some concerning thoughts. 'I don't think this shit is even done, because I can see that we might have made a new foe, and his name is Crimson.'
Tannins goes towards them and she sees Moxxie in the wedding dress. "I don't think I want to know..." she then looks to the aircraft. "I can only assume, that you want me to do something about this thing."
(Back at the Knolastname Mansion.)
We see Crimson hanging up the teeth of Chaz on the wall, but then he growls and he throws a knife to the image of Moxxie on the family portrait. "You think you can just do that to me and my house?! You got yourself into a whole new world of trouble and hurt, and next time... I'm going to come for your bitch wife, and those mistake children!"
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: Truths have been told, and a damned wedding stopped and everything going back to normal, for now that is. They now have another new issue, and his name is Crimson. I hope you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
In collaboration with "Marvelomac1010."
Date made: 3/14/23.