We're revving up and prepared for what is to come, but in the meantime a hero is in trouble and some sinner just made something disturbing and yet effective and yet dangerous and then leading to the boss and what he has to do. Enjoy reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Helluva Loud Adventures.
"A little bit chaotic today."
(July 23. Somewhere in Royal Woods, Michigan.)
A warehouse, which used to be a storage for baked goods ingredients, someone is here and kinda resides here too. Her name is Velvette and the place is dark, and inside she is brewing something big. She snickers and laughs and then she races around the giant pot and tosses in what she needs.
This pot is as big as a double decker bus. She tosses in everything needed. "Alright, Ten kilos of chocolate!" she tastes the chocolate. "Mmmm, Hershey's!" She then goes around the place. "More than ten tons of flour! Mix in four tons of Baking soda, and of course..." she pulls the rope. "Eggs!"
Eggs rain from the ceiling, and they land inside and get mixed in. "Now, to make sure this mixture is just right! The key ingredient, Cherries!" She dumps in a Cement Truck of cherries. She then kicks the vehicle away, and then she pulls the lever and a giant hand with a spoon comes out and mixes everything.
Velvette snickers and grins as what she made is now glowing bright purple, and then cherry red. "Yes, it's working! The whole thing is working, and soon what I have made... Will beat the competition at the Royal Woods Bake-off next month! Cherry Choco-Cookies, here we... Wait, did I accidentally added something that wasn't supposed to be in here?"
Velvette then checks the stuff she dropped into this mixture, and then she is shocked by what she added. "Huh, I must've grabbed this from Tannins when she wasn't looking. Oh well, I'm sure it won't do anything wrong to the..."
Then the cauldron shakes, and vibrates, and Velvette looks to what is about to happen, and then it stops. "Ha, I knew nothing would..." It shakes and rattles again, and then Velvette sees that what she has made is now slowly rising. Velvette looks up as this thing is growing and then she snaps a photo. "Now that is what I call progress!"
Then she is knocked back by the roar, and then she hits the wall. She hears a loud crashing, and she sees the hole on the wall, leading back to the town. "Oh boy, well this shit ain't good." she then calls someone. "Hey awesome bestie Lincoln, how're things going with you over there?"
Lincoln. "Hey, Velvette. So, I know that when you all me like this. It means, something bullshit happened."
Velvette chuckles and laughs. "What? Where did ya get that idea?"
Lincoln. "I haven't forgotten what you did back in Pentagram City when a giant cake monster was causing damage. Velvette, what the hell did you make this time and where the hell are you?"
Velvette remains silent and smiles and then she speaks. "Somewhere in Royal Woods?"
Lincoln. "Son of a... Are you serious right now?"
(Somewhere else in Royal Woods.)
Lady Ace lands down fist first to the ground, at the back of the bank and she sees five armed former marines who are robbing the bank truck. Lady Ace sees the truck has no driver or guard, and this angers her. "Alright, best you boys put the guns down and surrender now before you all end up in a whole new world of hurt."
The leader steps up, looking buff and has an M16 Assault Rifle. "We ain't scared of you bitch, especially with that sexy ass suit. Take her down!" They open fire on Lady Ace, but she makes a barrier to keep the bullets from harming her, so she makes another energy blast in a card shape and she throws it upwards.
The energy card comes back down and knocks away the guys with guns, but the blast also destroys their guns. "Damn it!" The men then have machetes and knives, and they charge at Lady Ace, but she moves fast and evades their attacks, and she grabs a knife and throws it, but it hits the other guy on the leg.
"Don't run with knives boys, that's dangerous." Lady Ace then grabs two men charging at her, and she punches them both and then leg sweeps the men. Then she grabs another guy going for her, and she throws him onto the bags of gold and he is knocked out. "You boys made the mistake, bringing knives to the wrong fight..."
But then the leader of the group throws a chain and this wraps around Lady Ace's neck. Lady Ace panics, and she struggles to get the chain off, and she is being pulled to the leader of the group. "Not so tough now, are ya bitch?" He uses his other arm, and throws another chain which wraps around her arms to her body. Then he pulls Lady Ace close to her.
"You can't beat us, we're not some petty crooks or easy to beat bad guys. We're elite, and well-trained, and you got nothing..." the man slaps the ass of Lady Ace, making her gasp and getting enraged. "All you got, is this sexy ass body!" He then elbows Lady Ace on the back, and then he spins the chains around and this causes Lady Ace to lose balance and she falls to her knees.
Lady Ace struggles, but the chains are wrapped around her and keeping her arms stuck, and then she sees the men in front of her, now with crowbars, and their leader as well. "You tried to give us a fight, you tried to stop us. Well, now it's our turn to give you the beating of a lifetime, and whole different world of hurt." They all snicker hearing this.
Lady Ace is angered hearing this, and she continues to struggle and try to take these guys down before they do something to her, but then the walls of the old building are destroyed, which they didn't see coming and they are all shocked to see this monstrous purple and cherry red thing, and it looks to be made of cookie batter, and has the cauldron for legs.
Lady Ace is surprised and confused. "Huh, you don't see that every day."
The man panic and try to run, but some of them are grabbed by the monster and devoured. Even the guy who was knocked out wakes up. "What the heck happened?" Then he is grabbed and the monster roars at him and he screams. "What the heck is happening?!" Then he gets eaten.
The leader of the group is confused, and he has his pistol and he tries to shoot. "What the heck is wrong with this town?!" But before he can do anything, Lincoln comes down from above, and he uses a sharp piece of a roof and he slices the man in half all the way down the middle, and his two halves fall to the ground.
Lincoln gets up and he growls. "Fatality." Then he sees the cookie batter monster. "God damn it, Velvette!"
The monster is about to attack, but then it stops and feels something is wrong. Before it knows it, the batter monster slowly melts and screams. "Oh, What a world..." They watch as it becomes nothing more than a cauldron with the cookie batter, now all complete and clean of what was making it alive.
Lincoln and the chained Lady Ace sees Velvette and she has a hose with water, leading to this water truck which she owns. "Hey Linc, I cleaned up my own mess. Turns out, the reason why it wasn't complete is because it needed more water that has sugar. Also, the chemical that made it alive was my bad and is also gone thanks to the water."
Lincoln is baffled. "So, is that thing fine now?"
Velvette tries the batter. "Yup, tastes delicious and nothing dangerous. Now, I can use this and win the bake-off next month!" Velvette carries the cauldron and she takes her leave.
Lincoln is so confused, but then Lady Ace speaks. "As kinky as this is to see me chained, this is not the right time. So, can you please help me." Lincoln blushes, but he shakes it off and he helps unchain her. "At least everything is Ace-Okay again, damn I didn't see that coming."
Lincoln chuckles. "Yup, classic Velvette. She did this in hell by accident, and it was a giant cake monster."
(Blitz-O's Diner.)
As the busy lunch rush is underway, Blitz is in his office and he goes through some mail which he got. "Junk mail. Junk Mail. Junk Mail." He tosses them to the trash can, but some land onto his dog, Auggie and he rips some of them apart.
Blitz sees this. "You know you're cleaning that mess up, right?" The dog looks to him and tilts his head, and Blitz smirks. "I don't think I can ever get mad at you, little dummy." He then continues his mail search. "Huh, this one is the bill, and this one is... A magazine? Huh, when did I order this?"
He then sees what this is about. "Wait, this is for Luna, and I think the mail man fucking got the address wrong or something." Then Blitz recalls something. "Speaking of which, I should ask Loonie on when Lunes comes back from the tour."
As Blitz is about to message his adopted hellhound daughter, he stops when he sees that he didn't close his photo gallery, and sees the photo of himself back when he was a little imp child and he sees his mother and also there, his twin sister who is older than him, Barbie Wire.
Seeing her, makes Blitz emotional and he sighs. Then he recalls how things have been, and how things have turned from shit to okay, and then he recalls the reason why his sister was in rehab in the first place, and this gives him some deep thoughts.
Auggie goes over, and tries to cheer him up, so Blitz picks up the little dog and rubs his head. "Tomorrow, I'm gonna go and see my sister. I don't even know, if she's aware of what's been happening... Maybe, we can make amends."
"To be continued in the next chapter folks!"
A/N: There was trouble, there was a cake monster, but everything is fine again and we all know what's gonna go down soon. I hope that you all enjoyed reading this newly posted chapter folks!
Date made: 7/10/23.
