Chapter 8 – At the Hyotto Pizzeria

Not far away from the Kimetsu Academy was the famous Hyotto Pizzeria, a popular hangout spot for many people. Currently, a man and a woman were sitting at a table together.

"So, what is it that you wanted to talk about? And why here?" asked the woman

"Hahaha! Patience, my dear friend! I will explain everything!" replied the man

"I have a bad feeling about this…" said the woman

The two were Nakime and Doma. Nakime was working as a spy for the evil politician Muzan at the Kimetsu Academy. Today she was approached by Doma, the famous scam artist, and he told her that he had something important to discuss.

"Nakime! I brought you here today because I need you to do me a favor!" said Doma

"A favor? What is it?" Nakime asked

"Before I ask it, why don't you order something? It's on me today!" Doma said with a smile

Nakime nodded and looked at the menu. Even thought she knew about the Hyotto Pizzeria, this was her first time here.

"Is there a reason why we're here? You could have just asked me about that favor on my way home." said Nakime

"No reason! I just wanted to show you this place!" Doma explained

"Yeah… I find that hard to believe…" said Nakime and continued reading the menu

After Nakime decided what to order, she put the menu down and noticed that Doma stared at her with a creepy smile.

"What is it?" she asked

"You know, we're friends, right? And friends help each other-" he spoke but was suddenly cut off

"What do you want? Out with it." she said

"I know that you're a spy at the Kimetsu Academy…" he said with a smile

"AGH!" Nakime murmured as she heard him

"But don't worry! I won't tell anyone! My lips are sealed, but… do me a favor!" said Doma, to which Nakime glanced at him

"Get me a job at the Kimetsu Academy too!" Doma added

"Huh?! W-Why?" Nakime asked surprised

"No reason! I heard some fun rumors about that place, so I thought I check it out! And what better way than as a staff member!" Doma explained

"…" Nakime didn't say anything and just stared at him

"So? What do you say?" Doma asked

"Are you asking for a job just so you can hit on the female teachers?" Nakime asked

"HUH!? NAKIME!? How can you say something like that!? Of course not! I am a very noble man! I would never ask you to get me a job there, so I could hit on those cute teachers and school girls! Never!" Doma said with a shocked expression

"Yeah… Of course you wouldn't." Nakime said annoyed

As the two were talking, the waitress came to their table. It was Mitsuri Kanroji, a former student from the academy.

"Hello! Are you ready to order?" she asked with a big smile

"Yes." replied Nakime and opened the menu again

Seeing that Mitsuri came to take their order, a big smile formed on Doma's face again.

"Ah… that's the cute girl with the nice TITS…" he thought

"I would like a pizza number 3…" said Nakime as she was ordering

"Alright!" Mitsuri replied

"The girl with the nice TITS is taking our order…nice..." Doma thought and smiled

"Do you want a small or medium size pizza?" Mitsuri asked

"Medium." Nakime replied

"The girl with nice TITS is cute…" Doma thought

"And a glass of water, please." said Nakime

"Got it!" replied Mitsuri as she was making her notes

"Nice TITS…" Doma thought

"And what do you want?" Mitsuri asked and faced Doma

"Those nice TITS are asking me what I want to eat…" he thought

"The same as her." said Doma

"Alright, got it!"

"Thanks girl with the nice TITS!" Doma replied

"…"

"…"

"…ehm… Excuse me?" Mitsuri asked and blinked a few times

"ARGH! CRAP! I said it to her face!" Doma panicked as he realized what he just said

"I want to die…" said Nakime, as she was sitting across the table with him…