(The aftermath theme plays as the flashbacks are shown.)

Izzy: (sniffs) "Hmm... mm... chickeny... kinda reminds me of... OWEN! Okay! I can do this! I can do this! FOR OWEN! (Runs toward the safe) YAAAAAAAHHHHH!" (She rams her head into the safe, knocking the door down as Justin avoids getting crushed.)

Leshawna: "I call this the 'Leshawna Climbs to the Top Wham, Bam, Thank You Slam'!" (Leshawna slams Justin with the ball, causing him to bounce off the trampoline and into the hoop)

Leshawna: "You don't understand! That was outside the game! I didn't know anybody'd see it."

Heather: "I got some! Courtney's hair! Soon, it will be mine. All mine! (laughs crazily, but then she catches herself.) What? I'm not crazy. I'm just bald."

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins in the Aftermath studio, as the audience claps & cheers.)

Geoff: "Yo, everyone! We're back for another totally off-the-hook Total Drama Action Aftermath Show! Ha. Geoff here."

Bridgette: "And I'm Bridgette. A ton has happened since we last saw you. TDA has lost some serious heavyweights. Izzy A.K.A E-Scope A.K.A. Explosivo, but since she's already been a guest, she won't take the hot seat today."

Geoff: "And after finally getting out of the hospital, Owen is going to join us on the set."

Bridgette: "As well as Heather and Leshawna, who will be on soon!"

(The audience cheers at this.)

Geoff: "We've also got our buds from season one and losers from season two. So far, so good?"

Bridgette: "So far."

Geoff: "Bridgette thinks we need to bring more insanity to the show. Uh, I mean profanity. (Bridgette punches his arm) Okay, okay. More humanity. Bridgette thinks I've gone too over-the-top. But then, so have our ratings!"

Bridgette: "Ha, okay. I get that this is a reality show and that everyone wants the dirt on what went down, but everyone on TDA, who I'd like to remind Geoff, are our friends, has already taken it up the wing-wang from Chris! Plus, they've lost out on a million bucks! I mean, isn't that brutal enough? They should be able to come here and feel safe to speak their minds."

Geoff: "No one goes on a reality show to feel safe, Bridge. This isn't some cushy talk show. Do you have any idea how incredible the lighting is on those shows, man? I mean, who needs to win a million bucks when you look like a million bucks?"

Bridgette: "Um, I'm not sure everyone would agree with you there."

Geoff: "Well, (Sighs.) our lighting stinks. My dermatologist told me so, and so did my publicist, and my new manager. (A light drops onto the stage, thrown by interns) Nothing personal, guys! C'mon! Point is, this isn't some touchy feely place where people come to talk about their problems. Well, they can, but I'm not gonna make them feel any better about 'em."

Bridgette: (Scoffs.) "Nice."

Geoff: "Hey, I just do what our producers tell me. Can I help it if I take my job seriously? Huh? Maybe you should try." (everyone else gasps)

Bridgette: "Your job is to get the goods from people. How can they be open when they might get hit over the head with a hammer?! Or an anvil?!"

Geoff: (Chuckles.) "How sweet is that anvil? Come on! That's the point of the segment. To get the truth! We've got something even better in store for today's show, baby!"

Bridgette: "You've turned into a bully, you know that? A total Chris clone."

Geoff: (Laughs.) "I'm with you, Bridge. Our show rocks! And we have not one, not two, but three sweet guests tonight. And because they're such great sports, they deserve... something extra."

Bridgette: "Owen already broke his jaw and had to spend a few weeks in the hospital! That's punishment enough."

Geoff: "Oh-ho-ho. That's what you think. Before we find out what's in store for my man, Owen, let's see what the dude's been through already."

(We then cut to flashbacks of Owen's journey)

Geoff: (Voiceover.) "Owen started the season much like he begins every morning."

Bridgette: (Voiceover.) "By eating. A lot."

Geoff: (Voiceover.) "Bummer things didn't end that way."

Bridgette: (Voiceover.) "Owen loved, lost..."

Geoff: (Voiceover.) "And had his jaw busted into a million pieces!"

Bridgette: (Voiceover.) "Owen kept his head held high, even at his low when he was medically evacuated from the show."

(We now cut back to the studio.)

Geoff: "But as soon as he got out, his first stop was exactly where he wanted to be - at the nearest food court. Our first guest has spawned with salmon, danced naked, befriended a coconut, and eaten a toilet seat! Welcome... Owen!"

(The Audience cheers but no one comes out.)

Bridgette: "Owen, everyone!"

(The audience cheers, but still, no one comes out.)

(We now cut backstage, where Owen & Izzy are seen making out on the couch.)

Intern: "You're on."

Owen: (He's making out with Izzy, then realizes what's going on.) "Huh? All right! Let's do this! (He grabs a bunch of food, then walks out to the stage, as the audience claps & cheers.) Hi, everybody! Hi, Bridgette. Hi, Geoff."

Bridgette: "It's so great to finally have you, Owen."

Geoff: "Owen, my man!"

Bridgette: "So, Owen. We were so worried about you. Your busted up jaw? It must've sucked having to eat all of your meals through a straw while in the hospital."

Owen: "Oh, it's okay. It was quite relaxing there. Plus, I found out chips and soda make a scrumptious blendee. I've been making up for it since my jaw was unwired."

Izzy: (She runs out) "Oh! Owen, you were so sweet to plan something so special! (Grabs a chicken leg) Well, gotta run!" (She jumps into the peanut gallery seat.)

Owen: "I've said this before, but Izzy really is like the ants that invade your picnic. Eventually, you get bitten by the crazy. [whistles] But hey, that's better than being bitten by a... tiger shark."

Geoff: "A tiger shark, huh? Maybe we should try that on the show."

Bridgette: Don't even think about it! You know what happened with the piranhas.

Geoff: "Owen can handle whatever we throw at him. Right, dude?"

Owen: "Mm. This potato salad is delicious. What's in here, walnuts?"

Geoff: "Which means it's time for a little game I like to call... Truth or Electrocution!" (The interns bring in an electric chair, which is tested on a dummy as the pumpkin head explodes.)

(The audience gasp in shock.)

Owen: "I'm fine right where I am."

Bridgette: "You have got to be kidding! A hammer, an anvil, and now an electric chair?! You want to electrocute Owen?!"

Geoff: "Chill, babe. It's a big chair, but it's low voltage."

Owen: "It's okay. I'll do it. I was electrocuted up at the lake once, and it wasn't so bad. I'm very well insulated."

(The audience laughs.)

Trent: "Just tell the truth bro, and you'll be okay!"

Owen: "Thanks, Trent! Can I take my food?"

Geoff: "Anything you want, man. Any final requests? (Catches himself) Ooh, kidding, Bridge! Uh, kidding."

Bridgette: "Uh, this is ridiculous! You don't have to do this, Owen."

Owen: (he sits down in the chair) "It's okay, Bridgette. I'm going to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth."

(The audience gasps.)

Geoff: "So... Owen."

Owen: "AHHH! In the third grade, I cheated on my math exam! In fourth grade, I stole my Uncle Max's toupee and glued it to a goat's bum at the petting zoo! In fifth grade, I knocked my little brother down a flight of stairs and blamed it on my other little brother! When my mom sent me to summer camp for fat kids and they served us lunch, I pigged out! And the rest of the kids had nothing to eat for the entire week! But the worst thing I've ever done? I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and went to school and hid the puke in my jacket! Then, I made a noise like this. Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! And then I dumped it all over-"

Bridgette: "OWEN! I don't think that's what Trent meant."

Owen: "What other type of truth is there?"

Geoff: [laughs] "I was gonna ask questions. You know, about the show? But that was awesome, dude!"

Owen: [laughs] "You mean, I said all that stuff on TV for no reason? (the two of them laugh) Oh. Sorry, Uncle Max. And Johnny and Gavin. And um, mom."

Geoff: "So, Owen. How'd you feel about Chef when he broke your jaw and got the paramedics to take you away? Furious? Vengeful? Think about this, now. Remember? Zzzt?" (Imitates explosion.)

Owen: "I wasn't mad. I didn't feel anything. Except lots of pain! In my jaw."

Geoff: (He flinches, but nothing happens) "Not mad, huh? You must've been really upset when Chris counted only Courtney and Justin's vote, unfairly booting Izzy off the show?

Owen: "No."

Geoff: "But you're gonna sue for the jaw-busting part, right?"

Owen: "Mm, no."

Geoff: "Oh, come on! You're telling me your jaw was busted, you lost out of a million bucks, and you're not even mad?"

Bridgette: "Easy, Geoff."

Owen: "No. I mean, yes! I'm not mad!"

Geoff: "Okay. I've got one more that's going to get ya."

Bridgette: (Hushed.) "No. You've had your go. We talked about this. You said you were going to change, Captain Hollywood. The only thing you changed today was your outfit. Three times."

Geoff: "Just one more, Bridge. One more question and I'm done. I swear. Owen! Dude, what is your biggest problem?"

Owen: "Hmm, that's a toughie. Sometimes, I worry I'm too critical of others. That top makes your eyes look really pretty, Bridgette."

Bridgette: "Oh, thanks, Owen."

Owen: "Sure. Or maybe it's my unrelenting love of dairy. And sometimes I worry I might be colorblind. Are my shorts bright green or moss green? Ooh, ooh, ooh! I know what my biggest problem is! I've grown restless from all that time in the hospital and gone kinda nutso with food when they had my jaw unwired! I've gained ten pounds. Mm. I've really let myself go."

Geoff: (Imitates buzzer.) "Wrong! Your biggest problem is that you're... broke!"

(The audience gasp at this.)

Owen: (Chuckles.) "Of course I'm broke, I'm sixteen."

Geoff: "I mean, your whole family's broke, dude. Your mom was so sure her little boy was gonna win the moolah last season, she went out and blew fifty grand!"

(The audience gasps.)

Geoff: "And you didn't win a cent!" (Laughs.)

Bridgette: (Glares at Geoff.) "Geoff!"

Geoff: "What? I'm just telling O the truth. Which he deserves to know."

Bridgette: "Ugh, you're sick! I can't stand this anymore! I'm sorry, Owen." (She walks out angrily.)

Geoff: "What's she sorry for? Not like she blew all your coin."

Owen: "So, what did my mom blow the money on?"

Geoff: "Uh, let's find out. We've got a surprise guest on webcam, people!" (They show Owen's mom on the monitor)

Owen's Mom: "Owen! I don't know how to work this thing!"

Owen: (Gasps.) "It's my mom! What happened?"

Owen's Mom: "The boys and I didn't mean to spend it all. I guess we kind of got carried away."

Owen: "Ma, I just wanna know one thing. What did you buy?"

Owen's Mom: "A teensy, tiny extra large cheese cellar."

Owen: "Okay, I just wanna know one more thing. Is it full of cheese? (Owen's mom smiles, and he laughs) Woohoo! Baby!"

(The audience cheers.)

Geoff: "Aren't you mad, dude?"

Owen: "Mad? I've always wanted a full stocked cheese cellar! Heh. Tell Johnny and Gavin to leave me the Parmigiano Reggiano, the Emmentaler, and the Vacherin du Haut Doubs cheese, and I'll be home soon! Love you guys, bye!" (Blows kisses to them.)

Owen's Mom: "Come home, honey bear! Wait, is that an electric chair?" (She gets cut off)

Geoff: "So, how do you feel?"

Owen: (Laughs.) "Aw, Geoff, I feel awesome!"

Geoff: "How can you not be mad, dude?! It's a cheese cellar!"

Owen: "Exactly. There's nothing to worry about when you have the creamy goodness of cheese."

Geoff: "Watch. Dude's gonna make a killing promoting cheese on air. Ooh, why didn't I think of that?!"

Bridgette: "Ugh, I don't even know who you are anymore."

Geoff: "Huh, I'm the hottest dude you've ever been with."

Bridgette: "Ha, not anymore! It's over!"

Geoff: "Oh, actually, it's just time for a short break. We'll be back!"

Bridgette: "I was talking about us! We're through! Over! Done! Finito."

(Everyone else gasp in shock about this.)

Owen: "Chicken?"

(Commercial break.)

(We now go to the "That's Gonna Leave A Mark" segment.)

Geoff: (Voiceover.) "Now it's time for... That's Gonna Leave a Mark!"

(Montage: Heather pulls Lindsay's hair; Justin bounces the basketball into Justin's crotch; Harold slips on the soap, which hits him in the crotch; Harold gets hit in the crotch with a boom mic; Duncan gets hit in the crotch with the birdie; Izzy accidentally crushes Justin with the safe door; after Duncan drops the rock on his foot, Harold gets crushed by a larger rock; Duncan faints, landing in a giant beartrap; various crotch shots of Harold's num-yos; on the way to deliver the ribs, Chef hits Sasquatchanakwa's golf cart.)

(We now cut back to The Aftermath set.)

Owen: "Man, I thought Harold getting hit in the kiwis was bad. I think Geoff suffered a bigger shock than I did. (Laughs.) Ooh."

Geoff: "Bridge. Come on."

Bridgette: "Owen, could you please tell Geoff to stop talking to me?"

Owen: "Geoff, Bridgette would like you to stop talking to her."

Geoff: "I can hear her. Bridge, let's talk about this."

Bridgette: "Owen, could you please tell Geoff that it's time to introduce our next two guests?"

Geoff: "Fine! Be that way!"

Owen: "Geoff, Bridgette says it's time to introduce... Heather and Leshawna, everyone!"

(The audience cheers.)

Bridgette: "Um, Owen? Kinda my job, big guy."

Owen: "Sorry."

(They show Heather and Leshawna's journeys)

Bridgette: (Voiceover.) "Heather and Leshawna are long time rivals."

Geoff: (Voiceover.) "They do have one thing in common. Heather tried hard to cover her ugly bald head."

Bridgette: "While Leshawna tried hard to cover her butt after getting caught in a big, fat lie. Our next two guests have licked Owen's armpit, sucked jam from his belly button, and eaten a cockroach! Oh wait, that was just Heather. Please welcome Heather and Leshawna!"

(The audience claps & cheers as Leshawna & Heather both walk to the stage together, with Heather wearing her black afro wig.)

Leshawna: "Hey, y'all!"

Owen: (Gasps.) "Hi, guys! [laughs] I forgot you did all those sick things, Heather." (Chuckles.)

Bridgette: "Great to see you, Leshawna. [bitterly] Heather. Nice wig."

Leshawna: "Good to be here, girl. Heh. Yo, Geoff."

Bridgette: "Owen, would you please tell Geoff to say hi to our guests?"

Owen: "Geoff, Bridgette would like you to say hi. It's a talk show, but they're not talking to each other."

Geoff: "Oh, don't you worry, Owen. I'll do all the talking from now on. Heather, your turn in the hot seat. And by hot seat, I mean electric chair!"

Leshawna: "You mean we have to sit in that? I don't think so."

Geoff: "Thing is, mm, it's not up to you."

Heather: "Whatever." (she walks up to the chair)

(The audience then oohs at this.)

Leshawna: "You've got guts, girl."

Owen: "Just tell the truth and you'll be okay, Heather."

Heather: "They can shock me all they want. My parents tried electroshock therapy on me as a kid to try and make me a nicer person. Worked like a charm."

Geoff: "So, Heather. Before you were voted off, Courtney was brought back. Do you think she's a worthy competitor?"

Heather: "No. (She gets shocked) Ah!"

Geoff: "Ha ha. Awesome! You think Lindsay's as dumb as she looks?"

Heather: "Yes. (She gets shocked again) Ah!"

Geoff: (Laughs.) "This is too easy. Do you think Beth could be a threat?"

Heather: "Beth? Absolutely not." (She gets shocked once again.)

Bridgette: "Owen, would you tell Geoff I'd like a go?

Geoff: "She's all yours, Bridge, baby."

Bridgette: "I'm thinking it's time for a little never-before-seen footage." (The monitor lowers down.)

Heather: (Chuckles,) "Of me? There isn't anything I've done or said off camera that's any worse than what I'll say right now."

Bridgette: "Oh-ho-ho. We'll see about that." (The monitor shows Harold twirling his numb-yos.)

Heather: "What is this?"

Geoff: "It's the Courtney cam. Girl had a camera of her own. Crafty." (The camera shifts to Heather hiding behind the costume rack) What do we have here?" (It shows Heather twirling a num-yo of her own)

Bridgette: "Heather has mad skills." (Heather bonks her head)

Heather: (on monitor.) "Ow! (Geoff and Bridgette laugh at her.) That footage was obviously altered. I would never!"

Leshawna: [laughing] "Whoo!"

Heather: "I thought we were even! You were eliminated right before I was. That makes us fair and square."

Leshawna: "Oh, it does, girl. But that doesn't make you look any less funny. Hehe! [audience laughs] Oh, I sure miss Harold."

Geoff: "Speaking of which, it's your turn in the chair, Leshawna." (Leshawna gets up and switches places with Heather)

Bridgette: "Whoa. After what happened on the show, I think Leshawna's suffered enough."

Leshawna: "Oh, I learned my lesson, all right. This girl's never lying again."

Geoff: "Don't worry. We had so much fun with Heather, I'll go easy on her."

Leshawna: "There'll be no fibbing over here. Lay 'em on me!"

Geoff: "So, Heather apparently defended you before you were booted from the show. You honestly think she meant what she said? I mean, this is Heather."

Leshawna: "Course I believe her. Don't get me wrong. Girl can be a real witch, but she stood up for me. And where I'm from, that counts for a lot."

Bridgette: "Leshawna, did you blame people for being mad? You know, with the whole spa thing and the video?"

Leshawna: "Heck no. I'd've been mad at me, too. Listen, I know I said all those nasty things, but I meant all the nice things I said even more."

Geoff: "We've got a question on webcam! Harvey from Yellowknife." (The webcam shows a boy)

Leshawna: "Hey there, Harvey. What's your question?"

Harvey: "Uh, hi, Leshawna. Are you mad for losing the tiebreaker?"

Leshawna: "No, I'm not mad at that! Plus, even if Harold voted me off on what I did, it's my own fault he couldn't trust me. This girl messed up."

Harvey: "So like, uh... is there still hope for you two?"

Leshawna: "Now, what kind of a question is that? Harold and I are just friends. And that's all we'll ever be." [applause]

Geoff: "You mean that?"

Leshawna: "Oh, are we doing this again?"

Geoff: "Yep. But because I promised Bridge we'd go easy on you, you might wanna watch this before answering. [the monitor shows Harold twirling his num-yos again, but this time, the camera shifts to Leshawna admiring him; Geoff laughs] Oh, yeah. You've just gotta love the Courtney cam! I've seen that look before, Leshawna. It's the way Bridgette used to look at me. (Bridgette punches his arm) She hit me! Yes! We're making progress."

Owen: "It does look like you like him."

Geoff: "You still telling me you don't like Harold? Look where you're sitting."

Leshawna: "All right, all right! Truth is, I like Harold. A lot. Sure, there's a part of me that can't resist those little man biceps of his. Who could?"

(The audience then awes in joy at this.)

Leshawna: "But we're friends, which is how we're gonna keep it."

Geoff: "Harold's little man biceps?" [laughing]

(The audience laughs as well.)

Leshawna: "Okay, someone get me out of this thing! (An intern unstraps her, and she advances towards Geoff) Now, what is your problem? You used to be sweeter than honey. Now you're getting all kinds of nasty!"

Bridgette: "That's what I'd like to know."

Geoff: "What? We're just having a good time. Back me up, man."

Owen: "Um, you are kind of mean now, Geoff."

Heather: "I am so proud of you."

Geoff: "Whatever! I'm just having some fun."

Bridgette: "You know what I think would be fun?" (Whispers to Heather and Leshawna; Heather whispers the same thing to Owen.)

Leshawna: "Since you're such a huge fan of Truth or Electrocution, we think you should take a turn. Let's get him!" (They dogpile on him.)

(The audience then cheers and laugh at Geoff.)

Geoff: "Hey!" (He's thrown in the chair)

Bridgette: "Now, it's our turn to ask the questions."

Geoff: "No prob. I'm an honest guy. Right?"

Bridgette: "Geoff, is this really the new you? The manager, the publicist, the bullying? Or is this just what you think people want from you?"

Geoff: "Um, pass. Next!"

Bridgette: "Oh, you know that's not the way this works. You made the rules."

Geoff: "This is all me, all the way. (He gets shocked) AHHHH! (Audience laughs.) Oh, man. My new hairstylist, Claude, is gonna kill me!"

Heather: "Not if the chair gets your first. Who do you think is the hottest girl on the show?"

Owen: "Ooh, ooh, I've got one! How do you really feel about Bridgette?" (The audience laughs again.)

Geoff: "Pfft. Whatever, it's not like I need her. (He gets shocked again) Ahh! Ow! Oh! Okay! I'm crazy about her! I'm crazy about you, Bridge... I'm sorry about the way I acted."

Bridgette: "Aww. Maybe there's a bit of a softie left in there after all. If you promise to behave..."

Geoff: "Promise. Double swearsies!"

Bridgette: (Chuckles and sits in Geoff's lap.) "Okay. That's all for tonight. Join Chris and the cast next time for a totally suspense-filled episode of Total... Drama... Action!" (Audience cheers as Geoff and Bridgette make out.)

Owen: "Aww, now, that's a real spark. Ha ha. (He accidentally hits a button, causing the chair to shock Geoff and Bridgette, they both scream as the power accidentally goes out.) Oh-ho-ho. Oops. Sorry! Swearsies!"

(End credits.)

Stay tuned for episode 19!