The Jaeger had never been able to figure out why he had gained sentience, but he was stuck with it whether he wanted it or not; it was so sudden too. Another day like any other, two brothers were piloting his lifeless metal body when he was awoken to the sharp head of a Category 3 Kaiju piercing and tearing off his left arm, like it was paper. It was very painful, all the Jaeger wanted to do was cry out in pain, but no matter what, his body wouldn't listen to his commands; his pilots seemed to have the same problem, just not as bad. After that, the brothers inside of his head managed to take out the hideous thing that took out his left, but not before it could tear even further into his already very much in pain stump, and tear a chunk of his head off, killing one of the two pilots inside. After that, the lone pilot managed to bring him to shore, but by then he was already "sleeping".

After that, it was either a combination of being repaired and upgraded in a giant hangar where other Titans like him but with noticeably less sentience than him were stored, or fighting more of those giant monsters that were called 'kaiju'.

And that brings us to our current situation.

the Jaeger was being used as a fucking bomb.

It pissed him off to no end and pissed him off even further that he couldn't do anything about it; he understood that they didn't know or have any way to know that he was sentient. In all honesty, if he were one of them, the Jaeger would probably do the same thing, so eventually he just stopped caring.

'floating through the portal between the kaiju and earth is surprisingly peaceful' the Jaeger thought, his pilots long abandoned him to his fate after timing his nuclear core to detonate after they safely escape.

as the pods the two pilots escaped with vanish from view, the jeager suddenly gained feeling in his good arm and leg.

"oh HELL YEA! fucking shame you didnt give me control of my body earlier, fucking dickhead god or whatever you are" the jeager says without making any movement, being too sore and in pain to make any at the moment.

so without much changing, other then the feeling of finally being in control, the jaeger slowly floated further down into the breach, admiring the alien scene before him, anything that would take his mind off dying in a couple minutes.

after floating down a little longer, the scenery changed, a massive realm with millions of different kaiju being created, the jaeger floats down in front of three smaller kaiju, they looked at him curiously as he activates the core on his chest to push him up to look at them as he slowly raises his hand.

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closing his fingers and raising one, to gesture 'fuck you'

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his core begins to heat up

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the kaiju realizing whats about to happen

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holding back his fear, the jeager- no. Titanis novis, gave his final message

"get fucked bluebloo-"

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*BWO-BOOOOM*

and like that, humanity was saved, the breach was closed, and novis was 'dead' but this wasnt the end of our story, not by a long shot

pov:novis

after the feeling of what is the equivalent of my heart tearing my entire body apart, I found myself floating in a void there was no light, but also no darkness, and yet it was so loud, the only two things I could 'see' clearly were my own body in pristine condition, and a woman made of pure swirling light and darkness, the only reason I could tell she was female was her hourglass figure with a thin waist, large chest, and large waist, and the obvious feminine tone of her voice while she mumbled things to herself.

"what to do, what to do... I mean- I said I would but- but does this count?... hmmm... *mumble*"

looking through the infinite library of information I had installed in my 'brain' and my superspeed intelligence, I guessed that this was god, or some other omnipotent being, so, not trying to be erased or worse I silently sat down and patiently waited for her to finish arguing with herself while I admired how her colors beautifully warped and swirled like two different dyes, but never mixing.

after an hour or so, god had finally come to a conclusion as she frustratedly kicked the white marble floor that had materialized without me noticing.

"ah screw it! you there!" god said, pointing to me.

"yes, your holiness?" I asked as I snapped out of my trace and kneeled, a form of subservience I had learned on the spot, god seemed amused at the now human-sized kaiju-killer trying to look small as she manifested two chairs and sat in one.

"no need to be on edge my... child? anyways just take a seat so I can explain your situation, or 'our' situation, I suppose" the goddess kindly said as she gestured to the seat across from her.

to not seem rude and definitely not excited to sit down for the first time in my life, I took a seat, definitely not silently giggling to myself and melting in comfort, I looked at the goddess to see her fondly smiling at me, causing me to embarrassingly look down to the side, causing her to giggle softly.

"Please, no need to be embarrassed, it's your first time experiencing this, please take all the time you need, I won't be going anywhere," the goddess said, causing me to softly shake my head.

"It's okay, I wouldn't like to keep a beautiful lady waiting, much less a goddess such as yourself, waiting, so please, go ahead," I said, causing a small bit of pink to join the swirling colors on her body.

"Why thank you~ *ahem* anyways, let me explain" the goddess began, causing me to give her my full attention.

"I am god, as you have already guessed, and the earth you are familiar with was the one I was assigned to watch over, all across the dimensions, there are infinite worlds like yours that gods and goddesses like myself were assigned to watch over by our absolute leader, "the primal concept of absolute divine authority" or "the divine" as we call him, anyways when were assigned to a world we have certain tasks to carry out on those worlds most will vary depending on the world but all of us have the same two bare minimum tasks to carry out. 1: make sure to never let a universe stray upon its absolute timeline, because if that happens the entire universe and any entity that isn't native to it like us gods, will be unwound instantly, it is a very potent and painful process that not even the divine can prevent, and 2: if and when a world reaches its "prime event" which is an event that threatens the existence of two separate worlds, causing them to fight of survival, and also the only thing other than heaven that doesn't have an absolute timeline, anyways, the god or goddess in charge of the world are to be sure to reward the person that ends the event, with any one wish.

and that is our problem novis, you see, the kaijus attacking your world was your prime event, and it was you where the one to technically end it, but you gained sentience through unknown means and by all accounts the universe and me shouldve unwound the moment you gained said sentience, therefore i have no idea what to do with you, my task indicates that you are deserving of a reward, yet in our records, you are not a person and thus the rules should be null and void towards you and your pilots, should be the ones to gain the reward when they die, but as the conditions for my task are conflicting, i will have to contact the divine and she will have to come here and personally decide your fate, do you understand so far?" the goddess finishes and asks me.

"easily" i say "basically the savior of my world is supposed to be rewarded, but since i am said savior, i cant be rewarded since i dont exist and therefore you have to call your superior so she can help decide whether my pilots or i get the reward, correct?" i finish as the goddess claps her hands lightly while smiling.

"yes it is as you say! in the meantime, would you like to watch some movies, or have a meal? no need to worry about adapting, whatever caused you to gain sentience seemingly changed your body to match a human in most ways without the need to expel waste" the goddess says as i realize what she means.

"so i can eat and drink?" i ask

"yup~" the goddess says, popping her 'p'

i hesitantly ask ". . .what about sex?"

the goddess smiles "my my~ to answer your question, yes, you can have sex~" the goddess answers with sultry smile.

if you could, you would smile to yourself, after hearing from a conversation between a few workers about how their wives have been 'trying new things in the bedroom', 'sucking them dry', and 'fucking their brains out' after their shifts. you began be be curious about the subject they were talking about, so after a few minutes... ok hours of searching on the web you began to wish you could experience what it was like, but unfortunately you were missing the three main things you needed to do that, i dick, a woman size who had a pussy, and the ability to move by yourself.

but now...

that wasnt a problem

"hehehe..." you softly laughed to yourself as the goddess stood up and summoned a strange object that constantly changed shape and color until it settled on a coin that resembled a yin and yang symbol.

the goddess brought the coin to her lips and whispered somthing in an unknown language, then fliping the coin which caused it to travel in a direction at a speed faster then light, afterwards she turned to you and smiled.

"it appears we have some time on our hands, so why dont we watch some movies?" the goddess smiles, your about to answer but realize somthing that causes you to mentally facepalm or faceplatepalm.

"sure, but first could i get your name?" you ask, trying not to sound embarrassed.

the goddess giggles while placing a hand over her mouth.

"fufufu~ took you long enough~" the goddess says.

"sorry..." you say embarrassed.

the goddess smiles and waves he hand, which causes the environment to turn into a black and white living room as she goes to sit next to you.

"fine fine~ my name Venetia, 'goddess of light and dark' but you can call me Vee, nice to meet you, No~vis Ti~tan~is"