Fallen Arches Alternate Ending
alt ending to 'FALLEN ARCHES'. Stanley Whitfield & the Ministry of Pain GET slaughtered by the Cool Kids Gang. SWEARING, DEATH, DRUGS AND VIOLENCE ABOUND.
[i own no cartoons used in this fanfic.}
"But they wonder how five elderly men could get into such a situation. And it is this reporter's opinion that perhaps none of this would have happened, if the Powerpuff Girls would have just saved the day." Stanley Whitfield's news broadcast went.
Soon, it was over.
Stanley Whitfield was in his dressing room, when, he heard a loud knock at the door.
"Ah," he said, must be someone who wants an autograph." he said.
He went to the door, and opened it, but saw there was nobody there.
But he did see a message on the floor. it read: "IMPORTANT. Meet in Townsville Park, Urgently."
So when he went to this meeting place in Townsville Park, who did he see but Jack Hammer, Hot Rodney, and Hot Air, all from 'Dream Street', wearing their sunglasses from the 'Cool Kids' episode.
"We want a word with you, you bitch!" said Hot Rodney angrily.
"Yeah!" said Jack Hammer. "How dare you treat the Powerpuff Girls like pieces of shit!"
Hot Air made some very angry raspberry noises.
"That's right, Hot Air." said Hot Rodney. "And now," he added, "we're gonna fucking blow you up!"
Jack Hammer stuck a hosepipe into Stanley Whitfield's mouth, then conected the other end ot Hot Air's snout.
"Go on, Hot Air," said Hot Rodney, "do your stuff!"
And Hot Air did so. He blew as hard as he could, and puffed up Stanley Whitfield like a big fat balloon.
Stanley Whitfield grew bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and fatter and fatter and fatter. The buttons popped off his coat.
But Still Hot Air puffed more air.
Stanley Whitfield grew bigger and bigger still.
He grew bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger until...
BANGSHIT!
Stanley Whitfield fucking exploded, in a blast of blood, guts and glore.
He was dead.
"Serves you right, shithead!" Hot Rodney said. "You've been murdered by the Cool Kids Gang!"
And Later, at the Pokey Folks Retirement Home, Jack, Rodney, and Hot Air slipped a bomb to the Ministry of Pain, disgusied as a cake.
The minute Mastermind cut into the cake...
BOOMSHIT!
The Ministry of Pain were killed, for the 'cake' was a bomb full of arsenic, THAT killed them to death.
The Ministry of Pain was dead.
"This is for you, Blossom." Jack Hammer said, as he fired his Gungey Goo Gun all over the Ministry of Pain's dead bodies.
[CLASSIC PPG ending]
The Narrator, having being absent for the whole fucking episode, said, "And so, once again, despite the strange and alternately bizzare circumstances, the day is saved, thanks to... The Cool Kids Gang!"
"Serves those bitches right!" Jack Hammer said.
'THE END'
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This is my first time I useed Dream Street in my fanfics!
They're also gonna be part of my Skatoony series coming very soon.
sounds good, huh?
'So once again, a new PPG crossover fanfic is born, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls; AND The Cool Kids Gang!'
Jack Hammer: CoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCoolCool Cool Kids Gang!
'READ & REVIEW!'
and also...
FUCK YOU, MINISTRY OF PAIN!
AND FUCK YOU, STANLEY WHITFIELD, YOU FUCKING BULLSHIT SHITHEAD BASTARD NEWS REPORTER!