To the Chef and the Baticeer: "If you ever wish to see these kids again, agree to hand over the Baudelaire fortune." Sunny and Beatrice take Trevor and Hunter with them on a daring rescue mission when Nikki Quagmire, Elizabeth Baudelaire, and Sam Quagmire get kidnapped by V.F.D. villains. A full sequel to my How It Should Have Been book! Swearing will be included. Universe*

He was always so good at starting fires. A one-shot of Olaf and Kit's second-to-last kiss.

My name is Molly Starfield. I am 13 years old and live in a big mansion with my mother and father. I am an only child but I'm not as lonely as you may think. My best friends, the Baudelaires, live right next door to me. Our parents where close friends so we grew up always being together. We became a team and each of us had something to offer.

Older!Engaged!V.F.D.!Violet and Quigley are just trying to make it home in time. T for Violet's potty mouth

"Well?" she says. "Cheers to him, right?" The waves are beginning to lap imperceptibly closer; blink and you miss it, but it's obvious as the minutes pass that the tide is coming in.

Based on the Heimlich Hospital episodes, the missing scenes following Violet's capture.

Sunny tells the story of her life and marriage to Olaf, and how a friend made it bearable, and possibly saved her life. please read and review.

She didn't remember anything. That was the thing that had always bothered Sunny. She knew she wasn't supposed to—she'd been an infant when it started, and even when everything was over she was little more than a toddler. But still, she felt she should have some memory of the unfortunate events that defined her entire life.

After the Marvilos Marrige but Klause and Violet fail to stop Count Olaf and his plans More chapters coming Rated M for very good reasons

A secret Santa gift for the lovely SofterSoftest, feat. terrible things and ways bad situations could always get worse

A Quiglet Christmas One-Shot

The past is never forgotten, nor easily forgiven.

An unexpected visitor turns up at Violet's baby shower to deliver a few home truths

Monty is the first on the list to take care of the Baudelaire children after their parents passed away. Despite his doubts and the incompetence of a banker, he is the best for the role.

Figuratively, she is burning a bridge. Literally, she is burning a man. [S. Theodora Markson/Woman With Hair But No Beard. Suspiciously linked to "Didn't you ever see the signs?"]

Violet didn't tell her siblings about the man. Sunny wouldn't understand, and Klaus—Klaus didn't need another reason to worry about her. Klaus worried enough about strange men who stared at Violet.

Lemony Snicket tried to be a noble man. He had done so for most of his life. But no matter what age he was, if he'd been asked he would say that a noble man would have better things to do than to chase a fourteen year old girl around the world.

There is a universe, somewhere, where they fail. This is not that universe. AU from The Carnivorous Carnival on.

Eleanora Poe misses the better times of her newspaper.

You find an old box full of tapes. [Halloween fic. A trip through Gustav Sebald's filmography.]

[VFD side switch AU- Bertrand is a firestarter]Bertrand is left with the mission of making sure Lemony Snicket doesn't run away. It would be easy, if it wasn't for Beatrice Baudelaire.

Five years-old Beatrice Baudelaire is taken by VFD and meets a girl who has some answers.

"We can never be truly free, can we? We will always have this shadow over us."

Esmé meets a face from her past.

It's Esmé's debut on stage and she is waiting for someone special.