This is a silly thing my friend and I made up....since we looked at a Twilight version.......ANYWHOOOOO ENJOY or I will hunt you down with pit bulls who will tear you to shreds, then we will use you as confetti at my birthday party, then we will eat you

It's a parody, 'nuff said. R & R. New Miserable Mill chapter!

Violet begins to suffer from insomnia, and finds it hard to stay faithful and committed to life and herself. How will Quigley cope? Quiglet, T for mental anxiety.

Pretty bad title, I know. Believe me, I'm open to suggestions. But, as the title suggests, Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire meet the man who has been recording their lives, and Beatrice is introduced to Uncle Lemony. Pretty bad summary too, actually.:/

Set after "The End". Those lost at sea were rescued and recruited, but some just can't find their place. Might as well search for it, sleep deprived or no. Ferndora if you turn your head to the side and squint. R&R, please.

Family is all they know. Violet/Klaus. Complete.

The Baudelaires thought Olaf was bad - wait till they meet Nicolette, a student at their new school. Klaus encounters padded handcuffs, ill-fitting bikinis and an obsessive stalker in the pendulous Nicolette; can he keep his sanity? Set after Book 11.

This is a poem about all they books

The bauldalaires are about to reach Briny Beach, Until they are separted again... By two different, Equally EVIL people!

I was tired and decided to write this It is about me Prank phone calling the Bauldalaires! and more

A decade after the series ended, Duncan manages to write about Violet, Quigley, and his pain. And he realized that he had one more thing to do. And the Baudelaires and Quagmires would never see him again.

She calls it obsession that I'd rather hold her rose than be alone; oneshot:KlausFiona

Klaus/Quigley. Klaus brings Quigley to his tent on the island after Quigley washes up on the shore. Once they discuss what had happened, it doesn't take long for them to realize that it's their own night, and they can do whatever they want. SLASH WARNING!

What happened to the Quagmires, Captain Widdershins, Fernald, Fiona and Hector as the question mark figure appeared? More importantly, who are the people inside and are they truly on their side? Read and review please.

A continuation of the entry in the commonplace book A Series of Unfortunate Events, page 667 Lemony/Beatrice. Oneshot

Kit is given a mission by Beatrice: to kill Count Olaf. However, she cannot bring herself to do it... even after the worst happens... Songfic based on What Have You Done by Within Temptation. PLEASE REVIEW!

Violet and Quigley are resting on a ledge, halfway up the waterfall.

The Baudelaire's have been living with Count Olaf since the death of their parents. Violet is almost 18, and they will soon be able to leave their life with Olaf behind. However, when a more formidable opponent appears, everything changes. Violet/Olaf.

I guess I'm normal. I mean, as normal as a thirteen year old celebrity could be. But the thing is no one really knows I exist, and I'm not being dramatic. Most know me as the fictional baby with weird teeth. Yeah. That was me. I've changed a bit though...

Grief hurts more than a knife to the heart. — Klaus/Duncan. Implied Klaus/Violet, Duncan/Violet, Quigley/Violet. AU. Gift!fic. Complete.

Everyone lived together in a great big mansion happily. But then, something awful happens one day that causes everyone to change. They all seek comfort in different ways, but some turn out to be harmful.

Olaf has been spying on the orphans ever since he lost custody for them. He will do anything to get their fortune, but is not suceeding.one day he overhears Mr Poe having a conversation with someone on the phone...

I did this because I'm an idiot. Please read it... you'll laugh!

Why Violet Baudelaire is an inventor and not a poet.

Klaus's thoughts on Violet's condition as she lay on the hospital bed in book 8.