0Jss2141: Why is it that the nice guys always finish last?
Me: Unfortunate huh? Looks like Cody is the last nice guy.
kopsman124: So, Alberta's next. Will the plane still blow up at the end?
Me: Maybe... You'll just have to wait and see!
Sorry, this took so long. Since no Sierra it was kinda hard to make this one interesting, but I hope you like how it turned out.
Chris: Last time on Total Drama World Tour... Destructo Girl, Heather, took down a world heritage site. And while we searched for eggs on Easter Island, some old pals stopped by for a nice visit, along with one seriously ticked off mother of a condor. Ultimately, DJ was voted off. Now, we're down to four. Which one of 'em will dig up more trouble this week? Find out right now on Total. Drama. World Tour!
[Theme song]
Noah and Heather are currently enjoying first class. Sadly, all good things must come to an end. Noah is silently readying as Heather decided to sit across from him.
Heather: Why did you invite me to first class?
Noah: Because I want Alejandro gone and I know you do too.
Heather: Of course, I do.
Noah: Good. Make sure you vote for him next.
Heather: What happens if he wins immunity?
Noah: Hmmm... then-
Chris: (on PA) All contestants prepare for landing as we're about to land at our next destination.
The scene transitions to the final four exiting the plane.
(Confessionals: The Final 4)
Alejandro: I knew I would make it this far. But I'm surprised that Noah did! He should've been gone days ago! But no matter. I will just win immunity and convince Heather to vote him off.
Cody: I'm kinda shocked I made it this far. Between voting off Sierra and Gwen... I didn't think I would be here... But I am! Being in this alliance has been really helpful.
Heather: Whatever. I knew I make it this far. Cody's been an amazing ally. I guess I'm voting off Alejandro next. It'll make winning easier with him gone.
Noah: Yeah. I made it this far. I'm not entirely sure I'm gonna win, but I am sure Alejandro need to go now! I can't let him win immunity!
(Confessionals: Off)
Chris: Welcome to Drumheller, Alberta. A world heritage site. It has the wicked-est collection of dinosaur bones on the planet. In front of you is a giant pit with lots of super ancient dino bones. Grab whatever bones you can find to make your very own life sized dino. I'm calling it "Designosaurus!" (The final 4 groan) I know. They should pay me just to come up with titles. I'm that good. You have two minutes to rifle through the plane's cargo hold and grab whatever you can to help build your creations. And... go!
The final 4 run inside the cargo hold and try to find something useful. After that, they spread out to work alone, but Heather tries to help Cody.
Heather: Look what I've brought you. A very helpful T-Rex bone.
Cody: That looks more like the bone from a T-bone steak.
Heather: T-Rex, T-bone, the point is, it is time to get rid of Alejandro.
Cody: Finally.
After some time passes-
Chris: Time's up. Now we'll begin the amazing tour through the ages of imaginary dinosaurs. Let's start with Alejandro.
Alejandro: I can do better than imaginary. This impressive fellow is the Allosaurus. And yes, that's his real name.
Cody: Wow!
Heather: Show-off.
Chris: It's gonna be tough to beat that right out of the gate.
Heather: Puh-lease. I can totally beat that. I would like to introduce the glorious Chrisceratops! The Chrisceratops is one talented beast and a real hit with the ladies. Like it?
Chris: Love it! L-U-V, love. Codester, what have you got?
Cody: Meet the Codyodon. No, here. Meet him firsthand. Get to know him.
Heather: It's really light.
Cody: I came across a whole whack of these and I thought they were really cool.
Alejandro: They're coprolite fossils.
Cody: Oh, right! Let's call 'em the, uh... Codyolite.
Noah: Coprolite translates from ancient Greek. "Copros" meaning dung, and "lite" meaning stone.
Cody: You mean... it's fossilized...
Heather: Poop?
Heather and Cody: Ew!
Chris: Noah, please rescue us from Cody's suckitude.
Noah: Meet the No-Troodon! The most intelligent dinosaur to ever live.
Chris: Hm... Not bad.
Cody: Why is it wearing a party hat?
Noah: Because it's your birthday.
Cody: It's my birthday? It's my birthday! I totally forgot! How did you know?
Noah: I remembered that Sierra mentioned it.
Cody: It's so nice that you remembered. Thanks.
Chris: Enough mush. It's judgement day! Which dinos will survive and which ones will be driven to extinction? Oh, and did I mention who the very special judges are? You! With a pretty shocking twist, of course.
Heather: A lie detector? Sure. Great idea, Chris- (electrical grunt) Sarcasm doesn't count as a lie!
Chris: It's time to vote for your fav dino. Can't vote for your own, of course. And you might wanna tell the truth. Just saying.
Heather: I loved Cody's Pooposauru- (electrical grunt)
Chris: (chuckles) Yeah. Might wanna tell the truth there, Heather.
Heather: Fine. Alejandro's real life dino was my favorite...
Chris: Any reason why?
Heather: Shove it!
Chris: Next!
Alejandro: I, too, vote for the Dungaramus. (Electrical grunt) Fine. I appreciated Noah's as his was the only other realistic one.
Chris: Good enough. Next?
Noah: Despite how gross it is, I gotta vote for Cody's. It was kinda funny.
Chris: And finally?
Cody: Last year, my own mom and dad forgot my birthday. So, I gotta vote for Noah's.
Chris: As the winner, Noah gets this handy-dandy post digger! How will this help Noah? See who wins next right here on Total Drama World Tour.
[Commercial break]
Chris: Welcome back to resource-rich Alberta, Canada. The interns were supposed to bury these barrels full of maple syrup, sugar, spiders, and story short, the interns buried our reserve fuel barrels instead. Since Cody came in second, he gets this rusty old prospector kit.
Cody: Nice!
Chris: And Alejandro takes third place.
Alejandro: A kiddie pail and shovel?
Chris: You're welcome. And for coming in dead last, Heather gets diddly squat. (Heather growls) First one back with a barrel of my oil wins immunity. But even if you don't win, everyone has to bring a barrel.
Cody: There must be twenty square miles of badlands. It's like looking for a needle in twenty square miles of badlands!
Chris: Oh, I forgot to mention. We'll be pummeling you with the occasional boulder. (chuckles) Funny, right? (Chuckles) Now go!
The final 4 run off, but instead of splitting up, Noah goes with Cody.
Noah: Dude, we gotta talk.
Cody: Don't worry. I'm voting for Alejandro.
Noah: Good, but what if he wins immunity?
Cody: … Didn't think of that.
Noah: I know you guys are in an alliance, but would you rather go against me or her?
Cody was about to retort, but he then started thinking.
(Confessional: Cody)
Cody: He does make a good point. I know Heather's been a good ally, but could I bet her in the finale? Hmm...
(Confessional: Off)
Meanwhile with Chris and Chef. Chef is loading boulders in a catapult. He decides to take a break by leaning on the catapult. Chris doesn't notice him as he's relaxing.
Chris: This is the life.
He then pushes the button to launch a boulder, but since Chef was leaning against it, he also gets launched.
Chris: Uh-oh.
Meanwhile with Heather, she is struggling as she has nothing to dig with. Alejandro notices her from afar while smirking. Suddenly, a boulder almost hits Alejandro with an angry Chef on it. Chef then runs off screen with an irritated Alejandro glaring at him.
Back with Noah and Cody. Noah manages to hit something.
Cody: What'd you hit?
Noah: (gasps) It's a barrel of oil! Winners circle here I come!
Noah, with Cody's help, gets the oil from the ground. It has a hole, but oil is oil, so he rolls it back to the plane while Cody stays behind.
Back with Heather, she gets frustrated that she hasn't found a barrel. Some holes are around her showing her progress.
Heather: How am I supposed to find a barrel of oil way out here in Heller?
Suddenly, a bolder almost hits Heather which had an irritated Chris on it. The bolder then lands on something hard. Heather smirks as she thinks it's a barrel.
Heather: Hello, paydirt!
She digs in the area around the barrel with Chris on top which she doesn't notice. Suddenly another bolder almost hits Heather, but she dives out of the way into one of the holes she dug. Unfortunately, the bolder lands on the hole she jumped in.
Heather: Oh, this sucks. I'm stuck in Drumheller! Help!
Back with Noah. He makes it to the plane. He sees no barrels nearby. He punches the air as he has won the challenge.
Meanwhile with Alejandro, he is still trying to win. Then he hears Heather's cry for help.
Heather: Help!
Alejandro: Heather?
Alejandro rushes to her and smirks at her predicament.
Heather: Don't just stand there. Get me out of here!
He then sees the holes Heathers dug. Including the one where she found the barrel of oil.
Heather: And don't even think about it, Alejandro. That barrel is mine!
Chris then regains his composer as he thinks it's the perfect time for-
[musical ding]
Chris: Guess what?
Both grunt as Alejandro starts the song.
Alejandro: I left Bridgette stuck to a pole,
The time Alejandro and Bridgette kissing then Bridgette getting her tongue stuck to the pole is shown.
Alejandro: Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul,
The time Alejandro forces Leshawna off the plane is shown.
Alejandro: Made even Courtney lose control!
The time Alejandro was offering his "Latin warmth" to Courtney is shown.
Alejandro: Now I'm gonna leave you wedged up in a hole!
This is how we will end it... (This game we have played!)
This is how we will end it! (Your bill must be paid!
Heather: Ooh-ooh-ooh.
Please, I'm begging you for your help!
I worked so hard with the hand I was dealt with.
The times Heather tried to gain Sierra and Cody as allies is shown.
Alejandro: You think I'm gonna fall for that?
Ain't a tea party, it's combat!
This is how we will end it... (This game we have played!)
This is how we will end it... (Your bill must be paid!)
Heather: Ooh-ooh-ooh.
I'm wedged in a hole, this isn't right!
If I'm going down, make a fair fight!
It's beneath you to abandon a girl in a ditch.
The time when Alejandro saved Gwen from the electric eels is shown.
Heather: Offer me my dignity, I haven't got a stitch.
Heather: Please, Alejandro. You and I are the greatest adversaries this game has ever seen.
The times Heather and Alejandro were being competitive like in Greece Pieces and Can't Help Fighting For Louvre are shown.
Heather: Is this how you wanna win it? Because I got jammed into a pit by a stupid rock? Is that the victory you want?
Alejandro thinks for a moment, but then continues the song.
Alejandro: I left Bridgette stuck to a pole,
Robbed Leshawna of her fabulous soul,
Made even Courtney lose control,
But I can't leave you wedged in a hole!
This is not how we'll end it! (This game we have played!)
This is not how we'll end it! (But there's a bill to be paid!)
Alejandro then pushes the boulder enough so that Heather is free. He then carries her bride style.
Heather: Could you put me down?
Alejandro: You will never, never, never vote for me!
Heather: Of course not. There's only like, two votes left anyway.
Alejandro: Promise?
Heather: I promise. Now can you cut the King Kong act and put me the Heller down?
He then does so. Heather was about to take her victory, but Alejandro stops her.
Alejandro: Uh-uh. Now you will help me dig up a barrel. We will finish this challenge together.
(Confessionals: Heather and Alejandro)
Heather: Anyone who asks me if I liked having his hand on my shoulder will be wedged in a hole of their own! Got it? It is all strategic.
Alejandro: I did not let my feelings get in the way of the game. It's just that I... changed my mind. Got it? It's all strategic.
(Confessional: Off)
With their own barrels, they discover that there's a barrel there meaning-
Heather: We lost!
Alejandro: We tied for second. But it's okay. The worst that can happen is a tiebreaker. And either one of us could best either one of them. With our eyes closed.
(Confessional: Heather with Noah)
Heather: So, I'm stuck going into the final three with Alejandro. It sucks because he is so good at everything. If I'm lucky, the final challenge will be some other disgusto eating thing, rat intestines or whatever, and he won't have Courtney to cheat for him.
Noah then barges in giving his two cents. This causes Heather to jump, but she keeps her composure.
Noah: Then let's make sure that doesn't happen! We need to talk.
(Confessional: Off)
It is nighttime now. It's shown that all four barrels are next to the plane. The final 4 walk out the plane. Ready to vote.
Chris: I've got a little season one tribute treat for you. Instead of pretzels, we got marshmallows. Remember, Noah has invincibility, so there better not be any votes against him.
Alejandro groans as he had no idea. Noah smirks with satisfaction.
Chris: Time to vote!
(Voting Confessional: The Final 4)
Everyone except Heather votes quickly as she is torn. None of the votes are shown.
(Voting Confessional: Off)
Chris: Alrighty. With immunity, Noah receives the first marshmallow.
Chris tosses him the marshmallow which he catches with joy.
Noah: My first marshmallow on this crappy show.
He then takes a bite and is amazed by the taste. He then eats the rest of it.
Noah: Is this how it tasted on the island?! I wish I wasn't an idiot back then.
Chris: Tonight's second marshmallow goes to... Heather, who also had no votes against her.
Heather also catches her marshmallow, but she doesn't have a smile on her face.
Chris: Let's read the remaining votes, just for a little suspenseful fun. The first vote goes to... Cody.
Cody has a frown on his face while Alejandro is smirking.
Chris: One for Alejandro. Another one for Alejandro.
Alejandro loses the smirk as he heard his name being called twice.
Chris: And the last vote goes to...
Alejandro and Cody are both nervous as this last vote depends on if Heather wants either Cody or Alejandro in the finale.
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Noah: Can you please get on with it!?
Chris: Come on. Don't spoil the drama.
Heather: Just say it already!
Chris: Fine! Alejandro!
Alejandro: What?! Mi amor! Why?!
Heather: I'm not your amor!
Chris: You guys are so cute. It's a shame that you're gonna be separated-
Alejandro: I can't believe you!
Heather: Oh, come on! You're acting like you wouldn't do the same!
Chris: Wow. What an intense moment. Would it ruin it if I said, "this was a reward challenge?"
Heather, Cody, and Noah: WHAT?!
Alejandro: Yes! You guys better be prepared to face the full force of hurricane Alejandro. Next stop, the finale. And I sincerely hope none of you make it!
Noah: I'll like to see you try!
Alejandro: You're just a walking pencil. You can't beat me in anything! I'm smarter and stronger than you.
Noah and Alejandro growl at each other while Cody and Heather watch the display unsure what to do.
Chris: Well, that was a shocker! Will Alejandro get his revenge? How will Noah fair against Alejandro's wrath? Are Alejandro and Heather gonna kiss? Tune in next time on! Total! Drama! World Tour!
Didn't see that coming did ya? Our final 4 stays as it is! But who will make it to the final 3? Also, the plane didn't explode! I didn't see a reason why it would. Since there's no Sierra.
Voting:
Do I even have to tell you? You read the story.
Ranking:
DJ 5th place
Trent 6th place
Blaineley 8th/7th place
Courtney 8th/7th place
Sierra 9th place
Lindsay 10th place
Gwen 11th place
Owen 12th place
Tyler 13th place
Duncan 14th place
Leshawna 15th place
Izzy 16th place
Bridgette 17th place
Harold 18th Place
Ezekiel 19th Place (Last)