Chapter XIV: The Museum Plan
Josh: Already?
HJ: Since I said, "Let's go," I'm gonna say the plan. I'll create a diversion and fight my evil counterpart while the rest of you go into the history museum and reach the roof and wait for me. The Steamferno Clan may have disabled all portals of both the Nether and The End and all types of communication including cell phones. I'm tell EPF to teleport you guys inside the museum while he'll teleport me to where Steam Dark Hugh Jacob is standing.
Josh: Oh, alright.
Everyone else: (agreeing with Josh)
HJ: EPF, teleport the others to the inside of the history museum and teleport me to where Steam Dark Hugh Jacob is standing.
EPF: Hugh Jacob, are you sure about this? Are you 100% sure about this? If I teleport the others to the inside of the museum, they'll easily set off the alarm in there and will recognized as intruders. And Steam Dark Hugh Jacob will try his very best to stop you.
HJ: Yes, I'm sure and 100% sure about this. And plus, it's the risk they're willing to take and the risk I'm willing to take.
EPF: (sighs) Alright, fine! *does so*
(teleporting noises)
*the rest of the gang teleports to the inside of history museum while HJ teleports to where his evil counterpart are standing*
*in the history museum*
Drew: Whew, we made it!
(alarm blaring quickly)
Robotic Voice on PA: Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! This is not a drill!
*back outside*
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: What?! Intruders already!? Time to get them out of the museum!
*HJ steps six blocks away behind from Steam Dark Hugh Jacob*
*Steam Dark Hugh Jacob stops and turns around*
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Current Position Hero Hugh Jacob! What a surprise to see you here. Perhaps I'll deal with you first and get your group of heroes out of that history museum next! You and your gang of heroes must be here to put a stop to our plan to disable all nether portals, end portals, and all types of communication including cell phones forever! But it's not gonna happen! (laughs evilly)
HJ: It's over, Steam Dark Hugh Jacob. Nether portals, End portals, and all types of communication including cell phones will be enabled yet again.
*in the history museum*
Josh: Now's our chance! GO!
*everyone in the gang in the museum run to the correct direction that leads to the roof*
(alarm still continues)
*back outside*
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Oh, it's on, Current Position Hero.
HJ: Then we fight. *draws his laser diamond sword and turns it on*
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Gladly. *draw his dark laser diamond sword and turns it on*
(A Minecraft Note Block Version of "Battle of the Heroes" from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith plays)
(Author's Note: It's from this link: watch?v=1ue5qKDzP_Q)
(HJ and Steam Dark Hugh Jacob both yelling war cries)
(laser swords clanging)
*in the museum*
Josh: They are guards coming this way! Let's beat them up!
*the gang, sans HJ, beat up the guards coming their to stop them*
Drew: Wow, those guards are tough!
Duke: Oi. Just follow Josh and let's get to the top of the museum already!
*back outside*
HJ: This duel is either is gonna be awesome or really painful.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: I'm gonna say painful.
(laser swords clanging)
*HJ damages Steam Dark Hugh Jacob a little bit*
(Steam Dark Hugh Jacob takes damage)
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Ow! You'll pay for that, Hugh Jacob!
(laser swords clanging)
HJ: Maybe I won't.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: If you're wondering where Dr. Steamferno is, he's at his volcano base monitoring our backup plan.
HJ: It's gonna be a great fight for me, but a terrible fight for you.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: My red eyes can know your next moves.
(laser swords clanging)
*in the museum*
Josh: We're on the third floor. We're almost to the roof.
*back at the duel*
HJ: *bends his ice at Steam Dark Hugh Jacob*
(icy wind whooshing)
HJ: How do you like that for a icy result?
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Pathetic. *breaks free from the ice*
*runs toward HJ*
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: (roars)
(laser swords clanging)
*as the song from video link above gets to the four minute mark, the rest of the gang gets to the roof of the museum and wait for HJ*
Tess: *looks down at the duel from the roof* Wow, HJ is really dueling his heart out against his counterpart.
Josh: We can't let Steam Dark Hugh Jacob know we're up here, Tess.
Tess: Oh, okay.
*back during the duel*
HJ: You have been damaged a lot, and you're almost defeated.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: It's not like that and it never will be like that! (laughs evilly)
*as the song from the video link above gets to the five minute mark, Steam Dark Hugh Jacob is almost defeated*
HJ: Ice power strike, final strike! Rah!
(laser fires from HJ's laser diamond sword)
*Steam Dark Hugh Jacob gets knocked back significantly*
*when the video link above gets to the five minute, twelve second mark, the song ends*
HJ: It's over, evil me. I have the high ground.
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: You'll pay for the that, Current Position Hero Hugh Jacob! I'll defeat you and your gang for sure, if it's the LAST thing I do! *teleports away*
(evil warbling teleporting noises)
HJ: Phew. That was an awesome duel!
(the rest of the gang yelling, "HJ")
Josh: HJ, up here!
HJ: Coming! *teleports to the roof of the museum*
(teleporting noises)
*HJ gets to the roof of the museum*
HJ: Okay. Since you freed the museum guards from evilization, and I took care of Steam Dark Hugh Jacob.
Jamie: Now destroy that antenna and let's get outta here!
HJ: *runs to the antenna and destroys it with his laser diamond sword*
(shink!)
*the antenna gets destroyed*
HJ: I think the antenna's gonna blow! Let's teleport to the museum front entrance. *snaps his fingers*
(teleporting noises)
*the gang reaches the front entrance of the history museum*
(teleporting noises)
HJ: Phew! That was close! *looks at the roof of the museum*
*the rest of the gang looks at the roof of the museum*
(antenna explodes like a TNT block)
Narrator/EPF: Gang, the antenna just exploded. All nether portals and end portals will work again. Apparently, so will all types of communication including cell phones.
HJ: Thanks, EPF.
Narrator/EPF: Meanwhile at the Dr. Steamferno's Volcano Base...
Dr. Steamferno: They defeated you all with brute force and freed the museum guards from our control!?
Steam Dark Hugh Jacob: Yes, boss! And all the nether portals and end portals all over the overworld work again. And so do all types of communication! Including cell phones!
Dr. Steamferno: We'll figure a way out to take over the overworld and then the universe once and for all. (laughing evilly)
*the others join in*
(evil laughter from all)
Narrator/EPF: Returning to the scene we were at seconds before...
HJ: Yeah, today was a win!
Josh: And yet, it's sunset.
HJ: EPF, call dad.
Narrator/EPF: You got it, Hugh Jacob!
(line ringing on HJ's phone)
HJ: EPF, hang up!
Narrator/EPF: Okay! *does so*
(line stops ringing on HJ's phone)
*HJ puts his phone up and silences it*
HJ: Let's go back home! *snaps his fingers*
*everyone in the gang teleports back to the Cork Men's house*
(teleporting noises)
*the gang reaches the Cork Men's house*
(teleporting noises)
HJ: Man, that was awesome!
Jamie: You said it, HJ!
HJ: Everybody, let's break it out together.
*everyone in the gang forms a circle and puts their hand like they're gonna break it out*
HJ: Okay, we're ready.
Everyone in unison: Heroes on three! One, two, three, HEROES!
*everyone jumps and raises their arms from when they broke it out together at the same time*
Tom: I wonder what the Steamferno Clan is gonna do next.