Poor Platypuses- Albert, Angel, Brittany, Jake, Katelyn, Katniss, Melaine, Preston, Selina, Sett, Zavid 11/11
Desperate Dingos- Annabelle, Arthur, Boris, Courtney, Edna, Kaito, Ketch, Krystal, Nathan, Rupert, Viola 11/11
The scene opens up on Chris in front of the mansion.
"Hey there viewers, Chris McLean here and last time on Total Drama Ridgemont Estates, we met our contestants, and surprise surprise, most of them were either rich a*shoes or eccentric weirdos. Then after that, they were tasked with finding red or green coins that decided their teams. Some people found their coins easily, while others had a bit of work to do."
Flashback to Sett getting his arm stuck in the confessional toilet.
Chris continued. "Then I told everyone that they were…" Chris snickers a bit before continuing, "...the Poor Platypuses and the Desperate Dingoes." He wipes some tears from his eyes and says "Best job ever" before continuing with "but anyways, we're just getting this party started here on TOTAL...DRAMA…RIDGEMONT ESTATES!" The camera zooms out and the dramatic music plays.
*Theme song plays*
Multiple cameras popped out from the ground, fences, statues of Chris, and other objects at the mansion. The camera then flew past Chris, who was trying to hide the fact that he stole some of the prize money.
"Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine, You guys are on my mind." The camera went up the front lawn, where Edna was playing with a dog toy and Boris was sitting on a lawn chair reading the news when suddenly, Edna stopped playing with the toy and immediately went over to bother Boris, but he was not amused, so he rolled up the newspaper and hit her on the head with it, but Edna liked that and begs him to do it again. Boris facepalms himself then calls for Bertram, who removes Edna from him, but not before she rips off his pants.
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see." The camera went over to the front door, which opens up to Chef, who is tied to a stick and has an apple in his mouth, being tossed out by Katniss, who then drags him away.
"I wanna be famous." We go inside to see Annabelle, who's sitting on a couch cutting out coupons and cursing herself for doing so. Next to her is Albert, who's reading a magazine about auto mechanics.
"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then made its way into the dining room where on one end of the table, we see Rupert, who is discussing something with Arthur and, but Arthur says something that makes Rupert's eyes widen and facepalm himself.
"So pack your bags, 'cause I've already won." The camera moved over to the other side of the table, where Katelyn was discussing something with Preston, the latter of which then sighs.
"Everything to prove, nothing in my way." Next, we go upstairs to see Nathan and Kaito watching TV when suddenly, something's wrong with the remote. Nathan pushed some buttons, but somehow, the remote exploded and launched Nathan clear out of the room.
"I'll get there one day." We cut to the hallway, where Nathan wooshes by Sett and Jake, who are in the middle of a very intense slap fight, and Zavid who is right there by them laughing at them.
"Cause I wanna be famous." Meanwhile in the girls bathroom, Angel, Brittany, and Selina were fighting, with Selina's maid Tilly trying to break it up, but to no avail. As this is going on, Krystal gets out of a stall, and just ignoring the fight, washed her hands in the sink off to the far right.
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." Moving on to Melanie's room, she is seen doing her makeup on her bed until Nathan bursts through her door and lands on top of her. He nervously smiled at her and shrugged his shoulders, and she just sighed and facepalmed.
"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera jumped over to the backyard, where Viola is seen practicing her violin. Next to her is Ketch getting some hot dogs off the grill and serving them to Courtney.
"I wanna be, I wanna be famous." Finally, we see Veronica and Dustin cleaning the confessional toilet as Jeeves and Steven are just outside the confessional in the middle of an intense fencing match. It then cuts to a shot of everyone in front of the mansion. Everyone that is except for Nathan, who breaks a window from the floor above and falls on everyone, knocking out the sign that said the name of the season, Total Drama Ridgemont Estates that was above them.
*Theme song over*
Confessional: Edna
Again, she doesn't say anything, she just drinks from the toilet.
Confessional over
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The morning after the first challenge, Krystal knocks on Viola's door.
"Hello" Viola says after answering, "oh hey there, it's you." Viola waves at her.
"Hey," Kyrstal also waved, "I just wanted to thank you for saving my life yesterday. If it wasn't for you I may not be here today."
"Oh, you're welcome, but it was no big deal." Viola shrugged it off.
Krystal is taken aback by this response, but she decided not to show it. "Yeah, I guess you're right. Thank you or whatever I guess."
Viola's eyes widened. "Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom."
Confessional: Viola
"She thanks me and then she acts like that? What is with her?" She questions.
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Confessional: Krystal
"That…definitely wasn't the reaction that I was expecting." She sighed. "Could I have handled that differently? Yes, but it's just that I'm new to this whole being nice stuff."
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Confessional: Nathan
"Phew." He wipes off his forehead even though there is no sweat whatsoever. "My luck saved me last time with it being a non elimination round and all, but this time, I'm pretty sure that won't be the case. I've seen enough Total Drama before to know that if there's no elimination challenge the first episode, you can be darn sure that one of us is going home the second episode. So this time, I'm going to have to up my game." He pulls a lucky horseshoe and some three leaf clovers out of his pockets. "Wish me luck."
Just then, Chris's voice could be heard via the intercom on the ceiling. "Attention contestants, the challenge starts in 20 minutes. Until then, everyone go down to the dining hall to get your breakfast. Chris out."
"Op, looks like I've gotta go." Nathan said before exiting the confessional.
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In the dining room, everyone was eating their pancakes and sausage links with either milk or juice. The Platypuses were on the north end of the table and the Dingoes on the south.
"Seriously, what are these?" Krystal asked as she tried to pick up her pancake with a spoon.
"I believe they're called pancakes." Courtney, who was right across the table from Krystal responded, "and I think they're like regular cakes but smaller and made it a pan."
"Oh, I see. Then why isn't this working?" Krystal said as she kept stabbing her pancakes with a spoon.
Seeing this unfold right next to him, Rupert said to Krystal "Here, you're supposed to eat them like this." He then demonstrates by cutting his pancake with a butter knife and picking the piece up and eating it with his fork.
"Oh, I see." Krystal then did the same. Boris, who was right next to Rupert facepalmed himself.
Confessional: Boris
He sighed. "Well, I know who the weak links of this team are going to be, besides that disgusting thing, Edna. But at least on the bright side, if we lose, I know to pin the blame on those three ladies, err…two and a half I guess."
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Ketch was busy making art out of his breakfast.
"Aaaaaaaaand done!" Ketch said as he finished it off by putting a cherry on top.
"Woah, that looks cool!" Kaito commented. "What is that supposed to be?"
"It's supposed to be the Eiffel Tower made out of rolled up pancakes and sausages." Ketch said right before the entire structure collapsed. "Dang it, I thought that syrup would hold!" Ketch snapped his fingers in frustration.
"Oh well, that was probably Nathan's luck." Kaito told him.
Ketch raised an eyebrow. "Who's Nathan?" He asked, as he didn't know who Nathan was since they haven't met yet.
"Oh, this is Nathan." Kaito gestured to his friend sitting right next to him, who was wearing a chain with a rabbit's foot attached to it around his neck and charm horseshoe bracelets around his wrists.
"Hi." Nathan waved at Ketch.
"Hey there." Ketch said as he was a little confused. "Did you knock over my structure?"
"Did I?" Nathan responded, "I'm so sorry. I didn't know."
"Hmmm, okay then, I'll just eat my breakfast now." Ketch said.
"Don't you fret," Arthur whispered in Ketch's ear, "I'm still trying to figure it out myself."
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Meanwhile, over on the Platypus side of the table, Angel was busy eating her food when suddenly Katelyn walked into the dining hall without wearing any makeup.
"Okay, who stole my makeup?" Katelyn bellowed out loudly, which most everyone else laughed at, as she had some major acne on her face. Katelyn glanced over at Angel and saw she had a devious smile on her face, so she went up to Angel and pointed directly at her face as she said "I bet you took it didn't you? Didn't you?" The second time she said it louder.
Angel laughed in her face. "I was just borrowing it you dolt," she pulled Katelyn's makeup out of her purse. "Here, I was going to give it back to you anyway."
"Good!" Katelyn forcefully swiped it from her cousin. "Don't do that again without asking me first!"
"But like, you would've said no anyways," Angel responded, "so what's the point?"
Katelyn's face just turned red with anger. "I'll get you back for this!" Katelyn declared before she stormed out of the room.
Confessional: Angel
She had a good laugh before she finally wiped a tear from her eye and said "Oh man, it was so much fun messing with her like that, and all I had to do was just swipe her makeup when she wasn't looking. Oh that was pure comedy gold!" She laughed some more. "Messing with her is good fun, but I'm not stupid to do something like that during the challenge, I'll get kicked off."
Confessional: Katelyn
She now has her makeup on. "That was a dirty rotten trick and she knows it! Hmmm, maybe I should bait her into doing something like that during the challenge, I'm sure that'll get her kicked off."
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Confessional: Jake
He also laughed. "Oh man, those girls are so hilarious! I can't even…" he says as he laughs. "Messing with them is going to be so much fun!"
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"Man, that was funny," Selina laughed with Tilly right next to her.
Tilly also chuckles as well. "It sure was, but those girls are rough." She commented.
"Yeah, Selina said, with teammates like that, I'd better make sure to secure myself with an alliance."
"How about that girl over there?" Tilly pointed at Melaine as she whispered in Selina's ear. "She doesn't seem as abrasive as some of your other options."
"Good idea," Selina whispered back before moving next to the actress. "Hi," she greeted her, "Melaine, is it?"
"Huh?" Melaine turned to Selina. "Who's Melaine?" The actress answered, as she was playing up her dumb act.
Selina frowned. "You." She stated bluntly. "Would you be interested in an alliance?" She whispered in Melainie's ear.
"What's an alli…allia…that word?"
Selina facepalmed herself. "It's like a friendship between me and you to get ahead in the game." Selina explained.
"Oh, I see." Melaine blinks twice before she responds with "Sure, we can do that, yeah."
"Okay, great!" Selina said before going back to Tilly and gave her a thumbs up.
Confessional: Selina
"Man she's dumb, but hey, as long as she's not a liability, and as long as she's not Angel or Katelyn, I'm willing to go along with it, even though she may test my patience at times."
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Confessional: Melanie
She giggles. "Even before the first elimination challenge I have an alliance! Those are the benefits of appearing to be non threatening." She grinned evilly.
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A few minutes later, after Katelyn came back into the dining room to get some breakfast, Preston immediately asked her "Are you alright dear sis?"
"Don't f*cking talk to me!" Katelyn yelled in his ear.
"Yes, whatever you say Katelyn." A now temporarily deaf Preston said.
Albert saw this and asked Preston "Mate, like what the bloody heck was that?"
"What?" Preston turned to Albert with a confused look. "I couldn't hear you. Could you speak up a bit."
Albert just sighed and facepalmed himself. "Don't worry buddy. Albert patted him on the back. "Just go back to eating your food."
"Huh?"
"I said go back to eating your food!" Albert said a bit louder.
"I'm just going to go back to eating my food." Preston said before doing just that.
Confessional: Albert
He writes something down on a piece of paper. "Note to self: talk to him later when he has regained his hearing."
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As everyone else was busy eating, Zavid ran into the room and went up to Jake.
"It is done." Zavid said to Jake.
"Good, is he on his way?" Jake whispered back to Zavid.
"Yep." Zavid gave Jake a thumbs up.
"Great, and I lived up to my part of the bargain. Just hand him these." Jake handed Zavid a plate of pancakes and sausage. Just then, Sett walked in and sat down next to the two.
"Don't make me run any more errands for you, I'm not your errand boy!" Sett told Zavid as he pointed at him.
"I know, I know, you're Sett Kayle. Here, have these." Zavid laid down the plate that Jake gave to him.
"What the h*ll are these?" Sett responded.
"What, you've never seen pancakes before?" Zavid asked Sett.
"Honestly, no. How do you eat these?" Sett asked as Jake was giggling in the background.
"With a fork." Zavid told Sett as he handed one to him.
"Alright." Sett stabbed a whole pancake with his fork and stuffed it into his mouth, which the other two guys couldn't help but laugh at. Sett turned his head to the other two guys in the power trio and asked them "What?" With a mouth full of pancake.
"You're not supposed to do it like that!" Jake said as he chuckled.
Sett swallowed his pancake. "Then tell me how the f*ck to do this!"
"Okay, okay," Zavid calmed down. "First, you're supposed to cut it up into pieces…"
"Okay, what next?" Sett interrupted Zavid.
"Next, stick out your tongue." Zavid said as he smiled.
"Um, okay." Sett stuck out his tongue, which was blue. This caused Jake and Zavid to laugh hysterically. "What?" Sett asked, as he was confused.
"You might want to look in a mirror." Jake said in between laughing.
Sett turned to Brittany and swiped her pocket mirror that she was using.
"Hey, gimme that!" An annoyed Brittany said to Sett.
"I'll give it back." Sett said before he looked into the mirror and stuck his tongue out again to see that it had turned blue. His face then turned red with anger.
Confessional: Sett
"I swear, I'll get them back if it's the last thing I do, or my name isn't Sett Kayle!" Sett declares as he points at the camera.
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Confessional: Jake
Again, he's giggling in the confessional. "That was the funniest sh*t ever, all I had to do was just inject a little bit of this special food coloring into the pancakes and boom! Now Sett has a blue tongue for the rest of the day!" He says before going back to laughing.
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Meanwhile, Katniss and Edna were busy fighting over their food underneath the table.
"Edna wants more sausage!" She said as she pulled back on the links with her teeth.
"No, Katniss want more meat!" She said as she pulled back with her hands.
They kept pulling, but eventually the piece of sausage they were fighting over split into two. They then saw a pancake drop on the floor. They both stared at each other before they both dived on it.
"Hey, watch where you're going!" Boris said as he scooted his chair away from them.
They both grabbed the pancake with their teeth and fought over it, bumping into peoples' legs as they did so.
"Ow!" Selina said before she turned to Tilly. "Did you just step on my foot?"
"Nope." Tilly replied.
"Hey, who's playing footsie with me?" Jake asked as he felt something on his leg.
"Not me." Sett said.
Zavid just shrugged his shoulders.
"Hey, who did that?" Annabelle said as she felt something push up against her legs.
"Oh, it's just those two insane crazy people who act like animals fighting under the table." Boris said to everyone else there as he took a bite of sausage.
The rest of the contestants looked underneath the table to see Katniss and Edna fighting over table scraps.
"Hey you two, knock it off!" Jake shouted at them.
"Yeah," Katelyn continued scolding them, "this is like, so uncouth of you guys!"
They just continued to fight.
"Does anyone have a newspaper?" Jake asked.
"Or like, maybe a spray bottle?" Courtney also asked.
Boris tossed his newspaper to Zavid, who took it and said "Thank you" before bending over to smack Katniss.
Katniss then turned to Zavid and said "Huh? What you doing that for?"
"Can you guys please, just take this outside? The rest of us are trying to eat here!" Zavid told them loudly.
"But, there's food outside." Edna pointed out.
"Yeah, what we supposed to do?" Katniss said.
Cuts to Jake locking them outside with a stack of pancakes and sausages. "There, that'll hold them."
Just then, Chris walked into the frame and said "It would, if it weren't for the fact that it's challenge time, baby! So let them back in."
Jake sighed. "Fine." He said before reluctantly letting them back in the mansion.
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Cuts to everyone outside next to a gravel road. The contestants are sitting on chairs while Chris and Chef are standing on a stage in front of them.
"This is the elimination area for this season," Chris explained. "If I call your name, you come up here and grab your safety item, and then sit back down in your seat. If I don't call your name, you are to leave here and never come back."
"Just tell us the freaking elimination method already!" Jake shouted at Chris.
"I was just about to get to that." Chris said before he cleared his throat. "This season, the losers will be taking a ride on the a*s of shame!" Chris motions towards a yellow bus that is so old and broken down, that it requires a donkey to drive it. Yeah that's right, a donkey. I am not making that up.
"Hee-haw!" The donkey said as the screen turned towards a tanned man driving the bus who had a 4'8 short and stout build, and obviously, he has a huge a*s, in more ways than one, lol. He had short, dark brown hair and the same color eyes. He was wearing blue overalls over a light red long sleeve shirt with black boots that had spurs on them and a straw hat.
"Howdy folks," he waved as he greeted them, "name's Hugh Jass, and I'm here ta drive ya folks out of this here place." Hugh said before he spat into a trash can that was next to him.
Courtney covered her nose. "Eww I can smell that donkey from here!"
"You don't like it? Then don't get eliminated!" Chris quipped back at Courtney.
"Um, did he just say that his name was Hugh Jass?" Preston asked.
"That's right!" Hugh responded.
"Um, okay." Preston scratched his head. "What about the challenge?"
"Yes, right. Follow me." Chris said before it cut to everyone back in the mansion. Beside Chris and Chef were two doors. "Now, for your first challenge, we decided you guys should do something fun, so for the first part, your task is to mess up these rooms as much as you can, like a rock star! Any questions?"
"Yes I have one," Selina raised her hand.
"Yes Selina?" Chris addressed her.
"What's the catch?" Selina asked straight up.
"Catch? Why whatever do you mean?" Chris acted confused. "Before the challenge, I had my two interns set everything up for you to smash."
Confessional: Selina
"There's the catch." Selina crossed her arms. "Knowing that Veronica, she probably put glue on everything or something like that."
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"Any other questions, comments, or concerns?" Chris asked. No one else raised their hand, so Chris got out an air horn. "You each have one hour. Your challenge begins…NOW!" He said as he blew the air horn on that last word. Everyone else covered their ears.
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In the Platypuses room, mostly everyone was just going for it. As soon as Sett made it into the room, he picked up a vase and tried to smash it, but when he threw it on the ground, he was missing one vase.
"What the heck?" Sett said as he looked at his hand.
Others tried to grab things with a similar result occuring.
"I think everything is glued down to the floors and tables." An annoyed Angel told the rest of the team.
Confessional: Selina
Again, she had her arms crossed and a serious expression on her face as she just said two words. "Called it."
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Confessional: Veronica
She is laughing in the confessional. "I'm sorry, but I just had to. I couldn't pass up the opportunity!" She says before going back to giggling.
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"Anyone got any bats, pipes, screwdrivers, or hammers?" Jake asked anyone who was listening.
"I do mates," Albert spoke up, "except for the pipes, I keep them here in my tool belt. Here, you guys can borrow them." Albert then handed out one tool each to everyone else on the team, and saved a hammer for himself.
"Alright everyone, let's get smashing!" Sett said before he smashed the same vase from before with a mallet. Everyone else got to work breaking items as well.
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Meanwhile in the Dingoes room, everyone was busy planning.
"Okay so like, what should we do first?" Courtney asked the rest of her team.
"I say we let luck decide!" Nathan suggested as he stuck his hand up.
"Oh yeah, and how are we going to do that?" Boris questioned Nathan as he crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow.
"With this!" Nathan says as he pulled out a mini wheel with different furniture names listed on it. "We can each take turns spinning it and…"
"I'll stop you right there." Boris shushed Nathan. "That is just a straight up bad idea for lunatics."
"Ahem." Rupert pretended to clear his throat, to which Boris noticed, rolling his eyes. "That wasn't very nice you know." Rupert whispered in Boris's ear.
Boris sighed. "Fine." He said before turning to Nathan and saying "I'm sorry for blowing up like that, please do continue." Boris told Nathan, even though he didn't want to.
Confessional: Rupert
"I really think I'm making progress with him." Rupert said optimistically.
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Confessional: Boris
He had his arms crossed. "I hate that little twerp. As soon as I can find someone to replace him, I will with no hesitation."
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"Okay so as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted," Nathan glares at Boris before continuing, "we could each spin the wheel and then work on breaking whatever we get." He suggested.
"That sounds like a good idea in theory," Viola answered, but we only have an hour." She pointed out.
"That is a good point." Courtney said.
Boris sighed. "Let's just get this over with" he said before hitting a vase to the ground with his rolled up newspaper, smashing it.
Edna saw this and immediately exclaimed "Edna smash" before knocking over the same table that the vase was on.
"Yeah, that's right," Boris egged her on, "let's just wreck the place!"
Just then, Edna chewed on Boris's pant leg.
"You've got to be kidding me." Boris sighed.
Confessional: Boris
"You know, she would make a good lackey if it weren't for the fact that she chews on my pants."
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Most everyone else on the team laughed at Boris.
"What are you dolts looking at? You're wasting valuable time!" Boris told everyone.
"Even though that was rude, he does have a point." Rupert pointed out.
"Yeah, I say we just do the challenge." Arthur said. Everyone agreed with him and went along with breaking, smashing, and destroying whatever they could find.
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Over in the Platypuses room, it was complete chaos, as everyone was just going for it. Everyone that is, except for one person.
Preston finished throwing all the clothes out of the closet and spreading around the hangers everywhere before reporting back to Katelyn. "Okay, that takes care of the closet, what should we do next?" He asked her.
Katelyn, who was just busy filing her nails, instructs Preston "Like, I don't know. Just tear up some pillows or something."
Confessional: Katelyn
"Like, why should I have to get my hands dirty or chip a nail when I don't have to? Besides like Chris said, it's only the first part of the challenge, I can just do my part in the second half and not be on the chopping block." She stated.
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Confessional: Preston
"I really hope Katelyn doesn't make me do all the work for her this season. If she does, I think I'm going to collapse by around episode 8."
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Preston went to grab a pillow, but he was hit in the gut by a club, knocking him over.
"Katniss smash!" She said after hitting Preston.
"What was that for?" Preston asked Katniss.
"Katniss smash!" She repeated.
"What do you think you were doing?" Katelyn said aggressively to Katniss.
"Katniss want to smash because Chris told us to!" Katniss said proudly.
"Well Katniss should go smash somewhere else!" Katelyn yelled at her. "Don't you dare mess with my brother when I told him to do something for me! Who do you think you are? The queen of the world or something?" Katelyn went off on a tangent. She didn't even give Katniss any time to respond before she said "Oh wait, that's my job, you're just a loser who has no business wasting my time. So shoo shoo." Katelyn made a gesture like she was shooing away a fly in front of Katniss.
Confessional: Katniss
"Katniss don't like her. She's a mean lady."
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Katelyn then turned to Preston and said "What the h*ll was that?"
"But I…"
"Why didn't you block it?" She asked him.
"How could I? I didn't see it coming." Preston responded back to her.
Katelyn sighed. "Look, it doesn't matter, just get up and do what I told you. Go rip apart those pillows or whatever."
Now it was Preston's turn to sigh. "Okay" he just said before getting up.
Albert saw this and got even more upset, but he knew that there was nothing he could do about it, as Katelyn was currently watching Preston.
Confessional: Albert
"I've got to figure out a way to get him alone, or at the very least, away from her." He stated.
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Over in the Dingoes room, Krystal and Annabelle were busy having a pillow fight as Viola was off to the side doing what she can for the challenge, not wanting to participate in the pillow fight.
"Take that!" Anna said as she hit Krystal right square on the noggin.
"Oh, you're going to regret doing that!" Krystal said before hitting Anna on the side.
Annabelle grunted as she took a swing at Krystal.
"Hah, you missed!" Krystal said as Anna's swing went errant, bopping Viola on the head instead.
"I get ten points!" Anna said after hitting Viola, and before she could react.
"I said I don't want to be a part of your guys' pillow fight!" An annoyed Viola told them.
"Oh come on V, it's fun!" Krystal told the violinist.
"No thanks, I'll just stay here, emptying off this nightstand." Viola said as she knocked a lamp to the floor.
Annabelle saw this and sat down right next to her. "Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but come on, give it a shot." She encouraged Viola.
"Yeah, just because this is a challenge, doesn't mean we can't have fun." Krystal said as she sat down next to Viola, only on her other side.
"I'm participating in the challenge, you guys are just having a pillow fight." Viola told them.
"Um yaah," Krystal said, "and we're getting feathers everywhere." It zooms out so we can see all the little white feathers on the floor.
"That was the idea." Anna told Viola.
"Oh, I see." Viola said before getting a smile on her face. "Well in that case, I guess I could give it a try."
"That's the spirit!" Krystal said, then gave Viola a pillow.
"Now make a slight tear in it." Anna told Viola.
"Right." Viola said before she did so.
Meanwhile, Boris was trying to get Edna to let go of his pants leg.
"Why won't you let go you infernal little…"
Edna stopped chewing on Boris's pant leg to ask him "Does Master Boris want Edna to let go?"
"Uuuuuuuum…" Boris blinked, not knowing what else to say other than "Why yes. Yes I do."
"Okay, Edna stop now." She pulled away from him.
"Uhh, good. Now could you please focus your attention on this challenge and wreak havoc on this place?" Boris asked of Edna.
At this, Edna smiled. "You want Edna to play?"
"Um, yes. If that'll get you to do what I want you to do, then sure." Boris told her.
Edna's smile just grew even wider. "Edna thought you would never ask! Edna will play around in this room like Master Boris wants!"
"Good, that's great!" Boris smiled as she got to tearing up the room.
Confessional: Boris
He's smiling and rubbing his hands together as he says "Oh yes, I can work with this! As long as I learn her lingo, so I can control her, I think we'll go far together. Mwahahahahahahahaha!" He laughed evilly in the confessional.
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Confessional: Edna
"Back home Edna do whatever Master King wants, but never has he asked Edna to play with an entire room like that. This is like heaven for Edna!" She says, then pants.
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Over in the Platypuses room, Sett, Jake, and Zavid were busy beating up the bathroom with hammers, spears, or whatever they had. Including Sett, who was trying to break the sink with a tiny little screwdriver.
"Er er er er!" Sett kept grunting as he kept hitting it.
"Are you getting tired, Sett?" Zavid asked him.
"No," Sett responded, "why do you ask?"
"Nothing." Zavid chuckled before Jake opened his mouth.
"Because you've been going at it for a while, and nothing has changed." Jake told him.
"I think I'm getting close!" Sett said as he kept hitting the sink with the screwdriver. "Just a few more…" Sett keeps hitting it, but to no avail. "Okay, I give up. This is impossible."
"Why don't you try punching it with your fist?" Jake encourages Sett.
"Really, are you sure?" A doubtful Sett asks.
"Yeah, totally." Zavid chimed in. "You look pretty strong, so it shouldn't hurt you that much."
"Okay." Sett balls his right hand up into a fist and punches the sink. "Ouch! That hurt like h*ll!" Sett curses as his friends Jake and Zavid laugh at them.
Confessional: Sett
"Those guys don't know who they're dealing with. I'm Sett Kayle and I will get them for this!" Sett said as he banged his fist on the counter next to the sink, which only caused him to yell "Ow" and grab his his hand with his other hand. "Right after I get some medical attention."
Just then, Jeeves opened up the confessional door and said "You called, sir?"
"What the…"
Before Sett can continue, Jeeves explains "I'm the medical attendant for this season. When you said you needed medical attention, I rushed over as soon as I could.
"Okay," Sett said, "but that was like, really fast."
"It's what I do sir."
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Confessional: Zavid
He laughed, then he said "Sometimes, it's just too easy" before he laughed some more.
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Meanwhile, Brittany was busy using a hammer to destroy things, while Melaine was using a wrench when she 'accidently' dropped it on Brittany's foot.
"Ouch! Hey, watch where you drop that thing!" Brittany screamed.
"Oops, sorry." Melaine covered her mouth, which hid her laughter from Brittany. "Won't happen again."
"Well, it better not." Brittany said as she picked up Melanie's wrench. "Here" she said as she handed it to her.
"Thank you." Melaine said as she took it back.
"Now go over there or something." Brittany pointed at a closet. "That way you can't possibly hit me with that thing again." She mumbled underneath her breath.
"Okay!" Melaine gave Brittany a thumbs up, then went to the closet in question.
Brittany muttered some curse words as Melaine hit the closet door with her wrench. Melaine then hit the doorknob then 'accidently' lost control of her wrench. The wrench went flying up into the air and hit Brittany on the head this time.
"Ouch! What the h*ll?" Brittany said as she turned around.
"Sorry," Melaine then explained, "but I hit it too hard and it just went flying and I couldn't stop it!"
Brittany sighed. "Just don't do it again" she as she as she picked up the wrench for the second time and gave it back to Melaine.
"Sure!" Melaine said as she took it.
Confessional: Brittany
She rubs her forehead. "Ugh, she is starting to get on my nerves. I mean I know she's dumb, but come on. If she does that a few more times, I'm going to consider that maybe she's messing with me."
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Confessional: Melanie
She giggles. "Okay, that was fun but now I should probably knock it off before she thinks that I'm messing with her."
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Meanwhile, Nathan was trying to destroy stuff in the room, but everything he was doing was actually making the room look better in some way. For example, he tried to pull apart the shower curtain, but he just ended up tripping and falling on some soap which cleaned the mirror that Arthur was spraying toothpaste on.
"Hey!" Arthur said in response.
"Ugh, I give up" Nathan said before the soap ricocheted off the wall and hit him on the head, which he said "Ouch" to in response.
"Don't be so negative." Kaito told him.
"What's the point?" Nathan said. "I fix things that are broken and I can't seem to break a darn thing in this challenge without inadvertently making something else better." He groaned.
"Yeah that is a problem, but look on the bright side, we still have a chance to win the challenge for today," Kaito encouraged, "and even if we don't, we won't vote for you, right Arthur?"
"Yes right, whatever." Arthur replied as he was deep in thought
"Gee thanks guys. It's good to have…"
Before Nathan could continue, Arthur interrupted him with "Have you tried fixing things?"
Nathan raised an eyebrow and said "Excuse me?"
"Yeah, isn't that like, the opposite of what we're supposed to do?" Kaito chimed in.
"Yes but Nathan, if you're inadvertently fixing things when you try to break other things," Arthur explained, "with your luck, plus the lucky charms you're wearing, wouldn't you do the inverse when you try to fix things?"
Nathan's eyes widened as he said "Actually, that's not a bad idea."
"Ahh, like reverse psycho.. reverse psych…Oh, whatever it is that people call it." Kaito said.
Confessional: Arthur
He facepalms himself. "I swear, that guy isn't very bright, is he? It's called reverse psychology!" He goes off on a tangent before calming down. "Oh well, as long as he doesn't get in the way and interfere with my plans, I'm willing to work with him.
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Nathan tries cleaning the bathroom walls rather than attempting to rip the shower curtain off and wouldn't you know it? He tripped on a bottle of shampoo and fell over right into the shower curtain, taking it down with him.
"I think it's working!" Nathan said as he gave a thumbs up. Kaito gave him one back.
Confessional: Nathan
"I think Arthur's suggestion is actually working. It's great to have someone smart like him on our team! It sure helps to counter balance my luck."
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Meanwhile, as Nathan bumped into the wall, on the other side, Ketch was startled by the sound.
"Bwah! What was that?" Ketch said as he jumped.
"I don't know, but you landed on my foot." Courtney told him.
"Huh?" Ketch turned to her. "Oh, sorry." He said before moving his foot.
"Just don't do it again." An agitated Courtney said to him.
"You got it!" Ketch gave her a thumbs up.
Two seconds later, Nathan bumped into the wall again, only harder this time, causing Ketch to get scared and jump into her arms.
"Didn't I tell you not to do that again like three seconds ago?" An annoyed Courtney asked rhetorically.
"Uhh, heh heh," he gulped nervously, "yeah, sorry about that, won't happen again."
"It better not!"
Ketch got off of her, only for Nathan to bust a hole in the wall and land on Ketch, who in turn landed on Courtney.
"Whoops, sorry." Nathan apologized as he got up and then grabbed Ketch's hand to help him up.
"It's alright," Ketch sighed, "but I'm not the one you should be apologizing to."
"Huh?"
Ketch got up and showed him Courtney, who was bewildered at this point.
"Oh."
Confessional: Courtney
"I swear, if this keeps happening, I'm going to get injury eliminated."
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After the hour was over, everyone had gathered around Chris in the hallway.
"Did everyone have fun?" Chris asked the contestants sarcastically.
Most people said nothing, but there were a few grunts and groans.
Chris smiled and said "That's great. Now, as for the second part of today's challenge, you all will be cleaning the room that the other team wrecked! Isn't this fun?"
At this development, even more grunts and groans were heard from everyone competing.
"Do we have to?" An annoyed Boris asked Chris.
"Do you want to get eliminated tonight?" Chris retorted back at Boris.
Boris sighed and said "No."
"Then yes, yes you do." Chris told him. "Now, anyone else want to try to weasel their way out of this?" He asked the rest of the contestants, who just shook their heads. "Good, you'll be provided with brooms and dustpans, as well as other cleaning tools. Your hour starts riiiiiiiiight… NOW!" Chris said as he blew his air horn.
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Confessional: Brittany
"Ugh, what a stupid challenge. This is just like home!" Brittany crossed her arms then imitated her mother as she said "Go clean your room Brittany! Go take out the trash Brittany! Go wash Topher's (note 1) clothes Brittany!" Before speaking again in her normal voice. "Why is it that I can never catch a break?"
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In the Platypuses room, Selina took charge of the group.
Selina started out with "Okay, since I'm the team leader…"
Before Selina could continue, Jake interrupted her with "Wait, we have a team leader?"
"If anyone should be the team leader, it should be me!" Katelyn said aloud.
"Right Katelyn, you totally should." Preston added.
Angel chuckled. "Of course you would think that."
"Oh, like you would be any better!" Katelyn snapped back at Angel.
"Guys…" Selina tried to get things back on track, but she was ignored.
"Why shouldn't I be team leader?" Jake asked the group. "I mean, I am older and wiser than you all."
"Older, yes. Wiser? That's debatable." Brittany said to him.
Jake angrily responded to Brittany with "You should be one to talk, you attacked someone because they didn't know who you were even though there are billions of people on this planet and you're just one of them!"
"Hmph!" Brittany folded her arms. "Well they should've!"
"Ha!" Jake laughed.
As they continued to fight, Katniss slinked away from the group.
"Guys!" Selina yelled.
"What?" They all responded.
Selina was genuinely shocked that it worked, but she continued on with "We need to get started on this second part of the challenge."
"What are we supposed to do again?" Sett asked.
Selina sighed. "We've got to clean this place up."
"What is cleaning?" Sett asked.
"The thing that you have your servants do." Zavid told him.
"Oh, right." Sett responded.
Selina facepalmed herself. "I have my work cut out for me" she whispered to herself.
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Over in the Dingoes room, everyone was just doing their own thing.
"Okay, let's just get this over with." Boris stated.
"It would go a lot faster with teamwork." Rupert said to him.
Confessional: Boris
He had his arms crossed as he imitated Rupert's voice, saying "It would go a lot faster with teamwork. Ugh!" He stopped the imitation as he groaned. "This guy is really high maintenance."
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"Teamwork?" Edna tilted her head. "What that?"
"Well I'm glad you asked." Rupert said before he turned to Edna, to which Boris facepalmed himself. "Wha!" He exclaimed, surprised to see Edna on all fours.
Before anything else could happen, Boris stepped in and said "Look Edna, you go find some flowers, while Rupert and I put this vase back together."
"Sure thing Master Boris." Edna said before she exited the room.
Rupert glanced over at Boris with an impressed look on his face. He then started clapping for him. "Boris, nice job ol' boy," Rupert said in his fake British accent. "You've been taking what I've been saying to heart, haven't you?"
"Uh… yes." Boris lied.
"So, now that it looks like you have mastered step one, I'd like to move on to step two of my plan, which I call A.C.T." Rupert explained to a disinterested Boris. "Do you know what that stands for?"
"No," Boris said, but I have a feeling that you're going to tell me." He said honestly.
Rupert chuckled. "Well that's true, it stands for…"
Boris doesn't let Rupert finish, saying "Shouldn't we be working on the challenge?"
"Sure." Rupert started sweeping. "We can talk about it as we work."
This response caused Boris to groan internally.
Confessional: Rupert
"It's good to see Boris make some progress. I really think I'm getting through to him."
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Confessional: Boris
He stuck his arms up in the air as he said "Ugh, could this challenge get any worse?"
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The scene then shifted to the rest of the room, where the others were working on the challenge.
"Okay, let's see how this goes." Nathan said as he grabbed a feather duster and started cleaning.
"I'm sure everything will be alright." Kaito told Nathan. Not long after he did so, Nathan tripped on a curtain, and it caused this domino effect of things things fall over, eventually ending with Ketch getting hit with a lamp and causing him to trip and fall, almost landing on Courtney, but luckily for her, this time she saw Ketch and was able to catch him.
"I know, you're sorry." Courtney predicted what Ketch was going to say.
"Yep." Ketch said awkwardly. He got up and said "I'm not really sure how that happened."
"This seems to happen a lot with you." Courtney stated. "It's like you have really bad luck or something."
"Eh, Ketch scratched his head, "it's a little bit of clumsiness, a little bit of me being in the wrong place at the wrong time."
"And a little bit of my luck." Nathan said after he fell over again and landed in between the two. "My apologies, I don't know what's going on, I mean my luck seems to be working in hyperdrive today."
"Well, have you been doing anything different?" Courtney asked him.
"Well, I have been using these good luck charms." Nathan pulled a horseshoe and a handful of clovers out of his pockets.
"Have you tried going without them?" She asked him.
"I did that in the last round," Nathan admitted, "and I would've been eliminated if it wasn't for it being a non elimination challenge."
Courtney grabbed Nathan by the arm, helping him up. Then she responded with "Fair enough, but why don't you try giving one of those charm thingies to Ketch?"
This caught Ketch's attention. "Huh?" He said as he raised an eyebrow.
"Ketch needs some good luck, for both his sake and mine." Courtney admitted. "Plus, do you really need all of those?"
"Hmmm…" Nathan thought about it for a moment. "I guess I could give him this horseshoe." Nathan handed it to Ketch.
Ketch took it, saying "Oof, this thing is really heavy!"
"I know, that's why I gave it to you." Nathan replied.
Confessional: Ketch
"Well it may be a lot to carry, but I have a feeling my luck is going to change." He pulled it up onto the sink. "This is the start of a new Ketch! As long as I don't lose it."
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Confessional: Courtney
"I'm glad to help him, but I would be lying if I said I'm also glad to help myself. A girl can only take so many falls before it starts to get annoying."
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Meanwhile, Katniss was in the corner of the room sniffing the floor, and no one was supervising her.
"Katniss wonder what this smell is." She said as she followed it all the way to a hole in the corner of the wall.
She stuck her hand in there and she felt something. "What that?" She took her hand out and stuck her club into the hole, but it wouldn't fit. "Er! Er! She said as she hit the wall, making the hole bigger, which Preston noticed.
"Um, Katelyn…" Preston motioned to his sister.
"What?" She gave him an annoyed glare.
"Look." Preston pointed at what Katniss was doing. Katelyn immediately went over to her.
Katelyn tried to pull her away as she said "Like, what are you doing? We're supposed to be cleaning, or whatever."
"There's an animal trapped in there, Katniss trying to free them!" She explained, and pulled back. She continued banging on the wall, only to reveal what was actually in the wall… a pair of rats who were at least as big as the contestants.
Confessional: Chris
"Yeah, I may have put a few surprises in there to spice up the challenge. I got those guys off of eBay." He giggled.
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Katelyn turned angrily to Katniss and said "Look what you did, now we have to deal with thiii…" Katelyn was interrupted by one of the giant rats grabbing her. Meanwhile, the other rat turned its attention to the rest of the team.
Confessional: Jake
He laughed hysterically. "This has to be one of those presents that Chris doesn't tell us about. You'd think I'd be scared out of my mind right now, but trust me, considering I've lived in a dump in Italy, I've seen worse."
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"I didn't know that rats were that big!" Sett said as he backed away.
"Usually they aren't," Zavid told him, "but I don't think these things are normal."
"You think?" Jake said sarcastically, which Zavid glared at him for.
"Awww, what a cutie!" Melaine went up to the rat.
Confessional: Melanie
"Okay, I know that thing is like, gross and dangerous, but someone had to do something."
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Melaine went up to pet the rat. She patted it on the head, and it looked confused for a second, until it snapped out of it, and grabbed her.
Confessional: Melanie
"Yeah, that could've gone better." She leaned back, and sighed.
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Over in the Dingoes room, Krystal, Viola, and Annabelle were in the bathroom. The former two were trying to reattach the back part of the toilet while Anna was trying to piece back the tub that Zavid broke.
"These guys really did a number on this place." Viola said.
"Yeah. Like seriously, who breaks a toilet like this?" Krystal replied.
"Who breaks a tub like this?" Anna said as she was trying to put the pieces back together, but was clearly fighting a losing battle.
Krystal and Viola put the back part on the toilet, when they heard a growling noise.
"Did you hear that?" Krystal asked the group.
"I hope that's not what I think it is." Anna said. Just then, a crocodile popped out of the toilet. "Yep, that's what I thought." Anna sighed.
"Run!" Viola rushed out of the bathroom along with the other girls.
Viola closed the door and made sure it was locked before they all turned around and warned their teammates "Don't go in there!"
Arthur raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah, and why not?"
"Because…" before Krystal could finish, the crocodile broke through the door, and it had another friend crocodile with it.
"Usually I don't say this, but that is a good reason!" Arthur said as he and the rest of the team freaked out.
Confessional: Boris
"Remember when I asked if the challenge could get any worse? Well apparently, the answer is yes!"
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Confessional: Krystal
"Chris you as*hole! If I get seriously injured, I am suing you for everything you're worth!"
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Confessional: Chris
"Got them from some wildlife preserve. Apparently the place used to be owned by some guy who touched dangerous animals on TV." (Note 2) He laughed. "Also about the lawsuit, forget about it. There's a reason why I took donations for this season."
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"Someone get me down!" Katelyn said as she was still being carried by the rat.
"Me too!" Melanie said as she was carried by the other one.
"Oh I don't know, I think you look like you're doing fine from here!" Angel chuckled.
"I could go without the sarcasm!" Katelyn replied. Just then, the rat sniffed her. "Ewwwwwwwww, like, you have really bad breath!"
Angel snapped a picture of Katelyn on her phone as she giggled some more. "Okay, fine. I'll help you." She said. She went up to the two rats and said "Hey, you two!"
Both of the rats turned to Angel.
Angel took a deep breath and proceeded to mentally abuse the rats. "Like oh my God, you two are so ugly, have you heard of makeup much?"
The two rats then stared blankly at each other.
"Also, why don't you have any moisturizer, your hands are all scaley and gross!" Angel told them.
"Yeah, and your breath stinks!" Katelyn added.
Angel then said "Your breath isn't the only thing that stinks. Have either of you ever taken a shower?"
The rats nod their heads at Angel.
"And finally…"
"Awwwwwww!" Katniss went towards the rats and started hitting them with her club and biting them, causing them to focus their attention on her.
"No, don't do that!" Angel tried to pull Katniss away from them.
"Katniss trying to save people!" Katniss told Angel.
"Yeah, well so am I!" Angel snapped back at her.
Just then, one of the rats hit Katniss and Angel with its tail, which sent them through the wall.
"Now look what you did!" Angel yelled at her.
Confessional: Angel
She had her arms crossed. "Ugh, if we lose I am so voting for her!"
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"Charge!" Jake led the group or other contestants to jump on them. As the Platypuses were fighting with the rats, the Dingoes were dealing with another problem.
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Everyone on the Dingoes team except for one was hiding out in the walk in closet.
"What do we do?" Courtney asked.
"Don't worry, my luck will take care of it soon enough." Nathan replied to her.
"Well it better hurry up!" Krystal said.
Just then, everyone heard a scratching on the front door.
"What was that?" Viola asked.
"Oh, that's probably Edna." Boris replied. "I sent her to get flowers earlier."
"I say we forget about her." Annabelle said.
"Yeah, there's no way I'm going out there as long as those things are in the room." Krystal added.
"But maybe she could help us." Boris said.
"Really, how?" A scared Krystal said.
"Well, she's…"
"She's feral." Rupert finished Boris's sentence for him.
This caused the rest of the team to raise an eyebrow. "Really?" They questioned.
"Yes, really. She acts like a dog. Maybe we could get her to attack them." Boris suggested.
"Hmmm," Viola thought, "sounds a bit grim, but maybe that could work."
"Yeah but who wants to go out there?" Anna asked, which Nathan immediately answered.
"I could do it. My luck should help me out here." Nathan assured.
"Really, are you sure man?" Kaito asked him. "I mean, your luck is effective, but these are a couple of crazy crocs."
"I once fell into the lion exhibit at the zoo, and I narrowly avoided getting eaten." Nathan told his teammates.
"That's reassuring." Boris said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, I don't like those odds." Courtney admitted. "Maybe someone should go with you." She suggested.
Ketch sighed. "I'll do it." He volunteered.
Confessional: Ketch
"Normally I wouldn't do it, but thanks to this…" he pulled out his horseshoe, "I think I'll be fine."
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"Well, you are the biggest guy we've got." Boris said. "Any objections?"
Everyone else shook their heads.
Cuts to Nathan and Ketch being sent out there. The crocodiles for some reason have disappeared. "Where are they?" Ketch whispered.
"I don't know," Nathan whispered back, "but let's just keep going."
Ketch nodded. Just then, the crocodiles jumped out from underneath the bed, jump scaring them.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!" They both yelled.
"What do we do now?" Ketch asked as he tried to avoid them.
"Just keep going!" Nathan hurried to the door along with his teammate. Ketch opened the door.
"Edna have those flowers." She said with the flowers in her mouth.
"Forget them, we've got bigger problems to worry about!" Nathan explained before opening the door a little wider, showing her the crocodiles.
"Ooh, new friends to play with!" Edna dropped the flowers and went after the crocs. She fought with them as Nathan and Ketch watched.
"Oof." Nathan covered his eyes.
"That's gotta hurt." Ketch said.
After fighting for a while, Edna eventually got the upper hand and tired them out.
Nathan went to the closet door and opened it before saying "I think we're safe."
"Really?" Krystal asked.
"Yeppers." Nathan opened the door all the way, showing them Edna on top of the crocs.
"You guys want to play?" Edna said to the scared reptiles, who shook their heads.
"Good, now we can clean this place up." Viola said.
Confessional: Courtney
"Few," she wiped her forehead, "that was close, but good thing we had luck on our side."
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Confessional: Edna
"Edna excited, now she has two new friends to play with!"
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Time skip. After the hour was over, the Platypuses had eventually subdued the rats, but unlike the Dingoes, they had little time for cleaning. Cuts to Chris judging everyone's work.
Chris opened the door to the room that the Platypuses cleaned. He saw the knocked out rats in the middle of the room and a big mess surrounding them. "Okay, the Platypuses set the bar pretty low. Let's see if the Dingoes did any better." He said before walking over to the other room. He opened the door, and the room was still a little dirty, but it was cleaner than the other one. "I think it's clear who won this challenge. Platypuses, I will see you at the elimination ceremony tonight."
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Confessional: Sett
Sett huffs. "I only wish I could vote for two people tonight!"
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Confessional: Katelyn
"That loser cost us the game today, HMPH!" she huffed.
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Confessional: Preston
"I hope I never see that girl again… and that the other girl like her from the other team doesn't get switched over to us or that I don't get switched to the other team.
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Confessional: Katniss
"Katniss don't like that mean bossy girl, so I vote for her." Katniss said before Chef opened the door to the confessional.
"Hey, you're supposed to stamp the picture of the person who you want to vote for." Chef told her.
"Oh, okay." Katniss said before she took the picture of Katelyn and stomp on it with her foot. She then picked it up and said "There" as she handed it to him.
In response, Chef just sighed and facepalmed himself.
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Confessional: Albert
"Well mates, as much as I'd like to vote Katelyn here, I think we all know that there's only one real option here."
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Everyone was sitting in their chairs as Chris began the elimination ceremony.
"Well, well, well, Platypuses, I'm surprised to see you guys here, what with all the powerhouses you have here." Chris said as he walked up to the stage. "And it really was a close vote" he teased.
"Just get on with it!" An annoyed Jake yelled.
"Alright sheesh. Tough crowd." Chris said before clearing his throat, then saying "tonight, all except for one of you will come up here and grab a feather duster," as Chef held up a plate of them, of various colors right next to him, "whoever does not receive a feather duster go on the public bus of shame and be driven away from here by the a*s of shame." He explained as most of the Platypus team members just looked at him with a bored out of their mind expression on their faces. "First up, Selina, you almost won the game for your team today, and you haven't made any enemies yet, so come on up here."
"Thank you." Selina said as she went up and took a red feather duster, then sat back down.
Chris then continued. "Albert, you helped out your team today in the first part of the challenge by providing those tools, so it's safe to say that you also didn't get any votes tonight."
Albert got up and said "Gee, thanks mate" as he shook the host's hand before grabbing a green feather duster then going back to his seat.
"Preston and Angel, neither of you did anything to hurt yourselves today, so you two are also safe."
"After you." Preston told Angel as they both reached the stage at the same time.
"Oh no, you can go first." Angel told him.
Preston raised an eyebrow and said "Really?"
"M hm." Angel nodded.
Confessional: Katelyn
"Hey, that b*tch is trying to steal Preston away from me!" She shouted before realizing what she just said, clearing her throat, and then saying "I mean not that I care about it or anything like that. It's not like I despise every little thing she does to annoy me, no I'm not like that at all."
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Confessional: Angel
"I'm not doing it to annoy Katie like you all think. No, I'm doing it to be nice to Preston because he's family. I can be civil when I want to. Also any consequences that may come from my actions is just icing on the cake."
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"Thanks." Preston said as he went up there first to grab his feather duster, with Angel then doing the same.
"Brittany and Melaine, you two annoyed each other today, but neither of you guys got any votes. So come on up here."
"I'm not a guy!" Brittany said as she grabbed her feather duster.
"Ooh, I wonder what this thing does." Melaine said as she grabbed hers.
"You use it to clean off dust." Chef told her.
"Oh, you mean like this?" Melaine said before she used the feather duster on Chris's face, which everyone else laughed at.
Confessional: Melanie
"Okay, being dumb for these plebeians can get a little boring sometimes, but there are those moments where it is fun!"
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After Melaine finished dusting his face, Chris said "Next time, remind me to get something less useful for the kids" to Chef, to which he noted before the host continued. "Anyway, Sett and Zavid, you two guys are the only other ones here who didn't get any votes, so here."
Sett was the first to get up on the stage and say "It's a good thing no one voted for me…" before he was interrupted by Zavid.
"Why, because you're Sett Kayle?" Zavid made fun of his catchphrase.
"No, because…"
Zavid interrupted him again by sticking a random feather duster in his mouth and saying "Just take this win and sit down" before grabbing one for himself.
Sett was too embarrassed to say anything else as everyone else was laughing at him, so he just got off the stage and took his seat.
"Now as for you three." Chris pointed at Jake, Katelyn, Katniss. "You racked up all of the votes tonight."
Jake and Katelyn looked confident, while Katniss was worried.
"Could I have missed a chance to get her out?" Albert whispered to himself as he viewed this.
"Katelyn," the host addressed her, "it didn't take you very long to get some enemies, but you only got a single vote, so come on up here."
"Nevermind." Albert said as Katelyn went up to get her feather duster.
"Hah, I knew that none of me would be big enough losers to vote me out!" The head cheerleader bragged.
Angel started booing her.
"Ugh, that kind of behavior figures from you Angie!" Katelyn said as she made her way back down to her seat.
At this, Angel raised an eyebrow and said "What did you just call me?"
"I called you Angie, b*tch!" Katelyn yelled back at her.
"Oh, not this now." Chef groaned.
"Oh don't worry," Angel reassured Chef, "I'm not going to respond to that."
"Phew." Chef wiped the sweat off his forehead before Chris continued.
"Now Jake, Katniss, you are both here in the bottom two. Jake, you were pranking one of your teammates and just generally getting on others' nerves, and Katniss, do I even need to mention it?"
Katniss nervously glanced over at Katelyn, who just stared back at her slyly as she quietly waved goodbye to her, while Jake was preparing to get up from his seat in a couple seconds.
Chris smiled, then he said "And the final feather duster of the night goes to…"
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"…Jake. Katniss, you're going home, wherever home for you is."
"But why? Katniss was just trying to help everyone!" She yelled as she jumped out of her chair.
"You like, literally set those things feww in the first place!" Katelyn told her as Chef grabbed Katniss and took her over to the a*s of shame.
"Howdy there lil lady." Hugh greets her.
An angry Katniss needed something to take her anger out on, so she attacked Hugh.
"Ahhh help!" Hugh yelled, but his cries for help went unheard as Chris did the outro.
"Well that brings this episode, and Katniss's time here to a close, but a lot of drama happened here today. Will Sett get revenge on Jake and Zavid? Who will come out on top in the battle between those two cousins Angel and Katelyn? Will the Platypuses go on a winning streak now that Katniss is gone or will the Dingoes get lucky once again? Find out next time on TOTAL… DRAMA… RIDGEMONT ESTATES!"
Votes
Katniss 9- Albert, Angel, Brittany, Jake, Katelyn, Melaine, Preston, Selina, Zavid
Jake 1- Sett
Katelyn 1- Katniss
AN: Apologies to Nobody245, although thank you for sending me Katniss. While I definitely enjoyed writing for her while she was here, it was just a situation where I knew she was screwed as soon as I put the teams together. With some of the personalities on this season and the Platypuses in particular, I knew she wasn't long for this season. If things had been different or had I placed Katniss on the Dingoes, she may have lasted longer but as things stood, I just knew that the Platypuses weren't going to put up with her antics for very long. Not with people like Angel and Katelyn who would get easily annoyed by her. Katniss was just the odd one out. It also didn't help that she had the least going for her on her team either. At least with the others I could think of plots, but in this particular season, I just didn't have much in mind for her. This season just didn't have the right personalities here to allow it. Basically, this just wasn't her season, nothing personal.
Note 1- If you're wondering why Brittany is related to Topher, that's not something I planned, it's outright stated in the app I got for her. Not sure if it's the canon Topher though, as that wasn't made clear, but I'm assuming it is.
Note 2- Crikey, that was a reference to Steve Irwin mate!
With all that said, Daring out!