What's good people, it's TheAwesomeCoolJay here and it's birthday month! Obviously not today (also been passed) but your boy will be turning older soon (already did), but that's not important, what's important is what happens in today's chapter. You're probably expecting the obvious, the new hero is better we like him more thing, right? Ha, let me change it up.
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It's a Saturday and Bat Boy was in the skies of the neighboring town of Hazeltucky. There was trouble, a hostage situation at a shoe store that involved a crazed homeless man.
"I know this is serious, but when Clyde told me how it happened I couldn't believe it." Bat Boy talking to the audience. "I feel like my life is becoming more of a cartoon."
Landing on a building across the street from the shoe store, Bat Boy saw that the two cops had arrived but the situation was still bad. The middle aged Caucasian man wearing a torn up Hawaiian shirt and bleached camo shorts held the African American store employee with one arm in a chokehold, while his other hand had a broken piece of a glass bottle.
"Sir please, release that young man!" An officer ordered.
"Not til this new generation of brats learn how to be more respectful!" The homelesss man replied, before turning his attention back to the employee. "Now tell me punk, are they fake?"
"Sir it was the kids who were making fun of you!" The young black man panicked. "Plus it's a meme!"
"And I hate it, plus you walk by me everyday on your way to work."
"So?"
"So your inconsiderate butt can't buy me food or a drink!" The crazed man said bringing the sharp object closer to the boy's face. "You deserve this!"
"I hate my life."
TheAwesomeCoolJay: I can relate my dude, I hate my life too. Y'all make it worth it though.
"Okay a simple sneak takedown should get the job done." The kid hero said making up the plan.
He was about to put his into action, but he stopped when his nose picked up a familiar scent. A scent that shouldn't be around, at least not this close to him. Before he could look back, the thing that had that scent flew over Bat Boy and down to the hostage situation.
"How do my real ones taste!"
Looking up the homeless man saw and got knocked out by a kick to the face. Landing next to fallen culprit, the police were shocked and surprised to see that Bat Boy had a new costume.
"Bat Boy?"
"Oh no I'm not that lame, I'm the Vamp Kid!" The new superhero introducing himself. "And I'm the upgrade."
"Upgrade?" The employee said sitting up from the ground. "Look at my face man!"
Vamp Kid may have saved the day but his actions were not the best method of getting the job done. Thanks to his actions, the employee received a cut from the glass bottle on the fall. It was a very noticeable cut on his cheek, but when Vamp Kid notice it, he didn't seem to care.
"Could of been worse." The new bat hero brushed off the damage. "Hey at least I gave you something to look cool with."
"Cool, you stup-"
Before he could finish his insult, Bat Boy landed between them and with his hands up appeared to be calming down the employee.
"Sorry sir, it's his first day." Bat Boy nervously chuckled.
"Bro you need to hire better people."
"It was a rookie mistake, but with some help you can be as good as the first." The cop added.
"What part of the 'upgrade' don't you idiots understand, I'm solo not his partner!" Vamp angrily snapped at the adults. "And as for you-"
The new bat themed superhero stopped when he noticed that the first bat hero had already flew off. Looking up, Vamp Kid was furious at sight of him leaving, meanwhile Bat Boy was questioning how this new hero came to be.
"Lisa said she removed the enhancer from the bats, so how di-"
Bat Boy stopped when Vamp Kid swooped up and hit his legs, causing the first hero to lose his balance while flying. Seeing the roof of a tall building coming close, Bat Boy decided to roll out with the fall to make less painful. He somewhat succeeded, fall still hurt but it was better than crashing and hitting his face.
"That had better have been an accident." BB said, preparing to fight.
"And what if wasn't." Vamp said as he landed. "Let that be a reminder to not be rude to your superior!"
"Okay Chandler enough with the games, how did you get your powers?"
"That's none of your business, but we do have to take care of business." He replied while cracking his knuckles. "Time to show you why I'm better."
"Better?" Bat Boy chuckled. "How can you say that when your costume is just the Ace Savvy costume, but instead of the spade it's a bat!"
"Shut up I'm creative!"
Vamp Kid ran towards Bat Boy and looked to punch him in the face, but the latter wasn't going to let that happen. Catching the punch, Bat Boy used his strength to lift and toss the new bat into an air conditioner unit. Down but not out, VK saw the first bat come at him so thinking fast, the new hero used his strength to lift up the AC unit.
"Why don't you chill!" Vamp joked as he threw the unit at Bat Boy.
Seeing it coming, Bat Boy jumped over it to dodge. Big mistake because Vamp Kid tackled him in the air and as they rolled about on the roof, the two kids eventually tumbled off of the roof. As they fell the two continued to throw punches at each other until Bat Boy used a small sonic scream to separate them. Both quickly used their claws to cling to the building and stop themselves.
"Neat trick, be better when I do it." Vamp said, breathing a little heavy.
"If you can do it, but lets see if you can actually keep up!"
Bat Boy released his hold from the building and took to the sky, Vamp Kid immediately followed. As they flew, Bat Boy looked behind to see if Vamp was going for another sneak attack. To his surprise, the new bat hero was actually struggling with flying and keeping up.
"So you didn't train?" BB chuckled.
"Why do I need to train I have powers!"
"You may have powers." He replied with a smile. "But you don't have any skill!"
Flying up towards the sun, Vamp Kid made the mistake of actually looking at the bright light which temporarily blinded him. With his vision blurred, Vamp couldn't see or stop Bat Boy going for an air takedown. As they continued to fall, both boys flipped around to establish control.
"You're cooked, give it up!"
"I'm going to serve you right here!"
The insults were thrown, but the acknowledgement was lacking since both had a crash landing inside the world's largest frying pan monument.
TheAwesomeCoolJay: Guess you can say... both got scrambled.
Slowly getting up, both boys were beat up and the look on their faces said that they wanted to call it a day.
"Told you I-I was better." Vamp groaned, but still made it sound like he was full of confidence.
"Okay how's about a truce?" Bat Boy asked, extending his hand out. "We both can do this job, it doesn't need us fighting each other like this."
After all that a handshake was expected, but a smack to his hand is what he got instead.
"Truce, oh please your just scared of me replacing you."
"Whatever dude!" Bat Boy giving up and flying away. "Save the day however you like it, when the people hate you don't come crying to me!"
"Oh please, once Michigan gets a load of me they'll be begging for me to stay!"
And here we are at the end, thanks for reading! So they met, they still aren't friends, and they stalemated... kind of. What comes next when Chandler does his own thing.
Lincoln sees the reaction the new bat hero is getting. Not very favorable. Chandler doesn't seem to like their criticism and begins go through a new change of attitude. Unfortunate for a man who met Bat Boy and Chandler in the past.
Haha fun times, but for this time I need you all to R.F.F. (Review, Favorite, Follow) PEACE!
