The Bank Trick

Tommy stretched as he woke up. He'd had a nice sleep but was ready to begin his day, going on adventures. Smiling he sat up only to flopped back down in his crib.

"Huh?" he said, confused, looking around. His mobile was a higher than normal. The crib seemed bigger too. "Wha?" he said as his mommy came in.

"Oh, there's mommy's little baby," she cooed, lifting him up. But rather than hold him like she normally did she cradled him in the crook of her arm, carefully supporting his head. "Let's get your diaper changed." She set him down on the changing table, getting him a fresh diapee…but not his blue shirt. She just left him nakey. Tommy frowned, looking down. His diapee also looked bigger and poofier… "You're coming along perfectly, Tommy. Nice and tiny again."

Tiny?

Tommy turned and stared at the mirror. His mommy looked the same… but Tommy was different! He was tiny and pudgy with no hair at all! That was why his crib looked bigger and he couldn't stand up… they'd turned him back into a baby baby!

He struggled, wanting to escape, only for his tummy to rumble and before he could stop himself he squealed, "Poo… poo… POOPIE!"

Mommy just laughed. "Well, no more adventures for you! You're mommy helpless little baby. Forever… and ever…"

Tommy whimpered, feeling his mind slipping away as he turned back into a baby baby-

"And ever… and ever…"

"Tommy?"

He blinked, finding himself not in his room but outside. The sun was shining and when he looked down Tommy sighed in relief; he looked like himself again! It was just a nightscare! But… in the day!

"Here we are, our first stop," Didi said," the ATM machine."

Tommy's eyes lit up and he looked down at Chuckie. An M&M Machine! Tommy instead began to pound of the keys, giggling in delight as he waited for the candy to come out.

But it didn't. Instead his mommy just twisted him away, asking Chuckie to hold onto her dress as she got out a card and put it into the machine. She typed on the fun buttons… but no candy! Just boring green paper! Tommy pouted and began to fuss when they walked back to the car.

"Come on, we'll go to the grocery store next," Didi said, putting Tommy in his car seat. Tommy though began to thrash, trying to get out so he could get to the M&M machine. "Someone is a fussy baby today!" Didi said, reaching over and wiggling his toes.

Tommy though knew why he didn't get candy: it was for big babies and his mommy was trying to make him a baby baby again so he'd never have any fun!

~MC~MC~MC~MC~

"Hi, we're bank examiners and we need to examine your bank's security."

The bank manager smiled at the new arrivas. "Of course… please show me your credentials."

The robbers gulped, realizing they were screwed.