Chuckie's Wonderful Life
"Look at it," Tommy whispered, staring at the CD.
"It's so shiny," Lil commented.
"Let's play with it!" Phil declared.
Chuckie shook his head though. "I don't know guys… that's my daddy's favorite toy."
"But look at it Chuckie!" Tommy said. "Its so round… and shiny…"
Chuckie, mesmerized, slowly nodded. "I… guess it would be okay to play with!"
Only he paused.
"Tommy, how do we get out of the playpen?"
"That's easy!" Tommy said. "We'll use my studriver!" Tommy reached down… only to remember that he was wearing his onesie that snapped around his diapee. "Uh…" He began to tug at the fabric. "Maybe… I…"
"Let me help!" Phil said and Tommy laid down, Lil helping lift his legs while Phil wiggled his hand under the onesie and then into the diapee.
"Ow!" Tommy complained.
"I'm tryin' ta get the studriver!" he declared.
"But you're tugging on my shirt and its hurting me!" Tommy complained.
"Do you wanna get the shiny toy or not?" Phil asked and after a moment Tommy nodded. "Okay… I think I got it-"
"Uh, Phil?" Tommy said. "You don't."
"…oh." He finally pulled his hand out and Tommy rubbed his hurt thighs. "I didn't feel it in there."
Tommy's brow furrowed… until he remembered… "That's right! Because mommy puts me in this snappy shirt I can't hide my studriver anymore! I wasn't even able to bring it!"
"So how do we get out of the playpen?" Lil asked.
"I-"
"And how do we get the toy?" Phil asked.
"I-" Tommy rung his hands together.
"And how will we do anything at all, Tommy?" Chuckie asked.
"I… I…" Tommy stammered. He didn't know. He couldn't get his studriver and the playpens were hard to get out of and his mommy and daddy were always watching and the snappy shirt…
Tommy threw back his head and began to cry.
"WAAAA! WAAAA!"
"Oh, what's wrong Tommy?" Chas said, coming in and picking him up, the other babies staring in shock. "There there… let me check your diaper, okay?" He began to walk away only to frown. "I can't believe I left this out." He shook his head and put the CD away on a high shelf a baby could never reach.
Tommy only began to cry harder because now he REALLY didn't know what to do!
~MC~MC~MC~
Up in Heaven the blond creator frowned as he stared at an angel baby. "Seriously? You think I was going to send you down?"
"Uh… yes?"
"Back in the playpen," he told Chuckie's guardian angel.
"Nuts," the angel said, flying over to join Phil, Lil, and Tommy's guardian angels.
"It's okay, Guardian Angel Chuckie," GA Tommy said. "We can get out of here with my heavenly studr… oh. Right. Mr. Chaos put this onesie robe on me."
Trixie shook her head. "This is getting so weird."
"I get bored writing the same thing over and over!" Chaos complained.
"Could be weirder" a winged version of Chaos said.