The 'Lympics
"The parents were competent," Mr. Chaos, wearing a white robe, declared. "The babies did nothing that was really dangerous. I can believe that they were watching them from a nearby bench. As such they get another award for not being horrible moms and dads and a special ceremony to celebrate." He turned to the band and snapped his fingers and a dramatic heroic match by John Williams began to play.
Stu stepped forward, wearing a black shirt and a pale yellow jacket, and he looked at all the neighbors gathered. Chas moved next to him, wearing a white dress shirt and a black vest. And Howard was last… wearing a Chewbacca costume he'd gotten stuck in the other day (They had been competent with their BABIES, not in life in general).
Stu and Chas happily walked towards Mr. Chaos, Howard turning and letting out a cough that sounded more like a roar thanks to his sinuses. They marched up to where the blond writer was standing and once they were settled he turned to Lou who handed him two medals (Howard didn't get one because… uh… he was allergic to gold?).
Looking over to see Chuckie standing off to the side Stu gave him a nod, then smiled as Tommy, who had gotten inside a white and blue waste basket, giggled and wiggled about before Chuckie put a hand on him, making him still.
They all turned and faced the audience as the music heroically declared that they didn't let their babies needlessly die.
"Don't get to comfortable, next episode is the car wash where the babies almost drown and/or burned by hot wax inside your f-ing car," Mr. Chaos muttered.
"They almost WHAT?!" Chas exclaimed as the blue credits began to role…
Written and Directed by
Edwin Chaos
Produced by
Boris Yeltsin
Executive Producer
Edwin Chaos
Starring
EG Daily Jack Riley Michael Bell
David Doyle
And
Alec Guiness
With
Cheryl Chase, Kath Soucie, Cree Summer,
Melanie Chartoff, Tress MacNeille, Phillip Proctor
And James Earl Jones
As the voice in Mr. Chaos' Head when he writes this stuff