What If They Were Competent?

by Mr. Chaos

The Stipulation: One chapter a day. 500 words or less. Every episode of Rugrats. The Challenge: What if the adults on Rugrats were actually good parents? Watched their kids? Thought ahead? DIDN'T think it was fine for babies to nearly die every 5 days? Tommy is about to have a very different life with Stu and Didi actually using their brains.

167. He Saw She Saw

He Saw She Saw

"Hey… uh… Big Binky?" Chuckie said nervously.

"What?" the 3 year old growled, pulling out his pacifier.

"Is it okay if I play with your little sister. She seems really nice."

"…okay, so long as you are nice to her. I don't like people picking on her."

"Okay!"

"Hey Tommy?" lil asked. "Where is your grandpa? I thought he was gonna take us ta the park instead of your mommy."

"Well… I don't know. He gots a phone call yesterday and said he had to go play with some other kids." Tommy frowned, wringing his hands together. "Oh, I hope he isn't having fun without me!"

~MC~MC~MC~

"Thanks for coming, Great Uncle Lou," Casey said with a relieved sigh. "I knew as soon as I got that weird phonecall that I should reach out to you."

"Aw, think nothin' of it!" Lou declared. "You and your friend Steve go watch your film." Lou smiled as he turned to the tied up Billy and Stu. "I think its time I MADE my favorite scary movie…"

The two Ghostfaces screamed through their gags.