I Do
"Uh, Angelica?" Tommy said, tugging on her dress.
"What?" she asked, annoyed that her cousin had interrupted her as she tried to get Lil and Chuckie settled into their house.
"I thoughts you were doing this cause you wanted to be a flower girl again."
Angelica huffed. "Yeah! It was a lot of fun!"
"So, uh," Tommy shuffled, "why are you having Chuckie and Lil be a mommy and a daddy instead of just throwing more weddings?"
That… made Angelica blink.
"Huh," she said. "You got a good point, Tommy!"
"Phil and I could be married. And then Dil and Reptar…"
"Can you get married over and over?" Phil asked.
Angelica considered that. There were several kids at her preschool whose mommies and daddies had gotten remarried…
"Hey," she said slowly, "that's a great idea, Tommy! We can just switch up who is married!" She patted him on the head. "Good thinking! Looks like you aren't that much of a dumb baby anymore! That was some real big kid thinking!"
The kids all giggled and laughed and went on to marry each other.
"Oh, that is just wrong!" Rupert Murdoch declared, watching the babies through binoculars. "I'm going to make a news network to rile up morons to be mad about this!"
And then he was struck by lightning.
~MC~MC~MC~
"Anyone got a problem with that?" the creator asked darkly.
"Honestly I thought it went to quick," Melinda said.
"Can you bring him back and shock him again?" Trixie asked.
"I am liking this new heaven!" Lucifer said.
"Its still dark in the closet!" God whined.
"Shut up!" the creator snarled before slapping a "HAPPY PRIDE MONTH" sticker on the door.