Art Museum
"They didn't go."
The blond creator glared at the audience.
"They are babies. They would be too loud and would have wanted to run around. So Stu and Didi just showed them a picture book. They were able to have the same imagined adventures as the episode. They had fun. So I'm going to use this time to do something the lazy creators never did!"
~MC~MC~MC~
Tommy sighed as he looked at Dil, sitting down next to his brother. "Dil, do you know why Chuckie and Phil and Lil don't want to play with you?"
"Huh?" Dil said, tilting his head. Not want to play with him? Who wouldn't want to play with him… he was Dil!
"Its cuss you keep tryin' to boop'em on the head or throw your toys at'em!" Tommy then smiled. "Now, I'ms your big brother so I have ta teach you how to be a good baby and that means being nice! You can't boop peoples on the head!"
Dil frowned at that. He didn't get what the big deal was! Booping people was fun and it made them do what he wanted!
"So," Tommy asked, "will you stop throwing toys or trying to hit us?"
"…no!" Dil said with a gummy grin.
Tommy shrugged. "Okay then, we won'ts be playin' with you then." And with that he toddled to the other side of the playpen, well out of the reach of Dil.
"Tommy!" Dil snapped, demanding his brother come back. But Tommy and the other babies just turned their back on Dil, not paying attention to him and instead focusing on the dolly house they'd gotten from Angelica as a hand-me-down. Annoyed, Dil grabbed onto Mr. Wormie, reaching back to give the biggest throw of his little baby life!
Only doing so caused him to fall backwards over his pillow, rolling before finding himself stuck on his back.
"Hey!" Dil cried out, kicking his little arms and legs. "Hey!" But no one came and after ten minutes Dil grew angry, throwing Mr. Wormie. Only it went straight up… and came down right on his face.
Dil blinked for a moment, registering what had happened.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" he screamed.
"Oh, come here Dil," Didi said, having seen what had happened. "Oh, that must have hurt, huh?"
Dil sniffed. It had hurt! A lot! It had booped him and…
…was… was that how it felt when he booped others?
Dil swallowed, realizing that maybe his brother was right and he didn't deserve to play with anyone if he made them have owies like that…
~MC~MC~MC~
"There, he had an episode focused on him and he began to learn. THAT SO HARD!? HE DIDN'T EVEN BLINK IN THIS EPISODE!"
Lucifer walked over and patted him on the shoulder. "Yes yes, you made your point. Come now… let's get you settled in your room. Would you like to Self Insert GarnetFox and Flippy up here so you have friends to talk to?"
"…maybe."