Ghost Stories
"We should tell scary stories!" Angelica said, wiggling her fingers at the babies.
"You mean about witches?" Phil asked.
Tommy frowned. "Witches aren't scary. I played with a wizard last week!"
~MC~MC~MC~
"Thank you for helping us get this nursery painted, Mr. Pickles," Lily said, watching as her son Harry played with Lou's grandson. "With our second on the way I wanted it to be ready." She patted her pregnant belly.
"No problem at all. Now, is that there dark wizard giving you any problems?"
"Not since you last visited," Lily said, walking over to a trunk and opening it to reveal the Dark Lord Voldemort, curled up and shaking. "Are you behaving?"
"Y-y-yes," Voldemort whimpered. "Please don't let the mean muggle hurt me again."
Tommy meanwhile giggled as Baby Harry showed him how his toys could move on their own.
~MC~MC~MC~
"What about ghosts?" Phil suggested.
"Nah," Angelica said with a wave of her hand. "They are easy to deal with."
~MC~MC~MC~
"Are you a god?" Gozar asked.
Angelica smiled. "I'm a princess! But ask my Grandpa!"
Gozar turned only for their face to meet Lou's fist.
"And I call this one 'Crossing the Streams!'" he declared, socking Gozar with a left and a right.
~MC~MC~MC~
"Goblies?" Lil asked.
Dil shook his head, sticking out his tongue.
~MC~MC~MC~
Norman Osborn whimpered as Lou once more kicked him in the stomach.
"See Dil?" he said, looking over at his grandson who was being held by Gwen Stacy. "Ya gotta get a good wind up!"
"Should we stop him from preventing a canon event?" Jessica Drew asked.
Miguel O'Hara swallowed nervously. "No… no I think we'll sit this one out."
~MC~MC~MC~
"Then what should we talk about?" Lil asked.
Angelica grinned evily. "Here's a scary story… there is a man with blond hair and a beard named Mr. Chaos who controls everything in this world. And he doesn't like it when you babies are dumb and stupid so when you do stuff like that he ruins all your adventures and you'll never have one forever and ever!"
Chuckie frowned. "Well… that doesn't sound so bad."
"Oh… but what about if he decides that you babies need to learn to grow up! Or he decides to have your daddy date a nice lady so she can become your new mommy! Or you get a new little sister who is kinda like Tommy?"
"…well, that sounds nice too."
Tommy pouted though, not thinking that was nice at all (well, the adventure part). "Angelica, stop trying to scare us! Everyone knows Mr. Chaos isn't real!"
"Oh… aren't I?" the blond man said, suddenly appearing behind Tommy.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the babies screamed in terror.
"Knock it off, you are worse than Cassie and Aria!"