Two By Two
Aziraphale frowned. "So we just need to make sure these parents raise their babies right?"
"That's it," Cassie said. "They are really stupid so you have to guide them into not letting the babies wander off. Also Chaos has been branching out into making the babies smarter and not so dumb." She shrugged. "Well, we need to do the intervention. Apparently he wanted to do the episode where the babies thought Dil was in the computer but have it that Dil was fed disgusting food by Aunt Miriam that made him never want to steal Tommy's bottle again… we need to nip that in the bud."
"That doesn't sound so terrible…" Crowley stated.
"The found was expired and from the Korean War. Dil got such bad food poisoning he was hospitalized for 3 months. Again, stopping that."
"I should say so!" Aziraphale exclaimed, horrified. Cassie nodded and hurried off and the angel turned to his best friend. "So, what do we have?"
"Hmmm," Crowley said, flipping through the script. "Looks like… Noah's Arc?"
"Oh," Aziraphale said, disappointed. "I hate that story."
"Everyone does, except for Gabriel… the prick. Hell is still trying to dry out."
"Any ideas?"
"Well…"
~MC~MC~MC~
"Dad, could you help me with my speech?" Didi asked.
Boris frowned. "Didi, you asked me to babysit the little ones so you could work on your speech!"
"I know," Didi said with a smile. "And I'm all done. So now you can listen while I give it." She walked over to Tommy, picking him up and rubbing her nose against his. "Would you like to listen to mommy's speech?"
Tommy giggled and clapped. He loved when his mommy read to his!
Dil, for his part, continued to chew on some blocks while the babies all gathered to listen to Didi, Angelica going off to listen to her cassettes.