Summary: Dennis tries to help Bela make friends, by having fun with him. Little does Dennis know, that Bela has another plan to steal the secrets to the hotel.
This chapter is the parody of the episode: F U N.
It was another ordinary day in the hotel, with everyone enjoying their time off, chatting with friends, and even having some minor complications in some occasions.
Suddenly, the lights flickered off and everyone was in a panic. "What's going on!", everyone said, as they were screaming and running around hectically.
"Can you spot him, Johnny?", Dracula asked, as Johnny looked through a spyglass, and noticed a plate of food, particularly a plate of human cuisine, crawling on the floor. "He's down there, sir!", Johnny said.
There was only one misanthrope who wants to make humans extinct, and destroy anything that has to deal with humans, and that was Bela. "Finally, victory is mine!", he said, "I win, I win, I win!".
"I think we lost him, Drac.", Johnny said, all disappointed. "No!", Dracula cried, "He's finally going to figure out those secrets, and destroy this hotel!". However, all was not lost, because there was one person who can stop Bela, and that's Dennis.
"I'll find him!", Dennis announced, which made everyone happy, as Dennis stormed out in his bat form.
Dennis went through the hallways, hoping to find that bat cronie. As he flew above, he looked down, and noticed a plate of food scuttling.
"Aha!", Dennis said, thinking he has found Bela, and dove after him, however Dennis missed and landed into a wall, which caused Bela to escape outside. Fortunately, it was nighttime, and Bela thought it was safe to just fly over to his mountain.
Dennis however, might be behind Bela, so he decides to disguise himself and the plate of food into a magician and his top hat.
"Excuse me. Have you seen a batlike creature, he's this tall, and...", Dennis said, until he notices the top hat next to the plate of which Bela was hiding in. "Wow, a top hat!", Dennis said, "Are you a magician? Cebause, one time I saw a magician who did this thing and...".
Dennis soon stopped and said, "Well, if you believe in yourself, and with a tiny bit of magic, all your dreams will come true.". When Bela heard this, he popped out from the top hat and said, "Stop! Stop telling me that happy story of nonsense!".
"Bela! It's you!", Dennis said with anger, and Bela said that it was him, even saying that after many years he thought HE was the king of torture, but a magician he thought was just unfair. "Here, take this stupid piece of junk! I don't want it anyway.", Bela said, all depressed.
"Beside, you don't what it's like to be a loser.", Bela said as he cried. "I don't always think that true.", Dennis said, "You are sometimes a winner.". Bela suddenly gets confused, until Dennis repeated, "I said, You're a...", before being interrupted by Johnny, Dracula, and even Abraham by saying, "Loser!".
"How does it feel to be the most hated thing in the whole world, Bela?", Abraham said, "It hurts doesn't it.". "Yep! And to honor this day!", Johnny said, "We're going to make my son, 'Honorary Rookie of the Day'".
Soon the trio, excluding Dennis sang, "For he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie, for he's a jolly good rookie...", and threw Dennis into the air. While airborne, Dennis thought, "I bet if Bela just had one friend, he wouldn't act like a meanie.", before being sent back to the ground where everyone ditched the song altogether.
Back at his mountain, Bela was still sulking at his defeat once again, when there was a knock at the door. "Oh, here's my chance!", Bela said.
As Bela extends his claws to maw the visitor, he soon realized it was Dennis. "What do you want?", Bela said, "Can you see you ruin my life every single day!". Dennis however said, "Well, I want you to come and play with me.".
When Bela heard this, he gets more confused, as he never heard the word 'play' before. "Do you know how to rip people's guts apart?", Bela asked, and Dennis responded, "No, but I would like to go butterfly...", however he was interrupted when Bela slammed the door.
"That naive human!", Bela said, "How long do I have to suffer like this?!". Bela's human loving wife, Mina, however said, "Well, I think it might be fun. And not only that, and I can't believe I'm saying this...", she continued, "but it might just be the opportunity for revenge.".
"Spill it!", Bela said, as Mina told Bela to befriend Dennis, and then when the timing is just right, grab something that stand off on him. "Like a piece of his hair for example!", Bela soon said, as Mina said, "He won't be there for long, so get moving.".
Bela opened the door, and Dennis was still talking, "...catching with my friends on Butterfly Hill.", with Bela agreeing that he can play this little game. "Great!", Dennis said, grabbing Bela's arm, however Bela first grabbed a sun-proof suit to protect himself from the sun.
"So,", Dennis said, "I'll take the big net, while you take the little net.". "What happens afetr we eat them.", Bela said, but Dennis said that people don't eat butterflies, they catch them, and then let them go. However, Dennis also warned Bela about hornets around the area, and Bela was soon imagining a possible demolition idea of the hotel.
In his mind, Bela pictures himself on a giant monster hornet. "All knees will bow to Bela.", he said, while destroying the hotel, "I win! I win!".
Dennis however interrupted, "It's not about winning, it's about fun.", but Bela asked what 'Fun' means. However, as Dennis thought about it, he thought it would be a better idea to sing about it.
"Let me spell it for you.", Dennis said and soon sang the following, "F is for friends who do things together, U is for U and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, like one big happy family.".
Soon, Bela gives it a shot, by singing, "F is for fire that burns down the whole hotel, U is for uranium... bombs, N is for no survivor, will you...", however was interrupted when Dennis said, "Bela, those things aren't what fun is about.".
"Try doing this.", Dennis said, doing a series of dance moves, however Bela said, "Never, that's completely idiotic!". "Here,", Dennis said, "let me help you!". ""F is for friends who do things together, U is for U and me... Try it!", encouraging Bela to sing, and he sang, "N is for anywhere and anytime at all, like one big happy family.".
"Wait, I don't understand.", Bela said, "I feel all tingly inside, so I stop?", he soon asked, but Dennis said that tingling was happiness, and that what he was supposed to feel. "Well I like it!", Bela said, "Let's do it again!".
Soon the duo began singing, "F is for frolicking through all the flowers, U is for unicycling, N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and ice cream licking, here with my best buddy!".
While the two are bonding in their new friendship, Dracula was spying on them. "That there is mutiny!", he said, looking through a spyglass from the hotel.
It was soon night time, and Bela was telling Mina about all the dun he had. "After we went unicycling, we frolicked through the flowers, and after that we had ice cream and...". "Sounds like fun!", Mina said, "I knew you'd had a good time.".
"Well, the really fun part is when we...", Bela said, before being interrupted. "But what did you do with the piece of hair?", Mina asked. "What piece of hair?", Bela asked. "Dennis' piece of curly hair, that you suggested!", Mina said.
"You can't rush me!", Bela said, but Mina said that Bela was forgetting his whole mission, and even said that he looks like the kid, as it is shown in a mirror that Bela is wearing clothing similar to Dennis' shirt.
The next morning, Dracula payed a visit to Dennis' room. "I haven't seen Bela in a day or two.", he said, with Dennis saying that it has been a long time, and even said that he might be changed. "Who knows? I think YOU knew!!", Dracula said holding up a phote of Bela and Dennis having fun, even holding up letters that spell the word.
"He's changed I'd tell ya!", Dennis said, as Bela opened peeked through the door and said, "Dennis buddy, yoo-hoo!". "Bela buddy!", Dennis said, "I forgot that this is a 'No friends zone'!", Dennis said.
"Grandson, may I have you for a moment?", Dracula said, before he places a plate on Dennis' bed, which is similar from the plate of food from before.
Now in the cranny, Dennis asked, "Why can't you just accept our friendship.", but Dracula said that Bela will always be a thief, and even went up to Bela and said, "You must be hungry after that fun yesterday.".
"Well yeah.", Bela said, "But, I'm saving my appetite for some popcorn at the cinema.". "Okay, suit yourself.", Dracula said, even putting on a fan to send the smell to Bela.
"We had enough of your tests, Papa Drac!", Dennis said, as he picked up Bela, "Let's go.". "Maybe Dennis is right,", Dracula said, "Maybe Bela has given his old schemes up.". As he thought about it, the plate which happened to be a fake made of cardboard, fell down.
"Or maybe I'm thinking this might be a trap!", Dracula said, "Hang on, I'll save you.".
At the auditorium, Dennis and Bela were busy watching the movie, and eating popcorn. Suddenly, Blobby enters the auditorium, and he sat in Bela's spot, thinking it was empty.
"I sure do love sequels!", Dennis said, before noticing Blobby in Bela's seat. "Blobby, no offense, but you're sitting on my friend.", Dennis said, and Blobby soon got up to which he saw that Bela was there, and is stuck on Blobby's body.
Dennis peeled Bela off Blobby, and placed him on the armrest. "Thanks, friend.", Bela said, before a voice said, "Listen up, everyone!".
"Who said that?", Dennis said, and looked up to notice that Dracula was hanging upsidedown in his bat form from the ceiling. "Papa Drac?!", Dennis said with shock. "He's deceiving you!", Dracula said, "Reach into his pocket, and pull it out! You too, Dennis.".
What Dennis pulled out from Bela's so-called pocket, was a piece of curly hair. "I can believe this!", Dennis said, "How could you?!". "It's not what you think!", Bela said, even being asked what he is seeing right now.
"Okay, I confess!", Bela said, "It's a piece of hair, okay? I was supposed to be like a DNA sample or something like that.". "But... but... but we sang the Fun song.", Dennis said, even saying that he felt sick. "How long?", Dennis asked. "How long what?", Bela asked back. "How long did you plan to do this?", Dennis said, with tears forming in his eyes, "Tell me!".
Soon, Bela just cried, "Alright, it was all a trick to get that strand of hair, and dissect it for learning more about human culture!", Bela said, "But then you showed me friendship. And now I realize, that's all I ever wanted.". "Really?", Dennis asked, all excited again.
"No, not really!", Bela interrupted, grabbing the hair in the process, "Being evil is more fun!". He soon escaped by going through the movie screen and ripped it in half. "Papa Drac,", Dennis said with sadness, "He's gone. He's going to take that piece of hair, dissect it, and learn more about humans. We failed. and he won.".
"He didn't win!", Dracula said, "Besides, do you ever wonder what was behind these movie screens?", he asked, to which Dennis doesn't know. "Solid concrete!", Dracula said, as Bela was now shown stuck to the cement wall.
"I'm sorry, Papa Drac.", Dennis said, "I thought Bela has changed.". "He'll never change, and besides you have lots of friends you do trust.", Dracula said, which made Dennis feel a little better. "Now, let's have our own movie night, where only friends are invited!", Dracula said, as he and Dennis walked out of the auditorium.