Dance With the Devil
Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I own none of the series involved.
Just to answer a review from Vandenbz, if you recall, Ranma talked about the Neko-ken in the prologue, so he's already gone through it.
Ranma smiled as he walked through Nerima, it had been over two weeks since Bulleta had appeared and the school had just gotten repaired enough that they could start classes again tomorrow. Two weeks of sparring with Lilith, screwing Lilith, sparring with Nuku Nuku, and sparring with Genma. He still couldn't believe his old man had tricks up his sleeve after all this time, but then again, new techniques were fun to learn.
Privately Ranma wondered if Genma had anything substantial, a neat trick or two only went so far and Ranma was pretty sure he could beat his father for the right to be recognized as a Master of Anything Goes by now.
One thing he was disappointed in was how Akane had refused to train with him, saying something about not needing the training he was doing. "I wonder why, she's not that good." He muttered to himself.
If Ranma knew Akane thought that he was talking about sex training, he would have understood.
Deciding he wanted to get back in time for some of Kasumi's cooking, he jumped over a fence and was prepared to run home quickly when he saw a girl with black hair in a ponytail and a dress surrounded by what looked like three guys covered in bandages. "Wait, no, they're girls." He muttered, thankful Lilith had shown him how male and female auras differed from each other.
He wasn't sure what was going on, but it didn't take long for the three girls to attack the one they surrounded. The fact that they used things like short clubs, a rod and a hoop left him confused, but he was rather impressed when the girl they were attacking used a ribbon to trip them up and then beat the hapless girls while laughing.
"Huh, reminds me of that ghost we ran into awhile back." Shrugging, Ranma seemingly disappeared from the top of the fence in a swirl of wind.
"And now the finish!" The black-haired girl yelled as she swung her ribbon at her downed opponents.
The three heavily bandaged girls all winced and prepared for the final strike, when it didn't happen, they opened their eyes to see someone in a Chinese Maoist uniform, complete with a cap, standing between them and their opponent.
"Hey now, I don't care that you beat them, but surely you can see that they can't fight back anymore."
"Hmph!" The girl flicked her ponytail back and smirked at him. "If you get challenged to a fight, is it not foolish to let your opponents off easy?"
Ranma chuckled at that. "Depending on the opponent, sometimes it's best to just barely defeat them and make them think that if things had been slightly different that they could have won so they'll challenge you again later." He let go of the ribbon and the girl put her hand in front of her face.
"Ohohohohohoho! It's so rare to see that someone gets it. Truly, finding someone who doesn't go," the girl cleared her throat and started speaking in a lower tone, "Kodachi, you can't do that, it's not fair to attack your opponents before a match."
Ranma nodded as she cleared her throat. "Hmm, to most people that is true, but there's plenty of scoundrels out there who have no problem attacking at any time and any place."
"I agree, why look at those three, attacking poor innocent me before our big match. If I were any less skilled I would have been in trouble." She huffed and pulled out a black rose. "May I have your name, good sir?"
"Ranma Saotome... Kodachi, was it?"
"Yes, but you can call me the Black Rose of St. Herbereke School for Girls. But, alas, I must go and prepare for the match between my school and Furinkan High." She winked at Ranma and jumped away, laughing.
'Hmm, nice legs and a tight butt.' Ranma admitted to himself, there was something a little off-putting about the girl, but most people would say the same thing about Lilith if they knew her true nature.
Sighing, he turned to look at the three girls. "So... Anyone want to explain what that was about?"
(-)
Later at the Tendo Dojo...
Ranma rubbed his forehead as he listened to the girls explain what happened with Kodachi and how she unfairly attacked them ahead of their match. "So she does this constantly, huh?"
"Yes!" The lead girl sniffled and looked at Akane. "Please! The honor of our high school is on the line! You need to take our spot in the Rhythmic Gymnastic meet up in four days!"
"Excuse me." Lilith raised a hand with an annoyed look on her face. "Why didn't you come here sooner if you're so unskilled that even a three-on-one match-up was no good for you?"
"The better question is, why didn't you train to get better after she beat you the first time?" Ranma asked, getting an angry look from Akane. "What?"
"You think we had time to train?" The lead girl sniffled in dismay. "She attacked us just yesterday."
Both Lilith and Ranma gave them a flat stare in disgust.
"...What?" The lead girl sniffled.
"You... Seriously didn't train?" Lilith asked, twitching, seeing them shake their heads she got up and stormed up to them. "YOU IDIOTS!"
"Hey!" Akane yelled at Lilith and grabbed her. "What's gotten into you?"
"Think about it, Akane." Ranma looked at the girls with barely contained contempt. "At their best they couldn't fight her off, then they just bandaged themselves up and went after her again with no training to improve their skills."
"So what? Not everyone is like you are." She had seen the sparring matches Ranma had been in, she didn't want any part of that. Plus the way that he asked her to get some training, "lolicon pervert" she muttered, glaring at him. There was no way she would join for THOSE training sessions either!
Ranma rolled his eyes and left the dojo, Lilith following after.
"...Maybe the lolicon is right?" The girl in the back said softly. "We could have trained more."
"As if we could have raised our skill high enough." The lead girl muttered and grabbed Akane's hand. "Please? Help us! Prove that lolicon wrong and help us!"
"Leave it to me!" Akane smiled and shook their hands.
(-)
"Master?" Lilith looked at Ranma in worry. "What are you going to..?"
"I'm going to go for a walk."
Lilith sighed heavily. "Please don't bring any bodies back home."
"No promises."
With a gust of wind, he was gone.
Sighing, Lilith turned around and walked back to the dojo, throwing open the doors, she looked at the four girls and snapped her fingers. "You three, out. Tendo, you're my bitch for the rest of the day." The three girls immediately fled the building.
"What?!" Akane yelled and gulped at the way Lilith's eyes hardened. For some reason she felt like her life was in danger.
"Master's mad, he took a walk, I'm not going to get laid tonight and if I can't have sex, I'm going to work off my frustration in fighting, and since you need to know how to fight in this style..." She trailed off and grabbed the rules book and quickly read it. "Okay, got it."
"...You learned that fast?" Akane yelped as Lilith pulled out a whip. "Uh..."
"I've got four days to make you somewhat skilled in some martial art." Lilith gave her an evil grin. "And just so you know, I like fighting more than fucking."
Akane suddenly paled as she realized just how screwed she was.
"Now then!" Lilith whipped her arm back and snapped it forward, cracking on Akane's ankles and getting the girl to jump back in pain. "Learn to dodge the whip or you're going to have welts all over your body!"
Akane jumped to the side and grabbed the hoop and threw it at Lilith, who batted it aside with her weapon. A loud crack filled the air and Akane yelled in pain as her arm was struck. "That's not fair!"
"Nothing in the rules against using whips, weighted weapons or unusual weapons, so long as I don't touch you with my body or touch the mat with anything other than my feet. Now dance!"
Akane cried out in pain as her upper leg was struck.
"We're not stopping until you dodge effectively, Kasumi calls us for food or you pass out as one big welt." Lilith's grin transcended evil and became flat-out terrifying as Akane started moving frantically to avoid the whip. "Oh, and you'll miss school tomorrow."
"What? Why? OWW!" Akane yelped as her butt was struck.
"Because you'll be too sore to sit down." Lilith swung the whip around, cracking the air and getting screams of pain out of the youngest Tendo. "Now," Lilith called out, making her ribbon snap like a whip. "Do a back-flip for your Mistress!"
"I ... wha-"
*CRACK!*
"YEOWTCH!"
"I SAID BACK-FLIP!"
(-)
It was hours later when Ranma returned to the dojo, looking a bit scuffed up and tired, but he was a lot calmer. Walking in, he blinked as he heard the crack of the whip and Lilith yelling about how Akane needed to learn to dodge when she was tired or her enemy would crush her with ease. "Well, looks like she'll be busy." He muttered and walked into the house. "Hello, Kasumi."
"Ah! Ranma, how are you? Lilith said you were going for a walk."
"Feeling better, ran into Nuku Nuku, had fun thrashing some helicopters together." He yawned and shook his head. "Hey, is the guest room open?"
"Yes, your father..." Kasumi trailed off and looked at the living room, where a panda was passed out. "I'm not certain."
"...How much booze has he been drinking today?"
"None as far as I know." Kasumi almost frowned, "he doesn't smell like alcohol, but I can't get him to wake up."
"Hmm, well, if he's not up in the morning, I'll be worried." Ranma trudged upstairs. "So I think I'll just get some sleep tonight."
"Okay, goodnight."
Rolling out a futon, Ranma didn't even bothering getting under any covers as he just flopped down on it and passed out, enjoying a full night's sleep for the first time in a long time.
(-)
"Ranma..." A female voice spoke up and Ranma cracked his eye open.
"Huh?" He started to ask who it was, but was stopped by a finger on his lips. Blinking a few times, he wondered why Nabiki was standing in front of him wearing nothing at all before mentally shrugging it off as a dream. It wasn't the first time Lilith entered his dreams and disguised herself as someone else after all.
When she leaned forward and kissed him on the lips and pressed her body against his, he decided to just go with it. After all, if his dreams were going to be like this, he wouldn't complain. His hands went to Nabiki's ass and squeezed, getting a moan out of the dream figure in front of him.
"Don't..." She whispered as she reached down and freed his penis from his clothes. "Don't bring this up tomorrow." She whispered and shifted her hips down.
Ranma grunted as he felt a warm, wet and tight sensation around his dick. Lilith had really outdone herself in this dream. Of course he didn't think that Nabiki would be like this in person. He put his hand on her back and pressed her against him tightly as she sank down onto him more fully. "So tight..." He muttered and kissed at her neck, causing the dream figure to let out a moan and yelp. He sighed as his hips met hers. "Do this often?"
"Not... ngh... Really." She grunted as shivered. "Just feeling really stressed out and my vibrator's out of battery life."
Ranma snorted, that was so plausible that he almost woke up laughing.
The dream girl sighed and rolled her hips, bouncing up and down on his lap and hugged him tightly, mashing her decent-sized breasts against his chest. "Fuck... You're... Bigger than my toy."
Ranma wasn't complaining about the compliment, even if he wasn't bigger than it, he was confident in his lovemaking skills.
Her eyes widened as he squeezed a section on her ass, causing her toes to curl and she had to bite down on his shoulder to keep from screaming out in pleasure. Ranma sure didn't complain as she tightened up tremendously as a result. "Amazing what old temples have in regards to sexual pressure points." He whispered before shifting and putting her on her back. "Roll over." He commanded as he pulled out.
Nabiki did so and groaned as he slid back in when she was on all fours. "You..." She whimpered as he bent over and grabbed her breasts from behind. "So good."
"You're a dirty girl, aren't you?" Ranma said as he slid in. "Bent over and begging for my dick like a dog, what would your sisters say if they saw you like this?"
She grunted as he tweaked and fondled her nipples and breasts. "Akane would, ooh, say we were perverts and Kasumi would sit and watch."
Ranma laughed and licked the dream girl's neck. "I doubt she would."
"Ooooh! Nnngh! Youuuu... Don't know her..." Nabiki grunted as Ranma picked up the pace with his thrusts. "She...She's got a huge stack of porn in...Oooooh!" She shuddered as she felt another orgasm building up. "In the dresser under her bed!" She put her head down and bit into the futon as Ranma slammed in hard, cumming deeply into the dream version of Nabiki.
Grunting, Ranma grinned and pulled out of Nabiki, letting his cum leak out of her. "I bet..." He crawled up to her and put his dick by her panting face. "Clean it."
She gave him a bit of a dirty look, but did as he asked, licking and slurping at his penis, which was covered in both of their fluids. Looking up at him, she smirked slightly and waved her hand as she finished cleaning him up.
"Yeah, this has to be a dream..." Ranma muttered as he slumped down. "I don't wear out this fast."
"Sorry, Ranma..." The dream Nabiki said softly as she faded away from his vision.
(-)
The next morning, Ranma walked downstairs rubbing his eyes and found his father, in his normal form, sitting at the table and twitching. "Hey pops!"
"Ngh, hey." He waved and grimaced. "Got a stiff spot in the middle of my back, could you..." He let out a yell as Ranma pushed the middle of his back with his foot, causing a loud cracking sound to be heard. "WOAH!" Genma crumpled down and sighed in relief. "Thanks! Feels good."
"You should stretch before bed if your back's stiffening up." Ranma smirked at him, Genma could only nod in agreement.
"Good idea! I'm sure I've got some Tai Chi scrolls in the backpack, there's bound to be some good stretch exercises to use."
Ranma smirked and looked at the rest of the room. "Huh, only you?"
"Ah! Ranma!" Kasumi said as she poked her head out of the kitchen. "Could you go check on Lilith and Akane, they're still in the dojo." She blinked as Ranma disappeared. "Oh my! Where did he go?" Shrugging, she went to the stairs. "Mr. Saotome, please don't sneak any food while I'm away." She gave him a bit of a frown. "It wouldn't be right to eat before the rest of us do. And I would hate to have to feed the family bamboo before I restocked the pantry fully if I have to cook another meal."
Genma sweated and nodded, no way he would tick off the person who made them such delicious meals!
(-)
"Nnngh!" Nabiki groaned as she sat up in bed and stretched. "Oh wow..." She sighed in delight. "First time in a long time I've not been tired when I woke up." She'd have to do what he did last night again. Rolling her shoulders, she blinked as she felt something on her back. "Huh?" She looked back and blanched. "Ah shit!"
"Nabiki." A knock was heard on her door. "Time to get up, breakfast is almost ready."
"Don't come in! I'm naked!"
"Nabiki, unless you're doing naughty things in there, there's nothing you have that I haven't seen before."
"Just give me a second here to get a top on, sheesh!" Nabiki grumbled as she grabbed at a top. "Gah!"
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah! I tried putting my panties on my head."
Kasumi's laughter was heard through the door. "Well, in that case I guess you're okay. Just hurry up or I'll send Ranma in here next."
"Is that a threat or a promise?" Nabiki muttered under her breath as she dropped the panties off and got out of bed. "As for you..." She grumbled and rolled her shoulders, before sighing in relief. "Gotta be more careful." She muttered as she found a sports bra and slipped it on.
(-)
"Hey! Lilith!" Ranma rushed into the Dojo and blinked as he saw Lilith sleeping next to Akane, both were still clothed, though Lilith was spooning Akane. That was unusual, but the green bubble that surrounded them was the most unusual thing. Walking over, he put his hand into it and sighed as he realized it was some sort of healing bubble. "Okay, time to wake up."
"Nnngh." Lilith muttered in her sleep as he squeezed and shook her shoulder. "I got a cuddly girl."
There was a loud slap and Lilith jumped up, crying out in pain and rubbing her butt as she glared at Ranma.
"No fair!" She whined and stood up. "You disappear for hours and I don't get laid and the first thing you do when you get home is spank my glorious loli booty?!"
Ranma rolled his eyes and looked at Akane, who was just waking up. "So... How badly did she hurt you?"
The next thing he knew, Akane was behind him, trembling. "She's a monster! She wouldn't even let me go get supper last night and had Kasumi bring it here!"
Lilith gave her an evil grin. "I bet you can dodge a wrench now!"
Ranma face-palmed, sure, that training worked, but it was still painful and often lead to concussions. "You trying to bash her brains in?"
"No, just trying to teach her to dodge."
"She's evil!"
Ranma sighed and looked around. "So... Where's the blood then?"
"Oh, that was dream training." Lilith giggled as Ranma face-faulted. "I wasn't going to risk her body getting horribly hurt, so I let her body rest and entered her dreams and taught her full-on in there."
"I still say it doesn't help me dodge!" Akane yelled and yelped as Lilith pointed a finger at her. "YEEP!" She jumped up and moved as a green energy blast hit where she was a moment ago.
"Come on! You can do better than that!" Lilith cracked out the whip and smirked as Akane twisted and bent in all sorts of directions to avoid it. "BALL!" She screamed and kicked it at Akane, who snarled and headbutted it back at the succubus.
Ranma was impressed, sure Lilith was going slow with the whip, ball and random energy blasts, but she was dodging each and every single one. "Wow! Akane, that's pretty good."
"Huh?" Akane blinked, a confused look on her face as Lilith made the whip disappear. "What?"
"You dodged over twenty attacks, sure they're slow, but that's still impressive." Ranma hadn't seen much agility in Akane over the past few weeks when she asked to spar with him or Lilith, but this was a remarkable improvement. "Good job, Akane."
She blushed and looked away. "Um, thanks." It was nice hearing someone praise her for martial arts skill instead of other reasons.
"So, Master..."
"Keep training her. You've got a few more days."
Lilith grinned as Akane paled and gulped. "Oh the fun I'm going to have with her cute little butt."
"Putting me in clothes that tear apart from a sneeze is unfair!" Akane pouted, she thought the clothes looked pretty good, but they tore so easily!
"Sounds fun, anyway, almost time for breakfast."
"Okay!" Akane rushed off.
"Hey, Lilith..."
"Yes?" She looked at him in confusion. "What is it, Master?"
"Thanks for the dream last night, felt really good." Ranma smiled as he walked off, leaving Lilith to look at him in confusion.
"But I didn't enter his dreams last night." Did her Master have naughty dreams without her?! That would not do!
After all, if he could have naughty dreams without her help, then what use was she?
(-)
Akane sighed, thankful that Kasumi, her father and Genma, of all people, had convinced Ranma and Lilith to let her to go to school, stating that she needed her education and that time to relax was important too. She was irritated when Genma said that most people couldn't handle what the two of them could for training, basically hinting that Akane was pretty weak, but she couldn't deny she looked forward to school today.
A moment later and she found herself jumping back several steps to avoid a mallet the passed through where she was a moment ago.
"Hmm, nice dodge." Lilith commented, wondering if maybe she could do surprise attacks at school.
"Hey, Kodachi." Ranma waved at the girl holding the mallet. "I thought you didn't go to school here."
"Of course I don't." Kodachi flipped her ponytail over her shoulder and smirked at him. "How are you doing?" She raised an eyebrow as she saw Lilith and Akane near him. "Oh? You know my soon-to-be opponent?"
"Hey! Why'd you attack me like that?!" Akane yelled at Kodachi. "Our match is in a few days!"
"Indeed, but I believe in the beauty of a fair fight before and during a match." She grinned as Akane glared in anger.
"While I can appreciate the sentiment of attacking an opponent before they're ready, can I ask you to wait until the match?" Ranma asked, causing Kodachi to look at him in confusion. "I have no problem with it, but it seems like you're afraid of competition."
Kodachi crossed her arms over her chest and huffed. "Don't tell me that you're a goody-too-shoes like so many others are."
"Hardly." Ranma scoffed at that. "But most people are, besides," he grinned at her. "Don't you think it's more fun to beat them when they're ready, slowly sending them into despair as they realize that they're no match for you and force them to go all out, only to realize that you're holding back and then you see the little bit of hope they had in their eyes die out?"
Kodachi blinked, stared and turned bright red. "Oh...Yes, yes, you're right. Well, I must be off." She jumped away.
"You're scary!" Akane yelled as she backed up from Ranma after Kodachi left.
"What?" Ranma blinked innocently.
"Master, I think she's not used to seeing you do stuff like that." Lilith rolled her eyes as Akane nodded. "Well, whatever, that was kind of fun to watch."
Akane shook her head and muttered something about monsters as she looked at the mallet before picking it up and giving it a couple of test swings. "I kind of like this."
"...It fits you for some reason." Lilith nodded. "Well, we can find a way to work that into your move-set."
Akane shrugged, this could be a lot of fun.
(-)
Days later, on the night of the gymnastics match.
Nabiki looked around and shook her head, it looked like most of the school had shown up for this little match-up. "This should be interesting." She muttered as she walked to the school building with Ranma, Genma, Kasumi and her father. "And why are you two here?"
"Lilith's my servant, I need to make sure she did a good job training Akane."
"I needed to get out of the house." Being in a house by yourself was never fun, even if there was stuff to watch on television.
"Friend Ranma!" A familiar voice spoke up and Nabiki stared as Nuku came barreling through the crowd to greet them. "Thanks for inviting Nuku Nuku." She turned and waved at a man in a lab coat and shaggy hair and a young boy. "Papa-san! Ryuunosuke-chan! This is friend Ranma that Nuku Nuku told you about!"
"I see that." The man gave her a wry smile as he made his way over to Ranma. "Well, I suppose you could do worse for friends."
Ranma half-saluted the older man. "Well, I guess we sit together, huh?"
"Yay!" Nuku Nuku threw her hands up in the air doing interesting things to her large chest.
"Ah! You're miss Nuku?" Kasumi smiled at the energetic girl. "I heard you helped my younger sisters out, thank you."
"No problem! Nuku is happy to help!" She grinned and chatted with Kasumi as the group made their way to an area in the gym large enough for all of them.
"Hey dad, there's some spots really close to the ring."
"That's for the team." Nabiki pointed out, "however..." She grinned and made her way towards them. "There's no team here, so..."
"We're cheerleaders?" Ranma asked, getting a nod from Nabiki. "So..." He pulled out some outfits. "Anyone got cold water?"
(-)
"Well, you ready?" Lilith asked Akane in the visitor's locker room.
"No, but I feel like if I lose you'll do worse to me than what Kodachi could ever do." Akane shivered as she recalled that week when Tatewaki Kuno had admitted that Kodachi was his younger sister. The fact that he had a sister was a shock to everyone.
Adjusting her pink leotard, she looked at Lilith and sighed. "Is that what you're wearing?"
"What's wrong with it?" Lilith asked as she looked down at herself. "Nothing naughty is showing."
"But a tube top that only covers your chest and short shorts?" Granted, Lilith made it work, but with her wide hips and large rear end, well, large compared to the rest of her, the shorts were riding up the crack of her butt, showing off an indecent amount of bottom butt flesh.
"So? We're at an all girls school. I figure there's more than a few lesbians in the school." Akane gave her a weird look and Lilith sighed. "I'm a succubus, you know, demon that lives on sex? I have no problem with lovers of any gender, but I'm just trying to get reactions, that's all." Akane didn't need to know that people letting out a ton of sexual energy made her giddy.
"Well, it's time." Akane took a deep breath and grabbed a gymnastics ribbon. "I'm honestly surprised Kodachi hasn't tried anything sneaky. Oh, you're sure that the equipment I need is ready?"
"Of course." Lilith rolled her eyes and snapped her fingers as a shopping cart with miniature clubs, a hoop, a large ball and a rod of some sort appeared. "Now, let's go out there and show them what I taught you!"
"How to dodge?" Akane muttered, getting a giggle from Lilith.
"You'll be fine, my whip has more range and twists more than a ribbon ever could."
Akane sighed as they walked out of the locker room and towards the gym. Thankfully it wasn't too far of a walk, but for some reason they were hearing a lot of groans and moans of pain. "What the heck?!" Akane yelled as she and Lilith ran forward only to stop and stare in shock.
Even Lilith couldn't believe what she was seeing.
Seeing Ranma, in his girl form, Nabiki, Kasumi and Nuku Nuku in matching cheerleader outfits and pompoms, that was kind of sexy, the skirts were just long enough to cover their butts and all four were doing their best to get the crowd excited for the match. Seeing a little kid in the same outfit was weird, but cute, even if he was a boy, he seemed to really be into it.
No, that wasn't the problem.
The problem was seeing Soun, Genma and a man neither of them had met before in the same cheerleader outfits, complete with make-up and in Genma's case hair, dancing and cheering and trying to get the crowd into the match. "Genma! Natsume-san!" Soun smiled as he shook his pom-poms from side to side. "Let's give our all for Akane!" Tears ran down from his eyes comically. "Also, Genma, I have to say, your boy sure knows how to pretty everyone up."
Genma nodded and fluffed the glorious locks of burgundy colored hair on his shoulders. "I agree! I haven't had this much hair since that time when I was fifteen and I tried to grow it out."
"Well, I doubt a bald guy would be very good, pops!" Ranma, in her girl form grinned as she bounced up and down.
"This wig is excellent." Genma nodded in agreement.
"I don't care, this is actually a lot of fun." Kyusaku grinned as the group bounced up and down, kicking their legs into the air and causing some people to scream in terror.
"MY VIRGIN EYES!"
"I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK AT PORN AGAIN!"
"SOMEONE KILL ME!"
"IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, YOU ALL HAVE TO SUFFER! TO THE INTERNET WITH THESE PICTURES!"
Ryuunosuke nodded in agreement, he could see why so many girls grew up and became cheerleaders. This was awesome!
"Saotome, I'm going to kill you." Nabiki growled under her breath, there was no way she could show her face at school after this! As she spun around, she and the others bent over and flipped their skirts up, causing more fresh screams from the crowd. "And why are they screaming in terror so much?"
"I never got to do this in school, I'm so glad I came tonight!" Kasumi gushed in happiness. "Thank you, Ranma."
"Nuku Nuku thinks they're screaming because of our papas!" Nuku said as they got into an upright position and did little hops up and down while shaking their pom-poms.
"Oh my god." Akane's face was bright red as she buried her face into her hands. "This is so..."
"Hilarious!" Lilith giggled, getting a weird look from Akane. "I mean it! This has to be Master's doing, though how he knew everyone's measurements, I have no clue." She slapped Akane's back a few times. "Well, whatever, get into the ring."
"Ladies and gentlemen!" A voice was heard over the loudspeakers. "If you can all stop screaming for a few moments, we can proceed."
"MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!"
"SOMEONE SET ME ON FIRE!"
"WHERE'S THE JANITOR'S CLOSET?! I NEED BLEACH!"
"ANYONE GOT A BLUNT OBJECT?! I NEED TO GET THE IMAGES OUT OF MY HEAD!"
"Okay, now that the over-reactions are over, shall we begin?" The announcer asked before clearing their throat. "Welcome to the St. Herbereke vs Furinkan match-up! I'm your announcer for this matchup and..."
The announcer got drowned out as music filled the arena.
"I guess my introduction will have to wait, but in from the home entrance, it's the Black Rose of St. Herbereke, Kodachi Kuno!"
Black flower petals filled the air before spinning around violently and obscuring the vision of everyone for a moment. When the pedals stopped falling, a girl in a black leotard stood in the middle of a pile of rose pedals.
"And there she is! The top rhythmic gymnastics user in the district! What an entrance! Though you have to wonder if anyone in the stands has a pollen allergy, I swear that's got to be at least fifty centimeters of flower pedals piled up."
"Fifty-three centimeters and sixty-nine millimeters." A new voice spoke up. "Hello, everyone! This is the announcer's partner and my name is..."
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Kodachi's laugh over-powered the name introduction as she jumped onto the ring. "As per my agreement with Ranma Saotome, I have restrained myself for the past few days." She gave Akane a nasty grin. "However, I shall not hold back, I have several days of pent up aggression to work out."
"What did you do?" Nabiki whispered to Ranma, who grinned at her. "...Nevermind, I don't want to know."
"It wasn't sex," she replied.
"..."
"With me or Lilith," she added, seeing her disbelieving face ... though for some reason, she swore she'd seen more pleasurable visages on her face. "I don't know who she might have gone to afterwards."
"Then what do you think is making her act that way?" she grumbled.
"...Her family name is Kuno?"
"...Besides that."
Huffing, Ranma looked at Kodachi. "She's the type who burns out hormones through physical activity, domination of opponents, in place of relationships and even just sexual relief. Without that option, for the last few days at least ... she's got blue balls."
"..."
"Blue ovaries?" she asked. "I'm not sure what it is for women, like what is the female equivalent of cock-blocking?" she pondered.
"Dad, what are they talking about?" Ryuunosuke asked his father, who told him that he'd understand when he was older.
Akane climbed into the ring and grinned at Kodachi. "Well, I'm glad you held yourself back, I'm going to vent some frustration on you over this as well."
"Alright! The rules are simple! No using your body on your opponent, only the tools around you, your feet are the only things allowed to touch the mat, if you land outside of the ring, it's considered a loss! Anything else goes! Ready, FIGHT!"
A bell went off and Kodachi twirled her ribbon in front of her. "Let's start with something simple." Snapping her arm forward, the ribbon lashed out like the whip Lilith had used on Akane the past few days. "Oh ho?" Kodachi raised an eyebrow as Akane dodged away faster than she thought the girl could move. "Impressive." Kodachi grinned and twirled a small club in her left hand. "How about this then?!" With that, she leaped forward, a massive grin on her face as she closed the distance in the ring.
Akane slid into a martial arts stance automatically to defend. "Come on, I'll..."
"Akane! You can't use your hands or feet, remember?!" Lilith called out from the side, causing Akane to falter as she realized what she was doing. "Move! She's too close!"
Akane jumped back just as Kodachi swung her mace forward. "Too slow!" Akane yelled as she got out of range.
"Am I?" Kodachi gave her a bored look.
Akane was wondering what Kodachi was talking about when she felt something unusual happening to her outfit. "What the?" Her eyes widened dramatically as she looked down.
*RIIIIIIP*
The fabric on her outfit tore from the bottom and in-between her breasts down to just above her crotch, revealing her toned stomach, ribs and a little bit of her under-boobs to everyone.
"WOAH!" Everyone in the crowd yelled in delight.
"OH THANK GOD!"
"MY EYES HAVE STOPPED BLEEDING!"
"HALLELUJAH AND PRAISE EVERY DEITY!"
Nabiki twitched in annoyance. "Will they stop saying that?" She growled and turned to look at her father. "Now daddy, calm down..."
"I am calm, Nabiki." Soun stood there, completely stoic as he looked at the crowd, his eyes narrowing. "I refuse to put on a spectacle in front of everyone."
Both Nabiki and Kasumi sighed in relief.
"I plan on tracking down every single one of these boys later and showing them my displeasure personally."
Both Nabiki and Kasumi sweat-dropped and Kasumi prayed for the boys continued safety in her mind.
"Come on, Friend Akane!" Nuku Nuku was bouncing and jumping with Ryuunosuke and Ranma. "Don't give up! Rawr rawr!"
Lilith sighed, well, it wasn't like she hadn't prepared for this. If that tear had gone any further down, Akane's panties would have been exposed!
Or rather, fact that Akane wasn't wearing any panties would have been exposed to everyone.
"You!" Akane growled as she stood up, her hands twitching in annoyance. "Why am I surrounded by such perverts?!"
"Oh please!" Kodachi giggled as she twirled her ribbon around in the air. "It's not my fault that your clothes are made of papermache and tear so easily, but enough! Hoop!" She called out and someone in a dark outfit threw a hoop up at her. "Take this!"
"Ball!"
Lilith threw it up at Akane and raised an eyebrow as Akane used her knee to knock it into the air. "I mean, I guess... AH!" She grinned as Akane jumped up after it, dodging the hoop as it sliced through where she was a moment ago, literally. "Wait, is that thing bladed?!"
"PERFECTLY LEGAL!" The referee yelled from the stands.
Kodachi looked up and grinned as Akane spiked the ball down at her. "Oh my, such a powerful blow, I might get hurt." She jumped back and blinked as the ball hit the mat and spun a few time before rocketing itself at her and drilling her in the stomach at speeds far greater than she could have anticipated.
"Is that..?" Soun stood up, gasping as he saw what happened. "It is! The Tendo Style Missile Strike! It's a trick shot meant to be used with arrows fired from a high distance, but seeing Akane use it with her bare hands? So inspiring!" He literally cried out, doing all he could to avoid bawling loudly as tears fell out of his eyes comically.
As she landed, Akane took the chance to look at her father. "Wait, what? I did that by accident!" She was suddenly annoyed with her father for hiding something like that on her. She was going to need to have words with her father.
"Oww!" Kodachi huffed as she landed on the ropes at the edge of the ring.
"Hey! She's touching part of the ring with something other than her feet!" Lilith called out.
"Perfectly legal!"
"WHAT?!" Lilith turned and glared at the referee. "What do you mean?!"
"She didn't touch the mat with anything else!"
"Fine! Akane! Volley fire!" Lilith threw dozens of clubs at Akane, who grabbed and threw them at Kodachi, who was rubbing her stomach from that attack.
"Ohohohohohoh! Such an easy attack." She twirled her ribbon quickly and smirked as the clubs that were flying her way were sliced into pieces and flew off in random directions. "Now, allow me!" She threw her ribbon back and grinned as she saw what it snagged onto. "Why thank you, brother dear! I knew I could count on," with a heave, she swung her ribbon back, pulling not only it, but Tatewaki Kuno into the ring, "you to help me out!"
"Hey! That's outside help!"
"Perfectly legal!"
"Ah, the Fierce Tigress Akane Tendo! I apologize, but I must support my sister, as twisted and demented as she is, even though I love you, the most I can do is sit here and..."
There was a crack as Akane uppercutted Kuno out of the ring and through the roof.
"That's legal, yes?" Lilith had to ask.
"Perfectly legal! Contestant Tendo's hands did not come into contact with her opponent's body."
"You're not bad, Akane Tendo. I can see why my brother is so enamored with you." Kodachi grinned as Akane panted and glared at her. "I must admit, this is a lot more fun than I thought it would be, now then... Rod!"
A metal pole flew into the ring and Kodachi grabbed it before pushing a button, causing it to light up and crackle.
"Oh! And contestant Kodachi has some sort of cattle prod! Surely this can't be..."
"Perfectly legal!"
Even Ranma gave the referee a weird look when that was announced. "I'm all for doing anything to win unless the rules state otherwise, but this seems to be too much."
"Ohohohohohoho! Don't worry, I'm not so stupid as to try and hit you with this, I know that I'd never hit you with it, but..." Kodachi grinned as she snapped her ribbon out several times, dodging to the side when Akane almost wrapped her ribbon around Kodachi's feet to pull her down. "This is the end!"
There was a snap and Akane's eyes widened as the ribbon wrapped around her right wrist and squeezed tight. "So now what? A test of strength? I can win that easy!"
"Ohohohohohoho! Of course not!" Kodachi touched the end of her cattle prod to the ribbon and grinned as it quickly became obvious what she was planning. "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"
"AHHHH!" Akane screamed as electricity charged through her arm and into the rest of her body, causing her to spasm and twitch in sheer pain.
"MY BABY!" Soun tried to jump forward to save Akane, but he was being held back by Nuku Nuku, Genma and Ranma. "LET ME GO!"
"Calm down, Tendo!" Genma yelled at him. "She needs to win this on her own! You don't want to dishonor your daughter, do you?!"
"But my baby girl!"
"Nuku Nuku understands! It hurts to see Friend Akane like that, but Nuku knows that she'll be fine!"
"Besides!" Ranma grunted as Soun slowly calmed down. "You need to believe in her. If you can't believe in her, believe in Lilith who believes in her!"
"...Yes, yes you're right. Come on, Akane!"
Kodachi was laughing as Akane spasmed and twitched while stumbling backward. "Come on! All you need to do is fall and this will stop!"
"Y...You're right!" Akane gritted her teeth and turned to grab the ropes at the edge of the ring.
"Hey, what are you?" Kodachi's pupils shrank as she realized what was happening. "Oh, I just need to..." She looked down and gulped as she realized something. "The rod's fused with the ribbon..."
"AAAAAH! SUCKS! OWWW!" Akane's hair was starting to smoke as the ropes and corner posts glowed blue and started crackling.
"And contestant Akane has turned contestant Kodachi's own plan against her as the cattle prod is..."
"A big lightning rod!"
There was a flash and an explosion a moment later and by the time everything cleared, everyone looked at the ring anxiously and saw several new bodies that weren't there before.
"What the?!" Lilith yelled in shock. "I thought I felt some extra auras! Were they under the ring the whole time?!"
"Wait, where are the contestants?!" The announcer yelled as they looked around.
There was a groan a few feet from where the ring was. Running over, Ranma blinked as she saw Kodachi twitching and spasming. "Found Kodachi!" She yelled out to everyone. "I think she's unable to fight."
"Plus she's on the ground! Kodachi Kuno is out!" The referee yelled and looked around. "Now where is..."
"Friend Akane!" Nuku Nuku yelled as she pointed up. Looking up, everyone gasped as they saw Akane, still spasming and jerking around, suspended in mid-air by Kodachi's ribbon as it was wrapped around the rafters in the air.
"Contestant Akane Tendo is still in the match and thus, I, the referee declare that she is the winner and thus Furinkan High School wins the match!"
"YES!"
"THANK YOU AKANE!"
"HOLY DAMN, I THINK SHE'S NAKED UP THERE!"
"QUICK! SOMEONE PUT SOME LIGHTS UP THERE SO WE CAN CONFIRM!"
Nabiki grabbed a bullhorn and turned it on. "IF ANY OF YOU DO THAT I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE YOUR LIVES A LIVING HELL AT SCHOOL!"
That immediately shut up all the perverts.
"So... How do we get her down?" Kasumi asked, concerned as her baby sister was still spasming and not reacting much.
Nuku Nuku looked up and crouched before launching herself up, grabbing Akane and pulling herself up to the rafters. "Nuku Nuku has friend Akane! But she's got no clothes on!"
"WHOO HOO!"
"I DON'T CARE! GET THE CAMERA!"
"SOMEONE TURN ON SOME LIGHTS SO WE CAN SEE!"
"Nuku!" Nabiki yelled up at the other girl. "Get Akane out of here!"
"On it!"
Ranma blinked as Nuku took off at such high speeds that even she would be hard pressed to keep up with her. "What kind of training did that girl go through?"
"She's an android." Ryuunosuke said, getting a confused look from the redhead. "See, Nuku was my cat," he wondered why Ranma twitched when she heard that word, "but she got shot and was dying, but I couldn't let her do that, so we put her brain into an android's body."
"Huh... That makes more sense than I thought it would." Ranma nodded. "Well, thanks for playing along, come on, let's go back to the locker room."
"Do I have to?"
Ranma looked back at the young boy and smirked at him. "Only if you want to stay in a miniskirt all night."
"Oh."
(-)
"Well, she's alive." A female voice that she couldn't recognize right away was saying. "She should be, ah, yep, she's waking up."
"Ngh..." Akane blinked a few times as she saw Lilith, Nuku Nuku and Kasumi all, all back in normal clothes and all standing above her. "What happened?"
"You turned the ring into a giant electric coil!" Lilith shook her head. "That has to be the most insane, stupid, brain-dead thing I have ever had the displeasure to witness!"
"Lilith, that's not very nice." Kasumi gave her a disappointed look.
"However!" Lilith grinned at Akane. "That was pretty awesome. But don't do it again."
"No worries." Akane groaned as she tried to sit up. "I can't even move, it feels like all my muscles have locked up and won't move."
"Ah, that's just the over-stimulation from the electricity." Nuku Nuku added helpfully. "It should return to normal after a day."
"Lovely..." Akane groaned.
"WHAT?!" She heard her father's voice a moment before she was glomped by Soun, who was bawling. "MY BABY GIRL IS PARALYZED! WAAAAAHHH!"
"Friend Akane is paralyzed?! Nuku thought her muscles were just cramped!" Nuku Nuku looked at Akane in a panic. "Papa-san! Help! Get friend Akane a robot body!"
"Even if I did, it would have to be four meters tall." Kyusaku, back in his normal clothes sighed. "So if she is paralyzed, there isn't much I can do."
"WAAAAH!"
"Friend Ranma! Can you help?! I don't want friend Akane to be stuck in a wheelchair forever! ...Unless she gets psychic powers, then she can run a school and teach others with super powers how to protect everyone and..."
"Nuku!" Ryuunosuke yelled, getting the android to quiet down. "One, you need to stop reading American manga."
Nodding, Nuku responded with an enthusiastic "YES!" as she grinned widely at her little brother.
"And two, she's not paralyzed, her voluntary muscles are just cramped up really badly, she should come back to normal, like you said, in a day. Faster if she has someone give her a massage."
"And that's my cue to step in." A familiar male voice spoke up, causing everyone in the room, except for Ranma to turn and see Dr. Tofu walking into the locker room. "Good evening."
"Why are you here?" Akane asked, though she was grateful.
"Ah, a young lady calling herself Ranma gave me a call and asked me to show up." Tofu looked at Ranma and then back at Akane. "Now, if you'll all move away."
It was a good thing that Tofu was focusing on Akane completely, because otherwise he would have noticed Kasumi in the room and things would have gotten worse.
"Oh dear, this might be... Hold on." He knelt down next to Akane and pressed several points on her thighs, calf muscles, ankles and feet, before going up to her arms and repeating the motions. "There, that should help your limbs out."
Akane blinked and moved her arms and legs. "Yeah, but I can't seem to move the rest of my body."
"Hold on, you, miss with the burgundy hair, can you help me turn Akane on her side and hold her please?"
"Nuku Nuku can do that!" She grabbed Akane and helped turn her to her side. She watched in interest as Dr. Tofu pressed several points from her neck down to the girl's hip before standing up. "What did you do to friend Akane?"
"It's alright." Dr. Tofu smiled as he stood up. "I just tapped some pressure points that caused her muscles to relax, under most circumstances, that would cause her to lose all feeling in her muscles and she'd fall to the ground like she had no bones, but in this case..."
"With the amount of cramping in her muscles, Akane would relax enough to be able to move freely." A female voice spoke up and Dr. Tofu's glasses immediately fogged over.
"Ah hah ha hah... K-k-k-kasumi?! What are you doing here?"
"I was supporting my sister."
"Ah, yes, of course! Far be it from me to think you were back at school in gym clothes."
"Are you okay?" Kyusaku looked at the trembling man and touched his shoulder.
"Ah, yes! I'm fine, thank you for noticing Soun." Tofu said as he grabbed Kyusaku and everyone winced as they saw the reason for the Hippocratic oath in action as Kyusaku was twisted and bent in all sorts of directions.
"Um, doctor, I don't think the human body is supposed to bend that way?" Nabiki pointed out, sweat-dropping as Tofu looked at her and grinned.
"What are you talking about, Betty? This is fine, now if you'll excuse me, I think I hear dance music."
Ranma, Lilith and Nuku Nuku stared, wide-eyed as Tofu hugged a locker, ripped out out of the wall and then proceeded to dance with it... Through another wall and out into the night. "Well... That just happened." Ranma said after several moments, wondering what kind of monster Dr. Tofu really was.
"He's such a silly man." Kasumi giggled, causing everyone but Akane and Kyusaku to face-fault.
"So..." Lilith looked at Kyusaku. "Should we just head back to the dojo?"
Ranma nodded at that. "Yeah, don't worry, I'm sure it's not permanent." He patted the former human turned pretzel gently.
"What about the car that Papa-san drove us here in?"
Ryuunosuke shrugged at that. "Well, I'm sure that it'll be fine for awhile."
"Oh, it's fine." Soun smiled as he recovered from his face-fault. "You're friends with Akane, you can spend the night at our place, I mean, it's the least we can do." After all, Kasumi was the reason Tofu had acted like that.
"Ah, okay, but how do we..?" Ryuunosuke started to ask.
"You have two legs, we can walk." Akane said as she stood up and wobbled a little bit. "I'll be okay, my muscles are moving at least." At least she was changed into gym shorts and a white t-shirt. Sure it wasn't the best, but it was better than that paper-mache leotard outfit.
"That's good." Nabiki nodded as Nuku picked up her father. "Shall we go?"
"Sure!" Nuku said as she followed Nabiki out of the hole, followed by Kasumi and Akane, who was gingerly moving.
After a few minutes, a Panda came running through the locker room. "GROWF!" The panda yelled, trying to get them to stop and wait. 'Blasted water pipes bursting on me when I'm in the stalls, those things aren't designed for Pandas! I'm going to write a letter and complain about it!' The sign at the end of a pole held in the beast's right hand stated in big bold block kanji.
(-)
It was about twenty minutes later when the group got to the Tendo Dojo. "I'm hungry." Akane muttered, wondering if they could get a meal at this time.
"Well, it is late, I could cook something up quick." Kasumi looked at Akane's hair and bit her lower lip, it was just the worst right now! She'd have to cut and trim it up later.
"Nah, don't bother." Nabiki said, as she went inside. "Let's just order a pizza or something."
Ranma looked at Lilith and whispered to her. "Go weaken the boundary fields so that the delivery guy can find this place, okay?"
"Sure."
"Anyway, Ms Nuku, you can put your father on the couch. Dr. Tofu's accidents always wear off after awhile."
"Okay!"
"Well, let's get ready to eat then." The panda said via hand signs, not caring what they got, but that they got enough, he was hungry, darn it!
Unknown to the group, a figure watched them enter the house and nodded. "Found you," a female voice said as the girl stood to her full height, her figure cast in shadow as her hair fluttered in the wind. "Soon." She whispered before jumping away and disappearing into the night.
That was fun, though not for Akane and not for the crowd. Seriously, Soun and Genma in cheerleader outfits doing the cancan. Ewww.
But, hey, it fits in Ranma 1/2, after all, everyone crossdresses at one point or another in that series.