Dance With the Devil

Chapter 5

Disclaimer: I own none of the series involved.

Chapter 5

A few weeks later, Nabiki grumbled as she waited in a park after dark. "Will you hurry it up? I want to get home before they send someone out to find me." She grumbled. When she heard a noise from the bushes, she stood up and grimaced as she saw who it was. "Took your time, huh?"

"Don't be like that," the figure was tall and wore a dark trench coat and a dark fedora on its head, clouding the features in shadow, "there's been an uptick in interested persons looking at this district lately." The figure's voice was deep, hinting that it was male.

Nabiki scoffed at him. "Oh gee, you think? There's a succubus living here, not to mention that there's that android catgirl on the other side of Nerima, the damn aliens up North and random ghosts and other spirits that live here."

"Not to mention you." The figure chuckled at her glare.

"Yeah, I'm trying to keep that a secret from everyone." Oh how she hated this guy, but there was a need to work with him.

"Indeed, do try to keep things under control, would you?" He turned to leave. "We'll be setting up a base soon, not near here, but we have the lead of an interesting human close to a Devil's territory. Are you sure that he..."

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure that he lacks one." And even if he had one, there was no way she'd let this guy know. "You know this district has a history of weird and unusual things that happen to it."

He chuckled and adjusted his hat. "Indeed. Farewell, Nabiki Tendo, the next time it will be a different one of us."

Nabiki glared as the man disappeared in a flurry of black feathers before sighing heavily. "Fuck me, what am I going to do?"

(-)

"Akane!" Kasumi called upstairs. "You have a letter!"

A few minutes later, Akane came downstairs, confused. "I wasn't expecting anything." Taking the letter, she looked at the envelope and was rather impressed by what looked like an embroidered black rose on the envelope. "I wonder who sent it." Opening it up, she took the letter out and blinked, several times, at the contents.

"Dear Akane Tendo,
I hope this finds you in good health.
I was wondering if perhaps you wished to meet up this Saturday.
If so, please meet me at the local ice skating rink between 2 and 4.
I wish to speak with you.
Signed,
Kodachi "The Black Rose" Kuno

"I didn't expect this." Akane wondered what Kodachi wanted, it had been a while since that match and Akane had long since recovered from it. "Maybe she wants a rematch?"

"It wasn't a challenge letter, was it? So maybe not." Kasumi looked at her in concern. "Maybe you should go?"

"Hmm..." Akane looked at the clock. "Well, it's only one, I guess I could go." She just hoped Kasumi was right and that Kodachi just wanted to talk.

"Why do I have a bad feeling?" She asked no one in particular as she got ready to leave.

(-)

Watching his daughter leave, Soun looked back at the shouji board. "Shouldn't your son go with his fiancee?"

"We agreed, Tendo, to let the kids make their own decision on this. Whomever the boy chooses will have to share with that succubus."

"If only we could get rid of her."

"Old friend," Genma looked at Soun seriously, "that succubus saved my boy's life. Things got weirder after that, but there's no way that you could get them to split apart at this time." Ranma wouldn't allow it and would fight with all his might to stop it and Lilith couldn't leave even if she wanted to for the most part.

"She's getting in the way of our dream!"

Genma shook his head. He understood Soun's position, he had been there himself, but he couldn't do it, not because he had sentimentality towards Lilith, but rather because as much as it galled him to admit it, the succubus was good for his son.

'Besides, Nodoka can't call Ranma unmanly, even with the curse, if he's slept with more women than a porn star.'

"Soun, with how things have gone, I think it would be best to wait a bit longer before bringing it up again."

Soun frowned softly. "But..."

"I don't think it will be as bad as you think it is." Genma smirked as he put a piece down. "Just give it some time."

"But they'd have to share?"

Genma nodded to him. "Yes, my boy will have what every single man wants and what every married man dreads."

Soun chuckled as he heard that. "Well, I suppose I can wait a little more then." That didn't mean he wouldn't try to push things in the direction he wanted though.

(-)

Kasumi was humming as she swept up the hallway towards the dojo and knocked on the door. "Is there anyone in there? I'm coming in, if you're doing naughty things, please let me know."

Of course, Kasumi couldn't have known that even if there were naughty things going on inside, she wouldn't be able to hear them unless the door was opened.

Sliding open the door, she was surprised to see Lilith, wearing a tube top and short shorts, laying on her stomach and kicking her legs randomly while reading something. "Huh? Oh! Hi, Kasumi." She smiled as she saw the other girl. "Did you need something?"

"I was going to clean the dojo, but it looks like it's spotless."

"To be fair, Master and I haven't been having sex much the past couple of days." Lilith sighed as she rolled onto her butt and pouted. "I don't blame him though, we've been putting up some really high level bounded fields around the area, but I'm getting worried."

Kasumi tilted her head in confusion. "Are you worried that Ranma is seeing other women?"

"Heck no! In fact, I encourage him to get as much booty as possible." Lilith grinned as Kasumi blushed. "Heck, if you want, I'll send him your way to warm your bed and have sex with you if you want."

"N, no, that... That's fine." Kasumi looked away, steam coming from her ears as she imagined Ranma, naked, in bed with her, doing such... "No, no, it's fine, I shouldn't..."

"Why not? You're engaged to him too, shouldn't you sample the goods before marriage?" Lilith tilted her head in confusion. "Or is this one of those weird human hangups that I don't really get because Genma isn't the best teacher?"

"Well, it's just... Not proper." Kasumi couldn't look at Lilith, who sighed. "Lilith?" She was still blushing, but managed to look at the succubus.

"Darn, I was kind of hoping you'd help."

"Huh?"

"Because if Master doesn't get laid in the next couple of days, he's going to be so pent up that I won't be able to fully satisfy him." She sighed at Kasumi's started look. "A few years ago, when Master and I made the Devil's Pact, he was flooded with Youki and now he can't produce regular Ki, okay?" Kasumi nodded, knowing what Ki was, she did practice Martial Arts when she was younger after all. "Well, that Devil's Pact was mine, and I'm a succubus, so even if it wasn't intentional..."

"He's got some of your characteristics?"

"Namely an increased libido, stamina and a sex drive to make anyone who's ever been at the Playboy Mansion look like a celibate monk."

"Um, oh my..." Kasumi felt her legs wobble and she leaned up against the wall before sliding to the ground.

"Hey, Kasumi..." Lilith crawled over, her eyes practically shining. "You really should give my Master a go."

"I mean... It's tempting, but... Would he want an old maid like me?"

Lilith blinked, her eyes stopped glowing for a moment before she started laughing and fell on her face. "You... Hahahahahaha! You're not an old maid, not yet. You've got... Ten to sixteen years yet."

Kasumi pouted, she didn't want to think about that. "But I..." She sighed and placed her forehead on the palms of her hands as she held them up. "I never got to date anyone, I had to be home when I was in middle school, I had to take care of the house, father was a mess and, I love my sisters, but neither Nabiki nor Akane were up to the challenge at the time. I had to..."

Lilith tilted her head and crawled up towards Kasumi. "Hey, what's wrong?"

"Lilith, I just... What would I do, even if I married your Master?"

Lilith shrugged at her question. "Hey, think of it this way, at least he wouldn't disappoint in bed."

Kasumi laughed and leaned back against the wall, putting her hands down. "Sometimes..." She looked up and gave a sad smile. "I wish mom was still around."

Before Lilith could say anything, Kasumi's eyes widened and she lunged at the smaller girl, causing Lilith to get tackled with Kasumi on top of her. "Lilith! You're a succubus, so you must know what happens after someone dies, right?"

"Huh?" Lilith blinked at Kasumi, who was looking at her with a somewhat desperate look on her face. "I'm no expert, if I could get ahold of Jedah, he might know." The guy did make her this body after all, and he was extremely good at soul manipulation as well. "But I can answer as best I can, why?"

"What happens when a person dies?" Kasumi asked her again.

"Hard to say, there's lots of destinations, all things considered. I mean, there's Heaven, Hell, Makai, but the most likely destination is the Realm of the Dead."

"That..."

"I don't know, sorry, it's one of those "one way only" realms that once you go in, you can't get out of. I can't really tell you what's there. Other than those that go there typically get put away for the rest of time."

"So it's..."

Lilith shrugged at her look. "I don't know, I've never been there. It could be a place where everyone's put in a little box, a retirement home or the greatest frat party reality has ever seen."

"Oh..."

Lilith smirked at Kasumi and leaned up, her eyes practically glowing. "In fact, just think of it where everyone goes to have an eternity of fun. Life is hard, so the afterlife is really fun."

Kasumi giggled and nodded. "That makes me feel better, thank you." Her eyes widened as Lilith suddenly wrapped her arms around Kasumi's back, put her hand on the back of Kasumi's head and smirked. "Lilith?"

The next thing Kasumi knew, Lilith's lips were on her own. Kasumi's eyes widened as Lilith kissed her for what seemed like several minutes. After breaking the kiss, Lilith giggled at Kasumi's expression. "I'll take that as thanks, okay?"

Kasumi nodded mechanically, got up and walked out of the dojo.

Lilith pouted as she crossed her arms behind her head. "Maaaaaaster..." She whined. "Where are you? Your Servant needs a recharge!"

(-)

Meanwhile, not too far from the Tendo Dojo...

"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW?!" Ryoga yelled as he looked around, confused. He could have sworn he was at the Narita International Airport just a few minutes ago. Or was that Atlanta? He could never tell, since so many of those places looked the same to him. 'Seriously, why do all the global airports look and feel the same?' It was kind of annoying and if someone spent a lot of time flying around the world, they might think that every country was identical or something.

"I HAVE NO CLUE!" His traveling partner yelled at him. "How the hell did you get lost in a freaking linen closet?!"

"Sorry, Bulleta, I told you, it's a curse."

"Yeah, and I didn't think it was THAT bad!" She yelled, clearly annoyed. "Have you gone to an exorcist?" Maybe she could convince Donovan to have a look at this idiot? She wasn't on bad terms with the half-breed, even if he didn't like her that much. 'Then again, do any of those bozos like me much?' Bulleta thought to herself irritably. 'Then again, no way I'm trusting a bunch of Darkstalkers with anything other than dying.' Heck, she couldn't even count on that, how many times had she shot Felicia in the butt or Talbain with silver bullets and the two had somehow managed to survive?

That reminded her, she would need to find some of the Catholic Church's executioners, she was going to need some more blessed bullets soon. "Hmm, I wonder how the old woman is doing with those two, they got pretty skilled when I saw them last year."

"Who are you talking about?"

Bulleta just waved off Ryoga's concerns. "Oh, just a couple of young nuns that have Holy swords and hunt things that go bump in the night. Their master and I are old friends, she gives me blessed silver for my bullets when I go Darkstalker hunting."

She doubted they would come to Japan anytime soon, unless one of those failed wannabe Holy Swords somehow ended up in Japan.

"You!" Both Ryoga and Bulleta turned around to see Tatewaki Kuno pointing his wooden sword at them. "To see the dishonorable ones who destroyed the school return, I, Tatewaki Kuno, the Blue Thunder," lightning crackled behind him, "shall not abate you."

"Really?" Bulleta put her hands on her hips and scoffed at him. "You're going to fight me with a twig? If you're going to fight me you better have something like, I dunno, the Demonic Sword Gram or something."

"Isn't that from Norse Mythology?" Ryoga asked, getting a shocked look from Bulleta. "I have plenty of time to read when I'm traveling."

"Surprised you knew that. You'll be surprised to know that all myths and legends are true, but probably not to the extent that the stories make them out to be."

"Enough!" Kuno yelled as he pulled his sword back and rushed forward. "I strike!"

"Feh!" Ryoga stepped in front of Bulleta and pulled out his umbrella and swung it upwards, knocking the sword out of Kuno's hands. "Kendo? Please, I mastered that when I was five." Well, as much as he could, his instructor had given him scrolls on forms to practice when he wasn't around.

"Truly, you know the art of the sword it seems."

Ryoga grinned, revealing fangs in his mouth. "There are things you can't touch with your hands, so knowing how to swing a stick or umbrella helps keep you alive."

"With all your skill in unarmed combat?" Bulleta asked, getting an annoyed snort from Ryoga.

"That came later, obviously."

"Alas, my skill is only in the way of the sword." Kuno shook his head. "But against that foul sorcerer, Saotome, my skill is useless."

"Don't call him a sorcerer, you'll make real sorcerers upset." Both Ryoga and Bulleta said at the same time, causing Kuno to jerk backwards in surprise.

"I... He says that as well, what do you mean?"

"Just trust me." Ryoga shook his head.

Kuno blinked, before coughing and clearing his throat. "I see. However, he is a Demon, or will real Demons get upset about that?"

"Nope. There are humans that even Demons fear." Bulleta grinned and jerked a thumb at herself. "I can make Werewolves and catgirls run in terror just from being near them and I've killed my fair share of Vampires too."

"Well then, I would like to find some way to defeat him, but I am at an impasse, so to speak, for the foul Demon has abilities that I, an honorable human, cannot replicate."

"That's because you're too slow." Ryoga muttered, getting a blink of surprise from Kuno. "Your speed, you're too slow to have a chance to hit him, he can move so fast that even I can't keep up with him."

"I see. Then perhaps I should undertake some serious training, however, leaving that cur to run freely is..."

"Don't worry," Bulleta sneered. "I will take him out, lay him on the ground, and pound him until he breaks!"

"Ah, your promise of service is simply too much not to purchase. Though ... your nose is bleeding."

"Ah, excuse me," she replied quickly. "More of his ... magic he dabbles in."

"Ah, then I shall hire you to protect the city while I train, but alas, I have no idea where to start."

"Here." Ryoga reached into his backpack and pulled out a notebook. "I've already made three copies of this, in case one of them gets lost or something." If he ever had kids, he was planning on teaching them from the notebooks in his backpack, as well as the scrolls he had in there. "It's some basic to intermediate strength and speed training. Just follow the instructions and in days you'll see improvements."

"Forsooth!" Kuno smiled as he took the notebook. "Hmm, yes, this is very doable indeed. I shall go at once to find a river and attempt to swim against the current like a salmon!"

"Wait, what?" Ryoga asked as Kuno slapped him on his back. "What do you..?"

"Good luck against the foul Demon Saotome, I have work to do!" Kuno ran off, grabbing his wooden sword along the way.

"What's wrong?"

"Those are the advanced training methods for increasing your strength, speed and endurance."

She shrugged. "So if he screws up he'll cripple himself, you do have copies right?"

"Well, yeah, but..."

"Then there's no problem!"

Ryoga sweat-dropped, but supposed that was true. "So..." He looked around. "Where are we?"

Bulleta blinked and looked around, wondering how they ended up in a rice field. "HOW THE HELL DO YOU DO THIS?!"

(-)

Standing in front of a museum on the far end of Nerima, Ranma, in a gray Chinese Mao outfit, frowned softly as he looked at the building. Sure, it was in the middle of the day, but there was something in the building that was bothering him.

"Now, what could it be?" He wondered aloud as he walked into the building. According to the sign outside, the place was full of replicas of famous Japanese swords throughout history. "Obviously can't have real swords, some idiot would end up stealing them and use them in crimes."

There was always a weirdo who thought he was the reincarnation of a famous Samurai or something. "Case in point." Ranma said as he got inside and saw someone dressed in a red Samurai armor, a Katana sheathed at its side and... "Okay, so you're not some random crazy if you've got a couple of lesser spirits hovering around you, who are you?" What unnerved him was that the armor had pale blue arms, legs and a featureless face.

"HuH?" The armor turned to look at Ranma and he grimaced as he saw what looked to be two eyes on the chest and the mid-section of the armor was jagged enough that it looked like teeth. "So ThErE wAs SoMeOnE WhO cOuLd GeT iN, hUh?" The armor said while the mid-section moved slightly and the ghosts around it started to move around erratically.

"Now, now, Hannya..." A female voice spoke up, quieting down the spirits. "We agreed that I would give you and Kien all the bodies you wanted so long as you let me have complete control."

"YeS, hOw FoOlIsH oF mE tO fOrGet."

Ranma stared as the armor's head, arms and legs seemed to solidify and turn into skin. "Who are you?"

"Who I used to be is no matter, but I guess you call the three of us Bishamon." The woman said and bowed. "But no offense," she said as she stood tall, "a half-breed Darkstalker has no chance against us."

"Okay, fine, let's just assume you're right, why are you here?" He frowned as Bishamon turned and walked away from him. "Hey!"

"Ah! Here it is! The Murasame! The cursed blade said to get stronger the more it kills." Bishamon smashed the display cabient around the sword and Ranma stopped, his eyes widening as he felt raw power coming from that sword.

"What the hell? I thought these were replicas!"

Grabbing the sword and unsheathing it, Bishamon giggled. "Dear boy, don't you think that letting people know "hey, powerful weapons are here, come get them" is a bad idea?" Unsheathing the sword, the person in the armor nodded and turned to Ranma. "In fact, you should know, this sword has anti-Holy properties. Very useful against Holy Swords, Angels and other annoying pests that want to destroy beings like you and me."

"You aren't leaving with that sword."

"Oh, come on, please? I promise that I won't kill you."

"HeY!"

"Calm down, Hannya, he's not worth it, besides, we need to do other things first."

"Sorry, I might not be a nice person, but I can't let you get away with whatever you want."

Bishamon sighed and unsheathed its other sword. "Kien, Murasame, let's go."

Seeing the new sword glowing blue and the Murasame glowing black, Ranma narrowed his eyes as a yellow aura surrounded him.

"Ooooh! Both magic and Youki?! Maybe this will be fun."

"ToO bAd He DoEs NoT hAvE fUlL cOnTrOl."

"Indeed." The person in the armor nodded and grinned at Ranma. "Oh, don't worry, you can start at any time."

"I usually wait for people like you, but I think I can be forgiven for making the first move." Ranma seemingly disappeared from sight.

"Too slow." Bishamon said as it took a step back and slashed upward, cutting across Ranma's shirt and slicing the boy in half. "Too, huh?" The image of Ranma disappeared and Bishamon had only a moment's warning before being kicked in the head, sending the armor crashing through a few display cases.

Touching down, Ranma rushed forward, his hand glowing a bright yellow. He twisted at the last second to avoid a slash upwards, only to gasp out in pain as the Masamune clipped the underside of his arm.

"Not bad, boy." Bishamon said and stood to its full height. "If I had more time to play with you, I would, but you're hurt and, Aiyayayayayayayayayayayah!" The armor danced around and spasmed as a bolt of lightning came out of nowhere and struck the swords directly.

Ranma grinned as his good hand had sparks flowing from it. "I agree, not bad, but I think I'll have to end you." Rushing forward, a complex array appeared on each of his hands. Exorcism wasn't something he was good at, as it wasn't a form of magic that appealed to him, but he could do it. The problem was...

He had to be close to the body to do it.

"Oh dear, if you would have just let me go, you would have been able to live a long life." The next thing Ranma knew was pain as Murasame stabbed him deep in the gut while Kien left a deep cut on his back.

Gasping in pain, Ranma fell to his knees and staring in shock as Bishamon sheathed its swords. "See, Hannya, I told you he wasn't worth it."

"W," Ranma coughed as blood came out of his mouth, "wait..."

"No." The armor faded away. "If you survive, pray we never meet again."

"Flame," Ranma whispered and put his hand on his stomach, igniting the wound and stopping the blood there. "I won't die... Not..." His eyes rolled up into the back of his head and he flopped onto his face, passing out. "Yet..."

(-)

"Master!" Lilith's eyes widened and she felt a chill cross her body. Not even questioning it, she ran out of the dojo and found a shadow to jump into. "What happened?!"

A moment later, she came out of a shadow on a wall and gasped as she saw Ranma in a pool of blood. "Master!" She tore his shirt off and put her hands on his back, pouring magic and Youki into him and sighing when the wound closed rather quickly. Rolling over and putting his head on her lap, she did the same to his stomach and noticed that he had already did some healing to it. "At least it's not too serious, huh?"

"Nnngh, gah."

"Good." Lilith gave her Master a smile as he opened an eye. "You know how to worry a girl, Master."

"Sorry."

She smiled at him and poked him on the nose. "For making me worry, you owe me."

"Well... Can we go back to the Dojo first? I'm feeling light-headed." Lilith nodded and helped Ranma stand up before the two of them disappeared into a shadow.

(-)

"OH MY!" Kasumi gasped as she saw the two come out of a shadow. "What happened?! You're covered in blood!" And topless, but she wasn't concerned about that.

Ranma chuckled at Kasumi's concerned look. "I'll be fine in a couple of hours." He sighed as she dragged him into the kitchen. "I said I'd be fine."

"I don't care, we need to wash you off and get your wounds cleaned!"

"What wounds? I already healed them." Lilith muttered and stepped aside as Genma charged into the room. "Here we go."

"Boy?! What the hell happened?!"

"Was taking a walk, found a museum with a nasty aura, checked it out, found a living armor walking around and stealing a magical sword, got into a fight and this happened."

"Master..." Lilith frowned softly. "Didn't you..."

"Remind me to practice exorcism more." Ranma sighed and let Kasumi wash his back and stomach areas. "Anyway, I'm gunna go to sleep in the dojo now."

Kasumi looked at him in concern. "Ranma, if you're still hurting..."

"Nah, don't worry, so long as I don't die I can heal from anything with some sleep." Ranma smiled at her and looked at Lilith, who was looking at him in concern. "But have some food ready to go when I wake up, I'll be hungry."

Kasumi nodded as Ranma got up and made his way out of the kitchen.

"Boy," Genma put his hand on Ranma's shoulder, "you said you fought a living armor?"

"Red Samurai Armor with a couple ghosts around it. Couldn't sense anyone alive in it, but there was some sort of woman controlling it. Dunno who she was, but she was definitely a spirit of some sort."

Genma nodded and let Ranma go before heading to the stairs.

"Uncle Saotome?" Kasumi asked, concern evident in her voice.

"Nothing, Kasumi, I have something I need to look up." He passed Nabiki on the way up stairs.

"What happened?" She asked Lilith, who was walking behind Ranma quietly. "Kasumi?"

Her elder sister shook her head. "Nabiki, I'll tell you later, okay?"

Nabiki nodded but looked at the Dojo and bit her lower lip. 'Then why do I sense some spirit magic?'

(-)

Meanwhile...

"Ah! You did come!" Kodachi Kuno smiled as she saw Akane Tendo. Her smile soon faded as she saw Akane's concerned look. "Is something the matter?"

"Well, to be honest, I haven't heard good things about you, so I wasn't sure if I wanted to show up today."

"Ah, no doubt my brother told you the most awful things about me." She sighed and looked at the cup in front of her. "I do admit that I am, shall we say, not the easiest person to get along with."

"You did attack me at school and electrocuted me at the ring." Akane sighed and was thankful Lilith knew how to fix her hair. "So excuse me if I think that Kuno-sempai isn't wrong on this issue."

"An... Understandable anger." Kodachi nodded and looked at the ice rink. "However, I must admit, other than the outcome, that match was the most fun I have had in a long time."

"Really?" Akane raised an eyebrow as Kodachi nodded. "That's fine and all, but I don't see what..."

"I was wondering, would you care to have a... Oh what is the term that people use when they don't wish to fight seriously?"

"A friendly match? A spar?"

"Yes, that." Kodachi snapped her fingers. "I admit, I find you to be interesting. Enough that I understand why my brother goes on and on about you, despite your looks being..." She trailed off, not sure how to put it. "Not quite up to the standards that I would assume he would go for."

"Well excuse me for being plain!" Akane yelled and stood up. "Really, if you're going to insult me, you don't need to bother asking me to show up and talk then."

"Please wait, I did not mean it as an insult, my initial impression of you was a girl who was not bad looking, but rather plain, however, after seeing you in action, I can see why my brother would become enamoured with you." Akane blinked at hearing that. "Your passion, your tenacity and your drive actually is impressive, even more so seeing you in action."

"Please don't tell me that you're in love with me."

Kodachi blinked before throwing her head back in amusement. "Ohohohohohohoho! Oh goodness no. While amusing, I would rather spend the night in that delicious Ranma's arms."

Akane snorted at that. "You can have him." Kodachi blinked in surprise. "He's a big pervert, he's got a loli that he's doing perverted things with practically every night, another loli blew up our school because she wanted him or something and with my luck there's probably a loli catgirl out there that will show up within the year and make a move on him or something."

"Oh dear, I had no idea he was... Into young girls." It saddened Kodachi that such a prime example of manliness would be into young-looking girls, but to each their own, she supposed.

"Yeah." Akane said as she sat back down, "So, why did you call me out here?"

"Would you believe that I would just like to... What is it that people do when they are on good terms with each other?"

"Hang out?" Akane blinked slowly and Kodachi snapped her fingers and nodded. "You don't hang out with your friends?"

"I... Have never had friends before. I was kind of hoping..."

Akane smiled at the other girl. "Well, that's okay. But if you wanted to be friends, all you needed to do was ask." She held her hand in front of her. "Hi, my name's Akane Tendo, I practice the Tendo Style of Anything Goes Martial Arts, I have a bit of a bad temper and hate perverts. Do you want to be friends?"

Kodachi looked at the hand offered in front of her and shook it. "My name is Kodachi Kuno, one of the best gymnasts of my age group, I have a pet named Mr. Green Turtle, I live with my brother at the Kuno Mansion and I have no idea what I am doing. I would love to be friends."

Akane smiled as they shook hands. "So, you said you wanted to hang out, what would you like to do then?"

"Since we're here, would you care to go ice skating?"

"Sure." Akane nodded at her.

(-)

Hours later, Akane smiled as she walked in. "I'm home!"

"Welcome back, Akane." Kasumi said from the kitchen. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, Kodachi was actually a lot of fun to hang out with. There was a pervert that tried kissing me though." Akane was thankful that Kodachi had pulled him off and offered him a black rose that caused him to fall onto the ice, paralyzed. "He'll be getting out of the hospital in a month."

"Oh dear." Kasumi sighed, causing Akane to look at her in confusion. "After Ranma came back hurt, I'd rather not think of others getting hurt, even if they deserve it."

"Huh? Where is he?" Sure, Akane didn't like Ranma, but that didn't mean she wanted him hurt.

"The dojo but you..." Kasumi trailed off as Akane rushed off. "Wait! Akane!" She ran after her little sister. "You may want to wait!"

"Why? I'm just checking to make sure that he's okay!" Akane yelled as she grabbed the door to the dojo and flung it open.

She stopped and stared at the scene in front of her, her eyes wide.

"Yes! Master! Ooooh!" Lilith moaned as Ranma drove into her from behind. "Right, nnngh, there! Ooh yes!"

"I'd say he's doing well." Nabiki smirked as she pulled out a camera and started recording while Kasumi stood there, her face red and buried into her hands while she peeked through her open fingers.

Ranma groaned, his fingers squeezing Lilith's ass as he came inside of her again. "Again."

"Hehehehhehe... Knew you'd be like this." Lilith giggled as he picked her up and spun around. "Oooh! We have guests!"

Ranma stared as he stood there, balls deep in Lilith, her legs spread due to his right arm under her right leg, his left arm on her bare chest and exposing the two of them completely to the three sisters. "...Could you close the door? I'd rather not have the whole neighborhood know."

"PERVERTS!" Akane screamed, her face bright red as she slammed the door closed.

Why, oh, WHY did I make Bishamon talk like that?!

Before anyone complains, it's a standard trope. MC shows up, finds new enemy, new enemy beats MC and leaves. Besides, it plays into the plot later.

So, anyone care to take a guess as to what the next crossover is?