Dance With the Devil
DxD Chapter 7
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TheB: Yes, that was a certain busty blonde Roman Empress from the Fate series.
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It was three days later that Issei found himself biking to a fancy hotel. "Wow, some of the people who want stuff from Devils..." Issei muttered, but decided he couldn't complain, after all, even Asia was beating him in getting contracts lately and if he wanted to become a High Ranking Devil and get his own harem he was going to have to do stuff like this.
Double-checking the room number, he knocked on the door. "Just a moment." A deep male voice said and Issei was slightly disappointed he didn't get a cute girl. When the door opened an a tall guy wearing a brown kimono and two toned hair stood there, Issei waved.
"Yo, you asked for a Devil?"
"Ah, yeah, come on in." The man gestured for him to come in.
"So... What can I do ya for?" Issei wondered what the man would call him for.
"Eh, I was just wanting some company tonight." The man sat down on a chair and gestured towards the TV.
"Oh, is that all. I hope you're not... Um..." Issei wasn't sure how to make this sound without hurting the man's feelings but...
The man suddenly started laughing. "No, I don't swing that way." A grin came to his face as he looked at Issei. "I spent the past couple of days with this really sexy catwoman in a nun outfit." He whistled and pulled out his phone, showing Issei the image of the catwoman that he took. "That was just before we got to a secluded hotel."
"Really?" Issei had to admit, the girl was really hot and naked! "Is it legal to go out like that?" Sure, her naughty bits were completely covered by fur, but she was still completely naked.
"Nope." The man smirked as he put the phone away. "She only runs around like that when she fights."
"Huh?" Issei looked at the man as he laughed. "What do you mean?"
"Apparently she's a pretty good fighter. She's got the muscles for it." He winked at Issei. "And she's really great in other ways too."
"Sounded like you had fun."
"Yes, but unfortunately," the man sighed and shook his head, "she's a teacher back in Nerima and I had business in Kuoh City. It sucks when you go a couple of nights of uninterrupted sexy fun time and then have to be alone."
"I wouldn't know." Issei admitted miserably.
The man laughed at him. "You're young, I'm sure you'll find more than a few girls willing to share their beds with you. Just don't come across as too desperate and things will work out."
"Thanks." Issei smiled, surprised this man was giving him advice. "So..."
"Well, I ordered some Chinese food, and I picked up this old fighting game." The man gestured to the television where an old game system was hooked up.
"Oh cool! Fighting Street Champion Edition!" Issei exclaimed in surprise. "This is one of the more popular versions of the game. I think the Deluxe Turbo edition is considered the best, but it's like an arcade exclusive or something."
"Nah, not an arcade exclusive, but the definitive home version is on a system that was too expensive for most people and only had that one game as its only good game."
"You're an old gamer?" Issei asked in surprise and the man shook his head.
"Nah, I just like to research and collect stuff. Besides, I was wanting someone to play with."
Issei picked up the controllers and tossed one to the man. "You're on." He was slightly surprised at how long the cord was, but shrugged it off, he had some digital butts to kick!
(-)
Issei waved the man a farewell and adjusted the large painting under his arms. He thought it was too much for spending a few hours playing games until his thumbs started to blister. That old system had a great controller for fighting games, having six face buttons, but the D-pad was hell on his thumb. 'That Chinese takeout was amazing.' He'd have to take Rias, Asia, Kiba, Akeno and Koneko to that place sometime in the future.
When his cell phone went off, he reached into his pocket and answered it. "What's up, President?"
"There's reports of an unusual Devil on the South side of the city, where are you at?"
"Um, a bit far away, but it shouldn't take me too long, fifteen minutes I think, where's the address?" He nodded as he got it. "Alright, I'll hurry up then."
(-)
Sixteen minutes later, Issei got off his bike panting. "Sorry that took so long, forgot about the hill on the way here." He was surprised to see that it was an old, abandoned house and not a warehouse or the like.
"It's fine." Rias waved him off. "Anyway, there's some sort of weird Devil here."
"Please don't tell me that it's another Devil like that crazy pie loving Devil." Issei groaned as he remembered that incident.
The others groaned as well as they remembered the Sweets Devil incident.
"I sure hope not." Rias muttered to herself. "Okay, this is what's going to happen, I want Issei, Kiba and Koneko to go inside, the rest of us will wait outside in case the Devil tries to run."
They nodded and the three went inside.
After kicking the door down, the three looked around and didn't see anything out of the ordinary.
"Huh?" A female voice spoke up and the three spun to see a messy mop of blue hair with black stripes sitting on the couch. "Now why'd you do that? I only just got here, I was tired and wanted a nap." The woman stood up and the three were surprised to see that she was still normal looking, well, except for one thing...
"Unholy heaven!" Issei, Kiba and Koneko all exclaimed at various levels of volume as they saw the woman's breasts, which were barely contained by her white shirt.
"Those jubblies are huge!" Issei openly leered at them.
The woman smiled at him. "Why, I thank you. It can be a bit of a pain sometimes, but with a little magic the back pain goes away."
Koneko gave the Devil an annoyed look. "Boobs that big aren't natural."
The Devil giggled at the young girl. "You'll find that these are completely, one hundred percent natural. Would you three like a feel?"
"YES!" Issei cried and tried jumping at her but was stopped as Koneko grabbed his ankle.
"Don't trust her. Those boobs must be man-eating monsters and you'll die and then Rias will be upset."
"But... They're so big!" Issei protested, whimpering as the Devil bounced on her feet, causing her tits to nearly tear through her shirt. "They're like... Another level of boobs! If Rias and Akeno are epic level, these boobs are Legendarily Epic boobs!"
The Devil giggled at him. "You must really like boobs, huh?"
"OH YES! The big boobs are awesome, but they can't be too saggy and they can't be so large that they look like mutations, your boobs are one step removed, but you're pretty tall and muscular, so you can get away with it." The woman had to be a bit over 180 cm in height, so her giant titties didn't feel too out of place on her body. "Plus your hips aren't too narrow, so your boobs look completely natural, and with the way they're jiggling I just want to sink my head on your sweater puppies and, WAAAH!" Issei yelped as Koneko threw him into the ceiling.
"Bad perv."
"OWW!" Issei groaned as he hit the floor. At least it was a standard height and not two or three stories tall.
"You remind me of a student I had almost three hundred years ago. He was more of a thief than anything else and stole my bra." She pouted at that. "Do you know how hard it is to find bras in my size?!"
"I can imagine." Kiba muttered, knowing it had to be hard. "But we needed to make sure that you weren't going to be a danger to the people around here."
"You mean any more than you Devils, the Fallen Angels and other supernatural forces in Japan are?" The woman gasped in surprise. "But I'm just here for a couple of weeks and then I was going to head out again and find more fun things."
"What kind of fun things?" Koneko asked and wondered why the Devil suddenly grinned at her.
"Well, lots of fun adult things." She winked and Koneko and Kiba suddenly found it hard to concentrate on much of anything as they squirmed.
Issei on the other hand was drooling hard. "Woah... Your boobs look even more amazing now."
The Devil walked up to Issei and crouched down. "Want to feel?"
"YES!" Issei pounced at her, planting his face deep in her cleavage and his hands grabbed the sides of her large boobs. "Is this Heaven?"
"I would think Devils wouldn't be allowed in Heaven." The Devil said as she rubbed his back.
"HNNNNGH!" Issei groaned and the Devil looked at Kiba, winking at him.
"Come here, surely you want to feel my boobs too, you too, little girl."
'Something's not right.' Koneko thought, her face flushed heavily as she felt herself squirming. 'Why do I want to act like the perv and bury my face on her boobs? Something's wrong.'
And yet, she found herself being drawn to the Devil and planting her face on the Devil's right breast while Kiba put his hands on her left boob.
'The perv was right, this must be Heaven.'
After a few minutes the Devil gently pushed them off of her and stood up, grinning as Issei and Koneko were trembling on the floor and Kiba looked like he wanted to join them. "Thanks for that, kiddos. Felt refreshing."
"What..." Kiba fell down, feeling both frustrated and tired. "Did you do to us?"
"Made all of you feel of surge of naughtiness and then absorbed it and part of your aura to give me strength." She smiled at him. "And that was a weak surge. If I used a strong surge the two of you would have that little girl on a spit-roast trying to satisfy your urges." She giggled as they all blushed at that. "I'm not cruel, I just like to have fun." Turning, she walked over to the couch. "Now you can go tell the others outside that I'm just here for a vacation. They can either leave or not, but if they try attacking me I'll bombard you all with enough sexual desire that all of you will need a week-long orgy just to be able to think of anything more than your aching dicks and vaginas."
After hearing them leave, she settled down on the couch and yawned. "I wonder how my student's doing. Is he even alive?" He was only human after all and it had been almost three hundred years.
(-)
Rias looked at the three as they came out, all flushed and trembling. "Are you okay?!" She, Akeno and Asia ran over to them in worry. "What happened?"
"The Devil's a big pervert." Koneko muttered and planted her face on Akeno's breasts. "And she said she's on vacation."
Issei was helped up by Asia and it was taking every ounce of will power he had not to grope, fondle and do every naughty thing he could think of to her. "She also said that if you attacked her that she'd make it so that all of us would be in a week-long orgy."
"Oh my." Akeno blinked in bemusement. "That could be fun."
"She didn't hurt any of you, did she?" Asia asked, concerned and Kiba shook his head.
"No, I have a feeling that was just her way of saying she doesn't want to cause trouble."
Rias looked at the house before standing up and putting Kiba down. "One second." She walked in, ignoring the way the others were crying out for her to stop. "You!"
"Huh?" The blue-haired Devil sat up and gave Rias a tired look. "I thought I told them to tell you..."
"You did," Rias nodded to her. "I'm giving you a warning however. Seeing as you didn't harm my servants, I'm willing to let you go, however if you cause problems while you're here..."
"Oh, is that all?" The woman yawned and slumped back down on the couch. "That's fine, the worst thing that'll happen while I'm here is that there will be an increase in people trying to make babies."
Rias found herself blushing as she turned to leave. "Right, well... Just don't do anything that would force me to come back here and deal with you."
"Whatever you say, princess. Though if you ever want to lose your virginity, I'll help you out with that."
Rias stumbled as she left the building, her face as red as her hair. "Everyone! We're leaving."
They nodded and most of them stumbled their way out of the yard.
(-)
The next day in Nerima...
Nabiki groaned as she stumbled downstairs, rubbing her head tiredly. "Tazmanian chocolate devil shakes." She blinked as she realized that was actually a food that could be made, without needing actual Tazmanian animals. "Might have to try that... Hey! I can Medusa's sweet ass again." She sighed and hung her head. Why was reality so perverted?
"Oh! Nabiki!" Kasumi looked on in shock as she saw her sister. "Are you sure you're okay?"
"My brain's dodgeball enough that I can cherry explosions..." Nabiki paused and took a deep breath. "Almost speak FAJITAS! normal again."
Kasumi giggled softly. "Well, I'm glad you're okay, I imagine you're hungry."
"Starving Unicron breadrolls YES!" She hadn't eaten anything over the past few days and if it hadn't been for Kasumi making sure she had water to drink, she might have been dehydrated. "But first, bitchute break!" She ran off to the bathroom and Kasumi nodded, figuring that this was probably going to be the new normal for a bit longer.
A few minutes later, Nabiki walked out and was thankful to see plenty of food at the table. "Diamond vol." She slapped her head and groaned before sitting at the table.
"Don't worry, I get what you were trying to say." Kasumi smiled and Nabiki nodded in gratitude before digging into the food.
Several minutes later, Nabiki leaned back and sighed in contentment. "Energon biscuits that was amazing."
"You're almost able to speak normal again." Genma noted as he walked into the room.
"It comes and robotic overlords." Nabiki shrugged at him. "Mostly cannibals eating pigs!" Sighing, she tried again. "Mostly it's random information that diamond earrings flashes loli foxgirls through my head."
"Random information flashes loli foxgirls?" Genma raised an eyebrow getting an annoyed look from Nabiki.
"Lilith's perfectly big ass aside, no!"
Genma nodded and threw something at her. "Go get changed into that and meet me in the dojo. I'm going to teach you some techniques to help you focus."
"Zombie brains?"
"Why the change of clothes?" Genma asked, getting a nod from Nabiki. "Simple, I'm going to teach you some martial arts to help you focus." He held up a hand to forestall her arguments. "You aren't my son, I'm not teaching you what he went through."
"Good, because you should be in covete next to Pucca." Nabiki muttered and went up to to her room to change. She didn't like the idea of letting Genma teach her, but at least he seemed like he wasn't going to do something stupid and crazy.
She hoped.
(-)
"Come on!" Genma yelled at Nabiki. The girl was in biker shorts and a sports bra, standing on one leg with her left leg raised in the air while she tried to touch her toes with her fingers. "If you don't get this right, I think a few images might appear online."
"Don't you dare!" Nabiki warned him before losing her footing and falling over. "WAGH!"
Genma shook his head. "You can't even do the splits effectively?"
"Never did stretches like that as a Transformer." Nabiki groaned and slumped. "You diamonds what I meant, turtles?"
"Yes, I get that." Genma nodded at her. "Alright, I guess I have to start even simpler with you. Sit on the floor, spread your legs and try leaning forward as much as you can." When Nabiki did that, she gasped as he walked behind her, put his hand on her back and pushed forward.
"What are you root beer?!" She cried out and grunted as he continued to push.
"You need to stretch those muscles in the area around your butt and groin for you to gain flexibility."
"How will this air freshener!?" Nabiki groaned in discomfort.
"Because if you're doing this your brain is distracted from all that information in your head and you can start talking normally."
"Are, oww, you sure?!"
"You're doing it right now, aren't you?" Genma smirked, much to Nabiki's shock. "Now, stop questioning me and do what I say, it'll work."
Nabiki groaned, she was going to hate this.
(-)
Hours later, Kasumi saw Nabiki limping into the living room. "Oh no! Are you okay?"
"He's evil, I hate him." Nabiki grumbled as she looked back at the dojo. "But he did get results, I can actually speak normally."
"For how long?"
"Who knows?" Nabiki slumped onto the couch, groaning, her legs, thighs and groin area were more sore than when Ranma went to town on her in the dojo. "On the plus side, I can do the splits now." She was certain her screaming when she pulled that off should have made Genma go deaf.
"So what will you do now?"
"While I'm sane, I'm going to go use the computer and write up a program for something that will be useful later." Nabiki stood up, staggered a bit and wandered up to her room.
"I wonder what." Kasumi shrugged, she supposed it wasn't too important right now.
(-)
"Freed..." Valper sighed as he saw what the exorcist had done to Bulleta. "You really don't need to do that." Between the blood and other fluids on the floor under her, it was... A disturbing scene. Well, it would have been disturbing if Valper had any shred of humanity left, the rotten priest just thought what Freed was doing was a waste of time.
The girl was giving them both smoldering glares as Freed chuckled and laughed sadistically.
"It's absolutely amazing! I get done with her, leave the room and when I get back she has a new leg where the old one was!"
"Or her old leg was reattached." Valper wondered how that was possible but he didn't see any extra legs laying around, so that was the only thing he could think of.
"Bah! Even Vampires don't have this level of regeneration." Not the ones the crazed exorcist had met at least. Leaning in, he licked Bulleta's face, getting nothing but a more intense glare in response. "So..." He stepped away from her when she tried to spit at him. "How much longer do we need to wait?"
"A couple more days, a week at most." The old man grinned at Freed.
Freed grumbled at that.
Ignoring them, Bulleta seethed in anger. Oh she was going to make the one who harmed her suffer in ways that even Satan himself would find disturbing.
(-)
It was two days later in Kuoh City when Kiba found himself walking down the streets, deep in thought. Earlier that day he and the rest of the Occult Research Club had met at Issei's home. It was kind of cute and funny when Issei's mother pulled out photo albums to pass around, but seeing that boy with Issei in the one photo had him thinking hard. Not about the boy, Kiba didn't care about that, but about the sword he had seen in the background. 'A Holy Sword?' Just what could he do? Even though Rias knew about his past, she couldn't understand, not completely, and he doubted Koneko or Akeno fully knew or understood what happened to him.
Then again, while he knew Akeno and Koneko's stories, he couldn't fully comprehend what they went through either.
He knew he wasn't alone, he knew he had friends who would talk to him, it was just...
Kiba sighed, maybe he was taking this too personally, but he had to clear his head, he knew that he'd...
"Watch out!"
"Huh?" Kiba looked up just in time to get an apple slamming him in the face so hard that it exploded and knocked him over. "...That's the first time I've ever been assaulted by fruit, oww."
"Sorry." He blinked as a person stood over him. "I didn't mean to... Kiba? Is that you?"
"Rias? Is that you?" Kiba blinked, the face, the hair, her breasts, they were all Rias, but the voice was...
"No, I'm Ranma." The redhead smiled and helped him to his feet. "Sorry about that, that one got away."
"...What were you doing?" Kiba asked and jumped as Ranma threw her hand up and stopped a banana cold.
"Playing catch."
"With fruit?" Kiba asked, staring as Ranma spun around and threw the banana back to where it came from.
"Yep!"
"Isn't that a waste of..." Kiba yelped as Ranma suddenly grabbed a pear, an apple and a pineapple, of all things, out of the air.
"Nah, the stuff was going bad, the market wanted to get rid of it, so we took it." Ranma returned fire and Kiba looked around.
"Where..."
"Several blocks away." Ranma replied.
"So... If it was going bad, shouldn't it be like super soft and squishy?"
The redhead grinned at him. "That's the challenge, to not have it break when you throw it and then catch it without breaking it. Trains dexterity."
"...That seems like something that shouldn't be possible." When the boy-turned-girl shrugged at him, he sighed and shook his head. "Seriously, how?"
Catching a pear out of the air, Ranma just winked at him. "I'm just that damn good."
"Can I join?" Kiba asked and the redhead smiled at him.
"Sure."
(-)
"Well, that's amusing." Mittelt giggled as she saw Kiba, the school's heart-throb, looking more like a fruit salad than a person.
"Sorry about the watermelon, I was aiming at Master." Lilith apologized to him.
"It's..." Kiba spit out a few seeds. "Fine. I should have figured I couldn't do it."
"It's not that hard once you know how." Mittelt said to him and offered him a large water bottle.
Nodding in thanks, Kiba took it and dumped it over himself, washing the fruit and juices off of his head. "Even if I knew how, I probably couldn't catch a baseball hit right at my face right now."
Ranma raised an eyebrow. "Something wrong?"
Kiba looked at the group and sighed. "Actually, can I just talk to you alone?"
"Sure." Ranma smiled at him. "Hey, Mittelt, didn't you say you wanted to use your spears in different ways?"
"Yeah, might as well go and practice." She frowned and looked around. "Not exactly sure... Oh, wait, I know of a place."
Atsuko, who was quietly giggling at Kiba, looked at the Fallen Angel. "Oh?"
"Yeah, it's not far from here either." Mittelt motioned for her to follow after her.
"Lilith." Ranma reached into her pocket and gave the succubus some blank paper slips. "Use these so you don't disturb anyone."
"Sure thing, Master." Lilith nodded and ran after Mittelt.
"What was that?" Kiba asked, confused.
"Some temporary wards, useful for keeping people from sensing where you're at when you're training." She smiled at Kiba's surprised look. "One of the first forms of magic I learned was barriers and seals. I'm not the best at it, but what I know I'm pretty good at." She still needed work on magic the purified spirits, but that was something she could work on later. "So... What's up?"
"Can you tell me something... When you suffered through the Neko-ken, what was your thoughts?"
Ranma bit her lip as she looked at Kiba. "Mostly I wanted the torture to stop. I would have done anything to make it end. When I finally snapped, I don't really remember, everything shut down." She sighed and looked up at the sky. "Actually the Neko-ken did more than just make me terrified of cats."
"What?"
"I actually can't remember anything from before that."
"But you were six." Kiba frowned in confusion as Ranma shook her head.
"No, not that. I can't remember who my mother was, I can't remember where I used to live and for the next few years, even after Lilith joined us, I can't recall much of anything." She remembered Lilith joining them, the old man teaching them magic and some other stuff, but a lot of details were vacant from the first dozen or so years of her life.
Kiba frowned in confusion. "The effects were that bad?"
"Kind of, I remember some of the training, besides the Neko-ken, everything up until I was twelve is a big blank." She shrugged, it wasn't a big deal to her.
"I wish I could forget what happened to me." Kiba said bitterly, causing Ranma to look at him. "I was at Issei's today and saw a picture that reminded me of the time I worked in the Church."
"You worked for the Church?" Ranma asked in surprise. "Boy, becoming a Devil must have been hard for you."
Kiba gave the redhead a wry smirk and sighed. "Yeah, but I wasn't the only one who was there..."
When Kiba squeezed his hands tightly in anger, Ranma put her hand on his shoulder. "What happened?"
"That damn Holy Sword... Dammit!" Kiba clenched his teeth so tightly that the neo-girl was worried he'd break them. "If it wasn't for..." The next thing Kiba knew, he found his face in Ranma's breasts with her hugging him.
"I don't know what happened to you. But it sounds bad." Ranma said as Kiba nodded into her chest. "Tell me something. What do you live for?" She asked and let him go.
"Revenge..." Kiba growled as he remembered all the torture that he and the other children of his group, the suffering they endured and how they all died while he lived. "I want to destroy the Holy Swords, all of them, but especially Excalibur!"
"Might be hard to do." Ranma told him. "May I ask what brought this up?"
"I was at Issei's today and I saw a picture of him and a boy from about ten years ago, they looked like they were having fun, but in the background there was a Holy Sword." Kiba shook his head. "That reminded me what I'm living for."
"Oh, I..." Ranma trailed off as something occurred to her. "Wait a second, you said a Holy Sword?" When Kiba nodded, she gulped. "Sunnvabitch... That's gotta be what Bishamon's after then. Is that sword still here?!"
"No, Issei said that the boy, Irina, and his parents moved to Europe shortly after that picture was taken."
"Well..." Ranma rubbed her forehead and gave Kiba a small grin. "I dunno if this is good or bad news, but I think you're going to get your chance at some Holy Swords pretty soon."
"Huh?"
"Lilith and I never told you, but that armor we're chasing?" Kiba nodded, he remembered them talking about it. "It seems to be collecting swords of some sort and that it's going to be here, in Kuoh City shortly."
Kiba's eyes widened in shock.
(-)
Meanwhile...
"So what did you want to learn how to do?" Atsuko asked as Lilith put temporary wards up around the forest near the church that Mittelt had used as base when she was working with Raynare. She had felt somewhat uneasy being near the church before ignoring it, if something bad happened she'd deal with it then.
"Throwing a Spear of Light is good to keep up appearances, but it's eventually going to come out that I've been turned into a Devil." Mittelt didn't want to think of the problems that was going to cause. "And, um..."
"You don't know how to do anything but throw spears, huh?" Lilith asked as she walked up to them. "That's fine, we can help you learn."
"But what can I use? Even as a Pure Angel all I used were Spears of Light. And my Devil powers are just the same, but Darkness rather than light."
"Did other Angels use things besides those spears?" Atsuko asked, getting a nod from Mittelt. "Oh? Like what?"
"Some used rings to fight with, but I'm not good enough for that, so..."
"Don't worry about it." Lilith smiled at her. "I've got some ideas."
Mittelt started to sweat, she hoped they weren't perverted. As Lilith's grin widened, her hope slowly died off. 'Just don't be too perverted.'
(-)
Holding a ball of shining light in one hand and a ball of pulsating darkness in her other hand, Mittelt had to admit, at least this wasn't as bad as she thought, although... "You want me to do what?"
"Combine them and then see what happens."
"It'll explode in my face!"
Atsuko jumped up, pumping an arm into the air. "Go on, Mittelt, I believe in you! Besides, we do the impossible in this group, don't we? Kick reason to the curb and find your own path! Who cares what should be possible!"
Mittelt smiled at her friend. "Yeah, you're right, let's see what happens then." Bringing her hands together, she focused on seeing what would happen when the energies mixed together.
As the two spheres got closer and closer to each other, arcs of energy traveled between them, causing Atsuko to look on in interest.
Lilith on the other hand was backing up. "Mittelt, cancel that, now!"
"Huh?" Mittelt's eyes widened as the spheres suddenly turned red. "AHHHHH!"
The resulting explosion took out several trees, put a crater in the ground and caused smoke to cover the area.
Laying on her back, Mittelt stared in shock, panting as her adrenaline started to come down. "...Lil...ith?"
Standing above her, her arms and both succubus and Devil wings extended, Lilith smiled down at her. "Hey..." She coughed as smoke and dust started to clear, making it easier to see what happened to her. "Don't look at me like that." She staggered as blood ran freely across her body from several cuts and lacerations. "Can't let you get hurt." She coughed and slumped. "Oh dark lords of the Abyss, this hurts."
Mittelt grabbed Lilith to keep her from falling down completely. "Atsuko! Can you call Rias Gremory?"
On the other side of the crater, Atsuko stood up and nodded, mechanical ears popping out of her head. "Come on, answer." She was actually grateful that some of her android abilities were still available to her even as a Devil cyborg. "Hello, Rias Gremory? This is Atsuko Natsume and..."
"Ask her if Asia Argento is there. She's got healing powers." Mittelt picked up Lilith. "Don't you die on me, you slut."
Lilith gave her a pained grin. "Don't worry, whore..." She coughed. "This just hurts, oww..."
"Yes, okay, that's where you're at? Okay, you'll..."
"What's the address?" Mittelt asked and when she was told, she unfurled her Fallen Angel wings and took off into the sky, heading straight for Issei's house.
"Correction, it looks like Lilith will be air-lifted in, okay, thanks." Her mechanical ears slid back into her head and Atsuko blinked in confusion. "I thought Mittelt didn't like Lilith. When did they become so close?"
As she flew through the air at high speeds, Mittelt gripped Lilith tightly and noticed that the girl's wings, both pairs, weren't out anymore. "Hey! Come on!"
"I'll be fine." Lilith grimaced slightly. "I can't die yet. I need to have lots of... kids... With Master."
"DAMMIT!" Mittelt wished she could fly faster. She gasped as she spied Rias Gremory standing in front of a two story house. That red hair was thankfully unmistakable. "Rias! Help!" She flew down, panting as she stumbled while she landed, her wings disappearing behind her.
"Asia!" Rias called out and the short blonde ran out, gasping as she saw Lilith's condition. "Quickly, bring her inside, Issei's parents are out right now."
Mittelt nodded and did just that.
"What happened?" Asia asked as Mittelt put the succubus down.
"She was trying to help me use some new magic and I screwed up..." Mittelt didn't care about the others in the room, she just watched as Asia healed Lilith and sighed in relief as the cuts disappeared and her complexion got better.
"Training accident huh?" Rias asked, narrowing her eyes at Mittelt. "And what would Ranma say about it?"
"Master would ask that you don't hurt his whore so he can do it when we tell him later." Lilith groaned in pain and slowly sat up. "You did this?" She asked as she looked at Asia, who nodded while still healing her. "I like you." Smiling, she turned to look at Mittelt, who was looking at her and shaking slightly. "Hey, I'm alive, that just hurt really badly."
"YOU IDIOT!" Mittelt yelled as soon as Asia finished healing her and tackled Lilith to the ground, hugging her tightly. "Why'd you do that!? HUH?!"
Lilith smiled and hugged Mittelt back as Mittelt cried loudly. "Master rubbed off on me. He would do the same for any of us. I guess being bonded with him has some unpredictable side-effects, huh?"
"Stupid idiot!"
After calming Mittelt down, the two saw themselves out and thanked Rias, Asia and Issei for everything. They would have thanked Koneko and Akeno, but the two weren't there.
"Before you go..." Rias began and narrowed her eyes. "How do all of you have my cell phone number? I never gave it to any of you."
"Master stole Issei's phone but I don't know how Nuku got your number."
"I hacked into the entire cellphone database." Atsuko said as she walked up to the house. She blinked at the looks she was getting. "What? It wasn't that hard to do. So long as governments keep going 'we need backdoor encryption' to all electronics, they're easy to hack into." It wasn't the most honest thing she could do, but it was an emergency.
"I'll have to remember that if I send a selfie." Rias muttered, annoyed that humans would do that.
"Anyway, we'll head home." Lilith bowed to the taller girl. "Thanks again."
Rias waved her off. "Your master helped us out, the least I could do was help his cute servant out."
Lilith grinned at Rias. "I could do more than, oww!" She cried out as she felt someone pulling on her ear. "AtsukOWW!"
"I called Ranma and told her what happened, she told me to keep you in line."
Lilith pouted as she was forced to follow after the Devil cyborg.
"...She?" Rias looked at Mittelt in confusion. "Isn't Ranma a boy?"
"Only when there's no cold water around." Mittelt responded and followed after Lilith and Atsuko.
"You know, swapping genders might sound fun, but I bet it's a pain in the butt if you can't control it." Rias shook her head and went back inside. She did have to have a talk with Ranma in the future about getting her cell phone number without her permission though.
(-)
After getting back, and Lilith was thankful that Atsuko let go of her ear after a block, the succubus looked at Mittelt and sighed at the dejected look. "Alright, follow me, Mittelt."
The blonde grimaced and followed after Lilith. She just knew that she was in trouble, there was no way Lilith was going to let her get away with nearly killing the succubus. 'I just hope she doesn't demand anything too demeaning.'
After getting to Lilith's room, which was rarely used since Lilith generally slept in Ranma's room, Mittelt closed the door behind her when she entered the room. "So... I just..."
"Shut up." Lilith growled as she spun to glare at Mittelt, her eyes glowing brightly. "You..." She jumped at Mittelt, who closed her eyes and braced for something painful.
The next thing she felt was Lilith's hands on her back, squeezing her and soft kisses and licks on her face and neck. Gasping, the blonde shivered and her eyes opened up in surprise. "What..?"
"You want to make it up to me?" Lilith asked and Mittelt nodded. Lilith grinned and kissed Mittelt on the lips, pushing her tongue into the blonde's mouth, causing the Fallen Angel to moan and open her mouth.
Mittelt felt her body shivering from the kiss alone. By the time she was on the floor, she was already naked and Lilith was standing over her, also naked, and grinning at her. "What?" She gasped as Lilith grabbed her left leg and started licking it while lowering her crotch down towards Mittelt's. "Um..."
"Master never does this with me, and I'm in the mood for this." Plus her Master would never do something like this with her, she wanted to play with Ranma's female form so much. Oh well, Mittelt was still cute and sexy all the same.
Mittelt gasped as she felt Lilith's pussy pressing down against hers. "This feels..." She groaned while Lilith rocked her hips and pressed their privates together.
"Mmmm!" Lilith smiled as she rocked her hips hard. "Just give in, Mittelt." Her eyes flashed at the petite blonde. "I'm in charge. And it's either this or I use my wings for tentacles."
Mittelt nodded and relaxed, moaning as Lilith went to work on her.
(-)
"So why are you walking with me?" Kiba asked Ranma as the redhead walked with him.
Ranma gasped and gave him a shocked look. "Why! I never! Asking a defenseless girl to walk around at this time of night by herself?" She threw her arm over her eyes and looked away. "Oh cruel sir! To just abandon me in the middle of nowhere! What would all your fangirls at school say?"
"That you're trying to seduce me and I should leave you?" Kiba shot back dryly. If someone thought the redhead was defenseless they were in for a world of hurt.
"Why? Is it working?" Ranma looked at Kiba, who fell over in shock. "...What?"
"Nothing." Kiba muttered as he got up. "Seriously, did you have to ask like that? You almost looked eager there."
Ranma blanched at that and scratched her cheek. "Sorry, I guess Lilith rubbed off on me a little bit." When Kiba laughed, she joined him. "Yeah, sorry, Lilith is always trying to seduce anyone who she thinks is cute or sexy."
"Um..."
Ranma rolled her eyes. "Just because we're both guys doesn't mean that I don't recognize that you're good looking, okay? It's not like I'm trying to hit on you."
"Well, I'm glad to know that you aren't serious about it, because I might have taken you up on your offer otherwise." Kiba had the satisfaction of watching Ranma face-fault upon hearing that.
"Wha, wha, WHAAAA?!" Ranma yelled as she stood up, her eyes blank and her face red. "Please tell me you aren't serious." When Kiba shrugged and walked off. "Oh come on!"
After a few more minutes of walking, Kiba started laughing and turned around to point at Ranma, who was still blushing hard. "Your face is so hilarious right now." He cleared his throat after laughing at the pouting redhead. "I was just kidding, don't be so serious."
Ranma let out a sigh of relief. "Seriously, man! I thought you were coming onto me. You're good looking and all, but I'm not doing anything in this form like that."
"Oh, so you'd be okay with me if you were in male form?" Kiba laughed as Ranma face-faulted again. Now he understood why Akeno liked to tease so often, this was fun!
"What?! No!" Ranma stood up and shook her head. "No offense if you are."
"Nah, it's fine, I mean, you probably crushed the dreams of more than a few of my fangirls out there though." Kiba laughed softly at him. "And just so you know, I prefer women." He turned and walked off.
"Oh." Ranma blinked as Kiba walked off. "Wait, prefer women?" She ran off after him. "Please tell me that you don't..."
"I was part of the Church when I was little, put two and two together." Kiba smirked as Ranma felt a little queasy. "No, I didn't have any pedophilic priests after me." Which was probably the only good thing to come out of his time in the Church.
"I was beginning to wonder." Ranma muttered before narrowing her eyes and stopping, Kiba following suit as they heard someone shuffling out from an alley and onto the street, groaning as they fell to the ground. "A priest?"
"How'd he get so..." Kiba trailed off as a familiar face walked out of the alley behind the priest. "Freed Sellzen."
The white haired, red-eyed crazed man grinned at Kiba and Ranma. "Well well, I went out to deal with a naughty member of the Church and I find a Devil and that redheaded bitch he calls a master wandering around." Swinging an elegant sword in front of him, he smirked. "Excalibur Rapidly, such a useful tool, but since I've got two Devils to gank..." He gripped the hilt tightly. "I guess I can't..." He jumped out of the way as an emerald blast tried to bisect his head. "HEY! You bitch! Can't you let me monologue a bit more?!"
"No." Ranma said as she moved after him, shocking the exorcist.
"Well, shit, when did the Gremory bitch get so... HEY!" He blocked a sword of darkness from Kiba. "Goddammit, can't you Devils let me finish?!"
"No." The next thing Freed saw was a foot connecting to his face and sending him crashing into a wall.
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" The crazed priest screamed out as he stood up. "I fucking hate unfair fights. Unless I'm on the side with the advantage. Maybe I shouldn't have taken off after that priest right after fucking that crazy blonde up again. YIPE!" He jumped as a redheaded missile crashed into where he was. "Shit, I'm out of here!" When the sword he was holding glowed, Freed seemingly disappeared.
"...What crazy blonde?" Ranma asked, wondering what he meant by that.
"Nevermind that, he has an Excalibur." Kiba grumbled in annoyance. "What I want to know is why he took off so fast."
"Well, he did think I was Rias Gremory..." Ranma trailed off. "What DID she do to him?"
As he landed street level in the alley, Kiba looked at Ranma, who bounced down the walls and joined him. "Rias is known as the Ruinous Princess and she has a really powerful ability from her family that can vaporize nearly anything." Kiba hadn't seen anything that could survive the Power of Destruction yet and if there was something that could, he didn't want to face it.
"And since he thought I was her..."
"And you hadn't used it yet, he was worried that you were going to use it when he couldn't fight back." Kiba nodded to her. "Well, at least now I know who has it. He'll be back. After all, we've got a score to settle from last time."
Ranma slapped him on the back, grinning. "Good, come on, let's get out of here, dead bodies start to stink after awhile." She looked back at the dead priest and mentally sighed. The redhead had no love for the monster-slaying side of the Vatican, but she still hated seeing dead bodies in front of her.
(-)
"YOU BITCH!" Freed yelled and punched Bulleta in the gut, causing her to cough up blood out of her mouth. "If it wasn't for you making me all tired, I could have taken those two!"
Bulleta grinned at him, blood running out of the corners of her mouth freely. "What's the matter?" She said hoarsely. "Tired from raping me so much? I have an idea, why don't you take your tiny little prick, cut it off and shove it up your ass?" There was a crack in the air and Bulleta's head whipped sharply to the side. "Oh, did that hurt?" She looked back at him, her left eye swelling up. "The thirteen year old that took my virginity had a bigger dick than you do, and he knew how to use it too."
Freed snarled and put the gun that he used to pistol whip Bulleta away. "Whatever." Turning, he walked away from her.
"Remember, little man..." She groaned out painfully. "As soon as I'm out of here, I'll make you suffer in ways that will make Satan himself piss his pants in fear."
Freed laughed in amusement. "Yeah, but too bad you're stuck there, huh?"
As he left, Bulleta spit the blood in her mouth out. "Fucking one inch dick." She'd make him pay. Her eyes started to glow in anger. She was so going to make him pay for everything he did to her.
Oh yes, Bulleta is really pissed.
Yes, Nabiki's insanity was temporary. But the random speaking is hilarious.
And no, Ranma and Kiba's "flirting" with each other wasn't serious, the two were just having some fun.