Dance With the Devil
Shake Up Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I own none of the series involved, for if I did they would be a lot more perverted.
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It was over a month later when Issei found himself at home again. 'Ugh, after all that craziness in Hell, I just want to sink into the bed for the next month.' Training with the Dragon, fighting that Bikou guy and finding out Koneko had an older sister was a shock, but then facing Loki and his kids? 'Note to self, read up on all mythologies in the future so that you know what kind of insanity will be heading your way next.' Nearly dying because Fenrir had teeth strong enough to chomp through his scale mail was not pleasant. 'Thank Satan for Phoenix Tears.'
Another thing that had been a shock had been seeing Irina at the signing ceremony and finding out that she had become an Angel since he last saw her. 'Kind of appropriate there.' He was sure that she'd be a great Angel. Hearing that she was transferring to Kuoh Academy to be Heaven's representative was also a shock, but at least it was a pleasant one. 'Almost as pleasant as her boobs.' A perverted grin covered Issei's face as he thought about Irina in class. 'That means she'll be in gym class and I'll get to see what kind of underwear Angels wear! And her boobs!'
"Really?" A hauntingly familiar voice said softly and Issei's eyes snapped open as reality seemed to darken. Sitting up, he saw Raynare sitting at the foot of his bed in her Yuma form. "Issei, I'm hurt! Forgetting me for a reincarnated Angel?"
"Get out of my head, Raynare!" Issei yelled, getting a laugh as her form changed into her more mature and endowed self, though she kept her schoolgirl outfit on for some reason.
"Didn't I tell you, Issei? Right before I died? That you'll never forget me."
The next thing Issei knew, she was naked and straddling him. "You aren't real! You aren't!"
"Now, now..." She cupped his face and gave him a gentle smile. "I'm here, aren't I? And I can make you feel everything you ever wanted."
"I don't need you!" He grabbed her wrists and pushed her away. "I have Rias! Akeno! Koneko! Asia! Xenovia!"
Raynare laughed before pouncing on Issei and burying his face in her breasts. "Silly boy." She whispered as she ran a hand through his hair. "You think that you have them, but I already told you." Issei couldn't say anything from between her breasts and the Fallen Angel continued. "There isn't a woman who wants you for you. They want something for you. And if not for your Sacred Gear, there wouldn't be any of them who would be interested in you."
"You would know, wouldn't you?" Issei managed to lift his head up and glare at her. "After all, you only took an interest in me because of my Sacred Gear."
Raynare nodded, it was true. "Yes, but tell me, Issei, do you think that Rias Gremory would have revived you if you weren't housing your Sacred Gear? Do you think that Akeno would give you the time of day if you weren't in Rias's peerage? And Xenovia already told you what she wants from you, didn't she?" Gently pushing Issei onto his back, he blinked as his clothes disappeared. "So then..." She reached down and he gasped when she grabbed his dick. "How about you just forget about them and join with me? Hmm? Just be with me forever and ever."
Issei could only watch as she slowly descended onto his hard dick. "n...No...Stop!"
"..ei... ...sse... ...Issei!"
Issei gasped as he shot up, his eyes wide. Panting hard, he looked around wildly. "What..." The next thing he knew, he felt two pair of hands on his arms. "GET AWAY!" He yelled and jumped away, spinning and preparing to fight Raynare off when he saw the shocked and hurt faces of Rias and Asia, both in bed naked, looking at him.
"Are you okay, Issei?" Asia asked as Issei's scary look slowly faded while he panted.
"Yes... Just... Just a dream. Just a dream."
"Must have been some dream." Rias commented as she and Asia grabbed Issei's hands. "You were tossing in your sleep and going "no" constantly."
Issei continued to take deep breaths to try and get his breathing under control. "Just... Just a dream, nothing more."
Rias and Asia just continued to look at him in concern.
(-)
Later that day...
"No shit, really?" Ranma asked Issei as the two of them walked to the club room. "So Irina's an Angel now? That's cool. But you fought an actual God, huh?"
"And found out that there's a Dragon as strong as Ophis." Issei shook his head in amazement at the thought of that. "So much that I don't know about the world."
"Eh, it's a big place." Ranma shrugged at him and waved as they saw Atsuko, Lilith, Koneko and Asia walking up to the building from the side. "You'll find that there's lots of things you didn't know."
"So what did you do while we were gone?" Issei asked.
"Eh, visited Tibet, met some monks, traveled around with Mittelt, that was fun." Ranma had wanted to climb Mt. Everest, but Mittelt shot that idea down after she learned Ranma was going to do it without rope. Sure, he could just bring out his Devil wings and fly, but there was no need to risk him getting hurt badly after all.
"You went sight-seeing and I was training with a Dragon! That's so unfair!" Issei felt like crying.
"I actually wanted to see if I could run up Mt. Everest without hiking boots, but Mittelt said if I did that she was tying me to the bed and riding my dick until I couldn't get it up anymore." Ranma smirked as Koneko gave him a dirty look, Asia blushed and Issei's nose started to bleed. "Anyway, got something for everyone when we get into the club room."
Seeing Ranma's grin, Asia wondered if maybe she should refrain from going into the room.
(-)
"Well, I hope that your vacation was fruitful." Azazel laughed as Lilith pouted at him as the small group walked into the club room. "Not fun?"
"Master was in Tibet the whole time and I was forced to stay in Japan to watch Nabiki." Lilith pouted more. "Where's everyone else?"
"Curious about that myself, but more curious as to why all the furniature is covered in plastic." Azazel looked at Ranma, who was grinning heavily. "Okay, spill it, what's going on?"
Ranma just continued to grin.
"I'm scared." Asia whimpered as the door opened to reveal Kiba, Gasper and Atsuko.
"Sorry we're late, everyone!" Gasper smiled as he waved. "We were just talking with Atsuko about what we did over the break."
"Speaking of which," Kiba looked at her, "what did you do?"
Atsuko grinned happily. "I got to kill mutant killer tomatoes!"
Everyone but Lilith, who heard this already, stared at her stupidly.
"There was an attack..." Ranma began.
"...Of killer tomatoes?" Azazel finished, before putting his hands on his mouth and laughing. "That's the silliest thing I've ever heard!"
"What's the silliest thing you ever heard of?" Rias asked as she, Akeno and Nabiki walked into the room.
"Did you tell them about the attack of the killer tomatoes?" Nabiki asked Atsuko, who nodded at them.
"They don't believe me!" Atsuko pouted, why couldn't the attack have happened later in the month?
"Is there a reason everything's covered in plastic?" Akeno asked as she looked around, not bothering to think about the craziness of killer tomatoes.
"Hey!" Xenovia walked in, followed by Irina and Mittelt. "Sorry we're late, had to deal with a large group of people."
"Is there a reason that everything's covered in plastic?" Irina asked while Mittelt closed the door.
"That's the third time that's been asked, so..." Azazel looked at Ranma. "You seem to know what's going on, why is everything covered in plastic?"
"Well," Ranma began. "Shortly after the vacation started, Mittelt and I were in China and saved... Um..." Ranma looked at Mittelt, who sighed.
"Ravel Phenix, Riser Phenix, Saffron and Kiima."
"Right!" Ranma nodded, thankful she was better with names than he was. "Anyway, got some stuff from Saffron as a result and I thought I'd share. And as for why everything's covered up, that's simple! It's so it doesn't get wet." The next thing anyone knew, Ranma pulled out a large squirt gun and pulled the trigger, dousing Koneko with water. Before anyone could say anything, she disappeared and her clothes flopped to the floor.
"What the hell?!" More than one person said at once.
"QUACK!" A little white duck came out of the clothes and seemingly glared at Ranma.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!" Rias yelled, hoping Ranma didn't just do what she thought he did.
"Temporary Jusenkyo Curse." Mittelt answered her and pulled out a squirt gun of her own. "Just get her wet with warm water and she'll be back to normal with no negative side-effects."
"Could have warned us more." Rias muttered before ducking a shot aimed at her, which sailed over her and soaked Issei, who was standing behind her.
"HEY!" Issei yelled, his eyes widening as he patted his chest down before reaching down between his legs and suddenly screaming. "AHHH! I'M A GIRL!"
"You think he'd be more happy about that." Kiba muttered and blushed as he saw Issei, who now had blue hair, was a head shorter, and had a rocking pair of huge breasts that were straining her shirt.
"...You're right!" Issei grinned! She could finally find out the secrets of the girl's body! Her friends were going to be so jealous!
"Hey, give me one!" Xenovia yelled as Ranma tossed her and Irina one. "Irina!"
"Xenovia!"
"GOT'CHA!" They yelled and sprayed each other at the same time.
"MOO!" The cow that was in Irina's spot mooed in surprise.
"BAHHH!" The goat that was in Xenovia's spot looked around and then ran out the door, followed by the cow.
"Should we stop them?" Kiba asked before being sprayed by water. "WOOF! WOOF!"
"Okay, that's enough of, EEEK!" Rias yelled as Akeno sprayed up her skirt with water. "AKENO!"
Everyone stared as Rias got taller, more muscular and her large boobs disappeared. Her hair turned from red to black and the neo boy blinked in surprise. "Well..." Rias's voice was several octaves lower. "This is a surprise." Looking at Issei, he licked his lips. "This might work out after all."
Asia would have protested, but she was currently a duck along side Koneko after Ranma had sprayed her.
Azazel was yelling at the kids to get him some hot water. Of course, it was hard to tell since he was currently a sloth and not reacting to much of anything.
"WAAAAH!" Gasper cried out, tears forming in his eyes as he felt his crotch. "I've been turned into a girl too!"
"You know," Issei started to speak, "since you like cross-dressing so much, it would work for you." Hell, Gasper hadn't even lost height or had his hair color change.
Akeno giggled before being sprayed with water and disappearing. "HISS!" The snake she became looked around for who sprayed her.
"Is there a reason you didn't spray Nabiki, Lilith or Atsuko?" Mittelt asked.
"Need people to get hot water so we can return everyone to normal. Plus I'm not sure how Atsuko and Jusenkyo would mix." Ranma replied and blinked as Rias grabbed Issei and ran out of the room. "Um... Lilith, I think..."
"Yeah, I think so to." She sighed and went to fill a couple of glasses with hot water before those two did something they'd regret.
(-)
"Um, President?" Issei yelped as she was pulled into a classroom and bent over one of the old desks. "What are, eeek!" She yelped and moaned as Rias pressed up against her from behind and fondled her new breasts. "Ah! Please tell me that's a large marker that I'm feeling on my butt!"
"No." Rias whispered and Issei whimpered as Rias's new male form completely dominated her. "Oh Issei..."
"H...Hey!" Issei yelped as Rias pulled her pants and underwear down. "Come on! Calm down! I know that everything's new and all. But this is completely, YEEEK!"
"You're right, this is backwards, but frankly, I don't..."
The next thing that either of them knew, hot water splashed them both, shocking them as they returned to their birth forms.
"I don't really care if you two want to do gender-bent sex, but I think that both of you would regret it when you turned back to normal." Lilith answered and smirked at the blushes the two had as they quickly split apart and Issei fixed his pants. "It might be a kinky idea, but trust me, neither of you could handle the sensations that would happen if you got off as the opposite gender."
It was so satisfying to see the two blush so hard that they were practically lighting up the room.
"Issei, I... I..." Rias sputtered, trying to find a way to ask Issei for forgiveness for what she had almost did while male.
Before Issei could say anything, Lilith cleared her throat. "No doubt you two are wondering just why you were reacting that way and it's very simple, under normal circumstances, you can control the hormones that flow through your body. Sure, sometimes you're less successful than other times, but you're used to it as your brain's dealt with them your whole lives. But suddenly finding yourself in the opposite gender? Your brain has all sorts of new sensations to handle and it doesn't know what to do."
Both of them stared at her and she laughed. "The first week Master was a girl was full of surprises for him." Lilith giggled more as they blushed even harder. "Anyway, shall we go back and get everyone back to normal?"
"Yes." The two nodded, still blushing hard.
"And later-when you have a nice healthy sex life that doesn't involve sleep-fondling, come to us to get some packets to experiment with-preferably in your homes where I can record it."
"That's a good ide-wait!? You're recording us!?" cried Rias.
"Nah, I just look in your window," Lilith waved off. "Seriously, you guys aren't really doing anything. At least Asia occasionally grabs his junk."
The two blushed more, unsure what to think of that.
(-)
A few minutes later and everyone had returned to their birth forms.
"Well, that was interesting." Akeno giggled as she thought about being a snake. "Hey, Rias, did you and Issei..." She laughed as they blushed harder. "Oh come on! I could just imagine how delicious it must have been, you both were really sexy in your gender-bent forms." Of course, they were both sexy in their birth forms as well, so that probably helped.
"Um, I think we're forgetting something." Asia looked around, trying to figure out what they had forgotten.
(-)
"MOOO!"
"BAAAAH!"
Sona blinked several times as she and Tsubaki were passed by two animals. "Tsubaki, did I see what I thought I saw, or did my sister drug my drink again to make me start hallucinating?"
"I suggest that we pretend we never saw a cow chasing a goat and go about our business." Tsubaki adjusted her glasses.
"I agree." Sona nodded and walked in the opposite direction of where the animals had been heading. At least they weren't making a mess of the place.
(-)
Running into the girls changing room, the two animals headed straight for the showers. The goat was never more thankful than now that the showers were simply levers that you had to push up and not valves that needed to be turned.
When the water warmed up enough the two animals transformed into two naked girls, Xenovia on her butt and Irina on her hands and knees, and they found themselves giggling at how hilarious that had been.
"Oh man, it was nice just to cut loose and run around like that." Irina laughed as she and Xenovia stood up.
"I know. Did you see the looks everyone was giving us? You know they were wondering if they were dreaming, drugged or if they should take up drinking."
Irina laughed at what Xenovia said and turned the water to cold. When the cold water rolled over them and they didn't change, she sighed in relief. "That's good. I was a little worried that the curse was permanent."
Xenovia nodded and blinked as the doors to the dressing room burst open and a bunch of people stood there, looking around. "Can I help you?" She asked, uncaring about her nudity.
"Boys! Don't look!" The girls yelled and pushed the boys out of the room.
One of the girls coughed. "Sorry, but did you see a cow and a goat run in here?"
Xenovia shook her head. "I never saw a cow or a goat run in here." Which was true, she had been the goat and she had been in the lead when they entered the room.
"And how would a cow get in here anyway?" That was something Irina wasn't sure about, how HAD she gotten in so easily? "Besides, I don't see a cow or a goat in here."
Seeing everyone agree and leave, both girls got out of the shower and with a quick application of magic had their clothes restored to their bodies. "Man, imagine losing your clothes every time you transformed into an animal." Xenovia said, getting a shudder from Irina.
"No thanks. I'm just glad that Lord Michael taught me how to change my outfit so easily."
(-)
It didn't take them long to get back to the club room where they saw everyone back to normal. "Sorry about that." Xenovia said and blinked as she looked at Azazel. "Why is he so glum?"
"I was turned into a sloth. I would have preferred a woman at least!" A splash of water hit Azazel between the eyes and he blinked at Nabiki, who was holding a small squirt gun. "Well..." Azazel, her voice pitched upwards, said as she stood up, revealing clothes that were suddenly loose on her new body.
"Wow! You look good as a woman." Ranma nodded, Azazel had lost some height, her hair had turned green for some reason and she was having to adjust her pants to keep them from falling off, but the new woman wasn't too bad looking.
"I'm going to ask you for a few of those packets." Azazel commented as she finished adjusting her pants and rubbed her chin. "Hmm, going to be weird not having a beard until I get some hot water."
"You're not commenting on your boobs?" Issei asked, getting a laugh from Azazel. It was her normal laugh, but hearing it coming from a woman was just weird.
"I'm going to do lots of fun experiments with them." Azazel continued to laugh as most of the teens blushed.
"Oh, Azazel." Nabiki pulled out a thumb drive and tossed it to the woman, who missed catching it and had it land right on her chest and slide under her shirt and between her boobs. "Not even ten seconds as a woman and you already know how to store things like one."
"Boobs are awesome." Issei muttered before grunting as Koneko jabbed him in the side. "Oww!"
"He's still a guy, no playing with boobs belonging to guys." The little girl said briskly before crossing her arms over her chest and huffing in annoyance.
Issei just chuckled before gawking as Azazel reached down her shirt and between her boobs and pulled out the thumb drive. "That is the hottest non-sexual thing I've ever seen." He gasped as Koneko jabbed him in the side again. "Oww!"
"No."
"But why?" Issei muttered. "Ranma let me do it."
The room went quiet, as they slowly turned towards the only one there with a full-time curse.
"He was dealing with something, I wanted to help."
"And then he took it too far," stated Koneko, it was pretty obvious to her.
"Like a moth near a bug zapper," Ranma replied. "So he got banned from even getting near them."
"I demand a retrial!" Issei proclaimed, wanting what he couldn't have. Sure, he could have Asia's and Rias's whenever they slept, but he wanted what he couldn't have as well.
"No." More than one person said at the same time.
"So..." Azazel spoke and ignored the floor show. "What's this for?"
"Over the past month I've been using my Balance Breaker sparingly, just long enough to get information I want without severely overloading my brain." Nabiki answered the temporary woman. "Anyway, I know you're still working on that artificial Sacred Gear of yours, so I looked up how to perfect it for you."
Everyone stared at her in shock and she sighed. "It won't have any special abilities or anything, it's based on the one you have now, but it would just be an empty shell unless you put an element or a powerful beast in it."
"Interesting." Azazel looked at the thumb drive and put it in her pocket. "If you had this before the peace treaty was signed, would you have given it to me?"
Nabiki gave the neo-woman a flat stare. "Are you insane? If one side could create artificial Sacred Gears and give them special abilities and the other two sides found out..."
"Good." Azazel nodded to her. "I'm glad that you're not an idiot." Though she wouldn't have minded having a perfected Artificial Sacred Gear when Vali betrayed her over a month ago.
"So what are you going to do with it?" Rias said, sighing as Azazel just grinned at her. "I guess you telling me was too much to ask."
"Don't worry about it so much, you're young." Azazel smiled at her. "You should focus more on enjoying yourself and not worrying about stuff so much. Let us old fools worry more about things like this."
"Speaking of fools..." Lilith looked at Irina. "So you're an Angel now?"
"Uh huh!" Irina smiled and spun around, her white wings forming behind her while a halo formed over her head. "Pretty neat huh?"
"I thought Angels had to be made, how did you become one anyway?" Xenovia asked.
"The question I have is why is she here?" Mittelt asked, confused.
"I'll handle both questions." Azazel smiled. "Without God running the show, Heaven can't make new Angels, so as part of the truce between our factions, Lord Beelzebub gave Michael the secrets to the Evil Piece system so that the Angels could do something similar and reincarnate humans and other species into Angels. As for why she's here..." She trailed off.
"That's because Lord Michael feels that we need more people to fight the Khaos Brigade." Irina winked. "So you don't need to fear, with me around I'll face down those blasted Khaos Brigade fighters and give everyone Lord Michael's Blessing, amen!"
Ranma and Issei both sweat-dropped heavily. "Well, her enthusiasm hasn't changed a bit." Issei commented, but was glad she was around.
By mutual consent, the meeting didn't last much longer and the group left the building to do stuff.
"Hey, Ranma..." Issei began as they walked out of the building. "What did you do to Riser and Ravel?" When Ranma blinked in confusion, he explained.
*Flash*
"Oh, you're Issei Hyoudou." Ravel, in a red and orange dress, said as she looked at him. "Here."
"Huh?" Issei blinked at the tube-like thing he was given. "What's this?"
"I'd call it a gift to you, but that would be too kind." She huffed and crossed her arms under her breasts. "I owe a favor to your friend Ranma and he asked me to forgive you for what you did to my brother, so this is the result."
"Woah." Issei chuckled and put the object in his inside coat pocket. "Um, how is your brother these days?"
"Issei!" A male voice spoke up loudly, and Issei turned to see Riser standing behind him grinning. "You wouldn't happen to be trying to hit on Ravel now, would you?"
"Brother!" Ravel yelled in exasperation.
"Ah, you're not..."
Riser laughed at Issei's nervousness. "Normally Riser would be upset with you over what happened still, but after your friend Ranma helped Ravel and myself out, I figure that there is no reason for Riser to still remain angry."
Issei chuckled nervously. "He's a pretty decent guy, huh?"
Ravel blushed as she thought about Ranma and shook her head. "He's more than a pretty decent guy." She huffed and walked off, annoyed.
*End Flash*
"So... What did you do?"
"Eh, just dealing with a problem of mine. They nearly died before I helped them out." Ranma shrugged and continued to walk before blinking as he realized he was the only one walking. Turning, he saw the shocked expressions from most of the group. "What?"
"Considering that the Phenix Clan is known for having really powerful healing abilities that makes them borderline immortal," Azazel began to clarify for him, "the fact that you saved their lives is rather impressive."
"Oh." Ranma nodded. "Fought some remnants of a Hunter clan that saw everyone that wasn't human as monsters and tried to eradicate them when I was in China."
"WHAT?!" Lilith screamed as she grabbed Ranma by the front of his shirt. "THOSE FUCKERS ARE STILL ALIVE?! WHERE ARE THEY! I'LL RIP THEIR SOULS OUT OF THEIR BODIES AND MAKE THEM WATCH AS I TEAR THEIR SOULS TO SHREDS!"
Ranma just raised an eyebrow while everyone else stepped back nervously. Hugging Lilith, he rubbed the back of her head, "shhh, it's okay, they're all gone now, the last three are all dead." After Lilith calmed down somewhat, Ranma looked at the large group. "Anyway, they apparently were there for someone else, but that person had similar powers, so..."
"Getting caught in a trap meant for someone else that neutralized their powers, huh?" Azazel tapped her chin and nodded. "Explains a lot. Anyway, why don't you kids get going? I'm going to head out and get this thumb drive to the guys down in the tech labs." With that, she disappeared.
"Should we tell her that people might get confused now that she's a woman?" Kiba asked, getting a laugh from Akeno. "What?"
"Considering that Azazel likes to experiment and such, I'm sure that they'll just think it was an experiment gone wrong."
"That's... Surprisingly accurate." Kiba nodded.
"Hey, you guys wanna join us?" Issei asked Ranma. "We're throwing a welcoming party for Irina and Rossweisse."
"Who?" Ranma asked at that last name.
(-)
At the Hyoudou Residence...
Sitting on a couch with her knees up to her face in a gray business suit, Rossweisse, a tall woman with long gray hair, aqua-colored eyes and a large bust, whimpered. "Lord Odin, why did you forget me again?!" She cried though no one would hear her. "Just because I'm the only Valkyrie that doesn't have a boyfriend or ever had a boyfriend or lover or anyone to warm her bed doesn't mean you have to leave me alone! Sure, maybe I'm a little older, but come on, it's not like I want to be all alone, can't you take pity on me and bring me back? Of course, why would you? You're always complaining about me dragging down the mood and not letting you go out to the local titty bars!" Breaking down, Rossweisse started sobbing into her legs. "IT'S NOT FAIR!"
(-)
"I'd love to, but I do have some other concerns I need to deal with." Ranma shook his head. "Though Atsuko, Mittelt and Lilith could go if they wanted to."
When Mittelt, Lilith and Atsuko all gave similar excuses, they were waved off.
"Well then," Issei smiled, "more food for us."
The rest of the group laughed at that.
Omake by Innortal
Lilith stared at her captured prey, putting her foot on their bound leg. "We know you have plans, a great evil you want to bring to the world.
"You will talk ... by choice, or by my ... other ways," she purred.
"Lilith," Ranma sighed. "Let Mittelt go, we have homework to do now. We can do roleplay sex later."
"... Do you know how hard it is to get her ass into that costume?" Lilith growled.
"Homework, now!"