Dance With the Devil
Shake Up Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I own none of the series involved, for if I did they would be a lot more perverted.
To answer some reviews:
Mr. Haziq: Fake..? Oh! You mean the Brave Saint system? Yeah, that's how it works.
FateBurn: She won't be properly included until later, sorry if you're disappointed.
Kaiya Azure: You're right, they're aqua colored. It's just that the shading in the anime made me think they were green. I'll go back and fix it. I may accidentally put her eyes as green in the future though as I have many chapters written out already.
Seems the idea of Rossweisse and Ranma pairing is pretty popular among you guys, also glad that you guys liked the insta Jusenkyo fun.
Also, I'm VERY disappointed no one commented on the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. It's a classic!
A few weeks later...
Kiba, wearing the school's gym outfit, ducked out of the way of a large red ball before grabbing it off the ground and returning fire, hitting the one who threw it in the arm and tagging him out.
Dodgeball was a lot of fun, so long as no one got hit in the face.
'The only problem...' Kiba mentally trailed off as he looked at the other side. Ranma was on the other team and wasn't aiming at him, for which he was thankful, but he had taken out most of Kiba's team by himself. Still, Kiba had returned the favor in kind and was taking out most of Ranma's team.
"GAH!" Issei yelled as a shot hit him in the gut and sent him flying into the wall. "I'm out." He coughed, wondering how Ranma could throw those things so hard.
Kiba laughed softly as he saw it was just him and Ranma left. "Well, this'll be fun." He said dryly, wondering how to handle this.
Ranma just smirked at Kiba. "You know, it won't be very fun if you hold back against me."
"Come on, Kiba! Do your best!" Some of the girls watching were heard cheering him on.
"See?" Ranma's grin soon caught on to Kiba and he wore an identical smirk on his face.
"Well then, I guess I can't disappoint."
To the onlookers, things didn't seem too different, until both Kiba and Ranma started to blur and almost disappear at points while the balls were flying so hard that they bounced off the wall on one end of the court and flew back to the other side.
"Dear GOD!" Surprisingly, or not, Irina was the one who screamed that out as she watched them move. "I knew that Kiba was fast, but seeing someone keep up with his speed, that's unbelievable!" She had thought that with Ranma wouldn't be able to keep up with a Knight Devil, even if that Devil was a reincarnated human like Kiba was, but the newly reincarnated Angel was finding that wasn't exactly true. 'I guess I owe them an apology.' She wondered if they remembered what she said so carelessly and if they did if they'd forgive her over it.
When the match really started to kick into high gear, the two contestants became a blur of motion, making people wonder if this was a fight out of those shonen battle anime that they watched growing up or something.
"Hey, Ranma," Kiba said casually as he ducked under another ball, "just out of curiosity, that first week after you visited Jusenkyo, how much fun did you have when it rained?"
Ranma stumbled as he heard that. "Yo! What the heURK!" He groaned as a ball hit him in the face.
Kiba grinned as he won. "Payback for the training trip."
"...Fair." Ranma said flatly after the ball fell to the floor. "You've gotten a lot better."
Kiba laughed softly.
(-)
Later...
"Hey, Nabs." Ranma said into his cellphone as school let out and he left to take care of something at home.
"Don't call me that." Her voice came across the phone, irritated.
Ignoring the tone, Ranma continued. "How do I set Kiba's fangirls on him, with the belief that if they don't act rashly and quickly, he will slip into yaoi and forever abandon them?"
"A little sore on losing today?"
"Nah, don't care about the loss." Ranma dismissed what she said. "It's what he said that caused me to lose. Can't allow that to go unchallenged."
"Fine, I'll handle it."
"Thanks, I owe ya." Ranma turned his phone off and ran off.
(-)
The next day...
"ISSEI YOU PERVERT!" Several girls screamed as they saw Issei walking onto school campus.
"HUH?!" Issei blinked as he saw several girls that he recognized from Kiba's fanclub. "Um, what did I do wrong this time?"
"You're trying to take Kiba away from us and keep him all for yourself!" One of them yelled.
"My..." Akeno, who was behind Issei, raised an eyebrow in amusement. "And I thought Issei was straight. Does this mean that you've been leading a life as a swing agent?"
"Issei?" Asia pouted heavily. "Even after sleeping in the same bed as me and the President, you still go after Kiba?"
"Even you, Asia?!" Issei gave the girl a look of betrayal. "Oh come on!" He threw his hands up in the air. "I didn't do anything with Kiba. We're just friends, okay?!"
"What's going on?" Kiba asked as he and Gasper walked upon the group.
"Kiba-sama!" The girls all squealed in delight.
"Please tell us that it isn't true! That you don't spend long hours alone with this pervert!"
Kiba blinked a few times and scratched the back of his head. "Well, we do sometimes have to spend long hours working together. Plus I owe him a lot for showing me things that I wouldn't have otherwise known." Some of those anime that Issei had borrowed to him were absolutely hilarious or perverted or both. And Kiba didn't mind any of it.
"OH COME ON!" Issei yelled as the girls all glared at him, a red aura of doom surrounding them as their eyes seemingly started to glow. "I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" He ran off, chased by the girls.
"Oh my." Akeno giggled at Kiba. "I didn't know that you were like that, Kiba."
Asia pouted heavily. "No fair!"
Not far away, Ranma watched as Issei was chased by the girls of the school and rubbed the back of his head. "Well... That backfired."
(-)
Later, in-between classes...
"I don't see why you're complaining," Ranma said.
"The kendo club tried to kill me!" Issei whined.
"Yes, and now they have refocused all their efforts into deflowering Kiba," Ranma replied.
"...Pretty boys are evil," Issei muttered.
"Yes, and your training has given you the ability and skills needed to avoid receiving one shinai hit or violent female attack," Ranma offered.
"..." went Issei, glaring at his hated rival-no matter what his Sacred Gear said about some white dragon being their rival.
"Keep this training up, you might even be able to pleasure a succubus soon," Ranma smirked.
"Hah! I could do it now!" Issei declared.
"Oh really?" Ranma asked. "And how would Rias and Asia react to coming home and seeing you in bed with one?"
"..." went Issei, torn between his fantasies and his brain's attempt to force reality into the train of thought.
"What's more," Ranma continued, "aside from nudity, what studying have you done to know a woman's pleasure centers, how to read her reactions to know you're doing it right, and the control not to 'one and done' yourself before the thirty minute mark?"
"..." went the now pale Issei, as aside from some videos, he realized he had no clue what to do.
"But I'm sure you have put in the effort since being a Harem King is your dream," Ranma chuckled.
"..." At that point, Issei had gone Blue Screen.
Ranma chuckled. He wasn't going to call-then they'd know his general location, and damned if they wouldn't show up hunting for him. No, he'd let Issei stew. Maybe it would motivate the pervert.
(-)
Later that day...
Azazel, having returned to his birth form since the instant Jusenkyo incident, looked at the group, though there was only Rias, Akeno, Issei, Ranma, Nabiki and Lilith at that moment. "I'd ask where the others are, but this doesn't require the whole club. First of all, I want to say, whatever Jusenkyo is, it's potent stuff, even the weakened version was giving my guys in the R&D department fits as they tried to figure it out." He'd have to see about getting a sample of the actual stuff to do experiments on. "Secondly, thanks to Nabiki, I should have an a finished artificial Sacred Gear with no drawbacks soon."
"How soon?" Akeno was curious and wondered how he'd use it.
"Sadly not until after the time the school's yearly Kyoto trip is to take place."
"Kyoto?" Ranma asked, perking up. "It's been three years since I was last over there."
"...Kyoto?" Lilith asked, trembling. "Who's all going?"
"Well, you and everyone in your year." Azazel let her know.
"NOOOO!" Lilith screamed and hid under the couch. "I'M NOT HERE! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GO! I NO WANNA GET TURNED INTO TOFU!"
"Uh..." Issei blinked in confusion. "What's going on?"
"Don't worry about it." Ranma replied and got up to walk behind the couch. "Anyway, Lilith, if you don't come out right now, I'll tell the big tittied Fox MILF that you planned to seduce her daughter."
"NOOO!" Lilith screamed and dashed out from under the couch before zipping into the closet. "I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THAT CUTE GIRL SINCE THREE YEARS AGO! MASTER! YOU WOULDN'T!"
"...Big tittied Fox MILF?" Issei asked and blinked as Ranma pulled out a picture and showed it to him. "HOLY MAMA!" His eyes bugged out in shock. The image showed a woman who looked in her mid-twenties to early thirties at most with golden eyes, long blonde hair tied up in a ponytail with long hair that framed her face and two long strands of hair hanging down her front. She wore a yellow kimono and had a pleasant smile. But the thing that caught Issei's attention the most was the HUGE rack the woman had. It was one of the largest pair of boobs he had ever seen in his life.
"...Do I need to ask?" Rias looked at the closet in concern.
"Lilith joked that she was going to seduce the big tittied Fox MILF's daughter and was dragged off to another room for twenty minutes." Ranma supplied as he took the photo back from Issei.
"Yasaka didn't seem that bad when we went last year." Akeno spoke up, before covering ears as Lilith let out an ear-splitting scream of pure terror. "WHAT THE HELL!?"
"And this is why I call her the big tittied Fox MILF instead of by her actual name." Ranma sighed and walked over to the closet and opened it up. "Lilith, shadow, now."
"WAAAAH!" Lilith cried as she disappeared into Ranma's shadow and cried softly.
"She'll be unable to do anything for the rest of the day." Ranma shook his head and sighed. "I'm gunna head home then."
Seeing Ranma leave, Azazel just shook his head. "Well, that was unexpected." Clearing his throat. "Before I forget, Nabiki, the guys in R&D should finish the tech to help you control your Sacred Gear more fully pretty soon. Though don't expect them to ask you to test it right away."
"Good." Nabiki hated the headache she got from her Sacred Gear.
(-)
Later that evening...
Ranma, wearing just his boxers, sighed as he sat on the floor of his room. "Lilith... Come on out."
"No!" She cried from his shadow. "I won't come out! There's a scary fox MILF who will turn me into tofu if I come out!"
"She's not here." Ranma shook his head. "I promise you, she's not here."
"You're lying!"
"Well fine, I guess I'll have a threesome with Atsuko and Mittelt then."
"They're not there!" Lilith yelled from his shadow. "You can't tempt me with the thought of hearing Mittelt's cute moans or seeing Atsuko's awesome boobs bouncing as she rides your dick."
"Really?" Ranma asked, as the door to his room opened up. "Because they just walked into the room."
"Is she still freaked out?" Mittelt, who was wearing a transparent nightgown, asked and shook her head in amusement.
Atsuko was just wearing her underwear. "Well, I guess we can just have fun without her then."
Lilith finally poked her head out of the shadow. "...No scary fox lady who will turn me into tofu and eat me?"
"No." The three said at the same time.
Pulling herself out of the shadow completely, she hugged Ranma. "Okay, fine, but I want to be pampered tonight."
Ranma smiled at her. "Sure."
(-)
The next day after school Issei and Asia found themselves walking downtown, getting some groceries for dinner that night and talking about various things when Issei stumbled across a flyer for the upcoming inter-class contest. "Oh yeah! Can't wait for that!"
"What's this about?" Asia asked as she saw it.
"Basically all classes compete against each other to see which class is the best." Issei replied to her.
"Wouldn't it be unfair to the other classes, considering..." Asia trailed off, getting a laugh from Issei.
"Yeah, but it shouldn't be a problem." Turning, he walked off. "So what competition do you think you'll be in this year?"
"I don't know, even though I was at the church, I wasn't very, EEEK!" She tripped and would have fallen down had someone not grabbed her shoulders.
"Asia, are you..." Issei turned and looked at the person who grabbed her. He was a bit taller than Issei was, slender, with short dark hair, wearing a fancy suit and a fur coat, but his eyes were screwed shut into slits. "...Please tell me that your favorite catch phrase isn't "a secret" or something."
The man looked at Issei in confusion. "I have no idea what you mean by that." Chuckling a little bit, he let Asia go, "I just happened to be here, that's all. But it must be fate that this is the second time we've met, Asia Argento."
Asia gave him a surprised "huh?" when he said that.
(-)
After moving away from the crowd and to a forested area, the man opened his shirt to reveal a x-shaped scar on his chest.
"That scar..." Asia gasped as she looked at it. "Now I remember, you were the Devil that I healed, weren't you?"
Adjusting his outfit, the man nodded. "Indeed. My name is Diodora Astaroth and..." The next thing that Asia knew, he was on his knees and holding her right hand, gently kissing it. "I want you to know that I am completely smitten with you."
"Hey!" Issei yelled as Asia blushed. "Get your hands off of her."
Standing up and letting go of Asia's hand, Diodora turned to leave. "I would be honored, though, Asia Argento, if you decided to marry me."
Asia gasped, staring stupidly as Diodora disappeared in a blue flash of light.
(-)
"Diodora Astaroth, huh?" Rias shook her head as she heard about the event. "I don't think you should worry about it. He probably just feels really grateful that you saved his life." Rias wasn't sure if the youngest descendant of the Astaroth family was thinking, but she hoped it was just him being smitten with Asia. "Just ignore him long enough and he'll give up and go away, okay?"
"Okay." Asia nodded, agreeing to that.
"Hey." Issei put his hand on her shoulder. "If he tries anything, I'll lay him out for you."
Asia just smiled, grateful that she had friends willing to protect her.
(-)
Later that night...
"Well..." A familiar female voice was heard as Issei opened his eyes. "I didn't expect Asia to find a better man already."
"Raynare." Issei groaned and hung his head. "Can't you leave me alone already?"
Instead of speaking, the now-naked, and Issei wondered how he missed that, Fallen Angel walked up to him, her hips and breasts swaying in such a way that he couldn't help but stare at them. "Issei, it's okay, you don't have to be like this."
"I don't?" He gulped as her finger went over his bare chest and he wondered when he got naked. "What do you mean?"
"I mean I warned you, didn't I?" She leaned in close to him, her breasts pressing against his chest as she whispered to him. "That one day any woman around you would leave you."
"That's not true!" Issei yelled and pushed her off, or rather tried to as his hands grabbed her large tits and squeezed.
"Oooh my!" Raynare huffed softly. "But, really, Issei, don't you think it's better this way?"
"Issei!" A new voice spoke up and he turned his head, his hands still on Raynare's breasts, and saw Asia, dressed in a very fancy dress and smiling at him. "Thank you, for everything, Issei. But I'm getting married now."
"Huh?"
Raynare pulled away from him and got behind Issei, hugging him and pressing her breasts against his back. "See, Issei? She's going to find someone better than you and leave you."
"Who did she find though?" When Diodora showed up and spoke, he could hear anything, couldn't react and could only watch as Asia was taken away. "But... Why?"
Raynare gently bit his ear before licking it. "Because, silly boy... None of them truly love you. It's like I said, no woman will ever love you for you, if any of them..."
"Choose to be with me, it's because they want something from me." Issei finished, his tone flat as his body started to slacken.
"Exactly." She reached down and rubbed his crotch. "But me? I'll be here for you, forever... And ever..."
Issei shook his head. "No! This isn't right! You aren't real! You're dead! I saw Rias kill you!"
"If I wasn't really here..." She whispered to him. "Then you wouldn't feel this, would you?" She asked as she squeezed and rubbed his dick.
"Hard to argue that logic..." Issei conceded and groaned as her fingers worked their magic on his shaft. "But... You're still dead..."
"The dead can't do this, can they?" Raynare whispered to him as she stroked him some more.
"...sei..."
Issei blinked as Raynare disappeared and things started to shift around him.
"Iss..."
"Who?" Issei asked softly as his eyes blinked and he saw the concerned face of Asia over him. Like usual, she was naked as she slept in bed with him.
"Issei? Are you okay? You were looking really distressed in your sleep."
"I was?" Issei blinked, trying to recall what was bothering him, before gasping. "Now I remember. I dreamed you were getting married and were going to leave me."
Asia blinked a few times and shook her head. "No, I wouldn't do that. If I got married, I wouldn't want to leave you. You're too precious to me."
Issei smiled at her, tears forming in his eyes. "Thanks."
"Ngh, what's going on?" Rias, who was sleeping naked on Issei's right side, rubbed her eyes as she woke up. "Everything okay?"
"Yeah, just some bad dreams of Asia getting married to that Diodora jerk and leaving." Issei replied and tried to get up but found a weight on his hips. "What the?"
Flipping up the sheets, he saw Koneko resting on his hips. "What are you doing?" When he saw that she was in her nekomatta mode with her white cat ears out, she smiled up at him and did a cat-like pose while going "nya" to him.
"Cute." Issei, Rias and Asia said at the same time.
(-)
"So, Master..." Lilith began as they walked towards the school. "What's your plans for the big school event?"
Ranma shrugged at her. "There's nothing that you, me or Atsuko wouldn't dominate that's physical. Would be kind of boring, unless we work with the other classes to go against each other."
Lilith giggled as a thought came to her. "Maybe we could have a wheel-barrel sex race?"
Ranma just face-palmed and groaned. "That would be hot, but I'm sure that it would be against more than a dozen city laws."
"When has that ever stopped us?" Lilith asked with a smile.
"You? Never. Me? Only when I knew jail time wouldn't let me have some peace and quiet."
"Plus now with your curse, you'd be the best milkshake in all the yard!" Lilith chirped.
"...So that's a double hell fucking no to the events."
"Awww."
Smirking as Lilith complained that those laws weren't very fun, as they turned a corner, they ran face-first into a giant pair of breasts and found themselves toppled over as the person those breasts belonged to crashed to the ground.
"OOOOMPH!" The woman, who they noted had blue hair that wasn't too long, though some of it was striped black, was wearing a black over-coat covering her shoulders, a white, nearly see-through t-shirt and black pants. "Sorry about that." She laughed as they got off of her. "It's hard to see down sometimes and I tripped so I didn't see you coming around that corner."
Ranma rubbed the back of his head. "No, it's fine, just shocked..."
"HOW CAN YOU WALK WITH BOOBS THAT BIG!?" Lilith screamed in absolute amazement. "YOU'RE EVEN BIGGER THAN THE EVIL KYOTO FOX!"
The woman blinked. "Evil Kyoto... OH! Yasaka! I haven't seen her in ages! She must have grown up since I last saw her!"
Lilith was shivering and looking left and right, worried that merely mentioning the Evil Fox's name would bring her down upon them like the wrath of God and destroy everything around them.
"Yeah, she has a daughter now." Ranma was still shocked that the woman could move without her spine breaking. "Wait, what? You don't look like you're that old."
The woman giggled at him. "You know, for some reason, you remind me of my old student." She tapped her chin. "Been almost three hundred years, Happi! Yeah! I haven't seen him in so long."
"...You don't mean Happosai, do you?" Ranma asked, before yelping as she was bent over and her chocolate brown eyes were looking into his, excitedly. "Uh..."
"You know little Happi!? Is he still alive?! I haven't seen him since he left me!" She jumped, causing her breasts to ripple and bounce and almost burst out of her shirt. "I was going to leave the city because I was bored, but if Happi's here, I wanna catch up on old times with him!"
"Master, how about I go ahead and you lead her back? I'm sure that he's still there." Lilith wanted to get out of there as soon as she could. The longer she was around this blue-haired big tittied monster the more likely that the evil fox woman would show up and eat her!
"Uh, sure..." Ranma chuckled as the woman jumped more. When a tearing sound was heard and her shirt burst into pieces, her large breasts spilling out, he gaped at her. "...Inverted nipples?"
"Oh pooh, it's so hard to find shirts that fit too." She ignored his question and cast and illusion spell over her breasts. "There, now no one will see them until I get another shirt."
"Well, just follow me."
(-)
"HAPPI!" The Devil screamed in joy as she saw the old grandmaster of Anything Goes sitting on the floor. Letting her illusion drop, her bare breasts came into view and she laughed as Happosai pounced on them.
"Ahh! This is heaven! Ranma m'boy, you do your master proud, bringing me the breast bed I've had since I left my teacher."
The woman giggled and rubbed Happosai's back. "Silly! It's me! The one who taught you those life-extending techniques."
Happosai's eyes widened and he stood up on her boobs and looked at her face. "It... It really is you..." His eyes watered up and he hugged her breasts. "I thought you were going to be gone forever! You were carted off and they never told me what happened to you."
"Yeah, yeah, now why don't you two enjoy yourselves and get caught up." Ranma waved them off as Mittelt, who was glaring at the woman and her large tits, and Atsuko, who was carrying her bike, left the building.
"Shhh... It's okay. I had to spend a couple of centuries in prison for stealing those Evil Pieces from Lord Beezlebub." She tapped her boobs as she realized something. "You didn't use them, did you?"
Happosai looked at her in confusion. "Evil Pieces? Nope, I never used them."
"Oh good." She sighed in relief. "Because that would be bad."
"How bad?" Happosai asked her as she gave him a grave expression.
"Bad enough that if someone drew out the full power of it they could destroy half of Earth by accident."
"...That's bad." Happosai was suddenly glad that he didn't use it. Though he wasn't sure what Evil Pieces were. Did she mean evil pieces of women's lingerie? Underwear? Was it women's silky darlings, worn by a man? He felt that was evil...
Did she give him any? Not that he could recall, but that was about three centuries ago...
"Anyway..." The woman looked around the building and smiled softly. "Lots of sexual energy in this place."
"I know!" Happosai grinned happily. "That boy has quite the healthy sex life."
"Is he your heir?" The woman asked as Happosai settled back on her breasts.
"Hmm, he needs a little more of a push, needs to enjoy things a little more, but otherwise there's not much I can teach him on the path of the pervert."
"Alas, so sad." The woman frowned softly. "Hey!" An idea came to her. "Want to leave this town? Go on a tour of Japan?"
"But what about the silky darlings that need liberation?" Happosai pouted. "And what about all this delicious energy here?"
She stood up, her large tits bouncing and almost throwing Happosai off of them. "Who said we wouldn't liberate all the silky darlings? We'll go on a cross-country tour! Stop at all the local hotspots! Liberate all the women's underwear and we'll send the nation into such a rut that we'll single-handedly save the birth rate on our own!"
Happosai's eyes sparkled at that. "ONWARDS!"
After quickly writing a note and then having his master re-write the same note for him, the two packed up and left Kuoh City for a trip of panty thievery and fun.
(-)
Later that day...
"Hey, Lilith..." One of the girls in gym class spoke up suddenly as everyone was changing after class. "I was wondering..."
"I've never had tentacle sex, don't ask." Lilith smirked at the blushes that the girls had. "I'm kidding. Anyway, what's up?"
"You seem to have a lot of experience in those matters..." The girl was blushing hard as Lilith grinned hard. "So, I'm just wondering, how are you not, um... How are you not a mom?"
"Specialized protection." Lilith gave the girl and the others a stern look. "Trust me, I'm a special case, but you should all make sure to take precautions because if you don't, you're going to have little brats running around."
Xenovia raised a hand. "I heard that just because you have sex that doesn't mean you'll get pregnant, is that true?"
"Complete crap-shoot." Lilith shot back to her. "You could be on your most fertile day, have the guy shoot into you a bunch of times and you'll still not end up pregnant." She sighed at the looks she was getting. "Seriously, it happens. Anything else?"
Irina raised a hand. "How old were you when you started to have sex?" She might have been an Angel, but she was still curious about stuff like this.
"Hmm... Started about four years ago I think." Lilith shrugged, the exact date wasn't important.
"Is that why you keep calling Ranma your master?" Xenovia asked.
"Because Master is my Master, I'm his Servant and I'll do anything he orders me to do, so long as it doesn't kill me." Thankfully Ranma rarely ordered her to do anything, so it wasn't too big of a deal.
"Really?" Aika grinned and adjusted her glasses. "Even if it was depraved or had you bang a bunch of other guys?"
"One, Master would never have me bang other guys." Lilith huffed at the perverted girl. "Two, I've done more depraved things than you could imagine. And three," she grinned at the girl, "Master's more of a man than you could ever hope to handle."
"Well, I know he's got the size part down." Aika's face flushed softly. "Only guy in our class that rivals him is Issei."
Lilith blinked and raised an eyebrow. "You've seen Master and Issei naked?"
"Nope." The girl grinned and adjusted her glasses. "With these specs I can see just how much junk the guys are hiding."
"Um, what are they talking about?" Asia asked, though she was blushing at the tone the two girls were using.
"Really?" Lilith tapped her chin. "Maybe I underestimated him a little bit. If he wants to be a Harem King he just needs some experience now." In a lot of ways, but that would come with time.
"You know, most girls get disgusted at him when he says that." One of the girls from their class said and shook her head.
Lilith shrugged. "What? Should I be disgusted by that? The guy's honest."
Aika started to leer at Lilith. "So, you call him Master... Does he have a collar and leash with your name on it?"
"Yeah, but we hardly use it." Lilith laughed as most of the girls in the room face-faulted. After getting dressed, Lilith left the room while the rest of the girls recovered.
After several minutes and regaining her senses, Aika smirked at Asia as an idea came to her. "You know, you should hurry with your skinship with Issei."
"Eep." The girl blushed hard as she thought about it.
"If not, maybe some alcohol, see if you can entice him and Saotome into spit-roasting you." Several girls blushed hard as they imagined it.
"...I assume that isn't something murderous," Asia asked.
Aika smiled. Oh, this girl was so easy.
(-)
"EEEEP!"
"What was that?" Issei asked in the boys gym locker room.
"If I had to guess," Ranma said, "I think someone just explained a sexual euphemism to Asia."
"DAMMIT!" Issei ran out, he knew who would do it too!
Ranma just chuckled as he watched Issei run off. 'This'll be amusing.'
(-)
"ASIA!? ARE YOU-BOOBIES!"
"DIE, ISSEI!" Screamed the other girls in the locker room as they threw things at him, hitting him over and over again until someone threw a metal pan at his head, knocking him over.
(-)
Ranma blinked at the sound. "Seriously, where in a locker room do they hide a metal pan?" he asked himself. It was like tomatoes in a crowd. They were there somewhere ... but it never appeared until needed. "Maybe some forgotten spell of something," he muttered.
(-)
After school, Rias smiled as her peerage sat on the couches in front of her, well, Koneko was snacking on some sweets on Issei's lap, off to the side on chairs, Irina, Ranma, Lilith and Mittelt were sitting. Atsuko had said something about wanting to go biking after school and since the meeting was about an upcoming Ratings Game, Rias had no problem with her taking off. "Anyway, I'm glad you're all here." A screen popped up in the middle of the room, revealing a fight between a giant of a man with short dark hair and a rather impressive build. "This is from Sairaorg's last victory last year." When her cousin tanked the magic bullets that were fired at him and then leaped up at his opponent and punched through several barriers, it left most of the room stunned. "Anyway, as you can see, Sairaorg is considered the favorite to win this year's Young Devil Championship as well."
"He seems tough." Kiba muttered, getting a nod from Rias.
"He is, lacking any of the talent that the Bael family typically has, he sought to carve out his place in the world through pure determination and skill." Rias explained to them. "Now, normally this tournament is held near the end of the summer break, but due to Loki and the Khaos Brigade's attack, that didn't happen this year."
"So what's going to happen?" Gasper asked her.
"The tournament will have to be staggered, but otherwise it's still going on. And due to the nature of it being spread out over the course of time, it'll give all teams a chance to study their opponents and even boost their numbers if needed." Normally that wouldn't happen, but this was a special occasion after all.
"I hope we're not paired against Sairaorg right away." Issei muttered. "I think we'd be beaten if that was the case."
"Yes, like I said, Sairaorg is the favorite to win this tournament again this year." Rias nodded to her pawn. "However, we won't have to face him. In fact, I've looked at the pairings and the only chance we have to face him will be the finals."
"Wait, the pairings were already chosen?" Koneko asked, getting a nod from Rias. "Well, that's messed up. Who are we facing?"
"Diodora Astaroth." Rias said as the screen turned off.
Just as she said that, a blue magic circle formed in the room before revealing the person in question. "Hello there, Rias Gremory," he bowed, his eyes still closed while he smiled. "I'm here to talk."
"Speak of the Devil and he appears." Irina muttered, now knowing why that phrase was used.
"Well, Diodora Astaroth, what do I owe the pleasure of your visit?" Rias asked, having a general idea what the other Devil wanted.
"I'm here to propose a trade for Asia Argento."
Nothing witty to add here, enjoy everyone!