Dance With the Devil

Kyoto Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I own none of the series involved, for if I did there would be a lot less cock-blocking going on.

To answer some reviews:

MilandaAnza: I won't answer how Ranma and Kunou are related just yet, but I will say that it will be answered in this arc. And, yes, that's why Lilith is terrified of the big tittied Fox MILF.

And apparently I reused the an omake. WHOOPS! That's embarrassing!

"So Ranma stayed back with the little fox girl who calls him daddy?" Azazel asked as he and Rossweisse listened to the story. It was later in the afternoon when the group got back to the hotel.

Lilith nodded as she and Issei reported on what happened. "Don't ask, I won't tell, that's for Master and Kunou to explain, not me."

"Interesting. I didn't know that Ranma knew Lady..." Azazel trailed off as he saw Lilith shiver. "Err, the leader of the Youkai Association personally."

"It's a good thing he did, because those guys all looked like they wanted to tear a piece out of my hide for some reason." Issei chuckled nervously.

"If you don't mind waiting," Lilith said to them, "Master will explain the situation as to why he's Kunou's father and everything later." She turned to leave.

"Why don't you? You know a lot." Azazel asked, getting her to stop.

"Because," Lilith turned to look at him and all three in the room were taken aback by the look in her eyes, "if I start talking about it, I'll fly into a murderous rage." Her hands balled into a fist as she thought back to that time. "Please, I don't want to talk about it unless Master's here."

After she left, Issei shuddered and looked at the two adults. "That... Was terrifying."

Azazel gave the door a look that Issei couldn't explain while Rossweisse looked at Issei in concern.

"Listen, Issei," the Valkyrie-turned-Devil spoke up, "I'm curious as well, but there's things you shouldn't snoop into until the people who were involved are willing to talk, okay?"

Issei nodded and headed to his room.

(-)

Later that night...

Atsuko walked down the stairs to go into the bathing area with the other girls and blinked as she saw Rossweisse and Issei talking on the stairs. "Am I interrupting something?"

"No." Rossweisse pointed at Issei. "He wants to see girls naked."

"I'm more interested in the boobs, but what she said!" Issei leered suggestively.

Atsuko looked at them in confusion. "Didn't your friend bring you porn to look at?"

"It's not the same as seeing a girl's hooters right in front of you!" Issei shot back, getting a groan from Rossweisse.

"You know, Issei, I wonder what the President would say if she heard you talking like this." Rossweisse asked him.

"She'd probably go "why don't you look at my boobs? Aren't they good enough for you? Issei you jerk! How dare you stare at other girls boobs without my permission!", am I right?" Atsuko asked, causing both Issei and Rossweisse to look at her and nod slowly.

"How did you get her down so pat?" Issei asked.

Atsuko just grinned at him.

"Anyway," Issei cleared his throat, "you know, you're too controlling, Rossweisse, and I hate to say it, but that's why you don't have a boyfriend."

Rossweisse gasped and looked at him, tears welling up in her eyes. "It's not like I want to be a virgin at my age! I want to have a sexy boyfriend who will do naughty things with me at any time I want too!"

Atsuko watched as Rossweisse got more and more upset as she ranted before calling up her magic. "Um, are you sure that it's okay to do that out here?"

"Someone who mocks me for being a virgin must be punished!" Rossweisse yelled and attacked Issei, who called up his Boosted Gear and blocked her attack. "No way! Is he actually stronger than usual?"

"Of course I am! I won't rest until I see some naked titties!"

Sighing heavily, Atsuko grabbed the bottom of her shirt and pulled it off. "Over here."

"HAUH?!" Issei's eyes bugged out as Atsuko stood there, topless. "WOAH MAMA!"

"Miss Natsume! Cover your boobies this instant!" Rossweisse yelled, her face completely red.

Atsuko gave her a flat stare. "He's just looking, so long as he doesn't touch, it doesn't bother me."

"Can I touch your boobies?!"

"You aren't Ranma, so no." The cyborg said, causing Issei to slump on the stairs.

"Wait!" Issei's eyes widened as he realized something. "Does that mean you and he are..."

Atsuko nodded. "Yes. When it's my turn he's mauling my boobs, my butt, other spots as he drives his erect penis in and out of my various holes, causing me to mewl and cry out his name every time. It feels really good when he rocks his hips and hits those really deep spots inside."

Rossweisse's face was redder than Atsuko's hair as she listened in. "A...a...a...as y...your te...teacher! I must protest you having underage relations with a man!"

"Why?"

"Because it's not proper!"

Atsuko blinked and shrugged, causing her breasts to bounce in several directions as Issei drooled openly. "What we do at home in our spare time isn't really any of your concern." She blinked as an idea came to her. It wasn't a normal idea, it wasn't something most people would think of, but it was something Lilith would think up. "Unless you want to be Ranma's girlfriend as well so you can lose your virginity?"

"Wha, wha, wha, wha?!" Rossweisse stuttered, steam coming out of her ears as she tried to imagine it. "N...No! It wouldn't be proper! I'm a teacher! He's a student! I can't do something like that!"

Atsuko shrugged again, causing Issei to drool even more. "Okay." She looked at Issei. "Enjoyed staring at my titties?"

"Uh huh..."

"Good." She put her shirt back on, causing Issei to groan in disappointment.

"NOOO!" cried Issei. "Why did you hide them from me!?"

"You said you wanted to see them, you saw them. There was no time limit given."

Issei blinked, before he slapped his forehead-with the hand that did not have his gear on it.

He had at least learned that hard truth, but had yet to realize: be specific with what you want.

"I do understand the enjoyment of naked boobs though, Lilith and Mittelt have such cute little ones that I can't help myself and I lick and kiss them when we have threesomes and more." Atsuko giggled as Issei's nose erupted with blood, sending him flying down the stairs.

"How inappropriate!" Rossweisse gasped, her nose actually bleeding as well. "That's entirely inappropriate!"

Atsuko tilted her head. "No it's not. We share and share alike. That's why it wouldn't be a problem if you joined us." When the Valkyrie started to stutter and twitch, before her ears started to steam again, Atsuko sighed and walked past Rossweisse. "I need to take a bath now."

(-)

It was several minutes later when Azazel found Issei, covered in a pool of his own blood and grinning and Rossweisse sitting in the hallway, her face heavily flushed. "Well, this is interesting, did you offer him your virginity and then realize what you said and that's why you're both like this?" He laughed when they were startled back to reality. "Anyway, Miss Rossweisse, could you make sure to gather up Miss Atsuko, Mittelt and Lilith? Lady Leviathan wants to have dinner together."

"Lady Leviathan's here?" Issei asked no one in particular.

(-)

"Hi!" Serafall, wearing a kimono that was dark on one side, red with flower patterns on the other side and held up by a yellow obi, with her hair done up in a loose bun behind her head, waved at everyone as they entered the house that she was using while in Kyoto.

"Did you cut your hair?" Atsuko asked, "last I saw you, your hair was really long."

Serafall giggled at the cyborg. "No, silly, I just put it up because of the kimono I'm wearing." Looking around, she saw someone missing. "Where's Ranma?" She had been looking forward to seeing him again.

"Currently with the Youkai of the city." Azazel answered her. "We'll go see him tomorrow, okay?" He was amused when Serafall's eyes lit up in delight at that. "Anyway," he said as everyone sat down at the table, "I did some research into why the Youkai were being unusually aggressive towards Issei and the others and found out that," he looked at Lilith, who tilted her head in confusion, "the leader of the Youkai association here in Kyoto was kidnapped a few days ago. I don't know exactly how she was captured, but we'll find out more tomorrow." He had a sneaking suspition that it was the Khaos Brigade that had captured Yasaka. To make things worse, with the amount of normal humans with them on the school trip it made making a move against them really hard to do.

"Do you think it's the Khaos Brigade?" Issei asked, getting a shrug from Azazel.

"It wouldn't surprise me one bit." Azazel answered him. "Serafall, where's..."

"I apologize for being late." Sona said as she, Saji, Tsubaki and a couple of others from her peerage entered the room. "We had a small disaster that had to be taken care of."

"I'm terribly sorry." Saji bowed and Sona adjusted her glasses.

"No, it's my fault for stopping to answer my phone when you had your hands full." Sona sighed and shook her head in dismay. At least it was just a broken screen this time and not the whole phone.

"Hey, Saji." Issei waved at the blonde guy in the group. "How's your trip been?"

"It sucks." Saji groaned as he sat down at the table followed by Sona and the rest of her peerage. "Since I'm on the student council I've been helping teachers instead of having fun."

"The only reason that we're even able to be on this trip in the first place is because we're on the student council." Sona replied, getting a nod from Saji.

"Anyway," Azazel said to the group, "you should all take your time and enjoy yourselves while you're here. Let the adults handle the hard stuff. Make some memories while you're here or whatever it is you're supposed to do."

Serafall clapped her hands. "Well then, let's eat."

"Okay!"

(-)

Meanwhile...

"Are you sure that it's okay for us to be walking around, Daddy?" Kunou asked as she held Ranma's hand while the two walked around Kyoto.

"I'm sure." He smiled at the fox girl. "Besides, anyone who messes with us would have to be stupid to do so."

"I just want my mom back." Kunou said softly. "Why? Why did this have to happen?"

Ranma knelt down to look her in the eyes. "Trust me when I say that we're going to find the jerks who took your mom away from you, and we'll make them pay."

Kunou nodded at him. "Thanks."

"Anyway, we should..."

"EEK!" A woman's voice was heard and Ranma stood up and gawked as a man was grabbing a random woman on the street from behind. "HELP! MOLESTER!"

"The heck?" Ranma asked as several other men in the crowd grabbed the man and pulled him off of the woman. "What's going on?"

"Man, another one?" A man said from the side. "This is like the fifteenth case of a random groper today."

Kunou cupped her chin and frowned. "Between this and the random panty thief that's been stealing lots of women's undies in town, I'm getting worried."

"Panty thief?" Ranma asked and frowned. "Kunou, come here." When she stepped up closer to him, Ranma picked her up and put her on his shoulder before running up a nearby hill.

"Daddy?" Kunou asked as she grabbed his hair to keep from falling off. "What's wrong?"

"Has your mother taught you how to find people using the Ki of the area?" Ranma asked.

"I was going to start learning that soon, actually."

"Okay, good, then I don't need to explain." Ranma smiled as they stopped at the top of the grassy hill and put Kunou down. "In fact, why don't I show you how to do it?" Kneeling down, he put his hands on the ground and Kunou's eyes widened as the ground seemed to light up.

"Cool! You're activating the Ki in the leylines around here!"

Ranma nodded. "Yeah, it's not a practical thing to do unless you're a master at manipulating your energies and the surrounding environment and such." And Ranma knew he still had plenty of room to grow in that regard. "But in places like Kyoto? It's easy."

Kunou knelt down next to Ranma and put her hands on the glowing ground. "Okay, now what?"

"Close your eyes. You're going to send a small pulse of your energy into the Ki."

Kunou nodded and did so. "So now, WOAH!"

Ranma smirked, though the little girl couldn't see it. "You just saw the whole city, didn't you?" Kunou nodded, her eyes still closed, but her face expressing shock and awe at what she was seeing. "Okay now, focus, I know it's overwhelming, but try to focus on those with above average or abnormal presences."

"Let's see..." Kunou tilted her head in confusion. "I'm seeing... One, two, three... At least twelve, and they're all really strong, plus it's weird, it's like there's someone else there but I'm not..."

"That's probably Azazel, Issei and the others." Ranma spoke up. "The one you can't sense is likely Atsuko."

"Weird. Huh, there's some sort of red orb flying around."

"...Huh, that's odd." Ranma frowned and watched as the orb disappeared into a person and that person's body lit up and turned red. "I'll have to tell Azazel about this." That couldn't be healthy for people to have some sort of parasite flying around. "It would suck if that was some sort of alien lifeform that wanted to turn humanity into its slave or something."

"EEEP!"

Ranma suddenly found Kunou glomping him and trembling. "...You know I was kidding, right?" He sighed as the girl continued to tremble. "There aren't aliens who are going to turn humanity into their slave."

"There aren't? She asked in a soft voice.

"No, because if aliens tried to that, the other aliens on the planet would beat them up."

The little fox girl blinked and slowly climbed off of Ranma. "There are other aliens?"

"Yeah, met some sentient space teddy bears once." Ranma laughed softly at the memory. "They had this one girl with them, but she died... More than once. We left her to this crazy redhead who screamed about serving someone and got ran over by a truck before being revived somehow."

Kunou gave him a weird look. "Just what kind of people do you hang out with?!" The little fox girl couldn't imagine something like that. That sounded completely insane.

"It's a big world out there. That's just Earth, there's Hell, Heaven, the other realms, parallel dimensions, other planets." Ranma shrugged as Kunou boggled at the sheer scope of everything. "Don't worry about it."

"But that's so..."

Ranma sighed and straightened himself out to look the young girl in the eyes. "Yes, it's scary to think about, how there's probably something out there that you can't even begin to understand that could crush you in an instant. You wanna know what my magic teacher once told me?"

Kunou sniffled. "What?"

*Flash*

The old man snorted at Ranma and Lilith. "Well, I've taught you brats everything you need to know, just learn on your own from here on out." The two nodded as he pulled a short, jeweled sword out of his robe and cut a hole in reality. "Just remember this, there are things out there that you can't face through logic and reason, so just throw away logic and reason and find a way through whatever you're facing. If there's a wall in front of you, find a way through it."

*End Flash*

"Uh..." Kunou blinked in confusion. "What's that got to do with what you were talking about?"

Ranma smiled at her. "Because if you ever get scared, just remember, if you don't give up, you'll find a way to overcome any obstacle."

Kunou nodded, now she understood. "Okay!"

Putting his hand back on the ground and causing it to glow, Ranma continued, "anyway, I think we need..." He trailed off and grinned. "Well, just found them. Come on. It's going to be a long run."

Kunou nodded as Ranma picked her up and took off to the West.

(-)

Five minutes later...

"Ha ha ha ha!" A woman was laughing at her companion. "That was so funny! You actually stole that fox woman's panties! I can't believe you got away with it."

"And gave her shapely rear a nice squeeze!" The man cackled in delight as he held the pair of underwear in his hands. "It's too bad that they're so plain though." He pouted. "Oh well, not often I get a fox Youkai's silky darlings." Tossing them into a large knapsack that was more than four times his size, he tapped his chin. "But what I'd really like to do is get the panties of the leader of the Yokai here in Kyoto."

"Yeah, I'm going to have to say no to that." Ranma said as he touched down on the railing that was just outside of the room the two were in. "Hey, perv, big tittied perv, how are you two?"

"Ranma!" Said perv yelled at him. "How could you? Aren't I your master?"

Snorting, Ranma put Kunou down. "Technically you're my old man's master and he's my master, so I guess by degrees of separation, you are."

"Big tittied perv?" The blue haired Devil pouted at him. "Come on, that's not nice, even if it is true. Oooh! Who's the cute little fox?"

"My name is Kunou and what are you two doing with that bag full of women's underwear and what's that about wanting to steal my mother's panties?!" The little fox girl pointed at both of them angrily. "How dare you steal panties from the women of Kyoto?!"

Sighing as Kunou was about to rush them, Ranma grabbed her by the back of her Miko outfit and lifted her off her feet.

"Hey! Lemme go! Lemme go!" Kunou yelled as she kicked her feet wildly and comically.

"Calm down, there's probably a total of five people in the city, including me, that could beat these two in a straight up fight." Ranma explained. "So don't get so upset, okay?"

Slumping, the fox girl nodded. "Okay, daddy."

"Daddy?!" Both Happosai and his master exclaimed in surprise.

"Don't ask, it's complicated." Ranma muttered. "Anyway, have you two noticed anything odd about Kyoto since you got here?"

"The Ki of the area is warped." Happosai's master pointed out. "Not sure why, but it feels like it's being forcibly directed somewhere."

"But, why though?" Kunou asked in confusion. "To do that would take a lot of mages and a lot of time. Sure, Kyoto's felt pretty weird for a few days, but to direct all the Ki in the area in one direction?"

"I don't know." The blue-haired, big breasted, Devil shook her head. "All I know is that it's only going there a little bit. All the Ki like a flowing river, the diversions are, right now, just tunnels dug to the side that's drawing the Ki to the specified area."

"That sounds..." Ranma trailed off and looked at the Devil. "What would happen if all the Ki in the city were to be forced to one spot?"

"Hard to say." She admitted. "If someone was using it as a way to cast magic, maybe do something impossible, that would be possible if you used so much power that you could overcome anything." She shrugged helplessly. "I'm not an expert on Ki-based magic, so I don't know."

"I've studied it." Happosai admitted. "You usually need a medium, a focus, so that you don't burn yourself out when using Ki to cast magic. Of course, if you used all the Ki in Kyoto, you'd need something of tremendous magical potential, like a few Holy Swords or something, to be the medium."

Ranma frowned as he thought about this. "Kunou, tell me something. What would happen if a Youkai was exposed to this much Ki at once?"

The little girl blinked in confusion. "Well, you know that we're spiritually sensitive and we use the Ki of the surrounding area to power ourselves up. If a Youkai gets too much Ki, they can go berserk and harm lots of people."

"SUNNVA!" Ranma bit back the rest of his cursing and the other three looked at him in confusion. "That's how... I figured it out."

"Huh?" All three asked in confusion.

Ranma gave them a serious look. "Whoever kidnapped Yasaka is planning on flooding her with all the Ki of Kyoto."

"But that would..." Kunou gasped in shock. "Even if she doesn't destroy Kyoto in a berserk state, the amount of Ki would cause severe damage to mom and kill her!"

"Over-saturation, huh?" Happosai grimaced, it wasn't hard to understand. No matter who you were, you had limits to how much power you could take on at one time.

"So what do we do?" The blue-haired Devil asked, her expression serious. "Unless you don't have a plan."

Ranma shook his head. "Sadly, I don't got anything, unless we could, I dunno, drain all the Ki in Kyoto away from the focal point or something."

"It's possible." The Devil admitted, much to the shock of the other three. "We'd need something that can draw Ki into it as a start, but that wouldn't work since there's so much, eventually the Ki would flow back to the original focal point and nothing would change. Unless you could store it in something."

"Like what?" Kunou asked. "All the Youkai in Kyoto and the surrounding area put together couldn't handle it."

The Devil grinned at her. "Don't worry, I already know how to deal with that. Anyway, the problem comes down to using a catalyst to draw the energy away from the focal point."

Happosai blinked as she looked at the knapsack full of panties. "WHAT?! NO! YOU CAN'T!"

"Happi," his teacher pouted at him, "can't you do it, for me? Your student wants to save my friend."

"Wait, you know Yasaka?" Ranma asked in surprise. She nodded at him and he shook his head in amazement. "Anyway, perv... How about we make a deal?"

Happosai sniffed. "What? There's nothing you could offer me that would make me give up these..."

"What if I could get you an Angel's, a Valkyrie's and Yasaka's underwear?" Kunou gaped at him in shock and Ranma sighed. "What's more important? Your mother's underwear or her life?"

"You're right." Kunou nodded and prostrated herself, bowing to Happosai. "Please! Save my mother!"

Happosai sighed, he had a soft spot for kids after all. "Fine... But I want more than just their panties. I hear there's a female Satan, I want her panties too!"

Ranma scratched his head. "Well, I'll see about that."

"Sweeto! Let's do this!"

"The problem is..." Ranma began, "we have to wait, if we move too soon..."

"Plus we need some skilled magic users to help in this endeavor." The Devil muttered. "Say, little girl, are there skilled magic users among the Youkai?"

"Of course!" Kunou said as she sat up and looked the big breasted, blue-haired Devil in the face. "Maybe we're not as good as some, but we're still skilled. If you help save my mother then we'll forgive you for the crime of massive panty theft!"

"Speaking of which, how many do you have?" Ranma asked.

"Five bags..." The Devil jerked a thumb at the large knapsack Happosai had. "All as big as that."

Ranma grinned as the four began to iron out the details of their plan.

Hey, Happosai, long time no see!

How about an Omake by Innortal that has nothing to do with the chapter?

"We are not going to Juuban District in Minato Ward," Ranma growled at Lilith. "Tis a silly place."

"Is it dangerous?" asked Rias.

"Magic girls, Type-Overkill," Ranma muttered.

"Master's just upset at how much of an awesome plan I had to seduce them, starting with the two lesbian Outers," Lilith complained.

"One: you wanted me to seduce them with my girl form.

"Two: it wasn't a plan, you wrote a fanfic!" Ranma yelled.

"It was well written," Xenovia offered with a blush.

"Agreed," nodded Issei. "The language flowed well, the plot merged perfectly with the porn, and the writing made me feel like I was there, watching the redhead demoness slowly break their walls."

"... It figures," muttered Rossweisse. "About porn, he's a literary genius.

"Give him an essay, I run out of ink in my pen, pointing out his spelling and grammatical errors."