Dance With the Devil
After Chapter 1
Disclaimer: I own none of the series involved, for if I did there would be a lot more sex.
Review Answer Time
Dragon Man 180: If you figure it out, great, if not, that's fine. She'll show up later. Also, completely forgot about how Sango was introduced, it's been YEARS since I've seen InuYasha. XD
Mr. Haziq: I'll answer that at a later time. Also, the Orochi exists in DxD (it's dead right now though) and I believe it's the reason Ophis was weakened in canon. I could be wrong though. Blasted Evil Dragons.
Walking into the club room with Gasper and Kiba, Issei waved at the group. "Hey."
Lilith, who had gotten there a few minutes before him, waved back. "Hey, you should get in on this." She waved him over to where she, Kunou, Koneko and Akeno were playing cards. "We're playing blackjack for fun."
"Sure, why not?" Kiba smiled and walked over there, along with Gasper.
"So anyway," Azazel continued to speak to Rias, "should we plan for everyone to show up or not? Because I've seen some of you eat, and I kind of pity the staff, not to mention my wallet, if everyone goes."
"Hmm, probably, it wouldn't be right to not include everyone."
"What are you talking about?" Issei asked as he ignored Irina helping Ranma catch up on his homework.
"Oh, we're planning on heading to the new food place, the one that everyone's talking about." Azazel answered him. "They serve, what was it again?"
"Okonomiyaki." Ranma replied to his question. "Strange, every time I say that word, I feel like I forgot something."
"I wouldn't know!" Lilith piped up. "I've never had the stuff. I think your dad might though."
"Oh yeah!" Issei's eyes lit up. "Matsuda said he went there a few days ago. There was like one waitress and she was really pretty, like a traditional beauty or something. From what he said, she was petite, not too short, kind of small breasts and wore a kimono of all things while serving foods and drink. He said that she was really fast and graceful."
"Who's fast and graceful?" A female voice spoke up and Issei turned to see Xenovia and Ravel walk into the clubroom.
"What's the cuntucky fried chicken doing here?" Koneko grumbled in annoyance. She didn't think that Ravel was a bad person, per-say, but she just didn't like her.
"What did you say?!" Ravel yelled as she zipped across the room and got up in Koneko's face. "Say that again!"
"What? Is your hearing as bad as how over-cooked fried chicken tastes?" Koneko gave her a deadpan look.
Ravel's eyes turned white from anger. "I'd rather be a fried chicken than an empty pussy!"
Koneko stood up, her eyes turning white as she glared at Ravel. "At least I know that anyone I'm with won't need a trip to the emergency room for third degree burns."
The two started growling at each other and sparks started to fly between them.
"...Um..." Ranma scratched his head in confusion. "Why is Koneko hating on Ravel?"
Kiba chuckled softly. "Cats and birds aren't exactly on good terms."
"Koneko's a cat?" Ranma asked and looked at the little white haired girl. "...Explains some things then." Namely why he felt nervous around her at times.
"A Nekomatta, to be specific." Rias answered and sighed heavily at the two as they flung insults at each other. "Thankfully that's all they're doing."
"It probably doesn't help that they're the same age and Ravel's breasts are far bigger than Koneko's are." Akeno giggled in amusement.
"At least I don't need to be a big breasted slut to get my man to look at me."
"I'm still a virgin, you mangy feline!"
"You're living with the biggest pervert in the room, he probably has you bent over his bed and mounts you every night."
"I WISH!" Surprisingly, or not, that was Lilith who chimed in.
"You know, this is kind of getting obscene." Irina muttered, wondering if anyone would stop it.
"Oh, is that so?" Koneko grinned, "even with tits like that you can't possibly get a guy to bed you, huh?"
Ravel's face lit up in embarrassment. "At least I don't..."
"Okay, that's enough," Azazel spoke up, interrupting them, "Koneko, be nice to Ravel, this is her first day here. Ravel, don't respond to Koneko's barbs, you'll only encourage her." He sighed when the two huffed and turned away in annoyance with their arms crossed over their chests. "Anyway, Ravel Phenix and Kunou are the two newest members of the Occult Research Club, so I want you two to," he gave Ravel and Koneko a stern look, "even if you don't like each other, at least tolerate each other and keep the insults down a bit." As amusing as it was, he didn't want to have to deal with this every time he showed up.
"This room's getting a bit crowded." Irina commented, noting how it was getting harder to move around in the room.
"I know, that's why I'm refurbishing one of the old classrooms into a true meeting room." Rias commented. "This room will basically be for storage and showering after next week."
"Neat." Irina smiled. "So..."
"How about this?" Azazel grinned. "How about Rias takes a few of the group to look around and see which rooms would be best to refurbish into a meeting room? Because we're still missing some people and I don't know if this room can hold any more."
"Good idea." Rias nodded and looked at the group. "Akeno, Kiba, Irina, Issei and Lilith, you come with me. Koneko, for being such a potty mouth, you have to stay here with Ravel." Seeing the young girl slump, Rias turned and left. She didn't mind if the girl had a dirty mouth, but some of those insults were just obscene.
"Oh goodie!" Lilith grinned and jumped on Issei's back. "Forward, horsie!"
"Since when am I your ride?" Issei groused, though he was smiling in amusement.
"Oh like you should complain! Most guys would love to have a cute girl riding them."
"Yep." Both Azazel and Ranma said at the same time as the group left the room.
(-)
"So," Lilith said after getting off of Issei and looking around one of the larger classrooms, "this wouldn't be too bad."
"If we clear enough stuff out of here, we can even put some pull-down beds against the front and back walls if we need to crash over-night for some reason." Rias pointed out before giving Issei and Lilith, both of whom had naughty looks on their face, a stern look. "No, there will be no sex in the meeting room."
"Aww!" Both of them let out identical sounds of disappointment.
Kiba shook his head. "Perhaps we should limit it to just a couple of beds if we install them? You never know when you might need one for one reason or another." Plus it would give them all a chance to rest after school if they were too tired for whatever reason.
"True." Rias tapped her chin. "Akeno, what do you think?"
"A Queen sized mattress! Then we can pull it down like they do in those old American movies." Akeno's eyes lit up in delight. "Oh! I know! We could put a one-way door on the wall that the bed would fold up and face, in case anyone was sleeping in the bed and we flipped it up on them, they'd get dumped into the hallway."
"Not a bad idea." Rias nodded, between Lilith, Koneko, Ravel and now Kunou, there were enough girls who were pretty small in the group and might get lost under blankets by accident.
"Speaking of decent ideas," Lilith spoke up and looked at Issei, "how'd you like to upgrade your boobielingual?"
"SERIOUSLY?!" Issei's eyes were wide as he looked at her in shock. "What more could I want with it?!"
"Right now it sounds like you can only read surface thoughts with it." Lilith pointed out, to which Issei nodded, "how would you like to see the target's deepest dreams and desires?"
"This is going in a dangerous direction, isn't it?" Irina asked no one in particular. She couldn't even begin to imagine what an upgrade to boobie reading could be. "Wait! You're not going to make a woman's boobs vibrate so much that their shirts explode, are you?"
Lilith blinked and looked at Irina with a slow-growing grin. "No, but now that you've said that I want to do just that. Issei! We'll call it boobiebomb!"
"YES!"
"No!" Rias and Irina yelled at the same time.
"Eh, don't worry, I'd have to figure out the specifics of it, maybe ask Master how he made Shampoo and Atsuko's clothes explode by accident when he was sparring with them." Lilith tapped her chin and looked up. "Hmm, maybe some vibrating air current that, when it hits a woman's boobs, causes the flesh and fat that makes up the boobies to start moving and vibrating on their own uncontrollably? Oh! If a woman has boobs that are big enough, the boobiebomb could make them get slapped in the face with their own breasts!"
"...Just so you know, that's both painful and hilarious." Akeno pointed out, causing everyone to look at her in shock. Coughing, she hefted her own breasts. "One time I tripped when my girls grew in and they bounced up and... Well, my face was stinging afterwords."
"AW MAN! I WISH I HAD SEEN THAT!" Both Lilith and Issei groaned at the same time.
"Lilith!"
"Issei!"
"We must perfect the boobiebomb immediately!" The two yelled at the same time, grasping their hands and the air around them started to sparkle.
"Yep, this went in a dangerous direction." Irina sighed, though she imagined it would be hilarious. "So what is the upgrade to Issei's boob-reading powers you were talking about?"
"AH!" Lilith let go of Issei and rubbed the back of her head. "Sorry about that, but the boobiebomb idea is awesome!"
"No." Rias said flatly.
"Alright, alright, sheesh." Lilith grumbled for a moment. "Anyway, Issei, since you have the ability to read surface thoughts on women, I thought I'd give that power an upgrade." She winked at his look of curiosity. "It's not true mind-reading, but you can see past the surface of someone's thought and see their deepest desires and fantasies. I call it..." She pointed dramatically as spotlights seemed to focus on her and the rest of the room went dark, "Succutasy!"
"So... How does it work?" Issei asked, wanting to use it.
"Simple, use your boobielingual on Rias and I'll power it up." Lilith grinned.
"Wait! Why me?!" Not that Rias minded too much, but she was curious as to why she was being chosen.
"I don't want to have Irina fall by accident and Issei couldn't handle Akeno's thoughts." Lilith couldn't directly read minds, but she could feel emotions and the taller, dark haired girl had some emotions that reminded her of the Evil Kyoto Fox for some reason.
Rias sighed heavily. "FINE!" She just wanted this to be over with. Holding her arms to her side, she just wanted this to be over.
"REALLY?!" Issei grinned. "Alright! Let's do this! Eh?" He blinked as Lilith put a hand on the back of his head. "What are you?"
"Just use Boobielingual, okay?" Lilith waited for Issei to do so. "Okay! UPGRADE!" Lilith yelled out as she synchronized her aura with Issei's.
Issei's eyes widened as he saw Rias's bare breasts before it felt like his mental picture of them was zooming in on something. He watched, transfixed as he saw... Himself and Rias, naked on a boat somewhere.
"I've got an idea!" The other version of him said as Boosted Gear formed around his arm. After five quick boosts, that Issei grabbed Rias's breasts and transferred to her. "There!" He dismissed Boosted Gear and grinned at the flushed Rias before grabbing her breasts. "Your boobs are now thirty-two times more sensitive than before."
"OH YES!" Rias screamed out as she jerked and juices exploded out from her crotch.
The scene faded away and Issei slapped his hands to his nose. "WHY DIDN'T I EVER THINK OF THAT?!" He screamed, hoping he could hold back his nose from erupting blood.
Issei looked around and wondered why things were still dark, before they faded away and he saw Rias and himself standing in front of class, though he could see people were in the seats, he couldn't see their faces.
"Issei!" Rias called out, her face flushed as the Issei next to her ripped her clothes off and pushed her over a desk.
"Tell them all! Tell them what you want! Tell them who you belong to!"
"You!" Rias cried out and Issei watched the Issei behind her suddenly drop his pants and mount her from behind. "I WANT YOU! I LOVE YOUR BIG, THICK, HARD COCK! I BELONG TO YOU! FUCK ME!"
"Gladly!"
Issei couldn't stop his nosebleed this time and he fell over, giggling.
Lilith blinked as Issei suddenly fell over when his nose erupted blood. "I don't know WHAT he saw, but," she looked at Rias, who was suddenly looking away and blushing, "what kind of fantasies do you have?"
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Rias said quickly.
"Ara ara, should we try it on someone else?" Akeno asked with a smile.
"Not Asia," quickly responded Lilith. "Either it would fry her mind ...or worse! It'll turn her into a version of me... BEYOND ULTRA!"
"What?"
"Seriously, woman, watch some hentai!" complained Lilith.
Kiba just shook his head in amusement and looked at Irina. "Well, this went in unexpected places."
The twin-tailed girl pouted and got on her knees. "Lord Michael, please forgive me for giving Issei and Lilith the idea about the Boobiebomb, I didn't mean to!"
(-)
"You think we were forgotten?" Asia asked Atsuko as the two of them and Mittelt cleaned the classroom.
"Nah, they'll probably wait for us to show up when we get done cleaning." Mittelt pointed out. "Besides, I need to get going, I've got to see the shrink."
"Have fun." Atsuko smiled as Mittelt put her stuff away. "We'll finish up then."
"Alright, thanks." Mittelt said as she finished putting her stuff away and left.
The two worked in silence for a few more minutes until the classroom was done. "Well," Atsuko stretched after putting everything away, "how about we get to the clubroom?"
"Sure." Asia nodded, smiling.
(-)
Meanwhile in Hell...
"Are you sure?" Sirzechs asked Serafall as the two looked over the data in front of them.
"There's no doubt. There's been a major decline here, here and here." She pointed to various data points on the papers in front of him.
"This is serious. If we don't do something soon, it could spell the end."
"Perhaps we should ask your sister's club to help out?" Grayfia asked from behind. "Maybe they have an idea how to fix our problem?"
"Might not be a bad idea." Serafall nodded and privately she was grateful someone brought it up. "Although I'm not sure they'd be able to reverse the trend."
"I'm sure that they can think of something." Though Sirzechs didn't want to wear Rias and her peerage out too much, after all, the rating game against Sairaorg wasn't too far away.
"Well, I hope so! I don't want to have my show canceled because of low ratings!" Serafall had tears welling up in her eyes as she thought about it. "How will I teach younger Devils about the joys of love, justice and being a magical girl otherwise?!"
"And I don't want the Satan Rangers to be canceled either." Sirzechs muttered. He knew that the Oppai Dragon Emperor was the most popular show in Hell right now for younger Devils, but maybe there was a way to at least fix some of the ratings their shows were having? "Anyway, Grayfia, would you be so kind?"
"Of course." Grayfia bowed, before her face turned an interesting shade of green and she ran off. "My apologies!"
"Morning sickness, huh?" Serafall asked, getting a nod from Sirzechs.
"Yes. It's gotten to the point that we use a substitute when she needs to be there for anything." At least she wasn't showing too much just yet. He'd have to get a replacement actor for her soon. Sirzechs knew that Grayfia enjoyed playing the part of Satan Yellow, but she wouldn't be able to keep this up for much longer. Unlike some human comics that he had seen once, sending a pregnant woman out to fight and be a Hero was insanely stupid.
"That's okay." Serafall grinned suddenly and ran off. "I'll let her know that she can take it easy and I'll go to Earth!"
"Just don't be gone for a six days." Sirzechs muttered and raised an eyebrow as Serafall pouted, though her cheeks were flushed. 'Hmm, what happened when she was in Kyoto for all that time?' When Serafall had returned, rumors quickly spread that she had apparently came back with a goofy grin on her face and was walking with a limp, which lead to speculation that she had found a lover in Kyoto. If she had, he was happy for her, she deserved some happiness in her life that wasn't based around making Sona embarrassed with the magical girl cosplay and fun.
"Azazel, I gotta hand it to you, you were right about one thing... Not needing to worry about fighting and war has made it a lot easier for Devils to focus on having families." Sure, the birthrate was still incredibly low, but last he heard there were more than a few pregnant Devils running around. He knew things were still tense, especially with those who had fought in the great war between the three factions, but the younger generation seemed to have no problems adjusting to the peace between the factions. 'The fact that Rias works with two known Fallen Angels and a Reincarnated Angel helps.' Plus Shemhazai had gone public with his marriage and soon-to-be born child with a Devil woman. Azazel had mentioned that if the whole situation with Kokabiel hadn't happened he would have used the child, when it was born, as an example of Devils and Fallen Angels not needing to fight anymore.
(-)
Their only warning that someone was teleporting in was a blue sigil that appeared in the middle of the room.
"Wait, isn't that..." Ranma trailed off as the person in question appeared in the room. "Thought so, hey, Serafall."
"Hi!" She grinned at him before turning to Azazel, who had stood up. "We've got a serious problem!"
"What?" Azazel knew that it had to be serious if Serafall had to come to Earth personally. "What's wrong?"
Serafall pouted heavily. "Both the Satan Rangers and Mahou Shoujo Levia-Tan shows are slipping in ratings! If we can't get the ratings up soon our shows will be canceled!" She blinked as there was a loud thud. Looking around, she scratched her head as she saw most everyone face-first on the ground. "...What?"
Azazel groaned as he pushed himself off of the desk when he fell over. "That was so... Unexpected that I have no words for it."
Serafall rubbed the back of her head and giggled nervously. "Sorry."
"Hey, sorry we're..." Atsuko blinked as she and Asia walked into the room. "Okay, who did the silly thing this time?"
(-)
Ten minutes later...
"So you want us to help you plan out a killer episode for the next season of Levia-tan?" Issei, his face cleaned up, asked as everyone gathered in the abandoned classroom as there was actually room to move around now. "And Satan Rangers?"
"I play characters on both shows, so yes." Serafall nodded.
"Ever do a sixth ranger shows up and is actually a bad guy plot?" Lilith asked and Serafall tapped her chin as she tried to think back to the previous seasons.
"That might help, but only for the Satan Rangers, I have no clue how to help my other show." Serafall sighed, if only she had some sort of idea.
"Too bad we can't use the Oppai Dragon Emperor show to promote your shows." Kiba said, chuckling.
"CROSSOVER!" Lilith yelled as she slapped her hands together. "I got the perfect idea too! Kiba! You're a villain on Oppai Dragon, right?"
Rias mentally groaned, she did NOT want to do the whole "Switch Princess" role again and blamed Bikou for that stupid nickname. Sure, the show was a great hit, but it was... so embarrassing to go through.
"What's going through your mind?" Ranma asked Lilith, privately amused by this.
"I always wanted to beat up the Power Rangers." Lilith started giggling at the confused looks everyone gave her. "Anyway, how about a villain so dangerous that it takes powerful allies to stop? Hmm, we'll need minions. Killer robots or something."
"Oh, I can get those." Atsuko spoke up. "I'm sure that Mama still has a few hundred killer robots laying around that I didn't get around to smashing yet."
"Wait, your mother has killer robots that you smashed?" Rias asked in confusion.
"Yep!" Atsuko grinned at her. "I guess technically Eimi and I both counted as killer robots at the time too."
There was a loud thud and everyone turned to look at Nabiki, who had a stack of papers next to her. "Already saw the episode and everything, this is the script, it'll work, trust me, and yes, Atsuko, your mom is going to be needed for this."
"Darn, there goes any ideas I might have had if she already saw how this is going to go." Lilith muttered as she took a script. "OOOH! I like my role in this!"
Serafall took a script and slowly grinned. "I don't know how you saw this, but I love it! We need to do this immediately!"
"And where am I supposed to..." Ranma trailed off as he flipped through the script himself.
"He'll be back tonight." Nabiki answered, knowing what he was going to ask.
"So I guess we're doing this, huh?" Rias sighed as she looked through the script. "Well, this isn't too bad, I guess."
"I'm going to take some of these with me, we'll get the episode fully fleshed out and everything." Serafall grinned as she took a few of the scripts and disappeared in a flash of light with them.
"So..." Ranma looked at Nabiki. "When were you going to tell us that you used your Sacred Gear to watch children's television programming?"
Nabiki stuck her tongue out at him.
(-)
Later...
There was a ringing at the door and a woman with long black hair done up in a single long ponytail that flopped against her shoulder and wearing a red and white kimono with flower patters on the top smiled as she saw the group walk in. "Welcome to Ucchan's! Oh dear, this is a large group isn't it?" Besides the tall man with the two-color hair, she saw fifteen others follow him in. "One second, I'll get the large table set up." She bowed and turned to do just that. "Ukyo-sama! We have a table of eighteen!"
As they were seated around a large table and the female waitress quickly dropped off eating utensils and menus, she bowed and left quickly and quietly.
Ranma frowned as he looked around. It was a nice place, very comfortable, there were seats to sit around near the counter, but something was bothering him. 'Why does the name Ucchan sound so familiar?' He couldn't figure it out. Shaking his head, he looked at Mittelt, who had sat down next to him. "So how did your meeting go?"
"Pretty good, the shrink says I've got a lot more issues than just anxiety." Mittelt could believe that. Thankfully the pyschiatrist was one that specialized in dealing with the supernatural.
"Don't worry about it." Ranma shrugged. "We all got stuff to work through, ya know?"
"Man, Matsuda and Motohama weren't kidding." Issei said as he watched the waitress zip around and serve other customers. "She's pretty, not like a supermodel, but a classical beauty." He wasn't that interested, unless he could see her breasts, but he could appreciate a cutie when he saw one.
"I dunno," Akeno giggled and pointed at the chef. "He's pretty cute too." The chef had long brown hair and brown eyes, but otherwise wasn't too bad looking.
Ranma looked at Lilith, who was grinning softly. "You want to tell them or should I?"
"Nah." Lilith shook her head, finding this completely amusing. "It's more fun this way." She frowned softly as she felt a wave of raw... Anger, hatred and... Longing? 'The fuck? What's with these emotions?' Lilith couldn't even place the last one as longing, maybe it was desire? But she couldn't really figure it out. 'That's odd, I usually can figure these out easily.' Especially when it was coming from the chef when the chef looked at the table. 'Or rather, I think at Master, but why?'
After ordering the food and waiting, which was a shorter wait than they expected, considering how many people were ordering, everyone dug into their food.
"Oh wow!" Issei's eyes were wide. "This shrimp okonomiyaki is awesome!"
"Mmmm! This is so delicious that it's melting in my mouth!" Akeno practically moaned in delight. "I've never had such delicious food like this before."
"It's probably going all to your boobs." Koneko muttered and took a bite of her chicken okonomiyaki, her eyes widening and if her nekomatta ears were out, they'd be twitching in delight. "Wow! This is really good."
"All this needs is a strong beer and it would be like I never left Valhalla." Rossweisse commented, though Azazel, Kiba and Issei all shot down the alcohol when the waitress asked if that was what she wanted.
Ravel and Asia were too busy moaning around their food as they ate.
"It's like my brain is orgasming!" Lilith squirmed in delight. "This pork okonomiyaki is awesome!"
"This Tofu is almost as good as mother's!" Kunou couldn't help but squeal in delight. "If we were in Kyoto, I'd tell mother to have the chef become her head cook!"
Ranma took one bite of his okonomiyaki and his eyes widened. 'This flavor...' He had ordered the secret sauce on a whim and his brain was suddenly flooded with memories that he had long since forgotten. 'Ucchan?' NOW he remembered why that name seemed so familiar. 'But why is Ucchan here? And since when was he a girl?'
I will state that I got hooked on the Hyperdimension Neptunia series over the past couple of months. I marathoned eight of the ten games in rapid succession. It's a lot of fun.
Omake by Innortal
Ravel looked around. For some reason, since she came to live with the man she loved, she felt as if she was in danger.
But she couldn't spot from where. The house was safe, wards were active.
"So why do I feel threate-"
"BIRDIE!" yelled Atsuko, as she jumped the Phenex girl ... and started to lick her.